>Marry One >Fuck One >Kill One Well, /vp/?

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>>26339305

Hard Mode

>>26339305
Marry May, fuck Dawn and kill Misty.
ez.

>>26339338
If ORAS May then this.

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>>26339305
>Kill Misty
>Fuck May
>Marry Dawn

Easy.

>>26339338
Easy answer was easy.
/thread.

>>26339305
Marry Misty, fuck Dawn, kill nobody cause killing is bad.

>>26339353
Only correct answer.

>>26339314
Marry Mammy
Fuck GILF
Kill tranny

>>26339314
Kill Agatha fuck Lenora marry Fantina

>>26339305
Marry left, Fuck right l, Kill middle.
>>26339314
Marry right, Fuck middle, Kill left.

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>>26339372
Why do you have to be such a pussy-ass faggot anon?

>>26339305
>marry dawn
>fuck may
>kill misty
>>26339314
>marry bertha
>fuck lenora
>kill fantina

>>26339338

>not wanting to kill Misty

>>26339314
Bertha is actually quite pretty for a old lady.

>>26339305
Marry Dawn, fuck May, kill Misty because redheads are evil.

>>26339353
MAH BOY

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Kill all of them, disgusting humans.

Marry:No-one
Fuck:No-one
Kill:Myself

Kill May
Fuck Misty
Marry Dawn

>>26339353
my nigga

Marry May
Fuck Dawn
Kill Misty

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>Marry One
>Fuck One
>Kill One (you have to describe how)

>>26339305

Fuck Misty
Marry May
Kill Dawn

>>26339314
Marry Lenora
Fuck Fantina
Kill Agatha

>>26339305
Marry Dawn, Fuck May, Kill Misty. What kind of question is that?

>>26339314
>Bertha as a third option
>Not Olympia or Argenta
Admit it, you're just trying to find your grandma fucker bros.

>>26339338
>>26339353
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>>26339770
Horrible taste, all of you.

>>26339764
Fuck Jasmine
Marry Roxanne
Kill Candice by cutting off her hair, and stuffing it down her throat so she chokes on it.

>>26339764
Marry Roxanne, fuck Candice, kill Jasmine by throwing her in the middle of a Houndoom pack.

>>26339305
Fuck Hikari
Marry Haruka
Kill Kasumi

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>>26339954
Brutal.Strangely, I can picture the scene of the crime, if that counts for something.

>>26339994
Is it wrong that I really liked Jasmine's expression in that? Looked like she was going off the deep end.

>>26339764
Marry Roxanne
Kill Candice by fucking her

>>26339764
I can't my man. Those three are too good to pick one.

>>26340026
Death by GOOSH GOOSH

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>>26340025

So can I.

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>>26339305
Kill them all, pedofags are disgusting

>>26339314
>Hard mode
More like super easy mode

Marry Lenora
Fuck Fantina
Kill Bertha

>>26340040
I wonder what her vagoo taste like.

>>26340064
Pennies and sardines

>>26339305
Kill misty
Fuck May
Marry Dawn

>>26339314
Kill Agatha clone
Fuck Nigress
Marry frenchie

>>26339941
KILL MISTY.

>>26339764
Marry Jasmine
Kill Roxie
Fuck Candice

I would murder Roxie by crushing her with her Nosepass

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>>26339305
Marry Misty
Fuck (ORAS) May
Kill Dawn

>>26339764
Lick Jasmines feet, fuck Roxanne, kill Candice.

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>>26340104
But Roxie's a poison specialist anon. You let Roxanne get away.

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>>26339305
Marry Dawn, fuck May, kill Misty

>>26339314
Marry Lenora a strong independent black woman means I would never have to work a day in my life, fuck Fantina, kill Bertha.

>>26339764
Marry Candice, fuck Roxanne, kill Jasmine

>>26339305
Kill Dawn, marry May, fuck Misty.

Only answer.

>>26340139
Oh fuck I love Roxie. I'm sorry....

>>26339764
Well NOW this is a hard decision.
Kill Jasmine even though shes innocent and helps pokemon. How? I dont really have that Houndoom pic but you get it
Fuck Roxanne. Do I have to explain how? Just in any way imaginable.
Marry Candice. Very underrated waifu. I can picture a nice wedding by the sea durring a sunset maybe in Alola a nice tropical paradice to melt her heart.

>>26340143
Forgot how to kill Jasmine, seal her in a furnace

>>26340143
Fuck Whitney
Marry Jasmine
Kill Clair via breathplay gone wrong

>>26340143
Get the FUCK out of Johto

>>26340143
Fuck Clair
Marry Jasmine
Tittyfuck Whitney to death

>>26339764
Marry left, Fuck right, Kill middle, death by rape.

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>>26340255
Perfect time to post this.

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>tfw no good footfag art of Jasmine

>>26340290
What's that?

>>26340471
She's just crying. It's not even a crop.

>>26340143
Fuck Clair marry Jasmine kill Whitney by making tauros fuck her till her insides explode and make miltank watch

>>26339764

Marry Candice
Fuck Roxanne
Kill Jasmine quickly and painlessly with a shotgun to the back of the head or something.

