Does your girlfriend play Pokemon with you /vp/?

dating tumblrinas is bliss. despite the whales you see online, the ones you meet on campus/outside are fucking hot as shit, i dont get it. not ony are they fucking dimes but theyre fucking losers too. my girlfriend plays a bit of soul silver after every set of squats. life is good boys

>>26094178
I know I do *a gf* <3

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>>26094178
>tfw no bf to play pokemon with you

>>26094206
r u gril?

>>26094178
>/vp/
>gf
You're kidding right?

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>>26094219
No I'm a toaster, but thanks for asking

>>26094206
FUCK OFF LANDWHALE REEEEE

>>26094245
will you date me pls?

Tfw no gf

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>>26094272
Sorry, I'm not into fruits

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Normalfags get oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuiuutttttttttt

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26094178
She tried it, but was not into it that much. Could be better, could be worse.

what is it like to have a girlfriend? Are they soft?

>/vp/
>gf
Hey, everyone! OP thinks we have gfs! Ree!

>>26094310
I know lots of guys who play pokemon and have gfs.

Myself not included.

>>26094319
>I know lots of guys who play pokemon and have gfs.
Do any of them browse this board?

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>>26094341

Not regularly as far as the main games, but she's a pretty brutal Garchomp in Pokken.

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>>26094178
>tfw you and your gf are both Pokemon fuckers

>>26094364
Do you both have pokemon fursuits or something?

I play with my bf but he goes way faster than me while I like to take my time. Then when we battle I get wrecked because he's farther along in the game.

>>26094377
nah we're not furries. furries like human shaped creatures with pokemon faces/heads and skin color.

we fug pokemon as is. in their original form. not humanized. feral.

>>26094389
But they're not real

I got my husband OmegaRuby as his first game but he never plays it. He hasn't even beaten Roxanne. He got a Torchic but hates how Combusken and Blaziken look (like a penis and like a really ugly chicken, respectively), so I doubt he'd want to play far enough to evolve it anyway.

>>26094306
Mine too, She said the game have a lot to learn about that you cannot learn from on;y playing one version. She still kick ass in my Mario Games though

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>>26094395

>>26094193
The thing is that the utter drivel that pours out of their mouth makes it impossible for me to stand them.
I can ignore it long enough to fuck them, but there's no way I have the mental fortitude I can deal with one of these professional victims in a relationship.
I'm just find find a girlfriend in a church.
All the girls that share the same hobbies as me are just trash.

>>26094387
Wow that's really dumb. I'd dump him just becausa of this desu
Its really fun playing at the same pace with somone with you like

>>26094401
What a jerk. My condolences.

>>26094178
Yea but only with cute pokemon and amie. She tried the maison but often asks me what to do

>>26094424
He'll slow down when we replay games and wait for me. But his team is always better. I can only ever beat him if I somehow make my mons more leveled than his mons. He's just good at the game. Also any other game he touches.

>>26094424
*with someone you like

>>26094439
Use a moody Glalie and then Mega evolve. You'll stomp him and you'll have crazy sex afterwards.

>>26094439
Have you tried asking him to teach you? I find this really rude, oh well
I just play like double battles with my bf because we're really lovey dovey

>>26094439
That sounds like me and my husband, except we're the other way around. I beat him at basically every game we play except anything involving shooting (except Splatoon for some reason). We try to play co-op as much as possible instead since competitively doesn't really work as well.

>>26094454
You sound like you're pretty happy with your relationship. That's nice.

>>26094454
Oh, I meant co-cop double battles, my bad.

>>26094447
I don't wanna turn it into a super competitive thing because I know that as soon as we choose competitive Pokemon he'll beat me even harder. He plays around on Pokemon Showdown a lot.

For example, I get an Alakazam in Blue, and he starts coming up with a strategy specifically for my Alakazam because "its only fair when you have a Pokemon like that". If I raise the bar he just raises it to meet me.

>>26094464
I don't think I've ever played competitively against my gf in anything. I just can't bring myself to. I'd let her beat me every single time.

>>26094479
He sounds like an idiot. I hope he's a good guy outside all this.

>>26094483
>not smashing your gf in game
>not smashing her irl after you smashed her in game

>>26094454
Oh he's more than happy to teach me, and he's taught me a lot. I just still can't surpass him. He'll praise me when I do well, though. I've gotten to the point where I make him work for his wins and he says he's proud.

>>26094479
>literally needing to tryhard to beat a girl
lmao
Playing against girls is my excuse to use my full shitmon meme team.

>>26094497
I can't do the former, doesn't mean I don't go crazy on the later.

>>26094492
He just can't conceal his power level with video games. There's one competitive game I can beat him at though and that's Pokemon Puzzle League. I'm also better at Pokemon Snap than him. I get higher points. So I have my own victories.

>>26094512
So it's more like a love banter. Good to know.

>>26094500
When I first met him and we'd play Smash Bros. together I caught him going easy on me. I told him to never do that and he's never went easy on me at anything since. So I asked for it.

>>26094524
Yeah, its like that. He's not a jerk about it. I just wish I had more friends that played games so that I'd have someone to beat sometimes. With his teaching we'd be a power couple.

My gf just broke up with me after 3 years. Rhanks dor reminding me OP...

On a more serious note, no I do not play pokemon with my gf when i had one. I like normal girls, and play pokemon in my own free time. I like normal casual girls really.

>>26094559
Thanks for* being a mobilefag is hard sometimes

Not knocking dating who you wanna date but I just can't imagine dating someone that doesn't share a good chunk of my interests. I always have gone for the nerdy boys. If I can't game with him and watch anime what's the point? But I guess there's other ways to spend time together.

>>26094598
You're right though. You have to be around somebody you feel comfortable to just being yourself with.

I told her we cannot marry until she has beaten the elite four. She played through Black 2 challenge mode as her first ever pokemon experience, and loved it.

She's playing blue on the 3ds and plays ORAS with me.

