If you could choose to have one pokemon, which would it be and why?

>>26365530
Slaking because he'd be strong as fuck and I could laze around and be fucking useless all day together.

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It's a fucking lion cat.

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Step 1. Get tent
Step 2. Pitch tent on Torterra
Step 3. Be hobobros.

>>26365549
And in time, when it runs out of food, you'll have to be it's slave boy and you'll have to go buy it food all the time, and if you don't it smashes your head in.

But that's just the way I imagine it.

>>26365583
Or you could be a Backpacker?

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Tangrowth because he's big and huggable and made of love.

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>>26365530
LOOK AT THIS CUTE MOTHERFUCKER! WHY WOULDN'T I WANT IT?

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>>26365530
I would probably choose Giratina because
>It looks cool to me
>I could ride it to places really easily due to it's ability to go into the distortion world and pop out at the place I want
>It's a ghost dragon

>>26365670
>>26365646
Solid points

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>>26365530
Jirachi so that, I can wish for every Pokémon to come into existence as well.

Gogoat.

They're naturally friendly, you can ride it around like a motorcycle, gives you free milk, and you don't even really need to feed it since it can photosynthesize.

The only negative is deflecting goatfucker insults, which is fine since you can just drive by with your goatercycle and laugh.

>>26365677
Thanks.

>>26365591
>Slaking spends all day lying down and lolling about. It eats grass growing within its reach. If it eats all the grass it can reach, this Pokémon reluctantly moves to another spot.

He eats grass.

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Lookit dat belly

>>26365583
I'd pitch a tent on Gardevoir if you know what i mean~

Applying anime/manga canon, which I am completely aloof about, does Ditto need to have the source material present to transform? I'd love to have EVERY Pokémon.

If that wouldn't work, then Reuniclus, cause that shit would be crazy in real life.

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Espeon. He can lift things off of the top shelf for me and he's fluffy and adorable.

>>26365834
I agree with this anon.

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Meloetta because she's adorable and I'd get stupid rich making music with her

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Free electricity for life + adorable

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>>26365790
anime-canon Ditto needs a reference to go off of for transforming and still can't do a perfect copy because it still has its derpface no matter what

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Best bro I could ask for.

I'd say Feraligatr but he's like 7'7 and couldn't fit in most of the rooms in my house.
Totodile, then.

>>26365790
>>26365888

Fuck the gay ass anime. It's irrelevant

>>26365677
Thanks dude

>>26365888
derpface ditto is just that one girls ditto, other dittos are perfect copies

>>26365530

Suicune b/c majestic floaty ribbons and speedy speedy land/water travel. Also solve all pollution.

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so we can teach each other that life isn't all about lament and being lonely

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because best cat

Pikachu, because that's what's going to draw in all the bitches.

>>26365768
>Butthole
Why

>>26365685
>get a Jirachi
>never wakes up in your lifetime
hope you have a flute or something

>>26365530
smart-ass answer? Probably get Arceus and have him make some sort of new pokemon than can make me any pokemon I want (through wishes or magic or some shit)
Actual answer- probably Espeon, Swanna (unexpected sis), or Crobat (expected bro/unexpected shiny sis). I like Magnezone and Cobalion but steel types seem kind of less fun for physical affection. Might just go with Swanna so we can fly and surf around.

>>26365530
Furret, because I need myself a friendly little buddy

>>26365757
Enjoy your fucked up lawn

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Nidoking all fucking day

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>>26365869
Great choice, anon. My one bro of choice would be breloom.

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Anything that can learn teleport or my bro gliscor

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Squirtle so we can tag team every pokegirl in existence together

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I-Its ok. I'll be your friend

>>26365530
Rayquaza for maximum fug.

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I really need a gym spotter/trainer that would encourage me without draining $200 monthly.

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>>26365530
I always wanted a Bulbasaur because in the anime he always saved ash from falling down hills. Now I just want to taste his sweet nectar of immortality.

>>26365848
The new Meloetta Miku

>>26367850
BLACKED

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>>26366131
Good call anon

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Sylveon because look how cute and happy she always is.

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Azurill because it's tiny and adorable, and evolves into larger adorable things.