The LAST pokemon in your current or most recent team just confessed

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>>26373394

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>>26373394
>Female Charizard

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>Female Goodra

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>>26373394
>Froslass

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Hm...

>>26373473
M
O
DELETE THIS
S

>>26373473
Are eggs pokemon?

Is it okay to abort an egg in its early stages?

>tfw was breeding for a starter with HA, and the last one hatching happened to be female
>Female Chespin

Do newborn pokemon even understand the concept of love?

>>26373532
>It forms an unbreakable parental bond with you
How do you feel anon?

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>>26373394
>Lv. 1 jap Eevee

Someone's gonna get stretched tonight.

I just finished soft resetting for shiny Xerneas.....oh deer...

>>26373532
>>26373548
Oedipus Complex babyyyyy

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Ditto

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>>26373431
>Anon, I....

Magnemite

Totally fucked

>>26373394
>Porygon-Z
Nah. Not gonna happen.

>>26373593
>mega x
close

bretty gud art

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>male lucario
Okay.

>>26373571
>oedipus complex
>female chespin

I love it when people try to act smart

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>>26373394
This is a good thing.

>>26373394
>Patrat
Well shit.

>Bayleef
Shieeet.

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>>26373727
Go fuck yourself

>>26373699
>Not knowing what an Oedipus complex is
>Not knowing that the Electra complex is a redundant addition

Why are you so retarded?

>>26373699
Especially when they're that stupid, huh.

>>26373763
>implying girls can be castrated
lol

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>miltank

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>>26373771
>What is penis envy

You dumb fucking faggot.

Good luck proving unconscious desires in children you shitdicks
fuck pseudo science

t. someone who studied it in high school for no fucking reason

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>>26373394
F-Dragonair is a qt tbqh

>Male Archeops
I guess I'm getting nailed pretty fucking hard unless I can take its motivation away.
Not that I'd want to.

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This gooey sumbitch.

Yay or nay?

>Tropius
Welp.

>>26373809
We all know it's bullshit. The point was that the Oedipus complex already has distinctions for boys and girls.

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>roamer-hunting gallade w/ mean look, hypnosis, false swipe, timid nature

>>26373394
>Female Lapras
Unf

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>>26373648

>>26373838
>defeatist
He'll give up halfway through

>>26373394
>Female Quagsire

FFS

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>>26373974
o-oh my

>M Yanmega

Straight to the daycare so Vespiquen can sex the gay out of him

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>female Meganium
Should I be worried?

>>26374062
No, just don't be a submissive faggot. Take control and fuck her brains out.

>>26373394

M gabite
well damn

>male rattata
Well...

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>>26374024

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>>26373394
Shiny Gardevoir (female)

Life's pretty good.

>>26373394
What do you guys mean by team?

>>26373753
That's a unofficial website but thanks anyway.

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Male lv. 100 Hydreigon


well

F-Milotic would treat me well

>>26374157
The last party of pokemon you had when you played pokemon. The one that happened the most recently

M Riolu
I just hatched it.
Not fucked at all unfortunately.
maybe when it's older.

>SpDef Excadrill
Shut up and get rid of these hazards.

>>26373394
female lv. 100 azumarill
I don't mind, I guess?

>>26373394
>Just started silver run
>Totodile
Nah man. Toto is like a son to me.

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>female absol

yes

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>>26374199
THE DREAM

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Alright Hecate, I'll give you a chance, but only cause you're a loyal grill.

>>26373532
Doing the same but with mudkip

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>>26374311
my grill is pretty good too

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>Metagross named Sultan
I-it's g-genderless. N-Nice try OP, haha...

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I'd be 100% down to have a super cute rock with me. how do I fuck a rock

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Male Cacturn....

Send Help.

>>26374434
with a jackhammer

>Scraggy

If I say no, I'm getting mugged.

>Female Zangoose
Fuck yeah

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Hellll yes

>Female Cubone
Well, this is an unexpectedly good turn of events

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>>26374199
Anon, that is a good thing!

>>26373394
>SoulSilver: F Ampharos
What a coincidence, the only female mon of my SS team had to be on the last position...

>White 2: F Dragonite
Erm, now this is a coincidence

>Alpha Sapphire: F Mawile
Wow! Three times in a row! Now, what I should do with three Pokémon...

<female drapion
That tail is huge.Well i'm fucked

>>26374130
same
i used female shiny gardevoir too

>>26373394
Machamp. Oh my.

>Lv 73 male Steelix

It's been lovely knowing all of you.

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>>26375517
Great pokemon, am I right?

>F Hariyama
DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

>Dragonite
I don't know what kind of sick god would allow me to be Barney the dinosaur's fucktoy.

>Female Blaziken

P-please be gentle.

>Machamp

I'm scared.

