ITT: List moves you want a pokemon to get in future games. >Mew

>Ampharos
>Tail Glow

>Sceptile
>Electrify
:^)

>Pinsir
>Megahorn

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Dragon Dance

>>26063818
But can't mew learn ALL moves already ?

Even if it's just a special even distribution:
>Snorlax
>Slack Off

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Shell Smash

>Aerodactyl
Head Smash
Brave Bird

>Scyther/Scizor
Guillotine

>>26063818
Mew can learn crabhammer

>>26063891
It'd still be shit.

>Noctowl
>Brave Bird

>>26064019
Mew cannot learn crabhammer.

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>>26064086

>>26064070
>implying owls are birds

>>26064169
>there are shitters that actually believe this

>>26063818
>pidgey
>peck

>>26064609
It's just Richard, anon.

>>26064012
Could be pretty broken tbqh

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Dragon Ascent

>>26064019
>>26064169
Hi, I'm Anon! Anon the Anonymous! You're new to the Pokémon World, aren'tcha? Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do. Ready? Here we go!

See that cat? That is your Mew, the very culmination of your team! Your Mew starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of MV.
What's MV stand for? Why, MOVES, of course! You want some MOVES, don't you? Don't worry, I'll share some with you! Down here, MOVES is shared through... Little white... "crab hammers." Are you ready? Move around! Get as many as you can!

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>>26064744

>>26064744
What a horrible shitposter, baiting such a poor, naive underage.

>>26064652
who?

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>mewtism
>owlfaggotry
>jellyposting
>NEVER EVER
>rotom pressing a button

Just kill /vp/ already.

>Magikarp
>Judgement

Ignoring your shitpost, Dragon Dance to all dragons that don't currently have it.

>>26064744
da hell

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>>26064850
>dragon dance garchomp

>>26064744
Undertale shitposter get out.

>>26064865
>dragon dance
>mega evolves

>>26064841
>all of the above
Nice meme

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>>26064900

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>>26064865
>>26064900

>>26064798
A Expert in the Pokémon Canon and Pokédex and researcher of Pokémon.
twitter.com/richard08388847

>>26063818
>Mega Metagross
>Shift Gear
>Gear Grind

>Zangoose
Thunder Wave

>Dragonite
Heal Bell

>Pidgeot
Boomburst

>Sceptile & Ampharos
Draco Meteor

>Blastoise
Shell Smash

>Luxray
Volt Tackle

I kinda wish the cocoon Bug Pokemon could learn a few moves, but I can understand why they don't.

>>26063818
>>26064086
Mew can learn all moves already.

>>26063977
>>26064019
>>26064169
Correct

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>10 points added to attack in gen 6
>Still doesn't get Waterfall

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Recover

>>26065045
You IDIOT. Mew cannot learn Crabhammer. Why would anyone try to teach it that move?

>>26063818
Theoretically, Mew can learn any move, the problem being that not every move is available for it to learn. There needs to be a Mew Move Tutor in Sun and Moon that can teach Mew any move that exists.
>>26065053
This is the reason I've never used Seismitoad.

>>26065115
Why is irrelevant.

I can explain how a Mew can get Crabhammer (legit) if you'd like.

>Nidoking
Gunk Shot

>>26064687
Not could: would.

>>26065137
Does it involve the rage glitch?

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>>26064744
>Understale
>The meme game
>In MY board
LEAVE

>>26065199
No glitch!
Just:
1) fight (wild or trainer) a Krabby/Kingler/Corphish/Crawdaunt/Clauncher/Clawitzer
2) use transform
tada you can now use crabhammer

>>26065202
Pokémon is a meme game :^)

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>>26063977

>>26065252
No. It is not.
It's a science fantasy role playing game.

>>26065288
MEME
E
M
E

GAME
A
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E

>>26065221
That's not learning Crabhammer that's copying Crabhammer.

>>26065297
Science fantasy role playing game.

>>26065316
Its very existence is a meme.

