Incorrect pronunciations that rustle your jimmies

>>26155247
char-ih-zard instead of char-eye-zard

>Char-MAN-dur

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>Bi-Sharp

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Zy-GUARD-DEI

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O-W-L

>>26155247
>any pronunciation that omits letters or adds in letters that aren't there

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Roo-toot

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>>26155262
>Chah-min-duh

>>26155290
>>26155349
>>26155362
>still pretending your shitty fakemon is real
Nice meme.

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>gar-de-vor

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>>26155522
>gar-day-vee-or

>>26155247
What's wrong with this?

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>>26155535
>vee-or
The fuck? People do this?

>>26155561
It's pronounced like the chess piece because well, you know

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>>26155561

>BrOnz-ong

>>26155561
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/bishop

>PEE-kah-choo

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Escuero

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>>26155247
Skep-tile

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>>26155586
>>26155587

>>26155522
>>26155535
How the fuck is pronounced then?

>>26155716
>Gar-de-vwar

>>26155716
gar-duh-vwor

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>muhwhile
>people who don't put emphasis on the "ma"

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>>26155247
>bird

>>26155255
Wait are you saying char-eye-zard is correct?

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I only just recently discovered Delibird is supposed to sound like "delivered". I and everyone I know has been calling it "deli bird" this whole time—like deli meat.

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>>26155855
Is this a joke? It makes sense, but I've always called it "deli-bird" because in my child mind I thought "Ice type, deli meat stays in the fridge, this makes sense to 7 year old me" and I never thought about it after that because who the fuck uses this pokemon?

>>26155799
Of course. If a vowel is followed by a consonant followed by a vowel, then the first vowel is long. A long "i" sounds like "eye," so the only way to pronounce it is "char-eye-zard."

>>26155947
>camel
>satin
>professor

the list could go on, etc.

>>26155936
Well, it's the "delivery" Pokemon, so I can only infer that Delibird (delivered) is right. But your kid logic makes sense to kid me, too. I guess now the question is: why is this an ice-type?

>>26155947
that's only a "hard" rule if it's vowel - consonant - e, and not even then

regardless, you're wrong, because Charizard is pronounced with a short "i" in the anime

>>26155716
l2french, americunt.

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>>26156187
>why is this an ice-type?

Penguin + Santa Claus

>>26156146
how else do you say satin aka devil? lol try again

way to proof my point.

its chair-eye-zard and ill never change

>>26155936
The anime actually pronounces it "Deli-bird" iirc and not "delivered" but "delivered" is probably technically more correct

>>26155247
flor-jeez
it's supposed to rhyme with gorgeous

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>Day-no
>Zway-lous
>Hy-dragon

>>26155936
Are you me? I always pronounced it like that using the same line of reasoning, from when I was a kid. The fact that the anime also used that pronunciation didn't help.

I thought Delibird was like a refrigerated chicken sandwich or something as a kid, and never gave it a second thought.

>>26155855
There's a slim possibility that might have been intentional. The pun might have been one meant to be read and not spoken. I noticed the "delivered" thing a while back too, and I appreciated it a lot. But I couldn't break the habit of calling it Delibird.

Since a lot of people are posting actual pronunciations.

>Ark-ee-us.

>>26156265
the devil is satan

satin is fabric

>>26156264
Never thought of that.. welp, it's solved.

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>Ray-quay-za
>Ray-quan-za

>>26155255
>>26156265
How the fuck did you go from char to chair

>>26156465
no one can direct me how to say chaireyezurd and if you try itll trigger me

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>>26155247

Nigh-dough-ran etc

>>26155247
>Poh-kee-mon

>>26156282
I'm still puzzled on how Hydreigon is pronounced.
I've been saying Hydra-gon recently. When I first saw Ghestis' I didn't read the name properly and called it Hydree-jun, thinking it was spelled Hydregion, for about a week or so until I got my own.

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>ar-key-us

>>26156615
I've been saying it High-dry-gun

>>26156615

High-dry-gon

"Drei" is the German word for three

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>>26156268
>mfw

>>26156615
high-dree-gen

>>26155247
>>26155267
>Bees-harp

>>26155247
I'm gonna just leave this here so you can all easily get the official pronunciations for whichever 'mon you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Loz61U6CuE

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>die-AY-gla

I knew this one kid all throughout middle and high school who would always pronounce it this way. Pissed me the fuck off.