>>26375522
>>26375560
>>26375612
>>26375739
RIP Anon's hindquarters.

Haxorus. Welp guys nice seeing all of you in one piece.

>>26376060
To shreds, you say?

>>26373767
Fuck off Higsby.
Numberman.exe is shit and Searchman.exe is vastly superior.

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Male Kirlia....

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>>26376302
Not him, am I missing a joke?

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FUCK YES FEMALE

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0_0

>>26376401
Higsby is from Megaman Battle Network.
His speech thing is that he says "huh" a lot. That's kind of it.

>>26377141
Oh, just that, then preferring Protoman ver over based Colonel ver.

>>26377292
>he can't use searchsoul
>he can't use easy chip shuffle
You getting fucked senpai.

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>>26373489

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Can I bully?

>>26376518
Can you share?

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>Female Crobat

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It doesn't matter, since we can't have sex with Pokémon at all.

Pokémon don't have sex at all.
They just play around the Day care center until you come get them from the Day care owners.

>An Aegislash

help me

>>26378196
>nofunallowed.jpeg
You had to bring your fucking disease.

>>26378747
Don't bother, this guy is trolling all around /vp/ today. He's too mentally deficient to grasp that pokemon (creatures with sexes) have sex to reproduce.

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>Male Surskit

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>>26373394
>Absol
Most definitely fucked.
Maybe it'd give me some inspiration...

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>Male Pangoro

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>Female Wailord
RIP me

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>>26373394
>Female Delphox

http://img.booru.org/vp//images/4/537b5a341002ea41ebb6410f081aeb3e948985e7.png

Dear A-Arceus...

>>26377777
.

>>26374142
>>>/b/

>>26379407
Fukken saved

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Pointy.

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>>26379305
Best possible outcome

>>26373394
SS: Female Dragonite. T H I C C

OR: Male Gardevoir. Ain't even mad, dick is feminine

Platinum: Female Riolu. Neat

Y: Male Braxien. More traps being set up than a Forretress.

Got 2 games going, hm slave male monferno in diamond tho, this could be a problem. My latias was first too ;_;

>Mega Slowbro
I'm okay with this. He's a cutie anyways

>>26374401

Genderless pokemon have feelings too you know.

>>26379305
Lucky bastard

>male Lapras
I'll just go to the mountains. Nigga can't chase me that far from the sea.

>>26377368
Sorry, I can't hear you over my passive ColArmy.

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No complaints here

>Deoxys

dear god

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I literally just got it and now it wants to jump my bones. Send Help.

>The event shiny Xerneas
Is that bad?

>>26380606
>>26380542
Join me, my brothers.
For tonight, we dine on heaven.

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why

>>26380641
>all male
Because you're a faggot. That goes for dudes with
>all female
Too.

>>26380504
same anon here I'm gonna go through my ohter games deoxys was lv. 80 on omega ruby

X: level 100 mystery gift Zygarde
White 2: male hacked pichu lv. 45 named fuzzy (put all my hacked mons into my party while I move all the others to omega ruby)
Black: male lv. 22 Basculin (red stripe) named scar.

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>MALE MEGA AGGRON

Tell my family it was a car accident.

>female Ampharos
I'm okay with this.

>>26380655
I caught the first of each that i found, just noticed that after taking the screenshot.

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>>26380641

>Megagross
Shit...

>female lopunny
YES
YESS
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>26380737

>>26374401
BEND OVER MASTER!
TIME TO METEOR MASH THAT SWEET ASS!

> 26380737

> male lopunny

>>26380342
>using colonelsoul and colonelsoul accessories
>over hyperoffense knightsoul
>or gambling/goforbroke/believeintheheartofthedice numbersoul
Oh shit nigga what the fuck are you doing

>>26381083
Having fucking fun, that's what I'm doing.
Or do you not like infinite TankCan#s?

>colonelsoul accessories
No, that shit's useless.

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>Female Meowstic
I feel she would be a little Tsundere about the whole thing.

>>26381124
She strikes me as the domineering type. I think she'd just knock you down and have her way.

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>Jirachi

I'm okay with this, especially if he's fine with certain kinky things. Which even if he isn't, I'm certain he would come to see things in another light once I take a marker to those wish tags of his.

>>26381143
>the domineering type
I would be OK with this.

>>26381120
I like styling fuckers with Protosoul, the stepsword charge, and a shitty sword folder.
Or believing in the power of the silver bullet combo.
It works lovely with a cursor slapped in. Too bad TC shits on players who want/need that easy shuffle.

A Gardevoir I named Polymnia.

Things go just fine I'd say.

>it's a chingling
they may not like this but they'll let me do anything to them as a lover

>>26381163
>he

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>Female Volcarona
i'd be down for this.