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>>26065005
>Metagross gets these moves
>now has 100% no reason to ever use its actual signature move

twin needle/techno blast all over again

>>26064012
Yes, but the move deletes itself when it evolves.

>>26063818
>Blastoise
>a weaker version of discharge

>>26065413
>Evo method is changed to "Evolve into Slaamance by having Shelgon level up while knowing Shell Smash"
>Shell Smash is replaced automatically with Fly upon evolution

Metagross is kind of a crab. It should get Crabhammer.

>>26065020
What Zangoose really needs is Agility or Extreme Speed, that thing is supposed to be a mongoose after all.

>>26065391
What do you mean by this?

>>26065385

an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation?

>>26065585

Thunder Wave Zangoose and Heal Bell Dragonite are mainly there because they could learn it in Gen 3 but not in Gen 4+

>>26065620
Meteor Mash was Metagross's signature move when RS released because you couldn't obtain Jirachi or Clefable yet.

>>26065391

With gear grind metagross would never use meteor mash (which at one time was it's signature attack) again.

He's citing similar examples with beedrill learning better bug moves and genesect learning a better coverage move of every type but water

>>26065005
>no Heavy Slam

>>26065527
Barbaracle is a crustacean. It should get Crabhammer.

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>>26064012
OH SHIT

>>26065413
No fuck you that defeats the purpose of giving Shelgon Shell Smash in the first place. It's high time that we got a weapon to surpass Mega Fug.

>>26065485
That's clever. You're clever.


I like this. Someone get John Gamefreak on the phone!

>>26066157
>caring about stuff that would get banned day one for the sake of power wankery
>not enjoying the delicious flaaavor

ptoo. you are what's wrong with the world. you and furries.

>>26066160
>implying GF would be competent enough to code that in

>>26066172
>flaaavor
Salamence still has shell to smash, especially if it Mega Evolves. The same would apply to a hypothetical Shell Smash Pupitar -> Tyranitar, since the latter is still covered in rock-hard armor.

They'd certainly have more """"""""flaaavor""""""" to them than fucking Huntail or Gorebyss.

Also, you type like a retard. Stop that.

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>>26063818

>starting a thread with bait


In an effort to stay on topic

Lilligant: Power gem, Earth power

Metagross: Shift gear (not gear grind)

Sceptile: Anything at this point to give him what he had in gen 3 back..... Earth power and Discharge would be nice

Pidgeot: Focus blast, Blizzard, Inferno

Diancie: Power gem, Play rough

Kingler: Waterfall

Aerodactyl: Head Smash, Brave bird

Snorlax: Slack off

Aggron: Recover

Barbaracle: Waterfall, Close combat, anything but the 80% accuracy shit it has atm really.

Braviary: I can't think of anything that would make sense thematically and activate sheer force but it does need something. Maybe Poison Jab or Flare Blitz

Escavalier: Extreme Speed

>>26063882

He doesn't have horns....

>>26063891

Wouldn't help, they need to give flygon something that differentiates it from Garchomp and Zygarde

>>26064012

lolno

>>26064850

Garchomp would rule the world with an iron fist.

>>26065020

I like this guy, Luxray needs a lot more than just volt tackle though

>>26065174

Or they could just take the extra attack he got in gen 6 and put it in sp atk where it belongs

>>26063818
Delibird. Hydropump.

>>26066390
Alpha Sapphire description.
"Pinsir has a pair of massive horns. Protruding from the surface of these horns are thorns. These thorns are driven deeply into the foe's body when the pincer closes, making it tough for the foe to escape."

>>26066516

Man fuck the pokedex sometimes..... Those are obviously pincers.

I mean I guess but he does not need it

Sceptile

Draco Meteor, Earth power.

>>26066390
How about they make it a special attacking dragon /ground type?

>>26066590

That would be great but it would either require a complete overhaul (unlikely) or a mega evolution (extremely likely).

