Woman thread Post ITT if you are a fellow girl! No boys allowed.

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>>26212313
I'm a manly man.

>>26212313
This is gonna end well.

Also poor flygon

>>26212313
>implying woman exist

>>26212313

Does a man who portays women online count?

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>>26212317
>>26212323
GET OUT!
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>26212313
K. And now what?

*unzips dick*

>>26212332
I dunno. I thought I was the only one that browses this shithole.

>>26212342

I wasn't aware dicks had zippers. Unless you're a women with a penis purse.

>>26212354
*unzips purse*
*takes out pokémon shaped dildo*
*masturbates*
Better?

>>26212313
helo i am boye

>>26212345
Ok, so is your autism satisfied now?

>>26212376
I don't think you know what that word means.

>>26212386
See
>>26212313

>>26212313

Hi, I'm a grown man.

>>26212401
You stupid or something? Not everything you don't like is autistic.

>>26212418
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT

Alright, taking bets now...

How long do you think it'll take for You-Know-Who to show up?

And by that I mean the Tailsposter.And yes, I'm a guy.

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>>26212313

Hello fellow women ; )

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>>26212317
>>26212418
>>26212368
You can't trick me!

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>>26212470
It's time.

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Everybody on the internet is a man untill proven different. Nice try OP.

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>tfw you just left the gym and your balls are so sweaty that someone could probably smell them from across the room

My favorite pokemon is Spiritomb.

>>26212426

No, I want to get in.

>>26212504

If only.

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>>26212547
>Using physical attacks on a Garchomp with Rough Skin.
baka trainers these days...

>>26212648
I keep getting hit with these weeb auto translates I gotta stop using normie termonology

>>26212648
Thats why her hands are bleeding

>>26212648
Are you being purposely dense?

>>26212506

Where's the TBOF edit?

>>26212313
Is this sarcastic?, everyone here is an under-age boy or old neck-beard.

>womemes
not even once

are trannies allowed

>>26212313
Why are girls so painfully unfunny?

>inb4 every letter in a gril's post that should be capitalized isn't

>>26212571
my fucking nig

>>26213242
only in your biological-sexed bathroom bro

>>26212506
cancer comic poster is utter cancer
but this... this image is just gold
and fucking froggy too...
And you know you want Blaze the Kat to hit on Falco

>>26212313
Hi grrrls :3
What's your opinion on 3rd wave feminism portrayed in the pokemon world? ^^

I wear pantsu, some with lace trims, ribbons and heart prints and other cute patterns, skirts and cute sweaters and stuff, I'm a girl right?

>>26212419
Not everything he dislikes is autistic, however you are

>>26215921
No. Even if you cut off your dick, grow tits and get hormones, you still aren't a girl, just a broken human being. Enjoy your early death, likely by suicide.

>>26215955
Who said I had a dick? I have a fembenis check your fucking privilege

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>>26212313
Vagina= girl
Right?

Are people who fuck with betas online by catfishing them allowed?

>>26216091
>Mighty Switch Force

Great taste

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>>26216091
>White version in the slot

God damn it. I was looking for something to talk shit about, and all I found was fan-fucking-tastic taste.

You're only allowed to be female if you'll get naked for us

Why hello there. My boyfriend posts around here too.

>>26212419
It's a rule of /vp/ everyone is autistic

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Okay. Now what?

who /u/ here?

>>26215903
Tumblrbitch

>>26215903
I have no idea what that even is so I have no opinion

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>tfw no qt girls to travel the pokeworld with

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>>26212313
Hello anon, I am girl.

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>>26216337
>Rosa
>girl

>>26215903
We've already got wailord

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>>26216370
>not liking Rosa

Wipe your mouth with toilet paper for having such shit taste

>>26216397
I like him tho.

>>26216091
Did you fucking seriously put on a fake nail just so you can pretend to be a girl?

Fuck autism man

>>26216490
The Anon you're replying to is much too new to understand the reference.

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Why good afternoon my fellow female companions, may I join you? I brought tequila!