>female scolipede
>she saunters over, her bulk wobbling and her feet causing minor tremors
>she has a mouthful of junk food, chewing
>after taking a gulp, she confesses her love matter of factly, then grabs some more food
>she traps me between a wall and herself, and I feel her gaze inspecting me as she swallows again
>she flatly says she's bored, and promptly lays down on me

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>>26373394
>F Zorua
j-just 10 more levels and here we go

>>26379407
Shifting aside her fighting tape she envelops you with a huge sense of heat. her naval pressed to yours and her legs on either side of you. You side on your bed, as free and open as she is, bare flesh to fur as she pressed her chest against yours. You can feel her muscles, trained and conditioned for perfection as her heated embrace overtakes you.

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>>26377942
I imagine there is more than enough gliscor to go around

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>shiny female Zoroark

>>26373394
>gardevoir
Use flash

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>>26383009
>male staraptor

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>ditto

time to have some fun

>>26382988
>female
you were so close anon

>fug
well... fuck

>>26373394
>female Blaziken
Where do I even begin. I feel like it'd be even weirder since I did max out the Pokemon's affection in game.

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>>26373394
...Pretty much fucked, not that I'm complaining.

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>>26382349
pls continue

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>>26373394
>female Garchomp

I'm kinda scared.

>>26384066
>rough skin

I would be, too.

>>26384066
Don't be, you just have to let her dominate you.

>>26383937
I would, but I dont' think I can really do much other than describe each passing minute that goes by when under that thick, wobbly and gurgling belly.

>>26384066
I would be too if a big lizard with skin as rough as sandpaper would suddenly want to mate me.

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>Lugia

Oh dear.

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>Magikarp
well that's a whole lot of nothing

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>male jolteon
I don't know how too feel about this.

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>Female luxio

>Lonely Male Hydreigon

Being both a girl and it being one of my favorites, I am 100% alright with this.

>>26373838
>>26374010
>A self-conscience Archeops fugging his trainer and then giving up on her halfway

Someone please write this into a story.

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>>26373394
>female rs garchomp

uh...

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>Male Mega Salamence
>My favorite pokemon fugging me in my vagina

Yes, please

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>>26380641
>tiny moist

>>26385286
>>26385409
>girls want to fug pokemon

I dont believe it.

>>26385438
Most of the artists who draw Pokémon porn on Pixiv, particularly the non-anthro mons, seem to be female.

>>26385438
trust me, there are a lot more than you think

>>26385487
>>26385519
Fucking lies. No female is attracted to a pokemon.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>26385537
Go away, dumb frogposter.

>>26385409
>posting a thumbnail
go fuck yourself faggot

>>26373394
>Female Floatzel
im in

>>26384785
then do it

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>male samurott

I'll take him.

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That's kinda hot

>Male Typhlosion

I'm wetter than a goddamn lake for him so no bad.

>>26387548
London

>>26387548
not*

>>26386142
Would you eat his poop? :3

>>26387548
What the hell man are you trying to knock him out or what?

>>26387602
>fetish shit
no

>>26387630
I didn't ask you.

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>>26387602
das gross man

3 games going right now
>B2: female fetusmon
ehhhh, im not sure how i feel about this
>Plat.: male hippowdon
I commit you to box 13 for solitary confinement
>Alpha: female milotic
i am very okay with this
>tsundere watersnek
>cuddlemon

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> pic related

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>Rhyperior

Clefable <3

>Event Zapdos

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>>26373394
a Claydol I.. I hmmm

>>26373394
Vespiquen... I could do worse, especially considering her nature aims toward Cute Contests.

>>26374375
Victini? Good one, m8.

>>26388593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCZxQjJQA5A

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Well, looks like I'm getting some third degree burns

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Oh uh... Oh boy...

>>26389885
If you don't satisfy her, she'll grind your pelvis into dust.

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>>26382444
Moar

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>Jynx

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>>26386142
And I got male serperior. Almost perfect.
I would prefer a female

A random-gender Sableye on Showdown...okay then.
(Otherwise it's a male Volcarona. I'll certainly be experiencing a "Sunny Delight" tonight

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>>26389885

A Male Venusaur. oh shit...