>>26094178
no, my boyfriend does tho

>>26094470
Thanks! I am. Feel like I found my soulmate and stuff. We're always playing things together and its always such a good time! I like vidya as much as him

>>26094598
See, I like anime, video games, table top games, being a fitness freak, but I hate every single girl who likes these things so I avoid them.

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I had a gf once who liked pokemon. I bought her soul silver and a ds lite when we first started dating so we could play together. We played through BW2 together. We got hyped for x and y and scraped together the change to buy 3DSes and the games. I gave her some shinies I caught and she made me some bead sprites. We went to gamestop for all the events. I watched her play through XD and both Pokeparks too. We even made it up to BW in the anime. Shit was comfy as fuck while it lasted.

how do I even get a gf, in the first place?

>>26094645
I feel that mate. I'm breeding a 5iv adamant shiny Ponyta for my girl as a surprise. It's fun.

>>26094220
/vp/ is full with normies you know.

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>>26094629
>Soulmate
It's much harder to come around something like that than it seems. It means a very, very deep connection. I hope you really mean it when you say that, and that you're sure of it. Else you're setting up for delusion.

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>tfw a girl actually liked me in senior year but stopped hanging out with me when she found out I liked chinpokomon

That was tight.

>>26094635
I think it's just a matter of meeting the right person. I've met lots of guys and girls who had similar interests but were just downright annoying. My bf and I share interests but also have personalities that mesh well too.

>>26094691
She was a stupid futile whore.

>>26094691
That relationship never would have lasted even if you didn't play pokemon

>>26094691
I think ur lucky to get rid of her before something worse came up

>>26094691
People who are that judgemental aren't happy people.

>>26094652
It just happens. I wish I could give you some kinda formula but it's fucking random

>>26094747
Totally agree.

>>26094652
When I was single I gave every guy a chance that wasn't looking at me like a sex object. There were surprisingly few. Just treat girls like human beings.

>>26094777
Opposite experience for me. Being myself does not work, but when I'm an emotionally abusive and manipulative asshole is when I get laid.

>>26094788
You're just getting laid, not finding your other half.

>>26094178
I introduced her to Pokémon games recently. She's currently playing Ruby on an emulator.

>>26094652
Girls like to be treated with care. Listen to what she has to say, care for her. Ask about her day, share what you do w her.

>>26094788
Not saying acting like that won't get you laid. Just saying that you won't find anything emotionally fulfilling and you'll be causing emotional damage to others. I ended up with some guys like that before learning how to spot them. Wasn't fun. Then I got called a slut.

>>26094828
>>26094817
Being myself hasn't even remotely worked though, while being emotionally distant, abusive and manipulative works great.
Only option is to do what works if I want any chance at companionship.

>>26094837
There's a fine line between emotionally protecting yourself and emotionally abusing others. Your best bet is to find a happy medium.

>>26094837
Its just a matter of meeting someone who will enjoy being with you just because you're you. In short the right person, not just someone to get laid

>wanting a non-tumblr/SJW (right-leaning would be nice) grill who plays Pokèmon

Literally where. I live in a somewhat rural part of North Carolina, but not many people play Pokèmon out here.

>>26094935
you're not gonna find that

you have to make it. just find a normal girl and turn her right wing. ive made some of the most morally disgusting tumblrinas right wing after a bit of effort.
its not hard, women typically like to be the followers in relationships.

>>26094935
Mold them

>>26094961
Disgusting.

>>26094645
>XD

>>26094967
>>>tumblr

>>26094935
>Me
>Live in NC
>Play pokemon
>Politically moderate
Please do not mold people. There are all kinds of people in this world so just look for the one that fits. They exist.

>>26094967
why?

>>26094178
Rarely.

>>26094681
Thanks for the concern, really. I feel like he's my other half for sure, we've been together for a long time and as time passes I just feel more in love with him. We've had our problems, of course, but it also helped to grow for the best :)

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>>26094178
>Does your girlfriend-
No.

>girls on 4chan
This is b8. Prove it write hi /vp/ on a note and take a picture of that and show your nails.

>>26094981
This. But hey, there is nothing wrong in showing your special someone the things you like. Who knows? They might like it too, without forcing it

Me and my bf play and I'm definitely better than him. He cares about EVs and stuff, but I breed for IVs and use more creative mood sets, etc. I'll breed him pokes from time to time though, gave him a shiny Zorua a while back. I still kinda miss it though. ;-; He asked me to name it Shadow, such pleb taste.

>>26094178
Yup, feels good
We trade, friendly battles, go to the midnight releases, get the opposite versions
Good shit

My boyfriend has only played Diamond (before we started dating, a friend of his had bought Pearl, and bought him Diamond for trading reasons).

So I do a weird, Nuzlocke-ish game on my copy of X, where he decides:
>what starter I use
>which pokemon are in my team
>when to switch out pokemon for new ones

The latter seem to be completely driven by "I find that one cute, use it." If a team member evolves, I have to show him. If he no longer thinks it's cute, it's boxed for eternity (whether or not it's done evolving). When I catch a new pokemon, I show it to him, then the rest of the current team. Someone may be perma-boxed if he deems the new 'mon "cuter".

This playthrough goes on until I get screwed over by his choices. In which case, I wipe the slate clean and we begin again.

Current team:
Fennekin
Bidoof
Zigzagoon
Pikachu
Ivysaur (he finds Ivysaur to still be cute, but I just know that Venusaur will be boxed)
Litleo

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Gf plays Pokemon shuffle, main series games, Pokemon stadium, and collects Pokemon cards with me. Feels good man

None of my friends every like mainstream Pokemon anymore.

Oh sure they all got HS/SS because when they're nostalgic-fags it's okay but when I never stopped playing I've the fag with shit taste.

Oh yeah I made two new friends who got ORAS, and one was a girl, but by the end I completed my dex and had a few shinies, dude friend was just breeding Vulpixes cause he wanted a shiny (gay pleb tier) and the girl hadn't even beaten the Magma/Aqua hideout.

