Claim your shouldermon, /vp/

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I have a really big shoulder

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>implying a floating mon can't be a shouldermon

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Both shoulders, even.

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I bet all that moss makes for some comfy shoulders.

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EZ

>>26002432
You would be crushed by his weight. Furret is pretty big.

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>>26002456
You shut your mouth. I'll make it work.

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Fuck you, I can squat his weight for basically as many reps as I want to.

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gligar a qt

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I have a shiny Dedenne named Noodles. Noodles and I will be the best like no one ever was.

>>26002444
Also... "If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely." You might want to reconsider that

>>26002436
anon that's mime ;_;

>>26002456
4u

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>>26002436
god damn, outspeed
second pick then

>>26002551
Can you squat 460 kilograms? Because if you can do that, you should be at some powerlifting event, not on /vp/.

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Dear other guy who likes Sandshrew:

We can BOTH have one.

>>26002612
Bet his weight feels like nothing at all.

>>26002586
> implying I'm not just a giant shoulder

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Fucking claimed

>>26002299
You must be a pretty big guy

>>26002319
>implying a floating mon can't be a shitmon
There you go. Fixed that for you.

I'll take Vibrava

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claim'd

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>>26002758
You'll take what now anon?
I don't see a pic. Better hope to it before someone else claims it.

>>26002755
whoa fampai, no need to be so hostile

>>26002790
I was only pretending

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mine.

>>26002529
Nigga thats Honedge's dex entry

Here's Aegislash's:
"Apparently, it can detect innate qualities of leadership. According to legend, whoever it recognizes is destined to become king"

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I'll be taking the Wotter

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Doubles as a hat.

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Cutest Bat Pokemon

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this qt

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Das rite

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>light weight
>feelers could act like backpack straps.

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this guy tbf

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>>26002273

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Plot twist im his sholder bro

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Swirlix beat out Mime Jr and Wynaut for me. Sophie's choice, man.

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Taking cutest starter

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>>26002444
>>26003145
>>26003169
bien
>>26002288
why not just a can of spaghetti-os

>>26002487
Don't forget to prep the Tauros.

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Chatot is my nigga.

For fun, I've decided to highlight all the "shouldermons" here that are non-obviously over 15kg:

>>26002333
Espeon is 27kg. No.

>>26002507
Gligar is 64kg no way are you lifting that on your shoulder.

>>26002584
Zigzagoon: 17.5kg

>>26003267
Durant: 33kg what the hell how is a tiny Pokémon so heavy?

>>26003300
Sylveon: 23.5kg. It's not light.

>>26003325
Beldum: 95.2kg. At least it floats, so you'd be fine unless it fell asleep.


>>26002295
Sableye is 11kg. Which I guess is fine. Unless you Mega-Evolve it, then it's 161kg. No, that's not a typo.
As for me, I dunno... Klefki?

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One more time

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>>26004227
A normal bar is 20 kgs and any beginner can carry that around no deal

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As long as he doesn't have the imposter ability.

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>>26002885
You can't take my bro away from me, anon...

>>26002273
dubs to steal

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>>26005011

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Claiming smoochum

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Croagunk?

>50 pounds

damn

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claiming man-key

>>26002456
>70 pounds
>big
you wanna know how I know you don't lift?

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Just feeding him apples off my shoulder. When he evolves he becomes a backpack bro with his head poking out.

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>>26005343
>every weakling here thinks the pokemon would be bird perching on one shoulder
There's more than one way to carry things.

>>26002299
JUST give it your big cock while we watch.

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Best legendary shouldermon incoming.

>>26002432
it's nearly 6ft dude. Are you going to wear him like a feather boa?

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taking best bug

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I would call him Chip

>>26004194
this is some excellent taste

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>>26002273
even if it takes my life force and/or burns my shoulder

>>26005595
wouldn't it burn your ear or light your hair on fire?

All of my first choices are taken... Is hawlucha small enough to just sit on my shoulder?

>>26002486
>smacking the better mustelidmon

Faggy Johto shit should know its place.

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>>26002273
this dude

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Fucking love this guy

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>>26002487
>>26002439
>>26002299
>>26002551
>>26002612
yall got jokes?

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I'm always the only one to claim my bro. Feels pretty good.

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This cutie

>>26002273
I claim Aggron

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>claimed

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>>26002273