We haven't had a team height thread in a while.

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this looks neat, but is beyond my nonexistent photoshop ability.

have a bump with some inaccurate heights

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i'm sorry it looks like shit, i can only do it in silhouette so it doesn't look like garbage

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>>26141261
You have to look the Pokédex, if you want a Pokémon accurate height.

>>26141306
no shit sherlock

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Put my top ten most used pokemon in there.

>>26141215
holy shit infernape is small

>>26141319
chandelure is one of the few object pokemon sized properly to actually be able to be confused with the object it mimics.

neat

>>26141277
>>26141319
template for this?

>>26141333
Can't unsee. Not that I'm complaining. Nice trips, by the way.

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>>26141338
pic related

>>26141333
the entire line is pretty spot on with sizes and the objects they represent.

>>26141215
>Infernape the size of a lobster

Well shit

any free programs to do this with? I know how to use photoshop but my trial expired

>>26141473
MSPaint

>>26141473
Paint.net is free and more versatile than mspaint

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>>26141215
Can I request someone to do this for me? I'm at work and have no time, but would love to see me and my pokebros.
I'm a 6'1 Male
>pic related

>>26141306
Fuck off Mewtist

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My current 'Pokemon Ruby' team

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Team of my favorite Pokemon from each Gen.

>>26141595
that zigzagoon is a hm slave with pickup isnt it?

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>>26141468
>he thinks Crawdaunt is a lobster.

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Eternal Floette because I am a filthy injector and because I like it.

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>>26141333
Nope, the flame doesn't count towards the height

>>26142028
well, its a bit large for your average house, but a chandelier that size wouldnt look out of place in a country manor. if it can lower its flame.

>>26141623
gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

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here

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I kind of over did it with putting all of my favourite pokemon (excluding legendarys of course)

>>26142452
compare yours with
>>26142383 mine

Crobat is not that big, measure wingspan
milotic is not that big, pretend its stretched out fully, in yours it'd probably be closer to 30ft than 20.

>>26141623
>Tyrantrum
>Golurk
There's still hope for /vp/'s taste it seems.

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>>26141709
Wait. Are you the Tyrantrum?

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>>26141215

>>26142491
Yeah I was questioning myself with that when I thought of both milotic and crobat If you add wings to the height since crobat is suppose to be 5'11.
The same goes with scoilpede that since ALL of his bodies length totals up to 8ft not just his front half.

>>26142576
also true for scolipede, however the antenae arent in the measurement

unless the pokedex size comparison shows otherwise

>>26142596
Gotcha, I guess I'll try that next time than.

>>26142596
>the antenae arent in the measurement
What makes you say that?
And is this true of all Pokemon?

>>26142637
antennae typically aren't included in the measurements for insects

it's like hair, they can be shortened or fall off without problem.

Why are Pokémon such fucking manlets? I had to drop Salamence when I noticed he was four fucking foot tall

>>26142671
Give Salamence a break, mate.
Salamence was spending all of his time in his youth working to get them wing gains that it affected his height like a bitch.

So he may be a manlet but he is also a flying manlet.
Make of that what you will

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>>26142671
Just under 5' actually. And all things considered its not actually that small.

>>26142671
It's 4'11" feet squat. Length-wise it'd be more like 8-9 feet.

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>>26142671

>vertical height = size

retard alert

>>26142671
>needing all huge pokemon
You must also drive a truck and be voting for trump, no?
Mr. CompensatingForSomething

Top 18 coming through

>>26142805
i'm still upset at how big wigglytuff is now. it should be at least half a foot or more shorter.

>>26142805
He said tall. And he's right. Salamance is four foot eleven. That's the size of a teenage girl in height

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Heres a few of my favs

>>26142808
>bringing Trump up for no reason
hey reddit still sore about your kike bernie?

>>26142833
Are teenage girls that wide and long, too?