She was fat too so nothing of value was lost. Oh yeah and the dude got into shuffle, and then actually spent money.

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There are plenty of good girls around. Hurry and grab them before they grow up and become rotten.

My gf isnt really into Pokemon,
she likes the merch and shuffle but thats it, she isnt patient enough for most games, and hates losing to me but she wreckes me in mario kart everytime, dont know how.
Sorry for my poor english.

>>26094178
Took me 5 years but I got my boyfriend into pokemon. We battle breed and trade and add cute mons onto our teams for eachother.

He's currently hyped as fuck for Sun and moon and loves watching me shitpost while we wait for news

My girlfriend doesn't like playing videogames besides the Sims, but she watches me play Fallout and pretends to listen when I talk about pokemon.

I explained EVs, IVs, breeding, and competitive to her the other day. She was so confused.

She did during Gen 4 because she liked Gold and Silver, but she hasn't really messed with Pokémon beyond that in a while. Then again, she's more into Harvest Moon types, and Metal Gear.

>>26094178
Yeah, I got her the R/B DS for her birthday and have been getting her hooked on other games too.

>>26094193
Date latinas
Marry latinas
Impregnate latinas

The mixed hispanic engineering community is great

>>26095158
Greatto

>>26095045
My gf posts on /vp/, but fuck you

I am that gf so yes. We're not huge into pokemon tho, just casual shitmons fun

>>26094823
That's cute anon
Hope you can play Sun and Moon together

Yeah the game at the top of the playlist on my wife's 3DS is White 2. We played the entralink together, like we played in underground in D/P/Pt. She doesn't usually care for the remakes because mostly we can't play together, and for similar reasons stopped playing X/Y after the story was done.

She does enjoy the games while they last, but only plays more than the story if there's something we can do together.

I did give her a shiny lugia that she really wanted though

My boyfriend doesn't play pokemon because he was already almost an adult when pokemon first came out so he never really got into it, but he does enjoy the looks of certain pokemon, especially the really brightly coloured ones.

>>26096619
You can battle in the maison together I think

>>26096581
>>26096703
faggot

I wish. She likes the anime tho. Not saying that's better, but I'll take what I can get.

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>>26094178
>tfw no gf
i know one girl who still plays pokemon. and she doesnt into IVs or advanced move sets at all. easy to steamroll.

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>there are normies and whores on /vp/

I played Y n OR with my exbf who played X n AS with me... I didnt enjoy the games cause he was such a dick n get mad everytime I´ve got something that he didnt like rare pokémons, shiny, items, and stuff like that... :(

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>>26097431
>There are autists and permavirgins on the planet

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Dating an owl atm

>>26097386
>>26097431
With that attitude you'll stay a virgin. Nothing is better than neet love anons

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>>26097492

>>26097473
>getting items another player doesnt
thats not how pokemon works.

>>26097481
Why don't you go accidentally make some uggo from tinder pregnant if you're such an alpha, you fucking degenerate?

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>>26097518
I love how you can make that assumption from a baiting shitpost.
What happen buddy? Stacy didn't wanna go to prom with you?

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>my first two gfs didn't give a shit about Pokémon

sigh

>have bf
>he has pokemon and likes pokemon
>but only because of the porn

I'm not sure if I should be happy or calling him out for being a poser

>>26097579
>calling him out for being a poser
How about calling him out for being a fucking furry.

>>26097546
>implying he even asked

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>>26094178
I'm 20 and live with my girlfriend of almost 2 years, I play my 3ds in bed pretty much every single night, she helps my nickname my Pokemon and gets excited for me if I get I shiny or finally hatch a 6 IV mon etc.

She finds most of the Pokemon kind of cute or funny, and doesn't give a shit that I play Pokemon all the time even though she's a total acedemic and has never ever played video games, not even shitty mobile games on her phone. I think I saw her playing words with friends once (a mobile scrabble game).

She knows I've grown up with Pokemon and knows it's special to me and that I need out all the time about it, but she likes it.

I'm very lucky /vp/
>pic related

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>>26097481
>there are shitposters and asshats in this solar system

>>26097579
>not liking the idea of a personal fucktoy pet that can be hid conveniently when someone comes over instead of having it present/hump your guests
pleb

This thread hurts me.

>>26097614
Nerd out*

>>26097546
>implying I ever asked anyone out
girls are absolutely disgusted by me, due to factors that are beyond my control

But that's irrelevant here, won't you go back to trying to get nudes from Patty on ZOGbook you fucking nORMIE? You probably didn't even play any of the games since RB

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>>26097617
>there are
>in the universe

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>>26097628
Oh god you won't stop would you?

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>>26097662
>you are
>ITT

>>26097676
You're probably posting from your phone while in line to enter a shitty nightclub right now

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>>26097679
>you
>(You)

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>>26097628
>girls are absolutely disgusted by me, due to factors that are beyond my control
>factors that are beyond my control

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>>26097701
>(You)
>*You

>>26097690
Right on, Richard :^)

>>26097723
>implying I can change my height

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tfw the only games your bf plays are Hearthstone and Street Fighter.

>>26097733
Some girls like shotas.

>>26097733
girls are absolutely disgusted by your height?
are you a dwarf, or 3 meters tall?

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>>26097733
My boyfriend is like 5'6-5'7 short guys are the best to snuggle with !

>>26097739
Have him play the pokemon TCG for the GBC

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>>26094178

I haven't even met a girl that openly plays it

but judging from the internet there's plenty of them, they really know how to hide that powerlevel

>>26097386
Nope, female. And even I was a gay man, who care nowadays?

>>26094245
for some reason this gif pisses me off

>>26094389
furries also do that dum dum

>>26094401
>>26094454
>>26094598
is /vp/ the most lady filled active board? Well, /co/ probably has a lot of wimmen as well

>>26094935
nigga, someone's political views shouldnt matter. I cant fathom people with differing views being unable to be together. I guess a-meme-ica plays up the importance of those views too much

>>26097766
pls be in lonlon

>>26097806
>im a girl >_< give me attention ._.

