Who's your Poke-Stand?
>>26320818
What the fuck are you talking about
>>26320818
tell me he wouldn't make the most awesome stand ever
>>26320818
A what?
「MAN OVERBOARD」
>>26320818
What?
「MAGICIANS RED」
「HYPERSPACE FURY」
Whichever Pokemon lets me fuck Damo.
「Murmaider II The Water God」
>>26320832
>>26321519
>being this uncultured
「HEAVY METAL」
Friendly stand namer here
>>26321459
「PHANTOM STRANGER」
>>26321619
「ASHES TO ASHES」
>>26321646
「DIAMOND RING」
>>26322462
「IRON MAN」
>>26323703
「ONE MORE TIME」
「DREAM THEATER」
「CRIMSON BLADE」
「IMPOSTOR SYNDROME」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-MY44HAY4o
「RAISE YOUR WEAPON」
the fuck is this?
「BLUE OYSTER CULT」
>>26320832
>he doesn't know
>>26324194
>not Cloyster
「ATCQ」or 「VIBES & STUFF」
「OYE COMO VA」
>>26324271fug u
>>26324271
「MI RITMO」
>>26324229
>not getting the reference
>>26324321
「BUENO PA GOSAR」
>>26324398
「MULATA」
>>26324441
>not 「BLACK MAGIC WOMAN」
「AQUA AZURE」
>>26324646
「IEVAN POLKKA」
「RUBY TUESDAY」
「Firefly」
「COWBOY FROM HELL」
jojo is as autistic as undertale
>>26320818
I don't watch those cartoons for homosexuals
What the fuck is this shit? Is this one of those anime that I have to like or else I'm a faggot? Fuck off with this already.
「HEAT CRASH」
My Miltank brings all the boys to da yard,
That's right, it's Berta than toes
>>26325527
Bloo is just Mac's stand
>>26325552
Hinjaku HINJAKU
「ROCK OF AGES」
>>26325476
>People talk about it, therefore it's autistic
JoJo is a classic and fun to watch/read even today, you don't need to like it but hating something beforehand just because it's popular is the truly autistic thing.
>>26325655
it's super gay
>>26325854
One: no it isn't, you're fooled by the art style and haven't actually read it
Two: who the fuck cares
「STRONG WHISKERS」
>>26325854
so are you and yet no one is throwing a tantrum about it
>>26324468
>missing the joke this hard
>>26324271
>>26324321
>>26324398
>>26324441
1005273528964229999027520351310000/10
「ERRYBODY IN THE CLOB GETN TIP-SEEH」
「I DON'T FUCKING KNOW」
>>26326729
>its cry
「CRAZY TRAIN」
>>26326729
>「MASTER OF CARS」
>>26326729
「RHINOSAUR」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UU6mXFpl9k
Actually that'd fit Rhydon better.
>>26326250
I'M THE「SCAT MAN」DELELELELELELELELE WHOOOOOOP BOP BA BODDA BOPE(BOP BA BODDA BOPE)
「DOG EAT DOG」
WHAT THE FUCK IS A POKE STAND NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEE
「HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN」
[MUDDY WATER]
「NEW DIVIDE」
>>26327063
But that's 「HIEROPHANT GREEN」.
「SOFT & WET」
>>26320818
What?
>>26320832
>>26321466
>>26321519
>>26324120
>>26326877
>>26327148
>being a casual
>>26327211
>being part of a sikrit klub HUEHUEHUE
>>26327242
Not a secret club, you've just been living under a rock
>>26327242
This doesn't make any sense, Jojo is almost like Touhou in the fact that you WILL hear about it sooner or later on the internet.
>>26327266
>mfw I'm not part of their Xx_MLG_sikryt_klubz_xX
>>26327287
Literally one of the most influential manga/anime of all time. Broaden your horizons a little.
「Jigsaw FIP」
>>26327388
>google Poke-Stand
>unable to find anything
>IT'S MUH SAYKRYT KLABS
>OWNLY TEH OLDFAGGEHS KNAW ABOOT THIS MAYNE
>pic related, it's toy
>>26327421
Try "Jojo stand"
>>26327421
This has got to be b8.
