>enter bedroom >see this What do?

>>26107083
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Wonder what the fuck shes doing in my bedroom anon.

>>26107083
No one should wear their shoes while on a bed, ever

why, how, when, and what the fuck

>>26107083
Make her eat eggs

>>26107083
question where my Lucario went and try to find her

>>26107083
Puke because of huge feet and shoes on my bed.

>>26107083
It's not rape if she's not real.

>>26107083
Snuggles

Wonder what's going on with her right leg and assume she passed out from the pain of breaking it.

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>>26107083
I wake her and tell her to like in pic related with me.

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>>26107100
>all those bitches and whores in porn that NEVER get off their shoes when on a sofa or on a bed

>>26107083
>Mei
>not May
Tell her to get the fuck out of my roomunless she's pregnant and will let me rub her belly

Chase her out of my house with my Polemon.

>>26107217
*Pokemon

>>26107083
Challenge her to a pokemon battle

>>26107217
What's a polemon

>>26107226
His dick

>>26107234
>spoilering the obvious
Why

>>26107237
Because I have autism, anon.

>>26107248
I figured

>>26107083
Find a box.

>>26107083
>sees that she isn't an unconscious Skyla
>exits room in disappointment

>>26107083
wake her up and ask her if she's okay

>>26107083
Let her sleep for now.

She'll answer questions better when she's well rested.

>>26107083
Call the border patrol.

>>26107083
Play with her pussy, duh.

>>26107083

>Wake up, see if Okay.
>If no, or no response, Hospital.
>If yes, I ask what she wants.
>It is likely she will want to go back to her own world.
>Standard-issue crappily written world-jumping fanfiction, full of spelling and grammar errors, LOL RANDOM comedy, and pointless crossovers occurs.
>I get bored halfway through and leave her to he own devices. She'll be fine. Probably.
>See her face on a milk carton a month later.
>Get kinda sad, then move on with my life.

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>>26107083

>>26107083
Exit her bedroom
Wonder the fuck i'm doing there in a first place

>>26107720
Here is a (You) for best post. Made me chuckle.

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>>26107083
>leave room, write her a note for when she wakes up
>wait
>when she wakes up, ask her if she can help me go to collect my best friend who lives over 5000 miles away and take us both to the pokemon world
>live happily ever after

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>>26107083
use Hoopa to send her home.

>>26107208
Fuck you, shoes are hot, feet are gross, they should keep doing that.

>>26108044
Leave

>>26107083
Hug of course and when she starts to complain, tell her this is MY BEDROOM and she must pay in hugs.

>>26108067
10/10 Fedoras

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>>26107083
Feel disappointed that it isn't Nate instead of her.

>>26107083
Steal his pokemon and eat his croissan

Touch the hair

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>>26108095

>>26107083
I'd put a blanket over her.

Winter is coming.

Sniff her butt

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>>26107086
This, only maybe also shutting the door behind me.

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>I was only nineteen years old
>I loved Rosa so much, I owned all the games and merchandise
>I pray to Rosa every night, thanking her for the life I have been given
>"Rosa is love", I say, "Rosa is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a degenerate weeb
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Rosa
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Rosa
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear, "It's time for breastfeeding"
>She grabs me with her powerful trainer hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my mouth open for Rosa
>She starts pouring her milk in my mouth
>I start turning into Rosa
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Rosa
>I can feel my body tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the force of her massive breasts
>I want to please Rosa
>She moans a lewd moan as she fills my body with her love
>My dad walks in
>I look at him deep in the eyes and say, "I'm Rosa now"
>Rosa leaves through my window
Rosa is love, Rosa is life.

https://sharpffffff.wordpress.com/pokepoll/

I voted for Leaf, Rosa, and Serena

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>>26107083
I know what I need to do here. I just can't remember how to do it.

>>26107083

Wonder why my brother left his weeb shit all over my room again... fuckin' faggot.

>>26107083
Cum on her legs then cuddle with her.

Inflate her with a bike pump until she explodes of course, what else?

>>26107086
Then you'd be walking in the same direction retard.

make her eat a bowl of eggs, what else?

>>26108454
What is this meme about eggs?
inb4 newfag

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>>26108455
Seriously?

>>26108446
Why do people not get this joke?

>>26108476
because annon, they ARE the joke.

>>26107083
rub her legs for good luck and then wake her up

>>26108470
oh, it's that meme

>>26108219
now you are talking

>>26107208
Well i mean it must be difficult getting a pair of shoes off. Do they even ejaculate?

>>26108515
why arent humans normal type?

>>26108446
welcome faggot,

>>26108515
You're a female Gengar?

>>26107189
cringe

>>26107083
1. Panic attack
2. Sperg out
3. Call therapist

>>26107083
>Check mirror
>Realize I've become an Ohmura drawing
>My god.

>>26107086
Nice meme

>>26107083
Ask her if she has any Ralts she can give me. If not then ask for at least a Torchick and try to get her back home.

I would tuck her into bed and cook up our breakfast

>>26108446
typical tripfag

>>26108801
But they are.

>>26108330
Wtf did I just read.

>>26107083
Cover her with a sheet

>>26108330
what the fug

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>>26107083
>carefully strip her naked
>wear her clothes
>untie her buns
>make America great again

>>26111241
>>26111461
>2016
>people dont know the shrek meme

Now i have seen everything.

>EXAMINE
It's a young girl, approximately 14-16 years old.
>INTERACT
>Where?
>Cursor on shoe
You remove her shoes, because you don't want her tracking mud on your bed. The room is tinged with a slight odor, but not fully unpleasant. It's a little nutty.
>TAKE SHEET
You place a sheet on the sleeping girl's body, it's cold in the room after all and decide to keep her warm.

You're getting a little tired yourself, so you decide to crash on the floor. Hopefully you wake up before she does, lest you care she steps on you that is.

>>26107083
Tuck her in bed and kiss her goodnight.

>>26108446
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>>26107083
>Take her to a bed
>Put on some sheets to make her feel comfortable
>Wake up
>Ask if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell what happened, but you have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

>>26108355
oh shit, I remember this game, one of the best porn games at the time. Although it was quite hard.

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>>26107083
>>26108095

>tfw you will never have Rosa/Nate in your bed

>>26107083
>people trying to fuck a sleeping girl
>when you literally are in pokemon world now
>you are literally 2d now
>Juniper is somewhere on this world now
>pokemon exists now

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>>26108330
I guess you could call that Mei-osis

>unzips dick

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>>26107083
I would slap her to wake her up, pull her skirt and panties down roughly and fuck her while pulling her hair

>>26112974
continue please

>>26113578
I'll try.

let her sleep and ask why she was there when she wakes up

op probs posted this cause they wanted vp to say that they would rape her, the majority of vp aren't sying that and that's why I like this thread

Turn my monitor off.