ITT: We post Pokémon jokes

Which pokemon can you put on toast without charge?
Butterfree

>>26201858

Did you hear about the pokemon trainer that walked in on two Electrode?

He was destroyed!

>>26201858
Dragonite.

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>>26201858
>>26201866
>>26202013
>mfw

>>26202013
>entered this thread to make this exact same joke since it's a shit one
>someone thought the same thing
what the fuuck

I went to the doctor last week because I was coming down with something. He asked me what happened and I said that it all started Koffing and then after awhile it became Weezing. He asked me what came after the Weezing.

I said Rhyhorn.

>>26202550
started as*

>>26201858
You heard about a trainer who could fly on his Squirtle?
He didn't

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ITT: Reddit

My Cubone read this thread. He told me he found it humerus.

What happened when Moltres switched in on Stealth Rocks?
he got destroyed!

>>26204092
>>26202013

What happened to the Shedinja who touched the Magmar

It got destroyed!

>>26202563
Never fucking reply again unless you're contributing
Anyway i was on /v/ the other day and asked what loss was. They told me to Golurk.

>>26204092
>>26204764
My sides = Destroyed