>>26216608
Something about you feels off but you're in.

hey I'm here to think about my boobs and destroying men all day

>>26216000
back of the knee maybe.

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>>26217063
HUZZAH!

>>26216091
cute nails, lavender is one of my favorite colors

>>26212313
There are no women on 4chan. Go to /reddit/

>>26217156
wait, there's women on reddit? what the fuck you guys always told me reddit sucked.

>>26217156
>There are no women on 4chan.
>>>/cgl/
>>>/y/

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Hello, I am girly girl, not manly man. Let us be doing the girly things, like posting pictures of other girly girls, yes? because that is what girly girls do, and I am girly girl, not manly man, so I do girly girl things, like you!

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>>26217529
Us girly girls like sharing pictures of our boobies on image boards, yes.

>>26216608
Good afternoon fellow vagina user.

I'm on my period today. Just sploched blood all over my sofa. Papa won't be happy to know about it so I'm thinking in pinning the blames on the cat.

>>26216167
>>26216138
Thank you, anons

>>26216091
>Majoras mask
>Mighty switch force
>Gen 5
The how-to of making your 3DS a worthwhile purchase

>>26212313
We're anons, we have no gender here.

While we're at it, can we all agree that moon will obviously be the more "feminine" version?
Curious to see if the starters go along with that as expected

>>26212313
Kippyaz?

U N O V A
N
O
V
A

>>26217859
Vulva

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hello my fellow girls
in your opinion who is best boy and why is it hilbert?

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>>26219411
That's not my baby, Nate.

>>26213249
Maybe you just can't understand our humor.

Crazy right?

>>26212313
I too am a girl and have a vaginas, I swear!

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So what do we post about?

>>26219621
Then post proof you faker.

>>26216220
Post pictures of Hilda silly.

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>>26219504
you have some bad taste sis

>>26219646
>Post pictures of Hilda silly.
what about pictures of hilda and hilbert?

>>26212504
I do like to imagine this to be real, but deep under my autism I know that everyone I talk to here really is just an ugly fat dude like myself.

I'm a girl

Hello fellow women.
I am also a woman.
Haha let's feel eachother's chests and other feminine things.
Sorry I'm a bit flat.

>>26213249
>Why are girls so painfully unfunny?
Because you need a brain to produce something funny

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>>26219642
>So what do we post about?
about our boobs and how awesome we are

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>>26219657
Don't diss my husbando you harlot.

And yes you can post both of them since they make the cutest couple.

>>26217775
what the fuck is a feminine version??

>>26217285
>wait, there's women on reddit? what the fuck you guys always told me reddit sucked.
Yeah, like the prom and the beach suck. There's people there and they will either ignore or judge us. This is where the uggos of both sexes should stay, we're safe here.

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>>26219718
>make the cutest couple.
atleast we agree on something
you husbando is fine and i respect your opinion

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What do you think guys do all day?

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>>26219666
Same
We're all just fat dudes

>>26219742
Us.

>>26219742
Probably waste away the day shitposting about birds on an anonymous image board.

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>>26219716
Cool, I'm a D cup, what about you?

>>26219666
Speak for yourself. Not everyone is as pathetic as you.

Also, get out of the thread if you ain't a girl. Don't make me smack your penis.

>>26219770
That's completely meaningless without the band size, friend

>>26219751
Some fat dudes like wearing nailpolish, it makes us feel more attractive.

We also frequently have boobs, which is why vagina pictures are the only way to prove that someone is actually a womb bearer.

>>26219742
Punch walls and jerk off?

>>26219770
A, barely a B

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>>26219716
>mfw disgusting B cup

Why does it matter? We're here because we all play pokemon which makes us fags anyway.

>>26219783
>Not everyone is as pathetic as you
>Hangs out on a pokeomon imageboard

You better be below the age of 10 or you'll unfortunately fall in the "pathetic" category for most people in this world, sorry. You'll only appear relatively normal here on /co next to the furries and bronies.

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Post more cute boys!

