This pokemon is literally food What the fuck

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All Pokémon are food, Anon.

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Nothing new

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>>26100788

>>26100788
This is what Pokémon has come to? God. The first three gens were the best, and then everything went downhill with Diamond and Pearl's shitty overdesigned Digimon-esque designs.

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This pokemon is literally ben 10

What the fuck

>>26100788
Exeggcute is a bunch of eggs and Grimer/Muk/Ditto are just anthropomorphic piles of sludge, what's your point? Everyone always points out that the Vanillite line is food with a face, but Exeggcute stares you right in the damn face as a literal bunch of eggs with faces. Why is this line any different?

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This pokemon is literally my mom's dog

What the fuck

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>>26100852

>Being so fanny-frustrated after getting BTFO in one thread that you keep ranting in another.

>>26100802
That looks delicious. Not even being ironic. Should have bought that Slowpoke tail.

>>26100855
Eggs aren't meant to be eaten as food. They're how living things are born. The entire Vanilluxe design is just plain stupid and letting a westaboo like James Turner design Pokémon was a mistake.

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This pokemon is literally a trash

What the fuck

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This pokemon is literally me

What the fuck

>>26100886
Weeaboo*
Only Japanese people can be westaboos.
He also designed Golurk so he's alright in my book.

>>26100788
It's actually a really interesting and kinda creepy pokemon once you know the secret

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This pokemon is literally food
What the fuck

>>26100851
Gen 4-6 has quite a few Object pokemons, if 1-3 has a lot of animal/bug pokemons.

a sarcofagus pokemon
a chandelier
a vacuum cleaner
a tombstone
a bell
a gear
a smaller bell
trash
a balloon

>>26100917
Golurk is shit.

>>26101100
>a vacuum cleaner
wut

>>26101100

>a tombstone
>a vacuum cleaner

What?

Literally a ice cream
Literally Trash
Literally a gear

>>26100873
>being so pertinent that you stop making threads about M-muh bro isnt just an OU mon and start stalking me instead

This is how conflict is born little ferroshitfag. Do not test me.

>>26100855
Because muk is cool, or at least inoffensive at the worst
Vanilluxe is blatant and bad looking

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>>26101141

>Do not test me.

Oh man, I'm shaking with fear right now. What are you going to do next, teleport behind me and unsheathe your katana?

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>>26100788
I like him, I would like to use it in competitive.
How would you fix him?

>>26101176
>undertale

>>26101181
By removing every trace of its existence
Literally a ice cream

>>26101176
Your memes can't save you now. It's time to own up.

You and that one other fag made 3 threads following the daily pokemon retrospect about ferroshit yesterday and now you made 2 new ones today. Why do you feel the need to justify your fake admiration for ferroshit? Especially since its a unovabortion? Any other fan of any mon would just ignore me.

But here we are.

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>>26101192
What's wrong with you?

Many mons are literally x

>>26101192

It's not literally ice cream, it's an icicle with snow on it. It's figuratively ice cream.

>>26101201

What the fuck are you talking about nigger, I haven't made any threads whatsoever. I'm just incredibly entertained by your autistic temper tantrum.

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>>26100851
>>26100886
>>26101162
>>26101192
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have

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>>26101501
Pic related aside, the YW fanbase could teach the Pokémon fanbase a thing or two about being grateful for what you have.

>>26101501
Thank you, based Yokaiposter.

I'm really glad I don't dislike any Pokemon enough to feel the need to bash it. There are so many Pokemon; if you don't like one, just look at the other 720. They have a plethora of Pokemon styles because there are a ton of fans who like different things. Just accept it.

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>>26100788
>literally
Not really. It LOOKS like food. It's really wearing a hood made of dense snow.

>>26100893
>Jelly beans
King of ruins it.

>>26101302
It's not literally an icicle with snow on top. Is literally a pokemon. It's figuratively an icicle with snow on top and ice cream

>>26101100

>a sarcofagus pokemon
A Pokemon based on a mummy with the ability to enact the mummy's curse. Just because the Pokemon uses the container as a design base doesn't mean it's doing it wrong.

>Vacuum cleaner
First off, it's a lawnmower.
Second, Rotom is a poltergeist that acts like a Symbiote. It possesses things and those things inherit its properties. What did you want for a Ghost/Electric type? Casper holding a battery?

>a chandelier
How is this bad? It's like the Japanese lantern ghost in folklore only westernized.

>a bell
>a smaller bell
Gen III had a bell too, but how is this any different from horseshoe-magnet-and-screws exactly? Those don't occur in nature either.

>a tombstone
Spiritomb? The stone is its container, though.

>a gear
Not too different from walking shrubbery.

>trash
and Muk is toxic waste. Your point?

>a balloon
>He didn't read Jigglypuff's dex

Amerikkka made him

they also made "THE IRON GIANT" though

>>26101501
>posting this as if they're bad designs
Every time

>>26100788
>ice cream is food
How European

>>26101100
Gen 1 and 5 are the only ones with a high number of objectmons.

>>26101132
>spiritumb
>rotom appliances, not vacume but still

It's an icicle with snow on top.

>>26101187

From the thumbnail I legit thought it was