Would you undress in front of your pokemon?

>>26143596
Not of they're bara garbage you fucking faggot

>>26143596
even though that may has got the right thiccness in with that lower body, those fucking awful hitomi tanaka tier breast really fuck her up.

>>26143625
Actually that may is sexy as fuck and you can go jump off a breeeeeeeeeeeeeeedge

Undress sensually to try and get the dick

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>>26143625
Did you just insult Hitomi Tanaka's breasts?

>>26143642
Mays great, and that may is great, but her breast are disgustingly uneven.

>>26143596
Who's the artist?

>>26143596
Hell fucking yes

>>26143655

>super large, veiny, uneven sagging tits

yes I did. Smaller but perky breast are infinitely better.

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>>26143596

>that perfect body

my weiner is somewhat hardened

>>26143625

die

>>26143596
Sure. Its like undressing in front of your dog, they could care less.

That bara!pert's a qt tho.

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>>26143679
>perfect body
her tits need to go down just a teeny tiny bit, then she's perfect

>>26143663
kenron-toqueen

>>26143709

they also need to actually be even too.

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>>26143717
how dare you insult second best poké girl like that?

>>26143596
Pokémon normally don't wear clothes. Seeing their trainer's genitals would be unphasing to them.

>>26143596
It doesn't know what genitalia is so it wouldn't even notice

They're naked, no reason to not let them see me naked.

>>26143717

It's the angle, dumbass. One of them is pointing more to the side, while the other one (the right one) is facing the camera.

A finger thats pointing towards you isn't smaller than a finger pointing left or right.

ITT
>bitching about uneven tits

You faggots have never seen a real woman named have you? On average one is usually larger than the other. In some cases it's a small difference but could be up to a whole cup size.

Tit size isn't the issue. The real issue is aerola to breast ratio.

>>26143596
Yeah probably.

I would also bathe with them too.
Like if we found a secluded hot spring or creek.

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>>26143727
but I'm not, I'm insulting OPs pic

>>26143716
>Chel

YUSSS! All the desire as a 7-year old. Especially that scene were she's telling them to hit the ball with their hips.

I don't know desu imo
I probably would after a while.

>>26143755
Tiny areolas and nipples are best. Nobody likes a girl with pepperoni tits.

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>>26143763
I want to bathe with Snivy in a lewd way.

>>26143755
yeah, but the difference is rarely that jarring, especially on women with smaller breast. Which is why cow-tits usually look really off putting IRL.

>>26143753
Its not the angle, her right breast is larger despite it being further away. Look at the alignment of her shoulders to her hips, Her right one is not only larger, but the left one is on the same level as the right, despite the fact its closer to you and that her shoulder as tilted downwards to her left, meaning the left one should be lower.

>>26143788
True but big boobs with tiny nips/areola look weird.

C cup with average ones a best.

>>26143596
Only if they're bara garbage, fellow faggot

>>26143596
Yes. They're not human.

>>26143799
In a nice warm bath with Serperior, lewdly cuddling up and coiling

I want to dress up my Pokemon so I can undress them~

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>>26143905
I understand your frustration.

>>26143596
To be honest and on topic, maybe.

If I had a feisty and cat-like Pokemon, I might end up losing my dong to it thinking that it's a toy to bat at.

Otherwise, I'd really not have much to hide from them anyways.

It's only a bonus if a female of mine tried to claim me as a mate.

>>26143799
>>26143891
Write fags get on this

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>>26144304
>tfw it'll never happen

>>26144513
What is stopping yourself from trying friendo.

>>26143891
Only if it involves taking off it's "skin" so we can be naked together.

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>>26144562
I suck shit at writing, it'd just be one big fuck up.

>>26144644
U-UNF.

>>26144668
Don't feel bad. When I write, I'm often told to kill myself, too.

Pokemon aren't animals and tend to be just below or at human-level intelligence, so no. I wouldn't go to the bathroom in the same room with it either.

>>26144694
True, but being outside our species, it isn't natural that they find anything about us alluring-- unless they have an internet connection.

>>26144678
Oh, I thought I was the only one who knew that feel.

>>26144707
There is no known definition of species for pokemon, and humans were pokemon.

Would undress with the hopes that something would come of it.

>>26145360
You mean this >>26145442

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>>26145442