>>26097806
a lot of people care, where are you from, the liberal side of the internet?

i work retail. asked a guy the other day 'is there anything else you need?'

he said 'A blonde, tall, was born a woman, is still a woman.'

i dont know this guy at all and he thinks this is an acceptable thing to say in public.

>>26097818
>is /vp/ the most lady filled active board?
no, /cgl/ is

>>26097845
That place is weird.

>>26097679
what a fantastic image

>>26097739
Pokken, duh

>>26097845
Well I mean, obviously /cgl/. Didnt know that counted in "high traffic" boards but I suppose cosplay is pretty popular.

>>26097823
are you stupid?

>>26097863
/cgl/ really hates their hobby. i feel compelled to check it every few days, but i dont post anything. they're so vitriolic.

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>>26097818
>>26097845
>>is /vp/ the most lady filled active board?
/x/ is full of pussies.

>>26097890
Thanks, i found it on something awaful

>>26094178
>4chan
>girlfriend
choose one

>>26094652

literally like catching a pokemon, it's all RNG

you can increase your odds by being more sociable and going out more but ultimately meeting girls interested is up to chance

>>26097831
Yeah, most of the people I know couldn't care less. Hell, one of my uncles was gay during a time when that sort of thing was much more of a taboo and my family was fine with it.

I think it's mostly more that the anti-crowd is more vocal on the internet, whereas the "We don't care what you do as long as it makes you happy" crowd, tends to only speak up in certain scenarios.

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>>26097759
do I even need to say it? My only hope for getting any is to become a millionaire, which is a very unrealistic solution, I'm doomed to be a virgin forever while chad drowns in pussy being 6'2" 165lbs, anyone with the most basic understanding of psychology and evolution will agree that I'm at a disadvantage, while normies and society blame my failures on me for not having enough kawnfidence or whatever

>>26097766
yet the best he could get was you

>>26097516
It does with wild hold items and dexnav... Also with the different versión mega stones pre hall of fame

>>26097916
They're women, they like arguing about poitless shit.

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>>26097943
>Just like catching pokemon
>All comes down to chance

Maybe you shouldn't consider reality with fucking video game mechanics. If you want a girl, you have to fucking try. Be attractive and succesful and not a fucking loser who asks everygirl out until one doesn't reject him

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>>26098006
Try going for the cute look, not the tough look
and don't insult people who are trying to help you. your personality is more an issue than your height.

My boyfriend does not, no. I recently installed Pokédex Pro + and did a few of the quiz rounds with him, it was pretty funny. I reccomend it to those with partners who aren't into Pokémon.

>>26097923
>/x/ is full of pussies

I dont know if you mean pussies the insult or pussies as in females

>>26098006
Your bitternes is sad, but also funny.

Do you think people in real life give a shit about that as much as internet people do? People dont care as much about looks than you think.

In fact, you may just be loveless due to being really bitter and you just think it's the height.

Just loosen up, lighten up and someone will eventually come by

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>>26098047

He's not wrong

Doing those things will certainly give you a better shot at getting one but at the end of the day you don't have any direct control over someone liking you or not.

>>26098076
Pokedex Pro? I forgot that wasnt DSi only

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>>26098056
>try going for the cute look, not the tough look
Fucking seriously? Are you trolling me or something?

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>>26094178
Yes

Although her favorite type is ghost which is pleb tier

>>26094178
She does, but not as much as I do. She's playing AS now. I'm her girlfriend, so we both have a Pokemon - playing gf. Get rekt

No, but my boyfriend does.

>>26098115
its a little known fact that what a girl considers cute isnt 100% pink and flower covered.

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>>26098079
>dude just lighten up and dont think so much brah ;)
>just b ur slf

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>>26097628
>due to factors that are beyond my control

You know who else is totally helpless, victims of circumstance? Children.

You're a child, so nobody wants to fuck you.

Change.

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>>26098115
I already said some girls prefer shotas. appeal to their meternal instict!

>>26098006
>6'2 165

What?

Chad is closer to 280, you fat fucking child. You know less about fitness then you do about personal hygiene.

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>>26097622

The more you want the less you'll have. Trust me on this.

>>26098110
Yeah. I'm not sure how much it costs since I'm both foriegn and run cfw, though.

>>26098144
maybe, but the fact stands that girls like alpha males, not feminine kawaii shit

>>26098164
>people born with deformities, people with diseases and car crash victims are children
nice logic FAGGOT

Me and my friend with benefits play all the time. My ex wouldn't play at all

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>>26098151
funfact: normalfags are assimiliting themselves in sociaty. people who dare to be themselves are geeks, freaks and other outcasts.
Any person that think normalfags are being honest to themselves is blind.

>>26098199
>implying chad needs to be muscular
your typical chad doesn't even lift, he just has 10/10 facial aesthetics and/or money

>>26094416
That says a lot about you too tho. Maybe you're trash as well

>>26098226
is justin bieber alpha?

>3DPD
No thanks man.

My husband sort of plays. I bought him a DS and a bunch of games for his birthday when we were dating, among them HeartGold and Platinum. He knows how much I love Pokemon so he played for me and to see what they were about. He's older than I am and was about 20 in Gen 1 so he missed the whole Pokemania thing.

Then I got Black and bought him White but he never played. And it's been that way since. I always buy both games and let him choose which game he wants to play but he never gets around to it. I wish he liked it more, but he knows enough about it that I can talk to him and he understands and we play other games together... But I am sad he's not super into it.

But he knows my favorites and buys me lots of Pokedolls!

Lemme try something here.
Lets look at a man like we look at pokemon stats:

Charisma
Looks
Social Status (aka non romantic relationships)
Wealth

Some are more important that others, sure. But you compensate with another stat if one is lacking.

