Gardevoir Thread

>>25992427
>lipstick on a pokemon
i hate jynx and its ilk

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>>25992427

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>>25992427
I have this to contribute

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>>25992512
NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONO! MODS! HURRY QUICKLY!

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>>25992512
Time to get banned?

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>>25992512
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>>25992551

>2016
>Still no Pete Time
Now that's sad.

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>>25992512
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>>25992581
Someone please STOP THIS!

>>25992581
That's hot.
Where can I find the rest of it?

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Smug Gardevoir

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I shouldn't have gone to the archive

>>25992610
I know a guy

lmao this thread gon b gud

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Can we get this thread back on track? Mods took care of the tailsposter so there's no reason to dwell on it anymore.

>>25992673
Stop beating around my bush and tell me!

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I come back fro work to find someone has made a decent Gardevoir thread without any of the discord faggot bullshit or Blue Man dick sucking and what happens?

Fucking tailsposter comes and ruins it, everyone responds to his literal shit giving hi attention.

Good job you worthless pieces of shit, because of you Gardevoir will never have the thread she deserves.

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>>25992686
aren't there more of these images?

>>25992699
It's you pomf pls go

>>25992705
>gardevoir will never have the thread she deserves
anon this is what she and her autistic fandom deserves.

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>>25992717
I have this and another one.

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>>25992751
Here's the other one. I'll post more if I find similar images.

>>25992748
Fanbases in general are autistic.

>>25992772
>gardevoir evolved into sewaddle

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>>25992772
Found more

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>>25992831

>>25992772
>tfw you'll never have a cute girl period scare you and then cuddle with you afterwards under a blanket

What's the fucking point of life if you can't find love...what is the fucking point. ;_;

>>25992831
I need moar of this.

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>>25992850
Last one. Artist is Bano Akira.

>>25992842
Who knows...

>>25992857
>I'm gonna put it in.jpg

>>25992842
Not enough autism.
>>25992751
Not enough femdom.
HERE's some autism and femdom.

>You'll never raise her from Ralts.
>Her horns will never glow when you're happy.
>She'll never awkwardly crawl into your sleeping bag on the nights you're training.
>She'll never evolve and start dancing- faster and faster, fueled by your joy and pride for her.
>You'll never train together, bringing out the best in her.
>She'll never look into your future and push you to your full potential as a person, convincing you to go back to school.
>You'll never see her evolve into that beautiful draped amorphous cross between ballerina, floating jellyfish and ball gown.

>You'll never look her in those glowing red eyes and fear that you could ever be in love with a Pokemon.
>She'll never cure your insomnia by lulling you to sleep each night.
>She'll never tenderly kiss your lips just as you fall asleep.
>She'll never give you dreams of a mysterious, faceless, beautiful girl that recurs when you're with her.
>She'll never claim you as a mate before you're aware of it and start scaring off all the girls.
>She'll never start acting more and more affectionate and clingy.
>She'll never make you anxious by going into heat and refusing every male Gardevoir and Gallade in the breeding center.

>She'll never bind your souls together by phasing part of her chest horn as part of your heart while you're sleeping.
>She'll never hypnotize you into having kinky brain-sex with her every night and wipe your memory each morning.
>She'll never one day kiss you full on the lips with tongue and make out with you, scaring you to death.
>She'll never reveal that the girl in your dreams was her all along.
>She'll never cuff you to the bed and ravage you all night long.
>You'll never spend your life off route 102 with your mistress, laying ralts eggs every month.

WHY LIVE?!

>>25992857
I love this artist's work, he gives emotions to Pokemon while still keeping the general aesthetic, far more than I feel the games art and the anime does at times, so props to him.

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>>25992686
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>>25992857
At least this Gardevoir has good taste in male trainers.

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I'm still smol!

>>25993000
Aww, that's cute.

p7 unacceptable. MOAR!

>>25993126
>Jigglypuffs
gets me every time

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>>25992427
In an attempt to make some discussion, what was the reason that made you use a Gardevoir, thread? For me, it was finally having a Psychic type to rival my brother's Alakazam back when we were younger.

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>>25994963
It's design.

>>25994963
In-game wise, Gardevoir was always a good and powerful mon, and you didn't need to have 2 handhelds to evolve it unlike Abra line.

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>>25994963
I happened upon a Ralts in Sapphire when I however the fuck old I was I don't remember, I'm 25 now do the math for me. Its big head reminded me vaguely of Abra, which was my favorite Psychic type in Gen 1 so I caught it on a whim.

Turned into Gardevoir and kicked ass so she's been a staple of my teams ever since. This particular moment I label the first steps of my descent into degeneracy.