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>>26219807
That is very sexist and misogynistic! Not all men do that! I'm going to write a whole Tumblr post about this...

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>>26219742
Depends on the autism level. I just spend my free time daydreaming on personal projects I'll never perform.

Either that or pic related.

>>26219891
We men are a gender of peace.
#NotAllMen
#StopPenisphobia

>>26219891
Shouldn't you be punching a wall and/or jerking off?

You sound like a tremendous boy molesting fruit. You prancing la-la homo man.

>>26219791
28
>>26219808
Try massaging

>>26219808
My pecs are bigger than your tits, man. Drink some milk

>>26212313
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26212330
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26212345
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26212426
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26216000
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26216187
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26216220
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26216337
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26217112
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26219411
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26219504
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26219669
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26219718
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26219742
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26219770
please be my gf i'll give you money
>>26219810
please be my gf i'll give you money

>>26219983
I'll be your gf. I have a penis, I'm 6'5" and my body is so hairy, it's like I'm wearing a one piece made of hair. I can cook though

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>>26219983
You'll have to wine and dine me first

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>>26219928
STOP IT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY!

>>26219938
>Try massaging
kind of worked, i was like a smaller A

>>26219945
good for you
drink more milk and be a tit cow like cap evans

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>>26220032
H-how big is your penis, A-anon?

>>26219808
>under C cup
Genetic trash, I would still rape you violently though dont worry you will like it cuz Im 6'3.

Professional man here, ask me anything!

>>26219983
I hope you find a girlfriend, anon

Girls are the reason for sexism.. yet they preach feminism.. Wow girls are fucking dumb. No boys allowed? LMAO

>>26220080
I hope he kills himself this is too pathetic honestly.

>>26219983
anon this is just sad, even for here

>>26219983
Gross. Get this meme outta here!

>>26220081
And take this weirdo with you.

>>26220065
A can of Vienna sausages.

>you will never be in a destructive codependent relationship with a low self esteem girl from /vp/
>you will never sabotage her constantly so she stays with you

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>>26212313
I am a black man and find all of the white women in this thread to be disgusting

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I'm the only one that touch myself with furry doujins ?

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Alright, femalams
Post your pokebro

>>26220158
Nice to hear your 3/5ths of an opinion.

>>26220158
It's okay. I'm genuinely very disgusting by default.

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>>26220168

>>26220161
Probably. Most people interested in them read them instead.

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>>26220161
>furry
only faithful tepig was good and the /vp/ aproved doujin

>>26220168

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>>26220168
The coolest.

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>>26220187
S A V A G E

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>>26220088
>>26220111

>>26220232
>didn't even bother to change the filename

Seriously?

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>>26220187
You know damn well Ash and Iris was the best ship because Ash actually had good taste and stayed away from the evil white woman and instead went with a sexy black woman.

>>26220232
btfo

next someone will post a pic of tamashii

>>26220283
You're just saying that because you're black.

>>26220283
>we wuz president n shiet

>>26220190
Hey virgins look at this its a woman being showing self doubt this is a good thing it means she can now be gamed, thanks to the black dude getting in her in check
>>26220158
Respect my nigga.

>>26220253
Bro unless you have a small dick there is no excuse for not having a girlfriend once in your life I dont give a shit if you single now.

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>>26220032
>>26220135

>>26219983
brock plz go and stay go

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>>26220407
>unless you have a small dick

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>>26212313
But Anonet girls don't exist on the internet.

>>26220632
Tell us your size. And be honest about it. I've seen so many people underrate their sizes when they happen to be within normal ranges.

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Why are black people so aggressive

>>26220646
Five inches after I push the fat back, four inches around.

>>26220078
When you buy pants do you take boner visibility into consideration? Mens pants are so thick i always assumed it was to hold the dick down

>>26220673
Fat back?

>>26220649
high test

>>26220690
After pushing down the surrounding fat.

>>26219783
>Don't make me smack your penis
Now that's just sexy.