>>26142805
>tall
>starts talking about length
There's a retard here alright mate

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>>26141215

>>26142853
Do you not understand the difference between height and length? Salamance is a tiny height

>>26142833

>that's the size of a teenage girl

That's the HEIGHT of a teenage girl. Not the size. Crocodiles are about as "tall" as a human baby, but only an idiot would call them small.

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>>26142870
Look at these tiny manlets.

>>26142892
>that's the size of a teenage girl IN HEIGHT
quote it all. i can see reading comprehension is quite difficult for you. If someone called a crocodile short vertically they'd be correct.

>>26141277
>ampharos is a manlet
my life is a lie

>>26142904
Ya they're all small in height bro. You manlets get triggered so easily

>>26142904
>four foot tall
>not a manlet

L M A O

>>26142848
Dumbass he referenced trump because trump compensates for his tiny dick with tall buildings.
Just like that anon with hatred for manlet mons

>>26142942
And you know about Trumps dick how exactly fag? Sucking cock in WTC1 again?

>>26142942
He's probably just a salty spic.

>>26142942
>multi billionaire builds skyscrapers
>h-his c-cok m-must be s-small
man you redditors are jealous people

>>26142919

Yes but judging an animal's size by its vertical height is retarded. Salamence is not small by any means.

>>26142836
I didn't know taste this good was feasible excellent favorites anon

>>26142969
Mate if someone is rocking a seventy inch waist and standing at four foot eleven nobody thinks 'that man is big' the think 'that dwarf is fucking obese'

Salamance looks like a massive imposing dragon then you click on his pokedex entry and he comes up to a pre pubescent boys shoulder. He might be twenty foot long but he's still looking children in the eye

>>26142969
/fit/ is manlet baiting you, stop biting dumbass

>>26142989

>looking children in the eye

So does a fucking rhino. A rhino isn't imposing?

Salamence IS massive. He has a lot of mass. You are functionally retarded if you think height = mass.

>>26143005
Rhino's stand six foot at the shoulder.

Salamance doesn't break five.

No-one mentioned mass but you. Anon mentioned height and he was right. Salamance is the definition of a manlet

>>26142976

s-senpai...

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>>26143021

You literally used the word massive you dumb shit.

Only white rhinos reach that height. Other rhinos average less but only a flipping retard would call them small. Being right about the height isn't the point, being asspained about a quadruped's height is the stupid part.

>>26143066
anon. stop, let it go. >>26142992

>>26143066
Man you struggle so badly with English. You a Gook? Or a Spic? Would explain your comical desire for something four foot tall to be big.

>looks massive

Never said it was. Besides my foreign friend, massive is an adjective. This might be hard for you to grasp, but this is a qualifier on a noun. I can say "my cock is massive" for example. It does not mean my cock contains much, excess or even any mass.

Every rhino species grows to roughly six at the shoulder. Look it up.

Also - four foot eleven is a manlet. Now and forever more.

>>26143132

Massive is an adjective meaning consisting of a lot of mass. Saying "my cock is massive" means your cock contains a lot of mass for a cock. In the same sense, saying a cock is massive doesn't necessarily mean it has a lot of vertical height. Maybe you should brush up on your own English you fucking dropout.

Dropping a mon because of it's size is pathetic enough, but dropping a quadruped because of its vertical height is even fucking dumber.

>>26143236
>being this triggered

Incorrect my Mexican friend. The adjective massive does not refer to mass at all. Reading up a dictionary should show you the words large, solid, or heavy. Mass may be implied from these words but not necessarily so. One could say a large balloon or jellyfish was massive, yet it would contain very little mass. Are we learning yet?

Why are you so defensive about creatures four feet tall being picked on my friend? Do you too suffer from being vertically challenged? Do girls look down on you and snigger? Is that why you're so badly triggered at the thought of a fictional manlet being mistreated?

>>26143364
i keep forgetting how small genesect is. prehistoric bug that looks like a Buick should be bigger than that.