I'm about to write an autistic angst story with a needlessly complex plot. The Gardevoir is the bad guy.
A mentally disabled kid is taken in by a Kirlia who foresees him becoming part of the Pokemon league. She gathers the perfect team and spends more time rehabilitating him than he spends training his team. After years of working together, Kirlia, now a Gardevoir, wants to prove to the world that she is capable of anything- including turning a disabled no-name from the dirtiest alleys of Jubilife city into a champion. Her psychotic, Napoleonic vision sees herself taking over Sinnoh and turning her trainer into her puppet-king. She and her team overprepare for the championship with her mad vision in mind. In the final battle for the championship, however, her investment proves to be faulty in a world where having 8 gym badges literally gives him control over her actions when in battle. He misdirects his team and fails them.
In her fury, she and her team almost kill their former trainer, leaving him for dead.
Before he can finish himself off, however, someone else decides to invest her time in him.
Will he ever be able to see himself as anything but a tool to someone else's glory?
Will Gardevoir take revenge on her investment's failure?
Does anyone want to read about a psychotic, vengeful Pokemon ranting like Hitler?
Is anyone willing to help me seal the dozens of plot-holes in this crappy idea?

>>25995180
tl;dr. I blame the anesthetic for this retarded idea.

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>>25995180
See, if you wanted to make this good angst, i.e. angst that doesn't end with your MC wallowing in a pit of despair and the villain both unpunished and unrepentant, you'd have both of them actually learn how to not be awful people.

Your Trainer grows a pair by butting heads with her and trying to show her that there's to this world than power and Napoleonic visions of conquest, especially when you're nothing but a Pokemon under the thumb of another.

Getting through to her is difficult, and he has to prove himself to be not retarded and actually competent, because while winning and conquest aren't the only things that matter in this world, they're also the language she speaks natively.

Your villain is punished (she loses early on, and comes to see that as her punishment for hubris) and becomes repentant (she stops being a tremendous bitch) and you therefore create an environment where your characters have experienced an arc, not simply walked a straight line of a small set of character tropes.

The kid's mentally disabled though, so his capacity to grow and overcome these challenges is hampered to varying degrees because he literally cannot rise above his own condition through willpower. I'd recommend not making him disabled mentally. Perhaps just inept, immature, easily manipulated, but with a strong sense of right and wrong that is only quashed by stronger personalities for so long before it bites back in defiance.

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Bye guys, I'm going to go jerk off to some Gardevoir porn.

>>25995245
The idea was to start in the aftermath of the final battle.
Kirlia spent years psychically rearranging his brain to "cure" his disability, even if the hallucinations and delusions don't truly go away.

Secondary character admires and falls in love with MC after she tries to rehabilitate his brainwashed beta state and give him self confidence as a real person rather than a means to an end.

Crazy gardevoir doesn't like this one bit.

I'm not sure how to make the story end properly, though. I've learned that I have to plan a story or it'll never be finished.

I'm wondering if crazy gardevoir dies trying to do something evil near the end and MC and SC live happily ever after, but that's boring.

>>25995180
One, make the kid a cripple, not a retard.
Two, make it a male Gardevoir or another Pokemon. Female Gardevoir is overdone.
Maybe Beheeyem.

>>25995370
The other idea was that female Gardevoir wanted to claim him as her mate if they took over the region and to make her jealous of Secondary character who falls in love with him.

The other was that he's schizophrenic, not retarded.

I should have elaborated more on what I'm thinking. I'm too loopy right now.

>>25995405
Your story is a mess and all over the place. Sleep on it and go hash it out in the write thread tomorrow.

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>>25994996
Understandable, admittedly it took me awhile to really like it.

>>25995003
The evolution convience was also a neat bonus.

>>25995131
I got my first Ralts in Sapphire too. Gen 6 making Gardevoir a Fairy type has made it even more useful.

>degenarcy

It's never too late to turn back anon. Pokemon are not for fug.

>>25995495
They aren't for sexual to you...
But you are for sexual to them...

>>25995495
You don't understand anon I'm enjoying my degeneracy. Granted, it's basically localized to just Gardevoir, I'm not really partial to any others, humanoids included.

The Fairy-type addition was pretty interesting, I liked it. I was kinda disappointed with the Mega at first, but I guess it grew on me. Seemed like an odd choice to give her a huge poofy ballroom gown, especially since I liked the changes to her chest horn and "ears."

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>>25995524
Oh my.

>>25995526
Yeah, the dress seemed a little odd at first. I personally think the design works better on a shiny Gardevoir, the black makes look it more classy.

>>25992427
Dont you mean Cringe Thread?

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>>25995559
Yeah, I agree. Which is kinda unfortunate because I prefer non-shiny standard form.

Ah well, what're you gonna do?

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>>25995571
You could use both! Granted if you have a shiny. I use a regular Gardevoir for single battles and a shiny M-Gardevoir for doubles.

>>25995623
I wish male gardevoir had war kilts rather than dresses tho.

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>>25995623
I don't have it in me to get a shiny. Maybe one day.

If I get a shiny...
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/24/Spy_mvm_loot_godlike03.wav?t=20131122055754

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>>25995810
Oh, I think he's made all the right decisions. I wouldn't change a thing.

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My Gallade thinks masturbation is beneath him. If he's feeling the need to get off, he just grabs a woman and has her please him.

When my Gardevoir has her shameful urges, she locks herself in her room, turns out the lights, gets completely under the covers, and rubs her naughty bits until she gets release. Although no one can see it, her face is beat red the entire time.