If mega Flygon ends up being something like mega Pidgeot was I'd be fine with it

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>mfw /vp/ has yet to fall prey once again to one of Timmy's elaborate ruses

>>26066605
Or they simply don't care and are using the thread for the idea in the OP.

>>26066390
>He doesn't have horns....
Semantics.

>>26066537
They're both you twit. When he stands upright and uses them to flip or ram people they're horns, when he goes down and pinces people, they're pincers.

>>26067318

I get it but it still feels like you're reaching (also you sound like a colossal asshole). Pinsir does not need the help in that department.

>>26066390
>>26067146

>>26067429

I'm in that thread too.... >>26066527 is me

The luxray one is probably going too far without some kind of negative aspect to it

>>26063818
I dont understand your logic. Where is the claw?

>>26067474
The negative aspect is that it's on Luxray.

>>26064169
Crabhammer is not a tm. Mew only learns all tms. It cant learn it.

>>26067496
Why would it need one?

>>26064744
Is this referencing GO having XM?

>>26063818
Can someone give me that picture that lists the Pokémon that have their individual memes?
I went to search my /vp/ folder for it but apparently it's not there anymore.

>>26065059
It already gets pain split. Its fine.

>>26065316
Science-fantameme rolememeing game

>>26065485
Im down with that.

>>26066117
It does say shellfish pokemon after all.
Turtles are shellfish, you know.

>>26067474
The OP did say to make a broken ability after all. I actually had something else in mind for Luxray but changed my mind after reading its dex entries.

>>26066390
>pinsir doesnt have horns

Thats some mighty fine bait you got there sonny.

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>>26064744

>>26066605
>didnt read the thread

Looks like youre the chump, chump.

>>26067562

Science fantasy Role playing game.

>>26067596

Alright...lets call them horns. Pinsirs' horns are curved and thus made for grabbing and squeezing/pinching and megahorn involves stabbing things with said horn. I get that you really want it to have megahorn for whatever reason but thematically a fucking stag beetle is not going to be stabbing things with its' "horns"

>>26067593

I tried to envision things that'd be realistic...but I get it.

>>26067525
Crab hammr description mentions slanming your (big, meaty) claw into an opponent.

>>26067615
Meme-fantasy memeplaying meme.

>>26067630
It learns Transform, it can have whatever big, meaty appendages it wants.

>>26067623
They are pointy, thus can stab if you ram them into things pointy end first. Thats how pointy things work.

>>26065045
Theoretically, Mew can learn Crabhammer, but since there are no move tutors that teach it (none that I'm aware of), it can't.

>>26067642
*nudge nudge, wink wink say no more*

>>26067653
It could get it by breeding.

>>26065135

You better start using it for the time that Volcanion is still legal in OU.

Any special attacking Electric type gets Ice Beam.

Clawitzer, Hydro Pump

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>>26067651

They are curved and this designed for grabbing and squeezing. The spines are to reinforce their grip. Nothing about them is made for stabbing.

You are either an extreme autist who just wants pinsir to have megahorn for no fucking reason or trolling me at this point, either way please fuck off.

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Hey look a move mew can't learn!

If Mew was found in South America, does that mean that Pokemon is set in the real world?

>>26064776
>>26064885
>>26065202
>>26067605

>All these people getting triggered over a reference

How fucking beta can you be.

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>>26068785

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTxea0xPhJw

>>26069294
>admitting youre from tumblr

>>26069878
>Calling people out, on their autism
>"Y-you must be from tumblr!"

Fuck off.

>>26069918
back to where you came from nigger

>>26070039
I wasn't the one getting mad over a reference to a game i didn't like.

>>26070064
Exactly. You're clearly new here.

Blaziken
Fly

>>26070106
Someone referenced a game.
Then people started to overreact to it
Then I pointed out that they should get over it
Now, you're trying to pick a fight with me probably because you can't get over me telling you to move on.
but let's stop derailing.

>>26063818
>Anything that needs Focus Blast
>Aura Sphere