>>26143290

It WOULD contain a lot of mass relative to other balloons or jellyfish you gigantic retard. Size is relative. Larger size always means more mass, more content, even if it's just more air inside a balloon. And that mass isn't necessarily vertical. No one would say a giraffe is more "massive" than an elephant. You fucked up your wording and now you're trying to backpedal, but it's not gonna work.

You're implying insecurity when you're the one dropping Pokemon who make you feel inadequate, and being a condescending faggot. Nice.

>>26143387

I didnt even know it's height until i looked it up just now. I figured he'd be on par with Scizor

>>26143431
Na pal you just don't seem to have a good understanding of the English language and are furiously trying to redefine massive as mass. You have the entire internet at your fingertips. Go look up a dictionary. You're wrong. Massive is an adjective meaning large, solid or heavy. A qualifier on a noun. It does not mean "huge amounts of mass" no matter how much you want it to.

You're arguing semantics non-stop in a bizarre attempt to try and ignore reality. Salamance is a manlet. Four foot eleven inches tall is incredibly small.

Why does this hurt you bro? Did they laugh at you? It's ok pal. I'm sure there's a three foot tall woman out there just for you bro.

>>26143236
>>26143290
What is this, the national autism championship?

>>26143529

>incredibly small

Mass and size are functionally the same in this sense, and regardless of word choice you're a tremendous retard for conflating size with height. No one would call a human being "bigger" or "more massive" than a hippo just because they stand taller at the shoulder.

I don't know why you're so insecure, using a shorter Pokemon doesn't make you a smaller man anon.

The two of you arguing are both fags. Shut up and post pokémon heights.

>>26143597
We're on a Pogeymon board

>>26143626
Mate you're the one who started crying about size when Salamance being a manlet is an undisputable fact. If a rhino stood four foot tall at the shoulder it would also be a manlet and this would also be an indisputable fact.

>>26143635
Salamance - four foot tall.
:^)

>>26143669

Complaining at all about it being a "manlet" reeks of insecurity, especially when it's not even "man" shaped, meaning its height has even less to do with its size. You are being incredibly dumb on multiple levels.

>>26143740
>y-you're s-stupid
After hours of arguing that's the crux of your position? That you're smarter then an anonymous stranger on the internet?

Your furious defence of Salamences comical height stems from a deep seated belief in your object superiority to a stranger?

Why are you wasting your time on a website for a childs game my genius friend? Cancer needs curing. World peace could be obtained if only we can use your mighty intellect to its fullest. Just think what the world could achieve if it listened to a genius manlet

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I don't think I'd ever use this team IRL, I'd feel too overwhelmed.

>>26143792

I'm actually curing cancer right now while educating you, and also banging ur mum. Being a genius has its perks.

>>26143818
Kek. Alright think we've reached an impasse here. Good arguing with you manlet lover

Protip:
>Biped: Head to toe
>Jynx, Cacturne, Infernape
>Quadruped: Shoulder to toe
>Salamence, Rapidash, Torterra
>Winged: Wingspan
>Crobat, Talonflame, Swanna
>Serpent: Length
>Dragonair, Steelix, Serperior

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>american measurement system

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>>26142805
>>26142833
>>26142892
>>26142919
>>26142969
>>26142989
>>26143005
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>>26143132
>>26143236
>>26143290
>>26143431
>>26143529
>>26143626
>>26143669
>>26143740
>>26143792
>>26143818
>>26143835

>>26141623
you have unique taste

>>26143874
there is a template in this very thread with a metric scale, you lazy fucking eurotrash.

>>26142383
i always forget excadrill is a monlet

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Prob not accurate but I tried.

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Superior manlet race

>>26144552
Want to trade heights? I'm 5'8"

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daily reminder

>>26142952
>>26142961
>>26142848
Trump supporters got triggered

>>26143837
>Torterra is 7 feet tall to the shoulder
Given its size in other media like pbr and the anime, that 7 feet probably includes the tree.
>tfw no semi truck Torterra

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rotom is surprisingly small

>>26145351

Only base forme Rotom is that small. They couldn't be fucked to change its heigh with each forme. Wash Rotom is the same size as a washing machine.

