Post your feelings when Ballio turns out to be real and you pick it.
Hell yes
>Everything down here floats
I've never bought a pokemon game in life, but if he is real i'll buy the game.
>>26384913
Glad he's real but I'm not picking it. Still my least favorite of the three.
>>26385103
Prodigious taste.
>>26384913
I would kill for it to be real.
>>26384936
>>26385103
>>26385155
Hello one guy that likes this shitty fake.
First reaction was disgust.
But the more it went, the more I was on board with John Wayne Gayseal. Honestly by now they would just have to give him the right moves and it's be something like my 3rd or 4th favorite water starter
The funny thing with most starter final form fakes is that they never chamge much from their base form, they are all unoriginal building from the base. Then the middle evolution is revealed and a whole bunch of new leaks comes along again all of them unimaginative and building off on what came before.
>>26385178
>one guy
>11 posters
Good luck with that shit taste
>>26384913
At least it's better than stripeless tiger
If it's real I'll just laugh at Popplio fans.
>>26385103
I bought Gold and Silver last. I'll buy this if these starters are real though.
This is the first time since Red and Blue that there isn't one bad starter in the set.
It's creepy as fuck but I'd love it.
I don't know anons......it's just too creepy and un-Pokemon like to be real. I'll still choose it and nickname it penny wise though.
If the leaks are legit then the rowlet Evo is really weird too, it's like an assassins creed protagonist.
Nope.... Just nope....
>>26384913
I gonna pick him and name him "Shhhhh now"
>>26384913
I'm going to cum when it happens. I fucking love clowns.
Literally Roothoot all over again.
When will this stop?
>>26387642
Holy molly. Are you for real???
They are scary and ugly af!
Popplio deserves something better
>>26384913
It's not called fucking Ballio you disgusting fags
>>26387642
fuck off harley
>>26387718
Right? It's obviously Rapelio
>>26385311
>fags thinking they are relevant
>>26385774
>That's the joke
>>26387704
Scary means it's at the top and able to dominate everyone. Pooplio literally couldn't get any better
>>26387771
Dominate me
I really wish it's not real.
>>26387808
No, me
First game I wouldn't buy.
>>26387729
>>26387718
Same fag
>>26387771
It's not that kind of scary. Its fucking creepy you weirdo.
Creepy like a stalker in the corner. Not scary like a big muscle dude with a knife or a bat. That's the difference.
But somehow that shit is scary AND creepy at the same time... in the bad way
(Pic not related. But it's a happy coincidence)
>>26384913
If they were real (they aren't sadly), I would pick the owl, but that guy' fine too. I just wish the "leaker" gave more personality to the cat, it isn't even close to the other two. It's literally my mom's pussy.
>>26387704
>clowns are scary and ugly
Normalfags should die in a fire.
Implying Ballio is scary
Oh god
That fucker triggers my ningen phobia
>>26387975
He's literally designed to be
>>26387996
Ballio/ rapelio is terrifying
>>26387975
>>26387832
The fucking reach. No one likes the basic ass name you came up with
>>26387956
he's just roleplaying Bily
>>26387873
>it's not scary you w-weirdo, it's creepy
>no wait, it's scary AND creepy
>it's not scary in a bad way
>scary
>in a bad way
>ever being supposed to be good
If it's scary in a stalker way, it's in the top notch scary. If it intimidates you, then it's scary. If it's scary it's dominating. Simple as that
>>26388062
I didnt, it la been used lots of times. Still better than rapeio
>>26387873
>it's not that kind of scary you twat
>it's THIS kind of scary!
>Well, then it's still scary, isn't it?
>>26385103
Why in V/P
>>26388067
I've never knew a person who wanted to be fuck by a clown.
No wonder why you are here sick filth
>>26388085
Personally like Ballio better as it gives a serious sinister Pokemon name off.
>>26388085
No fucking way. Rapelio conveys its malice. Ballio is just ball + io because
>"lol, it's holding a ball!"
Fucking noice! Why don't we rename Marrowak, Boneio? Or Conkeldurr to Concretio? Fucking epic right?
>>26388165
That's why it's funny because it sounds like a serious Pokemon name that just has scary vibe to it. Rapelio is less original. I like both so I either way I'll use one.
>>26388085
>>26388141
"Rapelio" underlines the prominent feature of the pokemon AND maintains the syllabic-phonetic structure of "Popplio"
>>26388135
>I've never knew a person who wanted to be fuck by a clown.
How the hell did you get this interpretetion? I'd like it as a personal rape-train, not a sextoy
>>26388185
But why is "Ballio" scary? As i said it's just ball
>>26384913
I want it to be real so bad, but now I'm going to be disappointed as fuck when the real one is lame as fuck in comparison.
>>26388213
Because it just does? Anyway I'm not the one who come up with it. I just see people saying it so I just chose one.
>>26388135
I'm pretty clean and healthy today btw
>>26388229
Well, no it doesn't. Even "Ballingen" would be better
>>26384913
>>26384913
I'm gettin used to it by now, even the other designs. And I like it.
Wouldn't be so bad for it to be the final evo.
>>26384913
If ballio and the other two are real this would be the first time i'd actually have difficulty on which to pick.
If he is real I'm naming mine Pogo.
Its not real. No way GF would let out a pokemon THAT creepy as a starter. They go for a cool/cute factor with starter pokemon, not creepy.
I'm terrified of Poppliwise the Dancing Clown Seal.
>>26390213
Holy shit they caught Mana Walker?
When?
>>26384913
It sure sounds like a lot of people here are afraid of clowns.
>Send out Ballio during match
>Kid so scared they disconnect
>Instant win
>>26390413
>Ballio
>not Poppliwise
If that leak were real I would choose Popplio over Rowlet. Rowlet is my first choice over Popplio, but I hate that "leaked" Rowlet final and love this fucker.
I'd stay Litten but this is the best case scenario for Popplio IMO
>>26385208
Johto starters, case closed
>>26385178
I'm pretty sure a LOT of people like it.
>>26390437
>Poppliwise
>Not Pinniwise
Learn your fucking biology, faggot.
bumping all the clowns
>>26393674
You're doing the lord's work boy.