So lets say you have (our cap is 10):
C: 8
L: 5
SS: 7
W: 3

So, you're a charismatic, somewhat friendly average looking poorfag. You wanna get that puss? play with your avantages, be charismatic and friendly around women, they'll come to like you.
Now, you've gotten women to like you. Not all of them are interested in your stats, maybe a couple will be right away, but most women need convincing. This is where Confidence comes into play.
Lets think about it as a simple multiplier, mainly because i'm horrible at math. Let's say a x1.5
multiplier. So if you're playing with C=8 and SS=7 you get C(x1.5)=12 and SS(x1.5)=10.5. Now you have 2.5 points to artificially add to your BST.

I'm obviously pulling this shit outta my ass so feel free to rip it appart.

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>>26098151
No that's cool, being mad at the world for your own attitude is fine to

>>26098226
oh, you're just retarded

>>26098277
fuck I wish someone could buy me HeartGold

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Nice thread. And here I thought I wasn't gonna feel miserable until summer.

>>26098277
HAHAHA FAG

>>26094967
Exactly this

>>26098294
I'm not gonna argue with you about the method, just the goal.
if you want some pussy, just go to a hooker.
If you want a GF just look at girls in your close enviorment. friends, workplace, places you usually hang out in, etc. but don't try to get a life partner with deception.

>>26097614
She'll probably grow to resent you when she starts maturing

>>26098350
Nonsense, women mature faster than men anyway. My boyfriend(still sounds weird) is 43 and he doesn't mind me playing videogames. Meanwhile I don't mind him listening to house music all the damn time.

You're allowed to have your own hobbies inside a relationship. Infact it's GOOD to have some things for yourself.

>>26098341
>just go to a hooker
Well, yeah, as a pragmatic I can't really argue with that. I was thinking more of the "dating game" that getting laid.
>GF just look at girls in your close enviorment
Yeah, forgot to add that, but this still applies, I think. I don't really see it as deception, is just an enhancement of your basic assets.

>>26098378
Well I'm mostly speaking for past experiences because my hobbies tended to drive girls out of my life.
I remember playing hg/ss on launch day and my girlfriend at the time hated me for playing it while we watched something together.
There's been at least three occasions when my partner has hated my hobbies that didn't involve them.
You all should be more grateful for what you've got if you've got anything

>>26098378
>demn time
you do mind tough.

My wife doesn't play the games but she has been showing our children the first seasons worth of pokemon on Netflix so I'm happy. I came home from work to see our kids watching charizard vs magmar and it made my day

>>26098382
>an enhancement of your basic assets.
like push-up bras?

>>26094178
Yes, my girlfriend is almost as into video games as I am. She's a little younger than me so she started with crystal, and also skipped a few gens because no handheld past gameboy sp, but now she's playing X and after black 2. We've also played all Zelda games bar pre Super Nintendo and we don't have wind waker (ironically her favorite Zelda game), basically every popular Super Nintendo, 64, ps1-4, GameCube, and Xbox (360 and prior, no xbox one yet) titles. Life's grand when you date another person obsessed with Video games.

>>26098382
>as a pragmatic
I've never heard anybody say this and remain able to take them seriously afterwards

>>26098444
You think push up bras are deception?
Well thats cool I guess.
I personally think tits are tits. Prefer small tho.

>>26098464
Why?

>>26098434
Not really, no. I play games all the damn time too. It works for us just fine. Sure, I don't like housemusic, but I don't have to. We are from 2 different generations and enjoy different things, and it works fine for us.

>>26098252
Not him, but I always hate the people who are like me..... I try to hide power level to the extreme

>>26098256
>of course, he's drowning in weed, pussy and boi pucci

>>26098517
Yes, you can be popular without being macho.

>>26094663
I'm breeding a 5 IV shiny vaporeon for my girl right now, goo luck anon.

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thanks for reminding me how much of a pathetic sack of shit I am

>>26098497
Do you really need to ask?

I got my boyfriend back into pokemon; I let him use my old games starting at Sapphire (he stopped at Crystal), all the way through Black 2; then I got X and he got Y; we went to the midnight release of ORAS for fun.

It's been great, really

Yes. Only reason I'm going Sun is because she called moon

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>>26098277
>>26098626

>HeartGold is my favourite game
>a friend was willing to give me hers but she already gave it to her bf because he stopped at Gen 2
>they broke up and she got it back but she wants to replay it herself
>HGSS is pretty much the hardest game to find cheaply online

>>26098624
Yes, there could be a number of reasons.

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>>26098667
I gotchu senpai

where you from

>>26098667
use roms

>>26098685
And how many did you come up with that apply to you?

>>26098746
None. I figured you had an unpleasant experience with someone that claimed to be one. I admit I didn't put much thought into it.

>>26098716
>$45 dollars
That's what I mean, the games are loved so much they're still so expensive. I could probably find Omega Ruby for cheaper than that.

Either way I wouldnt be able to get it now because I just spent a chunk of my money to buy Final Fantasy Tactics A2. But thanks for the offer senpai.

>>26098730
I could but I can play other region on handheld (I admittedly only have FireRed on my PSP emulator). I cant get an r4 because no online stores use paypal anymore and I'm not in America

>>26098802
I would give it to you for free if I wasn't lending it out right now; sorry friend, I hope you find it cheaper someday

>>26098802
*every other region

I just miss my 3D Johto and Kanto

>>26098784
This reply is a reason

>>26098802
I don't undetstamd, why not dl the rom from the net?

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>>26098538
OH WOW IM SURE PIC RELATED HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

>>26098817
Good.

>>26098842
You do realize he made his money from being popular first right?

>>26098829
I can, but Ive emulated DS in general a lot less since I got my own system. And especially for games like HGSS and Black 2 which are famously annoying to emulate, I just dont bother. Maybe I should give it a go again

>>26098811
friends that borrow games are my biggest enemy it seems. No but really, thanks. I hope so to. Maybe a sale will pop up just like the one that made me get FFTA2 in the first place

>>26098842
You think people fangirl over JB because he's rich? Like, going to his concerts and writing fanfic where they marry him fangirling

>>26098874
No, he made his money from being discovered on youtube and getting forced by the music industry, where the fuck are you getting this from?

