I want a pet Weavile so bad.

>>26378392
I want a pet Absol

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>>26378398
Thats ok too.

>>26378412
Post mor ethicc Weavile

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>>26378398
This tbqh.

>>26378418
more thicc*

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>>26378418
>ethicc
?

>>26378428
SAUCE NOW
>>26378434
I meant 'more thicc'

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>>26378434
No lewds

>>26378450
>SAUCE NOW
What are you talking about? Its just a Trainer riding his Pokemon into battle.

Wouldn't you rather be a Weavile's pet?

>>26378490
I don't give a shit what's going on in that picture, just give us the sauce on it!

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>>26378473
A-anon, why have I never thought of this? it's fucking perfect!

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Pokémon cannot have sex at all.
All they do just play around with other Pokémon in the day care center until you come get them from the Day care owners.


Thus, prove that Poképhile is pointless.

>>26378513
Its not even finished yet, but okay.

http://imgur.com/qLZRRpJ

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>>26378570
Wow. Really, fuck off.

>>26378579
Good enough for me. Thanks based, anon.

>>26378570
Are you aware that this is a fetish, that they're well aware it's not real, and that they're just IMAGINING things ? How can you say a fucking fetish is pointless ? Are they just not allowed to like things because it's not canon ?

>>26378583
You can't fuck a Weavile.

So, It's pretty much pointless to think about Poképhile.

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>>26378617
Kill yourself.

>>26378600
Yes. If not canon. Then it shouldn't be allowed.

>>26378579
to be honest..... I would

>>26378617
jesus christ stop it

you autistically post this stuff in every single thread that has a passing reference to something remotely non-"canon", as if pokemon even has a canon in the first place

it's tiring

>>26378630
You can't. Pokémon don't have sex at all.

They just play.

>>26378617
>>26378631
Richard, are you able to imagine things ?

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Get out of my Weavile thread.

>>26378646
Lore states humans and pokemon would get married. I'm pretty sure they must have fucked at some point in order to have descendants.

>>26378640
>I would
Would what anon?

>>26378652
It's not canon.

Pokémon don't have sex at all.
Poképhile is pointless.

>>26378705
It's not pointless, because those people are IMAGINING that they can have sex because they DON'T CARE that it's not canon.

>>26378693
They don't fuck at all.

Pokémon just play around with other Pokémon.

Poképhile is a joke.

>>26378668
why is Weavile so thicc?
got any more? any more that's even more thicc than before?

>>26378712
If not canon then It's pointless.

Canon = truth.

Fanon = lies.

>>26378726
Not that anon, but humans and Pokemon used to get married, what do you think they do when they get married?

>>26378743
I don't know and Pokémon is a kid game.

Two Pokémon just play around with other each.

>>26378726
The lore itself states that humans and pokemon hooked up in game. Try again buddy. An npc in Kalos even mentions a fairytale about a human and pokemon falling in love. Seems o be a common thing.

>>26378740
Canon = truth

Fanon = ideals

You had one job anon.

>>26378740
If we followed canon for all forms of fiction, all original characters, all fanfictions, everything made by fans would disappear. There would barely be any creation aside from original stuff, which isn't a thing everyone can do.
Not following canon is inherently a PART of any work of fiction. It allows the player/viewer/reader to enjoy whatever it is more, pokémon in that case.
Many, many people enjoy fanon more than canon, and you can't do anything about it.

>>26378763
Pokemon talks about death and shit, which makes it a pretty violent kids game.

>>26378753
well no, I prefer a nice hour glass body and thicc thighs
really the most ideal request
too bad she's not real

>>26378791
It's a kid game.

+7 and up

>>26378807
+3 actually, except for Sun/Moon.

>>26378784
Poképhile is not canon. Pokémon don't have sex at all.

So why have sexual thoughts about sexless creatures?

>>26378570
>>26378617
>Citing game mechanics and embelished in-universe mythos as your own personal bible and claiming it as fact
holy fuck this autism

>>26378979

There is no evidence that Pokémon have sex.

>>26378971
>sexless
That would imply there's no male and female Pokemon

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>>26378668
Not our fault there's an Absol in the OP :^)

>>26378971
It's not Poképhile, it's Poképhilia. If you're going to autistically sperg out, at least sperg with proper grammar.

>>26378971
>Most of the pokemon in game have genders, aka sex
>Your player is ten years old, the breeders aren't going to give you the pidgys and combees talk
>It's a kids game so of course they aren't going to show sex
>Pokemon and humans literally in canon used to marry each other
If you can't see that pokemon breed with each other (reproducton), you're either
>A moron
>11 years old and have no concept of reproduction.

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Less clamor
more Weavile

>>26378971
Because they enjoy imagining the opposite. That's it, not following "canon" makes things better for them.

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>>26378392
How much do you love your Weavile, /vp/?

