It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke

First thing he noticed was how a spoon had magically appeared in his hand, even though he had had a sandwich for dinner

>>26197213
>a boy with extrasensory
i guess you could say such event made him flinch

>>26197213
>Claydol
>An ancient clay figurine that came to life as a Pokémon from exposure to a mysterious ray of light.
Then how does Baltoy exists?

Are these the lyrics to some 80's cartoon I haven't heard about?

>>26197213
More proof the Pokedex is non-canon.

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Legend has it that Ninetales came into being when nine wizards possessing sacred powers merged into one. This Pokémon is highly intelligent—it can understand human speech.

>>26197254
fuck off non-Mewtist

>>26197248
More proof the Pokédex is non-canon.

>>2619721
Sounds like he woke as a Shiftry rather

>>26197213
>awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra.

I'm so confused with this as a child, why not Abra? Why the second form in the evolution?

>>26197259
More proof the Pokédex is non-canon.

>>26197259
>Ninetails is actuall nine 4channers

>>26197300

Emerald: It is rumored that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into Kadabra while he was assisting research into extrasensory powers.

If both entries are referring to the same boy, then he was probably at least a teenager if he was assisting with research, not a child.

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According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.

>>26197248
That Claydol proceeded to breed with a Ditto, leading to Baltoy.

>>26197375
Obviously bullshit

>Kadabra can't learn Extrasensory

So with all these pokemon being humans transformed, and all pokemon having Mew DNA, does that mean all humans come from Mew as well?

>>26197409
If humans are Pokémon then why are there still Chimchars?

>>26197409
DEEPEST LORE

Humans and pokemon were supposed to be related all along.

Reminder that Professor Oak dis not make these entries. You did.

>>26197441
Exactly, this all from a 10 year old kid, of course he'd say stupid things like "Alakazam has an IQ of 5000!!!!!", he's still young, impresionable and retarded

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>>26197441

Actually, the Pokedex writes itself.

>It happened one morning - an indian elephant with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra
Fixed it

>People actually care about the realism of pokedex entries
Jesus its a fucking kids game about magic animals who gives a shit

>>26197468
It records if you met it or caught it

but the information is your supply

There was a time in the Pokemon world when there was little to no distinction between humans and Pokemon. One day an Abra walked in to a lab. The scientists mistook then Abra for a boy. And then It happened one morning the "boy" with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra.

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>>26197323
>nine 4channers
>combining into a highly intelligent being

>>26197306
>legend has it

>>26197387
>according to old tales

>>26197523
How the fuck does a high-tech machine that's supposed to collect data know about legends and old tales just by looking at the pokémon though ?

I want to play with Kadabra's fluffy tail

>>26197537
The device merely records whether you met it or caught it

You supply the info

>>26197493
You are now only allowed to read or watch news, sports, or politics. Get out of here.

>>26197537
see >>26197468

>>26197557
fuck I'm retarded brb killing self
meant

>>26197543
see >>26197468

>>26197572
>see >>26197468

I did, that's exactly where it says it

The device merely records whether you met it or caught it

You supply the info

>>26197602
Eh, true that some dialogues say that, but what about the "recording -data" part ? I'm not an expert linguist but I don't think just telling who you met or caught can be qualified as date

>>26197572
Can you read?
>automatically makes a record of any Pokemon you see or catch
Yes. Correct. You see a Pokemon? It is recorded in the Pokedex automatically.
The information, though. Where does it come from? Why doesn't the information appear when meeting a Pokemon? Why is catching it necessary? Hmmm, I wonder.

>>26197623
Actually, it is. Any information is data. Appearance, measurements, etc.

>>26197632
Invalid. True, behavior has and still is observed in captivity, but it obviously creates factors different from it's natural environment, creating a false baseline from which to form a comparison. If you know anything about the scientific method, you would know why such an observation would be seen as incorrect. Yes, I just said that a normal practice by researchers is not scientific.