>>26098874
He made his money by having a decent voice at a young age and being attractive enough to gain the favor or millions of young girls. That's how he BECAME popular; he didn't start out that way.

He's certainly NOT macho though

>>26098899
i don't know how it is with DS, but with my psp if i got an iso and save it to the psp memory i can play it on my actual psp.
you can't play roms on your actual ds?

>>26098907
you cant force a dead elephent to be a star. his cute face is what makes girls squeel.

>>26098908
so, was favour of girls, without macho and before money. my point.

>>26098899
>you think people fangirl over JB because he's rich?
That and the fact that many other girls want him.

>>26098908
>I don't give a shit, you're just proving my point, the only way a manlet can get laid is being a popular celebrity with a fortune of 200mil.

There's also a popular maymay going around proving that doesn't always work too, I guess a lot of bieber's fangirls would reject him if they found out he's like 5'10"

>>26098974
why does 4chan keep adding >s to my lines?

>>26098915
I'm fairly certain you cant without an R4, which I mentioned.

>>26098949
Yeah I was agreeing with you more or less

>>26098974
Uhhh
I disagree; anyone can get laid. Sure having money makes it easy but so does being a good person and being respectful.

>inb4 omg ur a manlet

No, I have a fiance; while he's not a manlet we have several manlet friends. They mostly all have girlfriends. The only one who doesn't is a stoner aspie who has no sense of hygiene. Don't actually know why we're friends now come to think of it.

>>26099012
>being a good person and being respectful.
so you're telling me to be a beta white knight and put women on a pedestal? NO, fuCK you gay faggot kill yourself, you don't know my pain, you don't know how I act, girls occasionally just say hi to me and then they laugh because I'm a short little manlet and I need to be picked to bits and die

>>26099115
Maybe they laugh at you because you're letting your power level show

Seriously, you need confidence. Hit the gym, bulk up, and stop having such a shit mentality.

Being a nice/respectful person isn't automatically being a white knight, it's just being kind and respectful. You seem to have some internalized hatred of yourself due to your past romantic failures. Get over that. You'll be much happier.

>>26099115
Uh no, we probably laugh at you because you call yourself a manlet and probably act like it. Unless you only go after REALLY tall women, most of us don't care how tall you are but if you're constantly talking yourself down, yeah that's a big turn-off.

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>>26099115
your posts get better and better

>>26099142
>>26099145
All I do is walk past them with a stone-face to sit down and stare at my laptop, I'm not letting my virginity show, I'm letting nothing show, no emotions, nothing, which by the way is costom in my country so don't tell me I'm assberger, I'm not, the only thing wrong with me is my height, everything else is more or less adequate

>REALLY tall women
50% of women are taller than me.

>>26099190
You can certainly come off a certain way, and with a certain attitude, without realising it.

In fact, that's exactly what happened in this thread

>>26099190
Are you Asian

And yeah staring at your laptop stone-faced without emotions kind of screams, "WOMEN SCARE ME MY VIRGINITY IS IN TACT!" And I'm not saying youre an aspie because of that, but because of your "WOMYN R MEAN THEY WONT SEX ME BECAUSE IM SHORT"

I bet it's because you have a small penis. Your personality isn't doing much for you either, so no, it isn't just your height. Youre just as shallow as the women you bitch about.

Also
>costom
It's custom

>>26099190
>stone face
found your problem.

>>26094178
even if I had a gf she wouldnt be able to Im top 50 in OU Ubers and UU consistently over the past 4 years on pokemon online......

>>26099216
>small penis
16cm-17cm depending on which angle I measure it

>Asian
I'm 3/4th white

>And yeah staring at your laptop stone-faced without emotions kind of screams, "WOMEN SCARE ME MY VIRGINITY IS IN TACT!"
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD DO? BE MYSELF?

>>26099237
found the stallfa-

>Pokemon Online

nevermind. carry on.

>>26099190
I'm talking about the 6'4 women that are out there.

And honestly if you walked past me like a robot I'd laugh too.

>>26099190
>50% of women are taller than me.
I'm taller than most men, this isn't so great either tbqh

>>26099246

>claims average dick
>While being short as fuck
lol ok m8
Being any sort of asian, any small amount, means small dick.

And holy shit bro, no, definitely don't be yourself because you seem like a terrible angry person. Try being kinder, more respectful, more confident. Build yourself up, don't go into a conversation thinking, "This bitch is going to shoot my short ass down." Don't. Expect. Anything.

Seriously it's not that hard. You seriously sound like an aspie. You should get yourself evaluated and some counseling.

>>26099115
>BOO HOO IM A MANLET NO ONE LOVES ME
Either shut the fuck up or kill yourself. Being insecure gets you fucking nowhere you beta fuck. Sure, being a manlet gets you less chances but not so much that people will hate you.

I know a guy who's 5'4" or something and he has gotten laid lots of times because he's not an insecure fuck and is confident.

Now kindly stop being a whiny little bitch

>>26099269
>being tall is difficult guise, I haven't had sex in like 1 week lol

>>26099259
Do you suggest I smile like and behave like a literal retard? I don't behave like a robot but having emotional contact with strangers is a big no-no where I live.

>>26099246
>BE MYSELF?
actually yes, don't put on a face.
also don't TRY to be yourself, BE yourself.

>>26099289
Yeah you're an aspie.

And no, just be fucking confident and friendly. You don't have to be gushy and romantic, just a simple, "Hi, I'm anon. I think you're very pretty, would you mind if I bought you a coffee?" Or something simple like that.

Best chance, it works out. Worst chance, nothing happens. Don't let rejection his you so fucking hard, it's literally crippling you and killing your social skills (as evidenced from your posts)

>>26099289
look at the men around you, how many of them go around with a stone face?

>>26097628
Miltank

>>26099283
>lankmaster gets insecure because a racemixed manlet on 4chan has a bigger dick than him
hahahaha
>the way you behave on imageboards is how you behave in real life
You are literally fucking retarded, why not return to twitter or wherever you normies hang out?

