I wanna treat her some Ice cream after a hot tropical day

Cool.

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>>26336895

>see trailer
>see hat
>"what the fuck even--"
>watch trailer again
>see QT beyond the hat
>???
>love

ey boi bak up das mah waifu right there

>>26336895
Well I want to lick her butthole after she releases the chocolate hostages.

>>26336895
>hawaii
>tropical
>BEANIE

>>26336925
It gets hot for direct sunlight on head, it gets cool at night.

t. pacific islander

>>26336925

Hey man, I live here in hot-ass-fucking-jesus-christ-kill-me Texas, and I wear a jacket anytime I go out. It's all about the style.

>tips fedora, milady, etc., etc.

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>tfw boys never treat you to ice cream after a hot tropical day

Maybe I'm not cute enough. Or maybe I should wear a goofy ass hat too.

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>>26336895
I want to shower her with hot coconut creampie.

>>26336941

It's probably because most of them aren't into dudes.

>>26336977
>dudes

Aw c'mon my hair isn't that short.

>>26336941
Boys will steal your hat and make you cry. I know from experience.

>>26336986

>implying female

You know the rules (probably)

>>26336986
>>26336941
post armpits

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>>26336996
Yeah, yeah I know, sharpie in pooper.

I don't have a sharpie though.

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>>26337017

-implications intensify-

This is a blue board, so naw. All we require is cleavage and timestamp, clearly.

>>26337021
>This is a blue board, so naw.
mods are dead so who gives a fuck

>>26337081

Can't expect every anon to be willing to get B&. Mods will eventually be awakened by the smell of smut.

>>26337021
I'm not really feeling it today. Maybe next Tuesday. You'll be the first to see it, I promise.

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>>26337088

Yeah, totally. I'll hold you to that.

>>26337088
fucking tease

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>>26337093
No really, here you can this instead. Hope you boys enjoy.

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>>26337102

Whoa mama! Those are some knockers I tell ya'

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>>26337106
Don't spend it all at once!

>giving her ice cream when you could just give her the cream

>>26337126
That's kinda gross.

>>26337126
W-What do you mean, anon?

>>26337143
Delicious cream cheese obviously. None of that dollar store shit though.

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>>26336919
She's mine, nigger!

>>26336895
No official art yet and people are going crazy

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>>26336895

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little hawaiian girl thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually preloaded the captcha 10 times, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The uh epic chicken girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit lusting so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You're a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about an underage girl from a video game for children. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic chicken posting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY AM GONNA BUY HER ICE CREAM ONE DAY" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>26336941

>get skinny
>wear summer clothes
>become asian

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>>26338813
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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I want to climb palm trees together with ChickenAlolaLuna-chan!

>>26339130
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

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I wanna hug her

>>26336895
I want to eat ice cream made out of her pee.

>>26336895
I want to treat her to my cream after hot tropical sex