>>26220688
Yeah, it's important, getting caught with a stiff one can lead to public humiliation from either a small dick or other males drawing attention to it in order to have people stare and make them uncomfortable; this is what's commonly known as Banter.

>>26220688
Getting hardons in public is pretty uncommon unless you're like 14. You can jus sort of angle them downward until they subside.

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>>26220673
How thick is yours, Anon? You may not have it best in length, but girth is really where it's at. Mine is around 6.5 inches and 1.5 inches thick I'm not black

>>26220781
Four inches around is pretty skinny. Maybe an inch from one side to the other.

>>26220649
Having an IQ above full on retard but below the average for other races causes existential turmoil for many people. They are able to comprehend many of the societal structures around them but aren't capable of achieving much due to intellectual limits, but they don't have low enough intelligence to stay blissfully ignorant of their predicament (like mongo's do.) This leads to subconscious frustration which leads to aggression and blaming other for everything.

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Girls are icky. This is why I fap to anime.

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>>26220720
Wouldn't it be painful?

>>26212313
I'm a man
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462066144534.webm

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>>26212313
I seriously doubt theirs a lot of girls on /vp/. Doesn't seem like a place for them.

>>26220801
For you

But nah, it's like smacking on of those spring doorstops.

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>>26220801
Some guys would like the pain

>>26220283
>Strong black womyn fukd by 10yo japanese kid. Why

>>26220815
You'd be surprised. What if I told you, you were talking to one RIGHT NOW?!

Shocking, I know.

>>26220801
for you.

>>26220065
7.6 inches

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>>26220845
Ha nice joke anon.
We are all manly muscular mans here.

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>>26220830
Fine. I'll smack your ass instead. What do you think of THAT shit?

>No boys allowed
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>26220845
I would say please be my gf i'll give you money

am i allowed here?

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>>26220873
Are you proud of your power

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>>26220702
>Implying you have more cushion for the pushin'
I like that

Man, I'm even more confused.
So are you sure there are only girls here?

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>>26220884
Only if No fuck off, you're not welcome here

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>>26212313
Just a question I always had, what are your opinions on the more feminine pokes like gardevoir,lopunny,florges,roselia ect?
Do you girls use any of them? Do you like them?

>>26220878
I would probably resist at first, but the pain would eventually turn into pleasure and I would enjoy it

>>26220873
wew lad

>>26220878
Just kick him in the balls already he wont like that.

>>26220918
They're okay. I prefer bug types though.

What about you and Pokémon like Machamp?

>>26220895
B-but you're not the one doing the pushing.

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I want machokes bbc

>>26220918
i honestly don't care and idk why people make such a big deal over them

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>>26220957
yet.

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>>26220942
Oh yeah I forgot about that. Testicles are the sweet spot huh?

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>>26220779
>Angling an 8 inch duck downwards

Jesus christ that would hurt. I always have to point it upwards and have the waistband of my pants and boxers keep it tucked against my stomach.

>>26220971
I think I might gain pleasure from that too...
I'm a bit of a Masochist

>>26220973
>Bigdickfags complaining aabout ANYTHING

Doubt you're even a virgin.

>>26220992
Far from it. I consider myself fairly attractive too. Being a musician helps, though.

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>>26220945
>>26220967
Never really used any aside from male roserade and gallade they are good pokebros.

>>26220815
/vp/ has one of the highest female populations on the site according to polls
No wonder this board is so shit

>>26220888
Yes, but it doesn't fit all the way in most woman without it feeling like I'm hurting them, so sometimes I don't know.

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>>26221010

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>>26221040

>>26221038
Really that's unexpected. I mostly thought the site was mostly fill up with dudes.

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>>26221040
Some women like a little pain, anon

>>26221063
It mostly is. Only a few boards have any appreciable amount of girls. Hell, I'd bet even /cgl/ is over 50% male.

>>26220992
You know Anon, contrary to popular belief, a big dick isn't some kind of fix-all. Most women won't even know of your size prior to actually seeing it, so it's not like a big dick somehow innately makes you more likely to find someone to have sex with. Just how likely it is they will want to do it again, and even then, I don't imagine large dicks are very sought after when it comes to a long-term relationship over average ones.