>>26339305
Kill may
Marry Misty
Fuck Dawn

>>26340143

Fuck Whitney
Kill Jasmine
Marry Clair

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>>26340543
Truly you are a patrician

>>26340587

my nigga

I'm not into le cute socially awkward girls at all.

Give me strong confident waifu who'll fight for me any day of the week.

>>26340502
Tits size says otherwise.

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>>26339353
Supreme taste, my friend

>>26339305
Marry May, fuck Dawn, kill Misty
>>26339314
Marry Fantina, fuck Bertha, kill Lenora
>>26339764
Marry Jasmine, fuck Candice, kill Roxanne by a gunshot to the back of the head.
>>26340143
This one's kinda hard. Marry Jasmine, fuck Whitney, kill Clair

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>tfw you're the only one on /vp/ who unironically likes Misty

>>26340915

Misty was my first anime crush and probably kickstarted my love of tomboys, my dude. You're not alone.

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>>26340915
No you are not.

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>>26340143
You are all fucking disgusting. Wanting to kill a poor old lady for no reason. You should marry her since grannies make the best cookies and marriage doesn't necessarily include fucking.

>>26339305
marry misty fuck may and kill dawn.

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>>26340947
It does in Lenora's case.

She's already married. Wife stealing is best.

Fuck misty. Fuck dawn fuck may. Marry misty.

>>26339353
This. Not saying that Misty is bad or anything but she isn't much competition for Dawn or May.

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>>26340915
Not really. I just can't fap to her in OP's pic.

>All these people killing Misty.

Misty is a cyclist and a swimmer.

Her vaginal muscles and stamina are probably crazy.

You at least have to fuck her.

>>26340869
>fuck Bertha, kill Lenora
Can't handle chocolate?

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>>26340143
>Kill Whitney by forcefeeding her so much of her Miltank's milk she dies from overdose for maximum irony
>Fuck Jasmine tenderly in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>Marry Claire because dragons, nuff said

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>>26340937
I grew up with the old episodes and movies so she's easily my favorite of the anime girls and up there in terms of general pokegirls
What really drives me fucking mad is faggots who think anime serena is the best when her in-game counterpart is obviously superior

>>26341009
Tfw she'll never sit on your face

>>26341110
I think what adds to the appeal of anime serena for most people is that unlike the other girls, she's thirsty as fuck

>>26341142
>thirsty
Kill yourself immediately.

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>>26341110
>Hating animu-Serena
I'm okay with this. Do you support Kalosshipping?

>>26340869
All this patrician taste in one post. 10/10 m8. Would suck your dick.

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>>26339305
>Kill Misty
>Fuck May
>Marry Dawn.

>>26339314
>Kill Fantine
>Fuck Lenora
>Marry Bertha

>>26339764
>Kill Jasmine by strapping her to her Steelix and dropping them both in the middle of the ocean
>Fuck Roxane
>Marry Candice

>>26340143
>Make Whitney my sex slave
>Kill Jasmine
>Marry Claire

For the one that we marry, can we fuck later and have kids??

>>26341318
Indifferent

>>26341498
Yes, but she gets naming privileges.

>>26339305
Fuck may
Marry dawn
Kill misty
Just never been a fan of misty

>>26339338
/thread

>>26341507

deal

>Fuck May
>Marry Misty
>Kill Dawn

gotta spread our ginger genes

>>26339305

>Marry
May
>fuck
Dawn
>Kill
Misty

>>26339314
Kill left Fuck middle Mary right since she will die soon and ill have her money

Marry Hilda, fuck Hilda's mom, kill OP for making a goddamn trashnime-tangential thread outside of his shithole quarantine thread.

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>>26341110
In-game Serena is a whiny little bitch who, despite starting out as the group's 'veteran trainer' lets herself get systematically beaten down by the player's glories.

Meanwhile Anime Serena grows and changes in a positive way, and actually does contests for a reason other than 'omg beautifly is so prettiful XDDD'

>>26340143
Marry Whitney, fuck her every day.
Fuck Jasmine
Kill Claire with loads of regrets, hope her spirit will go on and forgive me for what I've done.

>kill
>pokegirl
No

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>>26339353
Excellent.

>>26339764
Marry Jasmine
Fuck Candice
Kill Roxanne revolver to the forehead turns out it was a cap gun, I lied

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>>26341110
I like anime Serena and think her ingame counterpart is inferior in every single category apart from the fact she's of age which is always a plus.

But anyone who uses "le nostalgiashitters" as a reason to hate Misty is an utter faggot so I feel some of your pain there.

>>26339305
Marry May, fuck Misty, and kill Dawn.

Is there a pokemon sorter but for pokegirls?

>>26339764

Fuck Roxanne, marry Jasmine, kill Candice.

Sorry Candice

>>26340143

Marry Whitney, fuck Jasmine, kill Clair

Can I fuck Clair first though?


>>26340915

Games Misty is fine, I suppose most of the hate is towards anime Misty because she is shit