>>26379088
Damn phone rotating pics

>>26379069
I'm upset HGSS rival's Sneasel never becomes a Weavile.

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>>26379106
I'm still mad at this.

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>>26379106
>not turning your daughterfu into a waifu

What a waste

>>26379279
>make out right making a daughteru with your waifu

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>>26379513
Perfect cycle

>>26378428
>>26378579
>you will never breed your Absol

>>26378428
Is there any reason why Silver's theme is the filename?

>>26380705
Friend ABSOLutely likes to make puns if he can with the file names of stuff he draws, and I was too lazy to change the file name.

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>She will never get tough claws
>Forever stuck with Pressure as it's best ability
>Sooner or later she will get powercreeped
>Ice-types will lose one of their few champions

Hold me, /vp/.

>>26378579
I want an Absol ride, too.

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>>26380747
>mfw my favorite type is shit
>mfw my last name Snow practically forces me to be an Ice type trainer.
>mfw most Ice types are garbage or slowly being made garbage

>>26380747
>>Sooner or later she will get powercreeped

That's not really a thing in Pokémon, at least not yet. Older stuff gets updated movepools and stats have stayed relatively consistent since Gen II. Stuff just comes along that fills the same niche better by coincidence such as through slightly better stat distribution or better typing, not intentionally as per power creep. Sure, you can point to silly examples like having Gyarados in UU, but you would have to ignore a lot of context to do so, on top of cherry-picking.

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Am I late for the Absol thread?

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>>26381185
nah man, we're still here

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>>26381248
why is she so perfect?

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Absol is great, Weavile is greater. She is top tier waifu material

>>26381185
>>26381248
>>26381441
>sparkledog faggots

Back to DA with you lot

>>26381441
>she
>>26382557
>hating absol
how does it feel to be a faggot?

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Absol for Pokkén.

rip dreams

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>>26381185
Absol is my favourite Pokemon and furfags should yiff in hell

>>26382684
>pokken

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>>26382764
I like Pokkén.

>>26382770
too bad

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>>26379593
>obtain waifu
>make daughterfu with waifu
>seduce daughterfu and make her waifu
>wash, rinse, repeat
>slowly build waifuharem team with perfect human IVs

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>>26378579
Where can I find this when it's finished?

>>26383428
in hell

>>26378979
Less autistic than wanting to fuck a cartoon, at least

>>26383451
>Wanting to fuck a cartoon
>Wanting to fuck a woman in a 2D picture that you'll never even talk to anyways
What's the difference?

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>>26383451
There is nothing wrong with fantasizing about attractive fictional creatures.

>>26383526
it is

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>>26383531
It is what?

>>26383539
wrong

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>>26383545
I disagree.

>>26383548
disagreement won't change anything

>>26383428
Rule 34 or e621

>>26383634
Oh good, I'll be able to find it on e621 pretty easily.

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>>26383643
Its likely going to take a while fyi.

>>26383750
hope it takes forever

>>26383750
I check e621 every day, anyway, so I'll still see it whenever it gets posted.

I want a writefag to write a story about sexually teasing his female Weavile until she takes charge

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>>26378392

Yes

>>26383766
Can always toss the idea out there in the writefag thread, you never know, someone might like it.

>>26378570
go get a life richard.

>>26383750
You should get an FA

>>26383820
I didn't draw these, a friend of mine are doing them for commissions for me.

He has an FA page in fact

>not wanting to be the pet of a weavile and absol

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Needs more weavile lewds

>>26378392
If you had one it will kill you before you succesfully fucked it.
Faggot

>>26384307
No better way to die, win/win

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bump

>>26384273
I love teckworks but his dialogue is so cringe-inducing

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:3

>>26385381
I want to snuggle and fug her.

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>>26385545

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>>26385545
>>26385554
aw

Dark types are the best pets!

>>26382592
here's a good question
why are you trying to catch a male Absol?

>>26385818
I literally don't care which gender absol do i get, i'm not a furry or autistic

>>26385852
clearly you do care >>26382592
if you didn't care what gender Absol was then you wouldn't care about what anyone else thinks

>>26385873
Animals are supposed to be called "it" unless it's talking about one specific animal so nice try outing yourself furry degenerate, stop projecting your fantasies on cartoon animals or do it somewhere else

>Weavile will never grab your dick with her claws and slowly stroke your shaft while you sit there in a mix of fear and pleasure
>She'll never gently squeeze it causing you slight pain.
>She'll never lick your tip while continuing to torture you as she claims you as her play thing.

Why live.

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I hate HG right now. I've been on Mt silver for about 40 minutes now, and the two sneasels that popped up were male. On top of that, the razor claw I need to evolve it to waifu status costs 48BP and its so annoying to get them, given how few they give you.

