Things you can say about Pokémon - but not your girlfriend

Just dropped her off at daycare for a lil bit.

>>26378420
I have a Pokemon.

Don't fucking hit yourself retard

You used to be so cute, then you grew up and got ugly...

>>26378420
It's time for you to breed.

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>>26378440
>>26378462
>>26378458

>>26378420
you're so sexy

>>26378420
Use swallow!

>>26378420

Perfect IV

>>26378420
Lost my first on this nuzlocke run, hope the next one is better.

>>26378420
Why's it so hard to get one with Pokerus?

I have one.

I'm going to trade this one for a Charizard.

>>26378420
>running Thick Fat

I like the older ones.

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>>26378622
They call it Wife Swap

It belongs in a lower tier, but I love it anyway.

I wish Janequa would hurry up and evolve, she's so ugly.

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>>26378666
JANEQUA evolved into SHARKEISHA

>>26378420
A pokemon won't say no when you ask it to cut a bush.

mine's at a higher level than yours

I'm putting it in the box.

They all work so well together

I've been grooming mine since birth.

they have souls

We spent the whole night grinding

I have no balls left.

>Are you sure you would like to release this?
Yes.

let's fuck

Competitively you fucking suck!

>>26378420
They're ready to go anytime

>>26378420
They got banned from my school because people would trade them.

Little Cup Tier

Fake and gay!

It's underused.

never used tier

I released her back into the wild

If you sneak up on them, they might have hidden abilities.

>>26378688
i'm so sorry anon