>>26220918
Yes, but I always make sure they're males because I'm a degenerate that's into that

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>>26221075
This

Learn to appreciate your sausage and I'll appreciate it for you even more!

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So do you girls use your actual gender when playing poke games?

>>26221063
>>26221084
Depends on the board. /cgl/ is definitely majority female iirc.
/soc/ is 60% female.
/co/ has a large female population.

That said, most boards are overwhelmingly male. Even /ck/.


Basically all the terrible, attentionwhore boards are female heavy.

>>26221113
Boys are cuter so I'll go for those instead.

>>26221038
>>26221084
>>26221125
So what's the male percentage on /vp/?

>>26221150
60-75% male iirc.

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>>26221040
I would love the pain, Anon~

I'm a guy

>>26221113
Only if the boy protagonist is cute will I play them

>>26221172
>Liking pain in your butt
I will never understand you size queens. I like my dicks small-average so they fuck me tenderly.

>>26221113
been playing boys recently for dumb meme teams

also qt

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>>26221041
>>26221052
S-sorry anons.

>>26221075
For sure. The last woman I was seeing was a complete sub. Was my first experience with bdsm but more or less it turned me into a complete Dom. So we'll see what happens in my next relationship I guess. It would be pretty hard to go back now I think. Especially after the shit I learned/ and got into over the last year or so.

Why is this thread allowed?

What the fuck happened to this place.

>>26221205
Would you rather more owls? Get out you shitposting faggot.

hey guys this is my first vp thread, why are you all so gay

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>>26221040
I'm 6'3"and /fit/ and I almost got over my social anxiety and almost lost my virginity the other day.
The girl was 5'2" and she wanted things rough but I was so scared of hurting her.
She was so tiny and she wanted me to choke her and stuff. My dick could barely. I just had to up and leave because I didn't feel comfortable with that. I thought I was gonna break her or something but she just wanted me to get rougher and rougher. It was scary.

>>26221213
This entire thread is literally a designated shitposting, and not even about pokemon.

>>26221205
>What the fuck happened to this place.
what do you mean?

>>26221205
I'll take these threads any day over the "Think of the children" moderation we had some time ago.

>>26221219
That sounds like a weird experience. Especially for a virgin. I was lucky in that I was able to ease into it over the course of a year. I honestly found myself taking the initiative myself as opposed to her asking me to do stuff. No one likes to feel pressured to do anything. Maybe she got the wrong impression because of the way you present yourself? Because you're /fit/? Not sure. But I'm sorry to hear that anon. Is this in college?

>>26221262
Doesn't mean we cant aim for a middle ground that actually has some semblance of quality.

Or at the VERY LEAST, have the damn threads on the Pokemon board actually be about Pokemon, fuck sakes.

>implying girls are on the internet
>implying boys are on the internet
>implying humans are on the internet
Everyone knows only plants are on the internet u dumb fuck

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>>26221213
>would you rather more owls
Top fucking kek

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>>26221333
I like this flower.
She's so sexy.

>>26221184
It's more of a psychological thing rather than physical. I like my partner to have a larger penis (7 in -10 in) because I want to be dominated in body and mind, and I can gain pleasure through the pain.

>>26221325
Because 4chan is against furries.

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>>26221325
Might has well make this anon happy.
So girls who's your pokebros and your pokesis?

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>>26221367
I want her flower to touch my flower

>>26220918
I like them. But I prefer dragons and bugs

>>26221103
I'll try. Too bad you're a man

>>26221205
It's men and men roleplaying as women, nothing special.
It's better than owlposting, which is why I have like 40 threads filtered.

>>26221370
a/s/l?
We /soc/ now

>>26221404
Pokebro: Gallade, definitely. Badass without going to the edgy side, and helped me a lot to catch them all.

