Rate my teams.

>>26304848
Not enough Kadabra/Alakazam

shit/10

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R8 my team guys

>>26304925
Not enough waifu/furbait
shit/10

>>26304848
>Sawk
All teams instantly ruined

>>26304925
is that loss?

>>26304925
loss

>>26304848
Blue: decent, but Hitmonchan sucks donkey balls, and Pidgeot would be better as a Fearow, or even better as a Dodrio.
Yellow: Decent, but Pikachu sucks Hitmonchan balls. Same argument against Pidgeot.
Silver: Unevolved Graveller and Kadabra, when Rhydon and Espeon/Xatu are there. Pidgeot is a less crappy option here, but still not good.
Emerald: Seaking blows until 4th gen, Kadabra argument. EZ chicken is somewhat uncool.
FireRed: Pidgeot is less bad here again. Kadabra and Haunter more understandable here.
Diamond: Points for Mismagius swag.
Platinum: WHat happened to the Alakazam from before? Also bonus points for legit using Bibarel.
Heartgold: Pidgeot is less excusable by now. Russian Gyarados wins bonus points.
Black: Did you REALLY have a Hydreigon by the E4? Golurk Bonus points.
Black 2: Golduck Mega-bonus. Serperior penalty.
X: That team looks disturbingly familiar...
Omega Ruby: Hariyama bonus. Penalty for Pelliper sprite.

Overall: Bit of a Pidgeot fetish, and a lesser Kadabra/Alakazam one. Frequent use of unevolved trade-requirement mon's when others were available.
Suggestion: Use more diverse 'mons. Next time a Kadabra shows its face... leave it. I know it is tough, I love mah boi Aggron, too, but I've done playthroughs without him. It is a learning experience.

Overall 6.8/10.

>>26304925
Dear fuck, can't even go one single week without seeing loss.jpg.

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Could a team like this really work online?

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>>26305048
>Unevolved Kadabra, when Xatu is there
Kek

>>26304848
>blue
Good starter, rare safari mon, best legendary bird, alakazam is popular for a reason, you were a kid so pidgeot probably seemed cool, one of the underappreciated gift mons
8/10
>yellow
Literally the most generic team possible except for choosing Articuno over Eevee, Snorlax, or Lapras
1/10
>Silver
"i have no friends anymore", still uses pidgeot, easymode starter, cover legendary, ampharos is popular for a reason
2/10
>Emerald
"i still have no friends and pidgeot wasn't around so i caught the next best thing", half the team was caught before the first gym, seaking is a cool water type
6/10
>FireRed
"why won't anyone be friends with me", FUCKING PIDGEOT AGAIN, charizard is obvious starter for FireRed, Jolteon is best original eevee
5/10
>Diamond
"i caught half my team on the first route but at least I have online trading to make up for my lack of friends"
6/10
>Platinum
"wait why won't anyone trade with me online", best starter, bibarel is always forgivable because Sinnoh HMs, Sinnoh devoid of fire types, Crobat is you finally deciding to not use the regional bird
7/10
>HeartGold
PIDGEOT AGAIN, ALAKAZAM AGAIN, Red Gyarados because now you know why shinies are special but don't understand why that doesn't apply to RG. Dragonite + Ampharos are bros, decent starter
4/10
>Black
Actually a lot of rarely-used pokemon with good types and strategies
8/10
>Black 2
THE FUCKING REGIONAL BIRD IS BACK, otherwise pretty good taste
7/10

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>>26304925

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>>26307419
>X
"Finally, Alakazam, I have missed you so. Now we are a family again", minus points for Charizard, plus points for Trevenant. You would get points for Dragalge but >using traded pokemon
6/10
>Omega Ruby
>using event mons
5/10
>Red 3DS
Manages to not be too tryhard even though "now that i can't trade online it is exposed that I still have no friends".
9/10

Trying to give an honest nonbiased rating. I, too, love Alakazam.

>>26307451
>le unova starters are bad meme
0/10 Don't even need to look at the rest.

>>26307470
>Serperior

>>26307470
Did you even look at the fucking Serperior?

>>26307480
>>26307485
Usually when people have a starter for BW but not one for BW2 like that it's because they played the games without seeing the starter's evolutions, didn't like them but didn't want to box them for whatever reason so kept them for the rest of BW, but then when they start BW2 they just box their starter asap as a result of their shit taste.

Alternatively it's because he only likes Serperior and not the other Unova starters, but didn't want to repeat himself so he went no-starter for BW2. Still means he has shit taste for not liking Samurott or Emboar.

>>26307512
played ORAS (not pictured) and B2 with eggteams, didn't feel like being limited to mons I'd already used.

>>26307400
jesus, thats apalling

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you can r8 and u can h8

>>26304848
zero out of a million.
>using legendary pokemon
>charizard
>NFE pokemon
>Lucario
>Shiny pokemon
>freebies
>Alakazam line everywhere. We get it, christ.

Your only decent team is Red 3DS and even that suffers because you can't live without abra for a fucking minute.

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r8

looks like I was the only one, who only trained his starter (nidoking in yellow), caught the legendaries and used only them. Never trained a team, just got a level 60+ water type and some legendaries (probably except in dpp, there I got some 40ies)

well at least I could beat red and all the e4 until Gen5 (i think, or probably 6)