What does /vp/ think about owls?

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>tfw cuck owl

>>26260927
>implying they're birds

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>>26260927
One of my favourite animals.

>>26260927
Mysterious and intelligence creatures.

my favorite bird

>>26260927
Everyone's fond of owls. Except for mice and shrews.

>>26260962
Wow thanks for your valuable contribution, every time you repeat the same stale memes they only get funnier. No one even mentioned birds dude. And why is everything a cuck? What's the point in even typing the same formulaic response to everything? I don't know.

Owls are cool though.

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>>26261106

>>26261106
>liking cuck owl

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>>26260927
Best animals, starter dream come true.

>>26260927
I don't really like owls and here's why:

One time I took a cup full of mushrooms in a park at night, alone. I wanted to isolate myself from the world, a feeble attempt at escaping the sad, lonely reality of my existence. As I sat shivering, the trip slowly started to sink in and I noticed the trees began to breathe around me. For a few seconds, everything seemed so beautiful. I had finally found peace.

Then, just as the warm feeling of love began to wash over me, a strange sound suddenly rocked me back into reality as a surge of fright crept through my veins. "MORE PORK", it was saying.

I'd never heard anything like it before, I suddenly felt like I was in a nightmare. The trees began to shake violently around me, as if threatening to consume me in darkness. The hoot grew louder and louder, "MORE PORK! MORE PORK!" I couldn't take it anymore. I was too afraid to run, so I cowered down and hid underneath the bench I'd been sitting on. Then I saw it.

The huge, glowing eyes of a beast sat on a nearby tree reflected in the moonlight. Even though it only lasted a second, that image will never leave my memory. Because it was in that moment that I discovered, what it truly meant to b8 owlfags

Best birds desu senpai

>>26261015
It's feathers look like angel food cake.

>>26260927
OvO

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