We just got called out

I don't give a shit this is not smogon. 4chan is my chill pill

It's a goddamn game. I don't care.

MTG players are bigger sperglords than Pokemon players. I've met pokemon players who lost their virginity, can't same the same for MTG players.

he is right this board is filled with shit tier Pokemon trainers.

Considering this board is mostly "fandom" women, I'm sure most people here at terrible at battling.

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>playing pokemon competitively

>>26152424
ITT: Terrible Pokemonplayers insisting that "It'S just a childrens game, I don'T care!!1!1!1!!"

>>26152424
Did you make that post?

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>>26152489
>women on the internet

>>26152528
Like half of the MtG players on /tg/ don't even understand the rules well enough to be a level 1 judge. Also, most are netdeckers.

>>26152493
No, seriously, we like the game, but I doubt most of us would take it that seriously competitively,

I'd rather have fun.

playing pokemon competitively is like participating in the special olympics
you may have a shot at retard gold, but you're still a retard

>>26152528
You know he did, so, samefag OP

>>26152564
I just have actually autism and enjoy making flavor of the week gimmick competitive teams and seeing how well it works out online.

>>26152564
I like the game too, I have made my own team on card and like to play with it. I also like to play on Showdown sometimes, but let's face it: /vp/ is 50% furfaggotry and 49% shitposting/autismo.


And I'm not really good at battling either, but I don't sperg out about it like many do I mean the whole load of "REEEEEEE SNEAKY PEBBLES DESTROYING MUH BROS REEEEEEE BAN GENIES BAN STALL BAN EVERYTHING BUT MUH BROS WHY IS SMOGON SO SHIT REEEEEEEE" sort of threads

>>26152424
why do you care about whether or not you're king autist

>>26152493
Pathetic response

We should challenge them to a triathlon of events. MtG, Pokemon, and a then a third unbiased game card/board/video game.

Ban sneakpebbles

>>26152480
The only person I know who plays MTG is a married woman so...

>>26152489
Can confirm. I'm pretty shit.

>>26152629
4chan cup! 4CHAN CUP!!

>>26152629
>>26152805
This sounds great.

>>26152480
OP here. Play mtg, engaged. 100% not virgin.

>>26152589
>>26152528
Nope. Didn't.

>>26152629
>>26152805
>there will never be a 4chan-wide olympics

>>26152424
I realy dont mind this, i love bogeymans, i like playing for fun and competitively, theres alot more to experience than winning, were all bottom tier at something, plus being king cardboard game player doesnt exactly sound apealing. To be the star amongst a bunch of typically neckbearded men.

>>26152424
its true you guys are like verlisify or how hes called
no joke every showdown replay is from 1100 and they ask shit like lapras is broken in uu just rekt this guy why no one uses it?

>>26152849
To be fair, according to that thread (which got like 3 replies total), /tg/ is shit at magic, too.

>>26152424
I started playing competitively in Gen V and reached the top 500 in OU once during the ORAS meta, but never managed to get there again.
On average I'm in the 1500 range on Showdown OU, while despite my efforts I can't get good enough for VCG.
Basically I'm mediocre and I'd like to improve

I make "competitive" and gimmick teams for the battle maison, and that's about it as far as that goes.

>>26152845
It already exists. It's called the Special Olympics, anon.

>>26152424
Everybody know that /tg/ is bad at magic

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>Pokémon board is shit at Pokémon TCG
>MTG thread people are shit at MTG
>/vg/ DNG are shit at YGO

Even if these claims are all right, all that means 4chan as a whole suck at anything that requires any ammount of effort. Probably because anons spend too much time lurking instead of trying to improve at whatever game they're interested in.

I dank scrubs on wifi all day with moody glalie.

TG is a chill board. Don't bring your autism there.

>>26153018
On 4chan the best board to discuss a subject is never the board dedicated to this subject.

>>26153018
I dot play magic and I don't really play Pokemon other than to dick around, but Hearthstone general has a decent populace. (On the higher end)

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>>26152480
Honestly you people are the most autistic fucks in the whole scope of the Internet.
>wow they have X nerdy hobby clearly they've never had sex
I know married couples who run co-DM huge campaigns. I work with two guys who play Pokémon religiously, and I know for a fact they both get laid at least semi often, because they take care of themselves and go out on weekends. I know more MTG players than I can fucking count, 1/4 of them are attractive women, and NONE of them are virgins.

I'm literally about to go to my girlfriend's later and fuck the shit out of her after we open some Fat Packs.

Face it, you blubbering, meme-ridden man child, hobbies and interests not only have NO BEARING on your sexual success, but they can indisputably HELP YOU GET LAID, the only deciding factor is how you fucking present yourself.

The days of 4chan being a sekrit hidey-hole for turbospergs and angry virgins are long past. Even here, plenty of people are getting laid.

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>>26153179
/thread

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>>26152424
>Standard babbies talking shit on anyone ever

>>26152629
The third event should be talking to girls.

>>26152424
i dont care about competitive at all, i'd rather not have to resort to playing whatever's popular in ou

>>26153179
This reads exactly like something Dennis would say and that's kind of sad

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>it's a "lmoa you suck at everything kill yourself" episode

>>26152559
>netdecking is bad

>>26153179
I agreed with you until that last part about 4chan.
4chan was never a "secret club", it was always pretty famous, but normies kept their distance because they were scared away by its edginess.
Nowadays it turned into a generic platform like Reddit, where everybody posts, and since then it lost most of its charm and funny content. Even today, reclusive people are always the interesting posters while everyone else is just a blogging phoneposter like you.

>>26152424
Everyone else is free to do so, I find competitive play to be too tedious, have to train them a certain way, use certain Pokemon, think your strategy out like a game of chess, no thanks.

>>26152800
>I'm a girl btw
Stay on tumblr.

/vp/ being complete fucking garbage at pokemon is pretty common knowledge

>>26155213

It's not necessarily bad, but it means those people aren't putting any effort into designing a good deck. For me, personally, that's half the fun. And for everyone else, it means you only get half the glory if you win.