>>26373394
>Female Scyther
wew
no handjobs, baby

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>pic related
>huge power play rough
I'm in for a ride that's for sure

>>26389885
Get ready for the sand stream, buddy

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>>26374401
I want mega Metagross to meteor mash my ass. I want it to hyper beam inside me. I love mega Metagross so much. I want it to ram it’s gigantic spike up my ass. I want it’s gigantic arms around me. Mega Metagross is the most amazing Pokémon ever created. I wish to have sexual intercourse with it. Mega Metagross is more beautiful that women to me, mega Metagross is more inspiring than men to me. Mega Metagross is wonderful. My emotions toward mega Metagross are stronger than one thousand projectile-vomit powered boats. My love for mega Metagross is stronger than the the gravitational forces keeping us stuck to the Earth. Mega Metagross should be the new mascot of the whole franchise. Mega Metagross should be the new mascot for Nintendo. Mega Metagross is the most beautiful Pokémon and it should be law that every trainer has one, even youngster Joey.
I want mega Metagross to METEOR MASH my ass, I want it to Zen Headbutt inside me, I want to feel it’s three defence EVs, I want it to peruse my ass, I want it to mMetal Claw my back, I want it to Hammer Arm me. Hard. Harder than ever. I want it. I want Mega Metagross. I want one in a Love Ball. I want

>shuckle

Pretty good. Not too threatening, can't really chase after me, and if I'm in the mood, shuckle is probably the closest pokemon to a sex toy now that I think about it

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Female Espeon

I like the sound of that

>>26394155
>shuckle as a sex toy
>share shuckle with your friends
>violently fuck the holes on shuckle's shell, hitting shuckle's soft body with dicks
>shuckle starts sweating from the heat and warmth builds up inside the shell
>it starts feeling like a multi-hole fleshlight, or even an actual vagina

>Ditto
What?

>>26373394
What a coincidence just before going to /vp/ i got a female venipede in black 2
And scolipede is my favorite of gen V i'm glad this happened to me

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>Female Garchomp
This will be fun.

>>26395667
Can you share? I can take the front while you take the back.

>>26382330
Uh, how would that even work?

>>26396030
Search e621 for "Volcarona female -anthro rating:explicit" and you'll probably find a possible answer.

>>26396084
Oh. That's how.

>>26395824
Sounds good to me.

>>26384066
If she has rough skin, then good luck and hope that a condom has been hand made for this ability in mind.

>>26396497
Her rough skin is only on the outside :3

>>26382510
>type_greninja
not my favorite, but pretty nice

>>26388689
Oh my sides are fucking decimated.

>>26396497
who needs condoms? she can't bear human seed and the stds probably wouldn't be inter-species compatible

although i suppose it would still be bad for her if she has a negative reaction to human cum

>>26389912
Death by snu snu

>>26374130
I have one as well, back from HGSS.

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>Mewtwo

It's a little out of character, but I'm fine with that.

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SO CUTE

>>26398416
>implying Mewtwo wouldn't confess like a tsundere

>>26399040
I dunno, seems like she'd just sort of pop.

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>>26373394
>Landorus
yeah, nah

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>>26373394
tfw it's Dialga and I was just looking up DialgaxPalkia on e621

>>26399065
I'm not implying anything.

It's Mewtwo. I'd be very okay with just about anything.

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Well shit. I'm not sticking my dick in that.

>>26373394
>machamp
bls no

>>26401054
Where do you even put it?? Aside from the mouth.

>>26402151
Theres got to be a place from where the smog comes out of...

>>26401054
>>26402151
>>26402162

no

no no no no no no

make it stop make the pictures in my head stop

god I hate you all

all those holes all over it where the smog comes out of. so. many. holes

>shiny Tentacool, level 5
I might be okay?

>>26402376
time for some tentacle porn

>>26402521
>>26402376
Just be sure to have protection and antidotes on hand.

A young male Sylveon...

>Spec'd for speed
>Ribbon bondage
>Draining Kiss
>Bite
>Max affection
>Hueg fukken knot

I guess I'm a Pokemon's breeding bitch.

either female lopunny or female delphox.
i am okay with this

>>26402220
You fucker you made me laugh like an idiot.

>>26387548
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

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>F Sneasel

I prefer Weavile but I wouldn't complain. No handjobs for me though.

>>26403611
I'm sure she'll be a Weavile in due time (unless you aren't playing that particular save right now)

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>>26373394
>persian

Latias. Some hardcore cuddling is about to go down. She's quirky though, so shit might get weird.

I dodged a major bullet there, literally two minutes ago I switched my party around for a double battle.

And by bullet, I mean male Rhydon.

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very fucked

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>f venipede
i'll take care of her until she be becames a big and beatiful scolipede

>>26403835
And then
>>26382349

>>26403662
Not really, haven't played Red++ for quite some time. If real life stops being shitty, I'll get back to it in a week or two.

>>26404004
Well, look on the bright side, life could always be worse, you know? Let's hope life gets better for you.

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klink that I just captured no thanks

Shedinja

Kek

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Latios, no.
I'm in love with your sister.

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>Hydreigon
>Female

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>Shiny female Aromatise
Might be in the minority but I always thought this fluffy weirdo was cute. We'd cuddle.

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>>26406353
I'm sure everything will be fine.