>>26099286
>EY BRO, I now a guy who is 4'3" and gets pussy all the time, just b ur self brah! u just finna have dat kawnfidence brah!

>>26099297
refer to >>26098246

>>26099312
that sounds like a great way to ruin your reputation, go to jail for rape and get horribly rejected all at once.

>>26099313
yes, it's the norm where I live(norway)

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>>26099289

kill yourself

You are literally the biggest beta I have ever met on the internet and it has nothing to do with your size.

You have deluded yourself into thinking it's your height, so that everyone else can be the problem rather than yourself.

Several people here are trying to go through the futile process of helping you live a happier, more confident life and you are convinced that all of it is wrong, that absolutely nothing about you needs changing, that every single girl on earth rejects you because of the same superficial reason. You have deflected every single peice of advice given to you. For what reason? Why?

You are completely averse to the idea of acting like a good person, somehow twisting every one of those statements into something negative.

You are so caught up in what others around you think that you will legitimately not smile, due to the fact that people with think you're retarded. Seriously? Despite the fact that what you're doing now isnt working, you are unwilling to try something new, but still think something else should happen.

Seriously, think long and hard about yourself and those around you to legitimately find out where the problem may lie. Go to a friend, family, even therapy. There is definitely something with you. It may not be you 100%, but you are a big part of it
Kill yourself.

>>26099289
No, I suggest you just be yourself. You are not an emotionless rock on the inside.

>>26099334
Yes, look at all these stoic norwegian people... https://www.google.nl/search?q=norwegian&client=firefox-b-ab&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjKirLK-LHMAhXCFJoKHZsRAFUQ_AUIBygB&biw=1280&bih=689#tbm=isch&q=norwegian+people&imgrc=7P6twoHFEBnR4M%3A

>>26094178
i wouldnt be able to play pokemon without my hand

>>26099334
Yeah okay sure, I'm DEFINITELY jealous of your tiny yellow dick

My point is that you have a shit personality towards women and it's deluding you into thinking that it's all THEIR fault. Who gives a fuck if youre short? If you have confidence (YES, CONFIDENCE, IT FUCKING WORKS) then you'll have a good chance.

And seriously? You think you'll have a ruined reputation, jailed and arrested for rape for ASKING A WOMAN OUT? You're fucking pathetic. I'd ask you not to breed but it's obvious that won't be a problem anyway.

You keep playing the victim--everyone sees it and no one likes it. Own up to your shortcomings (no pun intended) and build up your confidence, then as women out. There's much worse things in the world than rejection; you just don't seem to realize that it's not your height that's the problem, but your personality.

Keep blaming other people though, by all means. You'll be a wizard in no time.

>>26099368
this desu

Your personality is shit and from the looks of it you got nothing good left for you. You refuse to change because you keep blaming it on your height when we've already said several times it's not.

People tell you to be yourself, but I highly suggest not to. Your self is a whiny beta faggot with a terrible character and that's why people don't like you, not because you're a manlet.

Kill yourself please, you're embarrassing short people like me who don't give too much of a fuck to care about height.

>>26099368
b urself and kill yourself doesn't count as advice
>>>>>>doing what 4chan says
Haven't you seen the meme where that cuck from /fit/ gets arrested for telling his lesbian bull to go fuck herself?

>>26099402
have you even read any of my posts faggot?

>>26099425
have you considered that maybe people, well, pose when someone is taking a picture? of course you haven't.

>>26099438
>it's deluding you into thinking that it's all THEIR fault
nono, it's entirely their place to not want to breed with a genetically inferior creature.

>>26094341
Me

>>26099462
So you're allowed to smile for pictures but not in general? That is nonsense and you know it.

>>26099462
I feel bad for you.

I really do. Not because you're short but because you hate yourself so much. Get help, you need it.

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>>26099462
>>26099334
>>26099289
>>26099246
>>26099190
>>26099115
>>26098151
>>26097628
>>26097518

>>26099492
You're absolutely right about it being weird, do you know how finns are emotionless and don't dare look each other in the eye? Norway has a less extreme version of that.

https://www.google.no/search?q=american+people&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjzqryx-7HMAhVHkiwKHX_HCEkQ_AUIBygB&biw=1363&bih=601

look at these american people, do they seriously look like that all the time? Of course not,

>>26099515
>posting black twitter simpsons memes

>>26099560
Simpsons guy certainly isn't wrong. Stop avoiding the fact that you're refusing to fix your issues (which have very simple fixes) and own up to it.

>>26099560
>simple fixes
How is manletdom and nonwhiteness simply fixed?

Even if there was something else wrong with me, how would social retardation be simply fixed? If this was true then MGTOW, feminism and /r9k/ wouldn't exist, mental disease isn't something you can just defeat.

>>26099648
meant as reply to

>>26099610

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>>26099560
Has 4chan deluded your mind THIS much?

Contrary to popular belief, no one is out to get you.

>>26099648
The shortness you can't help, nor the ethnicity but if you want to make yourself look more attractive, work out and get /fit/, and learn fashion to fit your body.

In terms of mental health? You. Go. To. Counseling.

You're in fucking NORWAY you have FREE HEALTHCARE. Take. Advantage. Of. It. It won't be a fast fix, but it'll be one that you'll be happy you did for the rest of your life.

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>>26099684
THEN WHY DO CUNTS LAUGH AT ME FOR NO REASON?
REE. etc.

Coming to think of it, why are all these FUCKING GF HAVING NORMIES posting on /vp/?

>>26099722
We're not laughing at you, we're trying to help you and you're rejecting it. Actually, no, you rejecting our help is what's making us laugh at you, so we are, but only because you're a twat.

And to answer your second question, because we're not socially awkward, quarter-chink, self-hating manlets.

>>26094178
i physically cant play pokemon without my gf and her sister.