>>26327421
>google Poke-Stand
>unable to find anything
That sounds like a personal problem, now doesn't it? You aren't finding anything because you don't know what you're looking for. You don't know what you're looking for because you're a casual normie shitter. I don't hate you for it or anything, but you should probably try to educate yourself on things you don't know instead of getting defensive and piddling your pantaloons.
>>26327515
>MUH SAYWKRIT KLUBS!!! ONLY TEH BAWST KNAW ABOOT IT
kden
>>26327525
>>26327536
>SAWKRET CKLAB
>>26327525
>>26327421
>>26327287
>>26327242
Trolling. Actually pretty successful seeing how people are reacting to them. Remember: just ignore them and they go away. lol
Going to attempt to get the thread back on track
「Footloose」
>>26326824
Underrated
>>26326824
「p e r f e c t」
>>26326824
Best
>>26327722
「AMOS MOSES」
>>26329154
>literally doing the reddit meme redditer
>>26329154
>taking the time to actually pick and and quote all that shit
「DARUDE」
i know im shit with names, so any good ideas?
「WEIRD SCIENCE」
>>26329366
[MEGA NEVER]
>>26324037
On second thought, I like this name better「DEJA VU」
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>26320818
「DAZZLING GLEAM」
Because I'm a faggot.
>>26329154
Thanks for the (You)s, going to count them up and put in them my (You).txt
>>26329684
At least think up a song for the name.
>>26329154
「YOU YOU YOU」
>>26329684
「DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY」
>>26325655
actually i went into it with an open mind as a lot of friends suggested it to me
istandby my point, its autistic
「SHOOT ME 」
>>26320818
This is a Jojo thing, isn't it? My friends keep hammering this shit in my head all the time. I'm so sick of it.
「UNICORN WIZARD」
>>26330880
How far did you get? If you haven't read Part 7 get the fuck out of my face.
>>26331110
「HORSE WITH NO NAME」
>>26331207
this works too
I guess Stands need more classic song names
「ANUBIS」
「N.W.A.」
>>26325476
Jojo is the MLP of /a/, but at least is better than undertale, the MLP of /v/
「SANDSTORM」
>>26323849
No, Tom's stand is「ONE MORE TIME」
>>26327421
Either bait or you've spent less than a week on this site
>>26320818
「MARGARITAVILLE」
>>26323849
>not knowing Heavy Metal is a song
Do you even Hagar
「THUNDERSTRUCK」
Gimmie a stand
Gulpin
>>26332066
「APOLLO 18」
>>26332066
「BLACK MAGIC WOMAN」
>>26332067
「EAT IT」
when anon gives you your stand name just right
>>26332112
>>26332099
Thanks
>>26331110
I think this guy would've worked better
Name my stand and I'll train hard!
>>26323885
I fucking love this name for Hypno.
>>26332359BYOB
>>26332359
「E.T.」 or 「STARSTRUCK」
>>26332359
『MOONAGE DAYDREAM』?
All i could think of was to try a bowie reference
>>26332407
YES
>>26332302
Damn, I forgot about Keldeo
>>26332359
「SPACE JAM」
「ROCK HARD」
>>26332507
「PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR」
「COMFORTABLY NUMB」
>>26332444
Trips gets it. I like Starstruck
「SMOKE ON THE WATER」
It's over, /vp/. You are in my range....You're inside the range of my 「SIBERIAN KHATRU」!
>>26332507
「ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT」
JustinRPG's Poke-Stand
「WHITE WEDDING」
「BULLET PROOF SOUL」
「ROCK BOTTOM」
>>26320818
「KING
NOTHING」
(Except its the fossilized skeleton of Tyrantrum)
>>26333351
「SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS」
Can't believe nobody did this yet.
「DANGER ZONE」
>>26333815
「I WANNA ROCK」
>>26327966
Haha, works very well.
>>26331951
what's Tom's Stand?
What's her name?
「SUN RA」
What's a good 「STAND」 name for Rowlet, I want a good thing to name it when SM comes out.Was looking through folk and alternative rock singers for a good name, preferably something real nice and short.