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>>26386225

>>26386931
Kill yourself autist

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>>26386931
I was lucky and got a female first try.
Kept her forever.

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>>26388340
I want to rub her tummy

>>26388512
Same. I didnt post the full just to be safe from triggering the mods.

>>26388340
Why the fuck is she meowing, she's not a cat, this is some bullshit.

Guys I have a shiny Sneasle and a Regular one, which should I evolve into Weavile? In both cases they are female if that matters. I need a weavile for my Living dex.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10248983

Also if anyone has an extra claw they are willing to trade me that would be awesome.

>>26381114
I hate how gamefreak is so retarded at balancing

My Grass pokemon are suffering too

>>26388550
While I'm not that big into Weavile, I do think it has a great shiny.

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>>26388550
Shiny Weavile is a beautiful spunky princess.

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>>26388591

>>26386931
>>26388340
When I played Black 2 for the first time, I was looking for a female Sneasel to add to my team, the first female that popped up was a shiny, so I caught her.

I didn't use her however, since she didn't have the nature I wanted.

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>>26388279
Don't you think you might be overeacting a little? take a look at the thread you're in
>>26388340
I spent a while, but I finally got it, gentle nature too, love it

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>>26388591
Shiny princess!

>>26391372
thick thighs

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Is Sneasel welcome?

>>26392428

LEWD

But, yes.

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>>26392428
nah man, Absol thread

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>>26378428
>female Absol
Shit, I might as well start drawing male Absol porn myself. Why does 90% of all Absol porn have to be either female or futa?

>>26393355
Because people see Absol as feminine, just like they do with Vaporeon, Espeon, Leafeon, Glaceon, and Sylveon.

>>26393355
Because most people don't have shit ta- I mean, what >>26393372 said.

>>26393355
Pretty much this>>26393372
That's like asking why most Machamp porn is male.

>I might as well start drawing male Absol porn myself.
Go right ahead anon, I'm not into male Pokes, but more power to you and your tastes.

>your weavile will never walk in on you jerking off
>she will never touch herself to the memory of it later on

>>26393764
>touch herself

How would she even do this, anyway? Man, I never thought about it but being a Weavile must suck.

>>26378570
Pokemon fuck, dude, the breeders just say 'we don't know where it came from' because the player character is always a kid you dick, they don't know if the player knows about this kind of stuff, and they don't want to pry, or shatter any illusions.

they pass on distinctive genetic traits to their offspring you dingus, that doesn't happen from 'playing around'

>>26383558
That's, like, your opinion, man.

>>26383863
You should drop that shit on us.

>>26393878
If think about it, so many pokemon's lives must suck. Weavile can be careful and it wont do anything, but what about scyther? what about scizor and gliscor? they'd probably crush their penises if they tried, and the females couldn't even reach. And just practical things must be a pain if you have the equivalent of two big fingers.

>>26394129
it's truth

I'm starting to understand Gardevoirfags who complain about the shitty part of their favourite pokémon's fandom.

I really am.

>>26394948
Not like anything can be done about this anyway

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>>26393878
>>26394731

Female Weaviles could just make/shape some ice dildo to fuck themselves if they are horny, no clue on male ones.

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that this board has gotten a lot hornier in the last couple weeks?

Not complaining in the slightest, you guys in this thread especially have great taste. Weavile is the best ice-type waifu. Well, except for Glaceon.

>>26395874
>Glaceon.

Glaceon fags leave
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>26395874
It's just shifting back to how it was to begin with, that's all.

>>26394158
Sure why not.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/befpraizy/
http://enterpraiz.tumblr.com/

>>26395874
4 legs bad, 2 legs good

>>26395874
mods stopped doing their work completely, it took like half a fucking day for them to just sticky one shitty thread for SM announcement and furshit pretty much stopped to be banned

>>26393355
why are you complaining? I think it's fine
my dick thinks it's fine

>>26395874
its leak season

>>26395874
Dunno, but I love it. Glaceon is ok, Weavile is better however, Weavile is ALWAYS better

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>>26395874
its pretty wonderful honestly
all these cute, horny, lustful anons

>>26378392
>>>26378398
I'd rather not be clawed to shit thanks you very much.

>>26401047
Lewd ass nigga.

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>>26402462

>>26381115
I think it's safe to call Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre powercreep.

>>26402514
I personally don't count the over-the-top legendaries for anything. They aren't designed to be balanced in any way and never have been.

>>26401074
>>26401047
forget the pet Weavile
I want a pet anon!

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>>26378392

tfw no pet weavile to dress up with cute accessories

>>26402548
I'd be cool with that only if you were a Weavile.

I want to tease my weavile sexually in public

>>26403539
Why in public though? I don't think she'd be OK with that. Privately I bet she'll just bend over the second you're alone

>>26403562
Because it's hot to see her get all embarassed