Pokesis: Snivy. Rolled about 8 or 9 times to get a female, and I beat Pokemon White with her alone, without evolving. Ended in level 95 after beating the Elite Four.

>>26221113
Yeah, the male designs are just boring

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>>26221404
I loved Luxray since the day I first played Diamond. Archeops is a close second though.

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>>26220945
>>26221442
What about queen bug and bug mom?

>>26221483
Too bad you're a fag

>>26221753
No. Give Yanmega or Escavalier instead.

>>26212313
Hello fellow women I am a woman too. How do you women usually allow men into bed with you. Now I have my own risqué, sultry ways, but I, as a fellow women, would love to know. Thanks in advance my fellow ovary wielding women.
-Fellow concerned women
P.S. I am absolutely, positively, definitely not a man, absolutely not.

im a gurl i sware

>>26216091
>I told that man to paint his nails and he actually did it haha the absolute madman

>>26221782
>Being this insecure about your dick size
Sorry anon.

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If I was a grill I'd post a PoV shot of my cleavage in this thread just to watch /vp/ lose its fucking mind for five minutes.

But I'm not though.

>>26221895
My dick length is in the negatives. As in it's literally a crevice. In other OTHER words, I don't have one. I'm sure your dick is like 20 feet long anon. No one cares.

>>26221906
I will

>>26221944
Gross. Don't submit to these gross assholes.

>>26221929
Well enjoy your crevice cause you're the only one that's going to want to use it.

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>>26220690

>>26221944
Tits or gtfo

>>26221961
What the fuck is your deal anyway? Get out, faggot.

>>26221929
I care.

>>26221944
we all know you wont

>>26221989
We all care.

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I, too, am a female of the girl variety!

>>26222029
Now that is just sad..

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>>26221906

>>26222083
I love you.

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>>26222083

>>26220878
I enjoy that a lot, 2bh.
Now smack me harder and tell me how naughty I've been.

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>>26222120
Ew

Why are girls into pokemon anyway?

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What is this? 20 Questions the thread? Fuck that post more cuties.

>>26222175
Easy enough to get into, and fit into the nerdy groups. In some cases, thats the end of it. In others, it can be a gateway into other games. The cute animals are part of the draw too.

>>26222195
Moar pokeboys!

>>26222195
Noice

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I am a boi. You guys can trust me.

Anyway my dick is like 10 yards long or something I dont fucking know

>>26222260
shut up

Is this bizzaro /vp/ now?

>>26222260
Don't lie, anon, 5.75 yards is the average and 9.2 was the largest

>>26222276
Dumb girls invading MY thread!

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Are we all men or girls

>>26222296
MEEEOOOOWWW

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>>26220032
>I can cook
Oh, no! You're meeting all my standards!

>>26222302
Yes.

You're a girl, he's a girl, I'M A GIRL!

ARE THERE ANY OTHER GIRLS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

>>26222305

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Sorry to interrupt this thread, but this Anon just got the best "get" of the month - >>26222222

I seriously don't even know if /vp/ is actually this autistic or i see some ruse version of /vp/ while actual one is hidden away

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>>26217756
Fucking this. 10/10 taste

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>>26222364
Both

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>>26221704
My first Pokemon game was Pearl. I remember playing it and encountering Shinx. As soon as I saw that cute 'lil lion, I knew that it and it's evolution line would be one of my favorites. Seven years later, Luxray is still in my top five. Definitely an underrated 'mon!

>>26217756
>not link between worlds
>not bravely default
>not monster Hunter

>>26221753
Leavanny is eh. Vespiqueen is cool, though I've never had a chance to use her

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>>26222195

>>26219736
The more feminine/designed for girls Legendary, i. e.
Lugia
Kyogre
Palkia
Reshiram
Xerneas

>>26222409
>females
>playing mh
apex kek, same time i start playing autism crossing

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>>26222321
I laughed harder than I thought, holy shit.

>>26220649
Thats just the way we are baby and you know you like it you stupid white bitch. Why dont you get on your knees and suck me and my fellow niggas in this thread here already you know you here for some black dick.

