How can I get free Pokémon Cards

>>26297737
steal them

Give me your babies, then we'll talk.

>>26297744
I was thinking of that but I have no balls to do that, and what if I get caught

>>26297777
you'd go to jail like you should

>>26297737

Who is this semen demon?

suck dick for cards

>>26297777
It's easy, I did it all the time when I was a kid. Go during a busy time of day. Grab a handful of packs and stuff them in your pockets. Then just head to the bathroom and open them all up.

Just don't look suspicious, and no one will notice you as long as you look like a normal person and not some ogre. But let's face it, you probably are an ogre.

>>26297737
just save jpgs and print them out, no one will know the difference

>>26297777
If you live in UK France or Germany you'll get your hand cut off

>>26299175
You are retarded faggot

>>26299357
Are you serius. I live in canada so good for me i keep my hand

>>26298310
i also wanna know

>>26297777
got a shit ton last year, just don't go around Christmas time since LP (Loss Protection) are everywhere, but otherwise you should be fine, never lift at Target

>>26297737
Sauce

>>26300074
She is from Yesterday wo Utatte.
I believe she is kind of a manic pixie girl but not shit because manga doesn't have to go through a committee of jews to be published.

>>26297737
Tuturoo~

>>26300298
Steins;Gate

>>26297737
Sucking me to climax.

>acquire scale
>measure packs, figure out that expensive blinged out full art foils are heavier than common through rare cardboard
>purchase heavy packs
>sell
>profit
>use money to buy more scaled packs
>drown in commons as you make infinite money
Works less since Break era since Break Evolutions sell for shit and have heavy foiling, but if you can find places stocking older packs to scale, go for that.

>>26299357
heh

>>26297737
Suck some dick

>>26297737
Who is the artist?

I worked at a target back in the day and I can't tell you how many times I would watch a filthy neckbeard load their pockets up with Pokemon or Magic the gathering cards and go in the bathroom to take off the security tag
It's that fucking easy don't be a pussy op
Although I did start snitching on them because it started to piss me off and you don't know funny until you see a grown man cry in the middle of target while pulling Pokemon cards out of his jacket and handing them to a security guard