>>26156703
>arkeus

>>26156765
How the fuck do you even.. what? I trip over words just trying to say it like that. Dye-Ale-gluh? Dialga's name is kind of shit since you can't say it like diamond

>>26156819

Intentional because the Japanese pronunciation sounds like "arse".

>>26156819
Official, not necessarily good.

English, fucking retarded language

>>26156430
>Ray-quah-zah

>>26155777
Shit, that's a thing? I can understand shortening it to make it easier, but can that really be how some people say it?

>>26156615
I've always pronounced it Hy-dro-gen.

>>26156263
>wasting my time learning a shit language just for a pokémon
No thanks.

>>26159268
>whining about languages
>speaking english
could you be more plebian?

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>Serp-Ear-Eeyore

>>26156615
dy-no, "ein"=one
zwy-lus, "zwei"=two
hy-dry-gon, "drei"=three

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>>26156540
>Poe-kay-mahn

ITT: autists arguing over how to pronounce fictional creatures made up names.

Pikachu = blacks
Charizard = chocolate milk
Bisharp = plastic
Nobody who isn't autistic gives a shit.

>>26156615
always say "High dray gin" but it seems like that's wrong...

>>26155271
Is it not said with a "guard"?

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>Referring Pokemon by their Japanese names only

That's what hate when during the first six months of a new gen

>>26159552

Yeah, but the DEI is unneeded. ZY-GUARD.

>>26155247
>the bee-sharps

>>26160233
what about bih-sharp

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>>26159599
Harumaron > Chespin tho

Fokko lewd

Osomatsu > Froakie

Huh-LAH-chuh

>Gliss-score
>Ark-ee-us

Rey-uh-nucleus

>>26160436
It's not even Harumaron you fucking redneck
It's ハリマロン with a リ

>>26156839
You mean like "Dial-Ga"?

Also that kid from school was such a fucking autist. Still pissed me off though, you'd think years after D/Ps release...

Lessee...

I prefer "Arse-e-us" because it makes me giggle, and nothing can make its mind up on that one.

Exeggutor was "Executor"
Back when I was a young, stupid kid, I pronounced Rayquaza as "Rock-wah-za".

Up until recently I pronounced Florges as "Flor-gs".

I prefer emphasis on the second syllable of Bidoof, without a pause between the syllables.

When I first saw it, I pronounced Giratina as "Jiratina".

I used to pronounce Dialga "Die-alga".

I pronounced Tropius like "Tropic" instead of "trope".

I'm still uncertain if it is supposed to be "Re-jice" or "Rej-E-Ice". Back when I was younger, I pronounced a hard G in all three of the Regis.

Gible was "Guy-ble" until I saw gabite and got the name theme.

I pronounced Hydreigon as "Hide-region"

Metagross was "Me-ta-graws". This one still sneaks up on me from time to time.

I got Latias right as a kid. Latios "La-ti-oose", not so much.

I did pretty good in X and Y. I even got the Binacle line right. Only Yeveltal got me. Can't spell it either. Darndest thing.

Despite all of this, I always got "Gar-de-vwor" correct.

Why-lord
Bye-leh-plume
Mah-wheel
Pree-me-app

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Niu-mel

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>>26156430
>ray quan za

oy vey

>>26155855

a pun that only a jap could appreciate

fucking 10 year old me didnt realize it til 14 years later

>>26156839

dialgas name, along with palkia, are straight ports of their jap names

just dia and paru-> pal

another one of those things that makes more sense to japs. I remember there was a reason dia made more sense but i cant for the life of me recall

>>26160436
i could never get behind harimaron

sounds to much like hairy melon to me

>>26160685
>giratina

Gear-UH -Tina

its funny how out of nowhere platinum seemed until i learned how to jap kana anyways, fuck kanji

>>26160685
Yveltal is like
E-Vell-Tall

>>26156649
This is the correct way

>>26155247
Arceus

>>26159340
The w is pronounced as a v. It's zvy-lus.

Suicune - idk why they always pronounced that e.

Grondon - yess people used to say that to Groudon...