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>>26222469
Shutup Timmy.

>>26221040
Sounds like you cant get women wet enough to slide the dick in easily.

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>>26222443
>implying I'm female

>>26222175
Just like why guys like it: it's fun. That's just about it. Same applies to every other video game and any hobby too. Dunno why some people have such a hard time wrapping their heads around this sort of thing.

Gender doesn't affect what you find enjoyable, it's down to personal preference. I've met guys and girls who are huge Pokemon fans, and guys and girls who don't really care.

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>>26222415
She's fun to use.

>>26222490
Who the fuck is Timmy? Ill shoot your ass white boy.

>>26222492
Nigga, the vagina isn't a black hole.

>>26221040
>7.6 inches
>won't fit inside most women

Nigger my dick is 6" around, and damn close to 8" long, and I still wish it were longer for some women.

Why you lyin?

>>26222513
Way to reinforce the ghetto stereotype retard.

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>>26222513
Ooh, kinky~

>>26222526
You is a lying ass bitch all kinds of girls can fit 8 inchers in them you must be on that big girth shit to put them in pain like that or fucking asian girls.

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>>26222469

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>>26222439
>feminine

>>26222549
Shut up Tyrone. You've been fucking asses, not vaginas.

>>26222534
Man you think I care what I think you white people think about us, you knows what funny seeing you white people get your asses whoop everytime you come in out territory.

>Oh help me plz stop hitting me
Damn thats hilarious, you got some nerve to think we looking for validation from you man thats some real slimy shit.

>>26222387
Thanks anon.
>>26222409
Link between worlds was amazing, tho way too easy.
I've heard good things about both of those, 1-10 how would you recommend them?
>also left out Shatae series

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>>26222549
>>26222513
>>26222469

Who the hell invited nigger mcgee over here? Get out faggot.

>>26222566
Anuses are tighter than pussies dumbass so it would hurt the girls more.

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>>26222559
>that waist
>pink

>>26222556
Dont be like that you aint gotta play hard to get just cuz some white bois here they aint gonna do shit thats what honey..

>>26222572
Bravely default was like old school FF. Characters really likable, fairly tough, and good battle system

>>26222582
We are talking length. The cervix exists, you know.

ok "girls" and fags

with one and why

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>>26222570

>>26222559
Pink and curved. Not exactly the most feminine, but moreso than Dialga. Other examples are better. Moon is probably going to be the most feminine yet.

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>>26222601
forgot my image

>>26222599
>fairly tough
it isn't

>>26222613
Platinum is fucking cute

>>26222613
What's with the revealing clothes? Give me a hoodie or something.

>>26222574
Make me white pussy go on get your gun since you too weak to take me down with your hands lmao.
>>26222600
You must have been fucking some little girls man.

>>26222601
>>26222613
Why would you ask fags for opinions on female underwear?

>>26222644
Is that even a question? Of course we would wear it.

>>26222638
I wouldn't get with your dirty ghetto dick if you were the last black man on earth.

>>26222663
>Of course we would wear it
Speak for yourself. I wouldn't.

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Why do niggers just throw themselves on people

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>>26222609
>>26222594
It isn't curvy, at least not in a feminine way. And pink doesn't always mean feminine. It's also referred to as a 'he' in the anime.

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>>26222679
Okay? No one's forcing you.

>>26222663
Man I had a nickel for every white girl that turned me down at first but ended up riding my dick Id probably have like 500,000 dollars I dont keep track girl, but I like you feisty you go that moxie nothing turns me on that a white bitch thinking she hard till a nigga slaps her ass into submission and got her on his dick bobbing up and down thats how it really is you black semen dispenser.
>>26222694
We just dont care man thats why we got pussy than you white boys yall aint got no confidence yall think too much and shit.

>>26221985
>what the fuck is your deal anyway?
What, I'm not allowed to react negatively to you calling me a fag? What?
If you were calling me a fag in jest then I'm sorry. But to me it seems like you're the only one who has an issue here.