Pokemon IRL

I would just wish for more wishes on my third wish

>>26316325
Sleep powder works for ~18-30 seconds before wearing off and waking you up. It wouldn't help at all and probably has long term brain damage effects.

Any move that could kill me would be super useful right now

Wake up slap

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sylveon would be pretty useful in real life

>>26316364
but if you fall asleep you might stay asleep right? Doesnt matter whether the "effect" wears off thereafter.

If use Hypno for certain reasons...

I'd use snorlax as a bed

>>26316413
>85% male

You fucking faggot.

>>26316325
But if pokémon with insomnia can't be put to sleep why would it work on you?

>>26316413

It probably would be pretty useful, actually. I could see it being an excellent partner for children, the elderly, and people with anger/anxiety issues.

>>26316325
>can't sleep
>wake up at midnight and stay awake for the rest of the day
shit, just smash me over the head if sleep powder doesn't work
less than 4 hours asleep for this long is starting to hurt.