>>26334484
[I LOVE TO SINGA]
>>26334340
「BLACK GUARDIAN ANGEL」
>>26334484
Owl City
>>26334625
This is the only right option.
>>26327588
「DEAD OR ALIVE」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DefXS17jZwE
surprised no one called this guy
「SWEET DREAMS(Are Made of This)」
>>26329628
What about
「THE PRETENDER」
I'd bet my life that everybody here started with the anime.
>>26335256
That would imply you need to read the manga or watch the anime to be familiar with Jojo.
>>26335256
So?
>>26335256
As long as they've read the manga past the anime, it doesn't matter.
「UNDER PRESSURE」
>>26335415
「PSYCHO CIRCUS」
>>26333351
That's already a real Stand though.
「VITRIOL」Though, that applies to any happy poison type, huh?
「METAL DOG」
「ANGEL OF THE DAWN」
「TOXIC」
「BLUE (DA BA DEE)」
THIS IS 「THE ANTHEM」
>>26334484
「BANG YOUR HEAD」because it can spin its head
>>26331011
sounds like he's trying to do you a favor.
>>26331376
>comparing something as golden as Jojo's to pure concentrated autism and faggotry
>>26338191
「LAST RESORT」
>>26338191
>implying JoJo isn't concentated faggotry
Jojo is Boku no Pico level of gay, and the fanbase is just a bit less autistic than the MLP one.
「DRAGON SLAYER」
「BATTLE BORN」
「OUR PERFECT DISEASE」
「SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE」
>>26323885
>>26327053
>>26330176
>>26332587
>>26336686
>>26338153
I'm not even gonna contribute just gonna say these are neat
「THE LAST DAY OF FOREVER」
>>26339762
「EYE OF THE TIGER」 or 「ROCKY」
>>26331186
>a series is good because 25% of it is good and only 75% of it is shit
no, you get the fuck out of my face
「CRAZY DIAMOND」
>>26342582
「DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER」 works too.
>>26338230
>comparing JoJo to Pico
There's a very distinct line between the two, especially considering that Pico was meant to get fat weeb girls wet while JoJo's second part took heavy inspiration from the hypermasculine, but close to homosexual nature of the late 20th century
If you honestly can't tell the difference, then you're the type of nigga to have never have finished Terminator because of Arnie's first scene
>>26320818
「HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT」
>>26342932
「DON'T TOUCH ME」
>>26335764
Oh wow so it is, my bad I'm just finishing up Steel Ball Run
>>26334421
「ERUPTION」
>>26329684
「FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS」
>>26344904
That should be Audino.
Or Chansey.
Probably Chansey.
>>26339762
10/10
either that or 「PRIZE FIGHTER」
>>26344941
Chansey is 「HAPPY」
>>26321619
Bruh people at the Pokkén National for UK were making so many fucking Avdol jokes.
>>26338230
it's a different sort of gay
it's more "80s glam fashion" than "anime boys ready to take it up the ass"
shit, I can't imagine anyone in JoJo taking it up the rearthey'd be on top
>>26342856
admittedly, BnP was actually made for men who were into that sort of thing, eschewing pretty much all of the traditional fujoshi hooks
and JoJo actually hits on a lot of the things that would appeal to fujos in kind
>>26335256
>I'd bet my life
it's time to die, anon
>>26332112
>「BLACK MAGIC WOMAN」
perfect
>>26342582
also perfect
「THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES」
Za Warudo
I know I'm supposed to choose one, but thinking up the names is too much fun.
>Raikou
「NEON TIGER」
>Meloetta
「RECKLESS SERENADE」
>Jirachi
「STARMAN」
>Exploud
「MAD SOUNDS」
>Beheeyem or Deoxys
「SPACEMAN」
>Clefable
「MAN ONE THE MOON」 (yeah, kinda repetitive)
「THE SOUND OF SILENCE」
>>26330176
MY SIDES
>>26331011
They keeps hammering yet you obviously haven't watched it yet. They're not being bad friends, you're being retarded.
「THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD」
「SPACE ODDITY」
>>26347376
kek'd
>>26347260
「4′33″」
「HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH」
「HELLHOUND ON MY TRAIL」
>>26332885
Top tier mon and song
「HOLY DIVER」Do I go with the Manga or the OVAs? or maybe the anime?
>>26342293
Its as good as pokemon then
>>26332896
WINNER
>>26348670
The manga is huge so i guess you should watch the anime and catch up to the manga later, never watched/read it though.
>>26348670
Elitists will say read the manga and that you're the scum of the other for even glancing at the anime.
>>26345118
Many fujoshi are into battle tendency
>>26348670
Holy Diver is technically taken?
It depends.
>>26348706
Really? I've been watching and reading it and having a good time.
>>26348718
Well, I know when it comes to shit like Getter Robo the manga and the animes are completely different, so I was just wondering.
>>26348706
Mite be a little something to watch over the summer then, thanks for the advice.
>>26348735
Is it because of the main villain's name?
>>26348368
Nice one. My post is pretentious as hell, but I want you to know your efforts don't go unnoticed.
>>26348761
>Is it because of the main villain's name?
Araki got asked what the tarot stands names would be had they been named after songs. The World would have been Holy Diver.
If it wasn't straight from him, people are very sure about it.
I'm not actually sure what you're talking about. Maybe I'm not there yet.
>>26348848
Also, look at the tank on The Worlds back.
>>26347411
THAT'S FUCKING SOLID
「CROCODILE ROCK」
>>26348881
Also, yes, The Worldand Crazy Diamond, albeit less,looks like diving equipment.
Apparently because being locked in a box on the ocean floor was so defining for DIO.
>>26348670
Read the manga preferably but if you prefer anime then watch the 2012 series (26 episodes, covers Parts 1 and 2) then Stardust Crusaders (48 episodes, covers Part 3). Diamond is Unbreakable, which covers Part 4 is 7 episodes in currently and will be around the same length as Stardust Crusaders when it's finished. Once you're caught up to the anime you can keep on reading from there. There are good translations for everything except the second half of Part 5, so you'll just have to grin and bear it through that bit. Parts 1-6 are one universe and canon while 7-8 are a brand new one, basically a reboot (8 is still running). Contrary to popular belief Part 6 and 7 aren't actually linked through the alternate universe mentioned, they're just completely different continuities. Every Part is good and the series generally gets better as it progresses except maybe in Part 3 due to it being highly experimental and way too long. It's still very good though. Oh and ignore the OVAs, they only cover select arcs from Part 3 and take a LOT of liberties with the source material.
Enjoy yourself anon.
>>26349005
I mean if you were locked in a box in the ocean for 96 years of your 126 year life it'd probably be a pretty big thing for you.
>>26349114
Sounds like a plan, many thanks to ye
>>26348750
It's just that the manga is do long you can skip the parts that have been animated if you want, but like i said i never watched or read it, so my opinion doesn't really matter much.
>>26349240
N-no problem anon-sama.
>>26349248
Yeah, people seem to forget that the anime is EXTREMELY faithful to the manga.
Just remember that the sub changes some of the names. Look at the wiki occasionally and you'll be fine.
>>26349336
Part 3 was too faithful imo, all the others including 4 so far made some minor changes to help it flow better as a TV series but SC was so rigidly stuck to the manga that it didn't work very well in some cases. The others have all been really good adaptations though, some of the better adaptations I've seen in anime.
「CRAWLING IN MY SKIN」
also 「IN THE END」
「SEAL DRIVER」
「STATION TO STATION」
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59CD81UAzw&t=2m38s
>>26329400
>can alter computer data within a certain radius
>if changes are made to data about RL objects it alters them in real life
There have been Stands with worse gimmicks.
>>26331266
We need more JJBA crossover art. Somebody post the one with Brendan.
>>26349336
The names are easy enough to pick out if you're any good at deciphering accents.
>they tried to rename Vanilla Ice to Cool Ice
>>26342582
Already a Stand.
>>26349446
That would be almost perfect for a stereotypical nihilistic villain character.
>>26349393
yeah, I am adoring diamond right now, it's quickly becoming my favorite.
「Jumpin' Jack Flash」
>>26330176
And for a male Loppuny
「LOLA」
「Welcome to the Jungle」
>>26323849
「WEW LAD」
>>26350029
>a Stand with gender confusion as its main gimmick
I like it.
>>26350029
>「LOLA」
I get that reference.
>>26323849
I don't read Jojo, but I want to get in on the fun.
Name me.
>>26325454
>Pantera
>>26351005
「USELESS」
>>26351005
「NICE WEATHER FOR DUCKS」
「ELECTRIC MAN」
>>26351005
「ONE WHITE DUCK; 0^{10} = NOTHING AT ALL」
>>26351005
「I WANT A NEW DUCK」
>>26351005
「FUCK DUCKS」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVUSVUwpHs
FUCKING JOESTARS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WARUDO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I hate this meme anime so much.
>>26347376
Best one
[BRAIN POWER]
「KUNG FU FIGHTING」
「PUNCH BOWL」
「RHINESTONE EYES」
「ABC」
「COLD AS ICE」
>>26335256
I'm a little late to the party, but I started watching the anime last week.
>>26336617
That picture...
Spitball me something, all i got was
[Rage against the Machine]
>>26349885
It gets a lot better yet too.
「BULLET WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS」
>>26334484
Fireflies
>>26345224
perfect, considering the pokemon and the song
/vp/, THIS IS MY STAND「MOTH TO A FLAME」
>>26354491
>>26353571
>not RATTATAT
>>26347376
>>26332359
「YELLOW COLOR」
>>26334625
Can someone explain to me what a stand does? I haven't watched or read JoJo yet
>>26355318
It's like summoning an entity to perform abilities specific to that stand, only people with stands can see stands and only stands can hurt other stand while they can still hurt people.
I'd give examples but I wouldn't want to spoil anything
>>26355318
Anything and everything depending on the stand.Kakyoindies
Now go watch the anime then read the manga
>>26355318
It's a projection of a persons willpower that only those with stands can see. Each stand has a different power, one can take over someones body, one can predict the future in the form of a comic book, one is just a boat, one restores peoples health, one skips through time, it's all pretty random as to what the power the person develops will be.
>>26355354
Not him, but I was going to start watching it so I'll get the new season just at time. I don't like to read manga, but how much does it differ from it to the anime? Is it too much different?
>>26353088
ZA WORLDOis a vampire
>>26327515
>>26325655
>>26321747
>unironically liking jojo
How 8 can you be?
>>26355385
The manga doesn't differ from the anime that much, however the manga is up to Part 8 while the anime is only on Part 4. Once you get caught up with the anime, start reading. From where you left off.
>>26355385
Watch the 2012 anime and continue.
「CANNON BALL」
「POISON GODMACHINE」
「RED SUN」
>>26357561
Nice
>>26332099
Underrated
>>26355349
>>26355362
I must ask because I'm also a faggotWhat was Star Platinum's ability?
>>26357671
Extreme strength, speed, precision andnear the end of Stardust Crusaders Jotaro learns he can pause time for a couple of seconds
「THE KING OF LIMBS」
「MONSTER ZERO MARCH」
「GHOST IN THE MACHINE」
>ITT
「LIFE IS A LEMON」
「THIS MACHINE」
「THE WALL」
>>26342582
Already a stand name. I guess you could call itShining Diamond..
>>26359928
「ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL」
>>26357561
「RAINBOW CONNECTION」
「UP ALL NIGHT」
>>26335256
Started with the anime, and read everything afterwards.
Why does it matter where you first heard about Jojo you sperg?
「TINIE TEMPAH」
>>26327053
>Not Solrock
Ludicolo would be 「Livin' La Vida Loca」
>>26324194
>not Darude
>>26351005
「NOT LITERALLY ME」
>>26361413
But i don't want Solrock.
>>26359928
>>26360949
「HEAVY METAL」
>>26331011
Half of it is because Jojo's is actually a great manga. The other half is the fact that it has no mainstream presence outside Asia and fans ache for validation by memeing the everloving fuck out of everything in Jojo.