>hands.jpg

>>26099722
Its not no reason. Its because you're an idiot. We keep telling you this

>>26099696
>counseling
I don't wanna waste my time talking to a bullshit social worker once a month and maybe get placebo antidepressants, counseling is bullshit, nobody but yourself can fight against your own mental issues, I went to counseling once when I was 12, most painfully wasted time of my entire life, all it did was get me labeled with a nonexistant mental disease that made them isolate me from the other kids at school

>just get /fit/ brah
if you're a manlet that's the opposite of attractive, women want alpha males, not tryhard meatball looking manlets

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What the fuck is going on here?

>>26099788
>women want alpha males, not tryhard meatball looking manlets

You do know that there are tons of women in the world with completely different preferences?

>>26099755
When exactly did I say I was asian?

>>26099806
Some beta fuck thinks all his problems are because of his height when in fact it's because he has a shit personality and is completely retarded.

>>26099806
More important, what happened to Jon Tron here?

>>26099810
Don't you know that alpha can mean tons of different things? Alpha males are basically any male with high SOCIAL STANDING, doesn't matter how jacked he is.

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>>26099560
>black twitter
>memes

It's just a normal quote you aspie.

>>26099648
>>26099722
>>26099788


And as usual, you think everyone is talking about your size, it's everyone elses fault, and that you should never change because nothing will work.

I hope this thread gets a collage made out of it at your expense

>>26099788
>I went to counseling once so obviously I know everything about it

You ever think of trying again? Counseling fucking helps and you're pathetic for rejecting it. You don't HAVE to go on medication, you understand that, correct?

You're literally just living and talking to play the victim because you want sympathy and attention, which you obviously don't get in real life. You're so wrapped up in yourself that you refuse to look at any solution to your problems because you enjoy the attention you get--even if it's negative. That's unbelievably sad. You are literally so lonely you have to cry to strangers on the internet about problems you outright REFUSE to even TRY to solve (IE, fucking counseling for your very obvious mental illness) in hopes that they'll validate that your only issue is your height.

Well guess what fucktruck, it's not. Youre personality is. Whether or not you realize it, counseling is your best bet; otherwise you're just going to continue being lonely. I guess that's what you want though, isn't it? Otherwise strangers on the internet wouldn't be talking to you right now.

>>26099817
>>26099246
You never claimed you weren't, you just claimed you were only 3/4 white

>>26099878
>Counseling fucking helps and you're pathetic for rejecting it
Whatever you say doctor shekeljude

If I was attentionwhoring you would be the retard here, since everybody knows only retards give attention whores attention

>>26099909
Ah, the old name-calling argument; great response m8.

Enjoy living a pathetic and lonely life because you're too wrapped up in your own narcissistic view of the world, never even kissing a girl, and ultimately dying alone.

At least we tried to help you

>>26099951
Who are you to tell me off for namecalling, when you yourself think you know how an anonymous 4chan user acts in real life based on his posts

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>>26099909
Your insecurity and bitterness is laughable.

And I say this as a half-chink, self-hating manlet

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I have been trying to get my bf into pokemon for years. Not even hardcore competitive shit, just karenfagging through a game and enjoying yourself.
I think I've finally got him interested at least. I grabbed him a gba emulator for his phone, made him a randomized moemon firered rom, and cheated in a shiny gastly for his starter.

He's been stuck in rock tunnel for months because he's too stubborn to go back for flash, but he has been enjoying himself.

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>>26099984
I think they were referring to this

>>26099995
>>26099995
Yet you are even more pathetic than me still, you even missed out on something which would be very epic that shall not be mentioned

>>26099806

/r9k/ leaking into this thread

>>26100036
Romhacks are a genious way to get someone into something actually.

>>26100089
He isn't more pathetic, don't worry

>>26094178
No.

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>>26100162
I'm 100% Asian actually, half southeast-Asian but it doesn't show since I look either Korean or Chinese

Please don't stop this is making my night. I actually looked up to Norwegian people until you came along.

>>26100162
And to top it off your self racist?

This is also sad but funny

>>26100230
He can't actually be Scandinavian; if he was, he'd be talking about how badly he wishes he WASN'T white.

>>26100235
>being a social libcuck

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Too anxious and nervous to have a girlfriend, it's probably for the best though, I love my personal space way too much.

>>26100309
i know. Im actually happy, love myself and have many friends. Its the worst

>>26100348
Do you think race is just an aesthetic thing?

Whites turned wolves into dogs but failed to turn niggers into men, race matters and in the greatest race of all (whites) the blatant superiority is almost magical

>>26099788
Dude you are sad. You stick yourself in a personal little world where everything wrong with your life is everyone else's fault. Go get some help

>>26100539
No, YOU create this false reality where everyone is equal and can do anything they like given they try hard enough

>>26100562
Alrighty Cloud Strife

>>26097863
/cgl/ is like bizarro world compared to the rest of the boards.

It's weird, because outside of the lolita and occasional shitty cosplay threads, they're actually really friendly.

>>26100562
What the fuck is this? Am I reading some edgy anime character's diary or something?

Also that's not what he's implying you dumb shit. He's saying that you're like this because you confine yourself in this space where you fail to recognise your terrible character.

Literally just kill yourself, you're completely helpless

>>26100679
>your terrible character
I don't bother anyone
I don't even talk to anyone
How am I terrible?

Holy fuck I'm glad this thread is dead. It was good at first but it has since been destroyed.

>>26094990
Late here, but that's great to know. If you're together for a long time then there's no worries. And yes, bad things always happen - I've found that, sometimes, they're necessary. If you both succeeded and overcame difficulties, your bonds are probably really strong. I sincerely hope you both live a wonderful life together. Never lose that smile, we need more people like that on this world.

>>26099289
>being tall is difficult guise, I haven't had sex in like 1 week lol
You have no idea dude. Everyone shorter than me turns into a bitter faggot due to looking like a manlet next to me and people taller than me aren't usually qt neets who play pokemons and whatnot.

>>26099115
Pathetic

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>>26099115
>then there's this fucking guy

>>26100727
What even makes you happy? Maybe figure that out first, worry about the girls later?

Anyone interested in an average looking submissive male with BPD (^: