HEY THERE BUDDY GET READY FOR MOTHERFUCKIN' BALLOOOOOOOONDERP
WE CAN'T AFFORD CUTE GIRLS SO WE GET SIX PARTY BALLOONS AND POP THEM ALL IN A ROW MEMEBASE BOORU DOGARS DEAD ARCHIVE WHO GIVES A HECK LURK MOAR NEWFRIENDS
CURRENT BALLOON BOY IS SKELLELINGTON
shit thread
someone post the links
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373718929
>>26367522
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373720085
this team is good guys
>>26367575
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373720944
is anyone even using this thread
>>26367575
>No spinner on a bug mono
There is a reason he's playing in OU. Monotype would destroy him.
Two wins in the bag! And it actually worked!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373722982
>decide to make clowny ubers team on alt
>trying to figure out last slot
>mud slap/body slam/drain punch/bite Mega-Kangaskhan
I am become hax, destroyer of fun
>>26367712
This is not a /Pokemon Showdown/ General, nor a personal blog
Go make a separate thread and get shit on, or fuck off back to you Tumblr if you want to blog
>>26367730
still a good meme
gonna go whack off new champ
>>26367758
>or fuck off back to you Tumblr-
says reddit
>>26367791
On what grounds did you deduce that i'm 'Reddit'? Or you're just spouting overused buzzwords like an underage newfag?
There's no need to be salty over some random anon shitting on you over the internet, unless you're an autistic manchild, of course.
>>26367819
You seem rather lit there buddy wanna talk about it?
new champ when
I can champ
green weenie
BLOOD STAR
wet memsa
REMOVE HELLFROG
prankster metronome
life orb exeggutor with chlorophyll
>>26367834
There's no need to go back and forth with an autistic faggot who can only respond with memes, unironic shitposting, and buzzwords. Refer to >>26367758 for future reference, and try to stop being a retard
>>26367472
Scarfchomp with eq, stone edge, fireblast and outrage
jolly
evs in atk and speed
>>26367917
neoderp
>>26367937
shouldnt we be on neoneoderp by now
>>26367940
neoderp for short
>>26367940
a lot more neos probably >>26367944
>>26367951
n30derp?
>>26367940
neoderp are neoderp no matter when they have arrived
if you start posting here after 2013, then you're a neoderp
>>26367819
>>26367958
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373728898
>>26367965
>after 2013
>neoderp
after 2012 you mean
>>26367965
>if you werent on 4chan before 2005 you are a newfag
>>26367819
>unless you're an autistic manchild, of course.
Only a leddit fag would believe that he can post on 4chan, /vp/ no less, and not be an autistic manchild.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373730739
>>26368055
>Every human on earth is a loser fatfuck with no life like me
Seek sunlight, shave your beard, lose some weight, and have sex please
>>26368090
They are if they spend there nights here senpai
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373732366
>>26368108
>Showderp is the 10 faggots that infest every battle daily
Again, not every human is a loser like yourself
>>26368128
>Implying I ever said every human
Feel free to post a picture with a time stamp proving you aren't a loser
>>26368154
>Needing to prove anything over the Internet
Literally that's how you detect obese loners
>>/r9k/
>>26368193
>mfw he is a pussy
>>26368197
>He actually thinks a random, most likely, a virgin fat basement dweller with no life, anon from the interwebs would taunt me by using shitposting and memes
On my knees **begging** you to have sex
what i wouldnt give to be a roomfag. not because of any inherent qualities of the room itself mind you, that place is hot mess of stagnation. no, the room is ass.
but i pose to you the following scenario: imagine the most unobtainable girl, the perfect object of your desire. (or boy, im not currently in a position to judge, you fucking queer)
whether this girl/boy be your favorite celebrity, the high school crush you let go, your anime waifu/husbando (i am in a position to judge you for this, fucking put the barrel in your mouth and squeeze you degenerate),
or whatever other image of perfection you can cook up. would you not subject yourself to the worst tortures, endure the most infantile screeching by pedophiles and weeaboos, just to be in this person's presence?
thus is my situation, kept apart from my love by my unfair ban. perhaps now you can better empathize with me. i have been kicked out of my cozy house in the dead of winter, starved and frozen.
meanwhile, frysinger chats with subhuman "meme"-lords who dont deserve to so much as lick the dogshit off his boots, while the person most worthy of his affections (me) may only catch a glimpse of him when he leaves the curtains open (leaves modchat off),
steps out into the street to observe the wars between local homeless gangs (watch champ battles), or use the downstairs bathroom i drilled a peephole into (use the downstairs bathroom i drilled a peephole into).
ahhhhhh goddamit i fucking hate that fucking scottish faggot and his fucking bouncer bot!!!! LET ME IN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WANT TO SPEAK TO FRY AAL;DKJASKFDJ ;KFJHDSK;LFLK;FL YOU DONT DESERVE HIM HE'S MIIIIIINEJFHLKJGF DJSLHLKJDS
>>26368214
Internet fighting with an anonymous stranger in a showderp thread must make you feel like you are winning at life.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373736329
>>26368214
>He thinks I am a virgin basement dweller with no life
Not everyone is a loser like you senpai
>>26368243
>>26368236
just kiss already~
>>26368236
Right back at you, friend.
You wouldn't reply to me if you don't have the exact same mentality.
>>26368243
Its a good thing that you're referring to my OC insults, shows how inspiring my personality is, now refer to this please >>26368214
>>26368254
>He is still responding
>>26368261
Refer to the first post on >>26368254
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373738155
>>26368269
>He is STILL responding
>>26368254
More than one person thinks you're full of shit fagboy.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373741290
>>26368279
>>26368288
>samefagging
>more than one person
new champ
>>26368383
>Samefagging
someone be a sport and mention this audino for next champ pls k thx
REMOVE (NAME) (Audino) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Jolly Nature
- Knock Off
- Simple Beam
- Bestow
- Wish
>>26368398
>baby's first Adobe Photoshope CS5 usage
>>26367488
>>26367522
>>26367575
>>26367617
>>26367627
>>26367697
>>26367712
>>26367730
>>26367758
>>26367777
>>26367780
>>26367791
>>26367819
>>26367834
>>26367875
>>26367885
>>26367887
>>26367889
>>26367894
>>26367901
>>26367903
>>26367908
>>26367917
>>26367925
>>26367937
>>26367940
>>26367944
>>26367951
>>26367958
>>26367965
>>26367970
>>26367974
>>26367976
>>26367978
>>26368052
>>26368055
>>26368059
>>26368090
>>26368108
>>26368112
>>26368128
>>26368154
>>26368193
>>26368197
>>26368214
>>26368216
>>26368236
>>26368239
>>26368243
>>26368247
>>26368254
>>26368261
>>26368269
>>26368278
>>26368279
>>26368288
>>26368352
>>26368383
>>26368387
>>26368398
>>26368404
>>26368411
here's your (You)
>>26368411
>Samefagging
>>26368460
>being this triggered by a claim of samefagging
>>26368460
Holy fuck this is still going
>>26368460
>holding a timestamp in front of your photoshopped image
>>26368479
Why wouldn't it be?
new champ when
hi me lol
banded dragonite
your favorite meme
scarf arcanine
scarf garchomp
specs lando
specs serperior
>>26368579
>>26368582
>>26368588
>>26368591
>>26368598
>>26368601
one punch team confirmed
rozco the air bear (Ursaring) (F) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Guts
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Aerial Ace
- Last Resort
-
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373753025
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373754303
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373755361
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373756205
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373756656
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373758412
tfw u beat reddit's champ
new team
BULK MAD BUGE (Durant) @ Metronome
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
-
-
-
your waifu and give it attract
Real Human Beam (Porygon-Z) @ Leftovers
Ability: Download
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Hyper Beam
- Ice Beam
- Agility
- Charge Beam
literally me
H O G E
O
G
E
hoge
uhh any doge :D
Replace hoge with pige
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373761130
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373762971
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373764478
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373765570
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373767395
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373768571
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373770385
new team after
new team
sub focus punch gengar
specs weedle
balk fetus
choice scarf sturdy adamant sawk
knock off, stone edge, earthquake, close combat
whimsicunt
scolipede
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373774384
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373776035
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373777481
play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373779732
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373782272
all hail the magic conch
new ag team
MAX ATTACK SPEED MEGA RAYQUAZA WITH LIFE ORB
name it everyone loves me
moody baton pass smeargle
DICKS
moltres
tiny fucken egge
wew2
>>26369351
>>26369353
>>26369354
>>26369355
>>26369356
>>26369362
your roster of digimon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-373787323
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-373788367
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-373789865
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-373792297
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-373792297
blessed big birb
new champ
me or hoge
GUTS Heracross named DOOM
hoge
articuno
http://dogars.org/set/1463
the madman
swampert
Seedy Nigga (Whimsicott) (M) @ Big Root
Ability: Prankster
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Worry Seed
- Protect
- Taunt
>>26369579
>protect
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373799511
>>26369579
>Lv100
>Taunt instead of Encore
>Protect instead of substitute
What's with this set?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373802326
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373803678
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373805555
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373807166
Always believe in champ, is fun :)
NEW CHAMP
DEAD HOURS
Come here son, let me tell you the story of Eli Horosho, the last champ of Showderp.
IT'S A NEW CHAMP
YES IT IS
male trapinch with arena trap and attract
Schadenfreude (Shuckle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 130 Def / 126 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpA
- Shell Smash
- Infestation
- Rest
- Power Split
http://dogars.org/set/1433
or
http://dogars.org/set/1212
Air Balloon Heatran with only moves that Salamence can learn
Mob (Swoobat) @ Red Card
Ability: Klutz
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Skill Swap
- Charge Beam
- Air Slash
- Psyshock
http://dogars.org/set/1212
Doggle (Smeargle) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Magic Coat
- King's Shield
- Spiky Shield
- Protect
(Terror) Drifblim @ Flying Gem
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 HP
Adamant nature
- Acrobatics
- Will-o-Wisp
- Phantom Force
- Explosion
>>26370095
You are aware that all Protect variants work off the same counter, right? Yes, you can use Magic Coat in between uses, but I doubt that'll help. Maybe Sash and Counter/Mirror Coat.
Jingle Jangle Jingle (Klefki) @ Sticky Barb
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Switcheroo
- Calm Mind
- Thunder Wave
- Draining Kiss
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373823363
ok
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373826055
i already like this turtle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373834957
what a friend that last guy was
new memes
better memes
salac hoopa
>>26370493
more memeful or more dedly?
Seedy Shroom (Breloom) @ Miracle Seed
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 248 Atk / 12 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Worry Seed
- Seed Bomb
- Leech Seed
- Bullet Seed
gaston
>>26370493
Aggron
hoge
>>26370493
assault vest limber ditto
wp lapras
http://dogars.org/set/1318
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373843126
lesgo
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373848796
rectangular stop being mean
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373855246
jajajaja
new champ, the last one was kinda gay
me
mega gyara called uu trash
Mismagius
cleffa
hoge
Citizen Ribbit
blood ernie
>>26370964
skip this
>>26370980
this, we shouldnt overuse hoge
>>26370966
what the fuck is this lmao
>>26371041
Toxicroak with Snips set
>>26371049
k
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373862894
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373864427
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373867399
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373870927
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373873629
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373876539
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373878129
new team
If evens
Good Idea (Alakazam) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny: No
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Sp Atk / 252 Spd
If odds
Bad Idea (Alakazam) (F) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Barrier
- Recover / Encore
- Psychic / Calm Mind
- Psycho Shift
specs tropius
an eeveelution of your choice
anything
>>26371475
Good Idea should be Psyshock/Focus Blast/Shadow Ball/Dazzling Gleam or Grass Knot, not that it matters :^)
vulpix
ebin cade
>>26371517
tfw two (You) :)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373883442
JUST SET UP CADE
new champ
me
jynx
Braviary
eviolite scyther
cheeky rat
Ranboob (Parasect) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Spore
- Leech Seed
- Knock Off
- Protect
I want a mismagius!
who is new champ
I'm shit and don't know sets but I'll champ
>>26371966
I still want a Mismagius!
It's not my favorite Pokemon, but I really like it anyways!
your favorite eeveelution
>>26372000
I like turtles
intentionally left blank
>>26372012
>>26372014
sets pls
avalugg
frog from hell
>>26372024
http://dogars.org/search?name=I+like+turtles
>>26372024
use dogars.org
Cheeky Rat (Dedenne) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Substitute
- Discharge
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Recycle
>>26372000
memechecked
>>26372007
>>26372010
>>26372012
>>26372014
>>26372017
>>26372033
themes
I think I can win this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373907905
This time with names
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373908834
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373913159
hi
hi
ᕼI
hi
hi
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373917396
New team next
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373919625
k new team
hoge
avalugg with Attract named sexy table
wewbat (Swoobat) @ Salac Berry/Weakness Policy
Ability: Simple
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 24 HP / 24 Def / 232 SpA / 228 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA / 30 SpD / 30 Spe
- Substitute (if Salac)/Reflect (if WP)
- Calm Mind
- Stored Power/Psychic
- Hidden Power [Fighting]/[Ground]/Heat Wave
boom boom v2.5
machoke
articuno
mad cade (Sylveon) @ Metronome
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Echoed Voice
-
-
-
>>26372337
>>26372338
>>26372340
>>26372343
>>26372344
>>26372349
meme team
>>26372363
SPACE
JAM
2
>>26372340
those ivs are only for HP Fighting btw
Round two - fight
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373923981
What is this?
I literally can't understand what most of you are saying.
>>26372490
memes my man
That troll build tho
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373928632
>>26372490
what do you not understand
One more!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373932867
>>26372648
Responses are generally too short to glean an understanding of the conversation.
There's also no explanation anywhere about what you guys are doing IN showdown.
>>26372724
join in and find out, it's all contextual in the end
tfw you lose to a literal retard :^(
new champ, thanks for playing friends~
me
>>26372724
there isnt usually a conversation. the point is to watch the battle and root for champ while also reacting to it with other likeminded people who are doing the same thing
wew
serene grace blissey with all elemental punches
mad cade (Sylveon) @ Metronome
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Echoed Voice
-
-
-
brightpowder talonflame if odds
quick attack mega charizard y if evens
>>26372490
>>26372724
gitgud newfruit
clawitzer
WP Articuno with Ice Shard
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373939835
okay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373940435
This time for real
weedle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373941993
weeddle
weedle
>>26373123
im trying to get to the bump limit so i can bake my cool bread
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373948551
>>26373154
weedle
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
peeenis
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373952643
WEW
okay new team
http://pastebin.com/Ei6pPBei use her
banded pokemon with bounce of your choice named after your favorite word for breasts
bill
avalugg with Attract named sexy table if odds
boom boom v2.5 if evens
red card sneaky pebbles user
carbink
Morgan Freeman (Empoleon) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Defiant
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 126 Def / 130 SpD
Calm Nature
- Scald
- Iron Defense
- Aqua Ring
- Flash Cannon
Sliggoo δ (Magcargo) @ Rocky Helmet / Leftovers
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lava Plume
- Ancient Power
- Clear Smog
- Recover
She should wall standard Talonflame sets and stop Mega Sableye and Clefable CM sweeps.
Rocky Helmet also helps to deal with Scizor and U-Turn too.
eggulai (Blissey) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Serene Grace/Natural Cure
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpD / 252 Def / 4 HP
Bold Nature
- Block
- Recycle
- Metronome
- Rest
>>26373641
>>26373645
fuse these pls c:
>>26373639
What's this?
>>26373712
the growlithe build
>>26373712
>not knowing bill
new champ
>>26373712
specs weedle
>>26373712
http://dogars.org/set/27
>>26373712
BILL (Growlithe) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Intimidate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Morning Sun
- Close Combat
- Flare Blitz
check dogars.org
>>26373732
>Snips is 5
>Bill is 27
Site is shit.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373968417
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373971668
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373971986
RedTheFireDragon: Shut up the fuck off
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373974115
okay new champ
el me or 184 days in alola/hoenn
hoge
heatmor
>>26374067
eviolite counter machoke
stallomola
Golden Bunny (Azumarill) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sap Sipper
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Toxic
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
bazinga
ziqqurat
>>26374081
is this just any stall alomomola
bazooper
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373982093
i'm just gonna assume yes
>>26374117
use her
ruse fishe ><> (Alomomola) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 120 HP / 136 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Mirror Coat
- Wish
- Protect
>>26374117
Yes
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-373982241
fuck
test
>>26374336
>>26374336
>>26374336
cmon in bros