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I think this is accurate enough. Most of them I just measured from their feed to the top of their head, rather than ears or Noctowls "eyebrows". Except Torterra I went to the top of it's shell, rather than the top of the tree. I don't know if that's accurate, but it looked right.

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I chose all the ones that I would have sex with

R8 me mates

>>26145165
Bernie supporters got BTFO mate. Still sore about giving your money to a hopeless Jew? Good luck getting that back

>>26142671
For measuring quadrupeds, it's foot to shoulder. Salamence isn't that short.

>>26145850
Quite the varied harem you've got there.

>>26147224
They're all male

>>26147325
I like you

>>26143863
is charizard really that small?!?

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Wew lad. Hard to pick 6.

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I picked both my teams for this.

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>>26148486
And the less overwhelming version with just my main team.

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Only the best.

>>26148595
Fuck off Tobias.

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>>26145571
I understand your frustration

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me and my all-time favourite bros after >9000 hours of paint

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Ludicolo best bro

>>26141306
No. Fuck that.

>>26142056
You're a fucking gigantic faggot.

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>>26141306

You have to look at the ORAS dex for actual scale. Listed height is inconsistent as fuck. Crobat's 5'11 is its body, including horns. Heracross's 4'11 is its body without the horn. Mantine's 6'11 is its wingspan.

Please consult your 3DS before making your chart.

>>26146310
Triggered as ever I can see.

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Why are Pokemon so small?

>>26153569
So they can fit in your pocket

Clearly we can deduce that Volcarona is a top dog among many.

>>26148057
Aye: it's only 1.7m/5'07" tall.

But I guess since japanese kids are probably shorter than western kids, it looks tall.

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Someone definitely forgot that dogs are measured heel to shoulderblade and not head to toe or head to tail because furfrou is fucking enormous. Also I didn't realize Beartic was so big, even though it makes sense. Also samurott being a seal/sealion thing means it should measure head to tail, which makes it weirdly small.

>>26143837
"head" being crown, not hair, not horns, not other doodads

>>26153569

>scaling Pokemon based on the tail end of their extremities

Why are you retarded

Haxorus is not 5'11 at the tip of its horns. And you didn't put its feet at the bottom of the chart, they're floating above it.

>>26145315
Tranny?

>>26152996
What is the height of the character the pokemon are being compared to? I assumed it would've been around 5 feet since it's the player character who is a kid, but he's nearly as tall as Haxorus which is allegedly 6 feet tall., yet he's also the same height as Typhlosion who is only 5'7". It doesn't seem like this is entirely consistent either.

>>26152996
After extracting models and code from the software, it was determined that some projected heights are not consistent with Pokedex content and is thus non-canon. You are to disregard this software as an official tool for determining Pokemon size, please refer to the Pokedex for factual data. Thank you.

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>>26153569
>why are pocket monsters able to fit in my pocket?

>>26154953
>noctowl is that fucking big
Jesus christ.

Also a bit ironic that the smallest Pokemon is the one based on the biggest animal.

>>26154953
>Nocowl next to donphan

That looks just weird.

>>26152384
Going to sound like a dumbass but how do you get the white background off the images?

>>26148057
No, it's about 5'2" in that picture. It's actually 5'7".

>>26157886
Actually looking at it again it's about 4'11". Good job to the anon that made that image.

>>26157795
Chandelure's height doesn't include the flame.

>>26159697
I didn't measure it like that, I use its width to measure it, no one cares how tall a chandelier is.

>>26141705
>implying, implying, a million times emplying

If you're so sure what it ain't, how about telling us what it am?

>>26144552
way too many frogs and crabs on your team; is this a theme team or something?

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Did this one a while ago, some of my faves.

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>>26145850
Mighty fine selection of sexable Pok--

>Bouffalant

The fuck, man?