>>25997355
I think you should help your Gardevoir out with that fampai

God fucking damn it, what's with all the Gardevoir obsessed people? When I was in college, I had a roomate. Dude was fat, smelly, and obsessed with Gardevoir. He had Gardevoir T-shirts, Gardevoir posters, a Gardevoir plushie, and I swear to God, he had a Gardevoir Japanese fuck pillow. Every fucking conversation we had, he turned it into Gardervoir conversation. I wanted to punch him so bad, but I couldn't. I got anger issues, and just one fuck up could get me out of college. But I swear to God, sometimes I thought it would be a just price for punching that fat motherfucker in the face. I kept finding Gardevoir pictures EVERYWHERE. Some of them were covered in cum. Every night I heard him jerking off, and no matter how many times I asked - he did it anyway.
Once he said to me: "Hey Anon, we are having Pokémon night this Friday, are you cool with that?" I had an all night videogame LAN party that Friday, so I allowed that, but only if his buddies wouldn't touch any of my stuff. At all.
Long story short - LAN party got cancelled, and I had to go back to my room. My God, what I saw could not be described. Four fat nerds, watching the Pokémon anime, eating Cheetos, and covering everything with orange dust. One of those fatasses wore a fucking Gardevoir suit and another one was smoking. And they were sitting on my bed. That's right, those fuckers were sitting on my goddamn bed, covering it in Cheetos dust, cigarette ash and sweat. They haven't noticed me, because they were too busy watching anime. I was about to scream on top of my lungs and punch them, when Gardevoir appeared on the screen. All four pulled their dicks out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate. I wish I was making that up. Even today this comes back in my nightmares.
I gave my roomate a head concussion, knocked a few teeth out of others, and shattered suit guy's kneecap. Got into serious trouble, but my lawyer pulled my ass out of the fire. I fucking hate Gardevoir.

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>>25992427
Did we ever figure out if Gardy has a butthole?

>>25998061
Pokémon don't shit

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Speaking of Body pillows...

>>25998396
Wait, how does berry master's wife get that fertilizer then?

>>25998396
Darumaka says otherwise

>>25998396
>m-muh w-waifu doesn't p-poop

>>25998419
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>>25998446
Pokémon don't poo, it's a kids game

>>25998396

Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm

>>25998452
>m-muh w-waifu doesn't p-poop

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>>25998452

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>>25997641

>>25998465
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>>25998481
Pokémon don't poo, it's not the games canon

>>25998529
>m-muh w-waifu doesn't p-poop

>>25998550
Is this pedophilia

>>25998571
I don't want a suicidal waifu

>>25998529
>pokedex entries arent game canon

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>>25998579
It's a faithful Pokémon.

>>25998571
>It apparantly does not feel the pull of gravity because it supports itself with psychic power. It will reluctantly give its ass up to its trainer due to having powerful precognitive premonitions of a sex starved forty year old virgin gunning down a highschool full of innocent children in jealous spite.

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>>25998529
It's Canon. Everything in the Pokédex is true.

>>25998592
I don't want a waifu that will impale herself on a blade if I prick my finger

>>25998611
But that's love.

>>25998556
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>>25998607
Pokémon don't poo, this is common sense

>>25998622
That's autism
I don't want an autistic waifu

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>>25998599
It's your Gardevoir.
You do whatever, want with it.

I'm not here to Judge.

I accept all kind of Pokémon trainers.

>>25998626
>m-muh w-waifu doesn't p-poop

>>25998626
Every Pokémon do it.
It's Nothing to be ashame of.

>>25998637
>NO U
truly the intellectual response of our era

>>25998637
I want to skin my Gardevoir and turn him into a coat!

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>>25998633
That's the way, Gardevoir is.
It's a faithful Pokémon, who give It's life for you.

>>25993126
>use Jigglypuffs
what about Munnas?

>>25998660
But what if I want to take my Gardevoir's life?

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>>25998675
Your Gardevoir will let you kill it, if that make you happy.

>>25998703
But what if I want to take my own life?

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>>25998721
It'll stop you.

>>25998771
Then it's disloyal.

Looks like this is a discordfag thread seeing it wasnt flooded.

Makes sense since the guy with the 3D shit is the member who sleeps in the same bed as his alcoholic mother.

>>25998529
>Ignoring Gen IV mulch.
What a moron.

>>25998822
Just remembered I have a Gardevoir model in gmod, I should do some wacky shit with that some time.

>>25998846
kek make a thread and take requests

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>>25998788
It's a psychic (type) Pokémon, so It'll create false illusions of you kill yourself and It crying holding dead body.

>>25998854
It's a psychic pokemon, so it'll have mind-sex with you every night and wipe your memory every morning.

>>25998852
Maybe on the weekend.

Can you keep the porn splurge in your own fucking thread please?

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>>26000117
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>>26000140
No.

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>>25994963
Nice balance between Speed, Special Attack, Movepool and not being a legendary.

>>26000117
i bet this gardevoir has a shit personality, never gets laid, and masturbates in weird ways to relieve the frustration.

>>26000161
>Being this fakely upset.
We all know you have a thread up filled with Gardevoir porn.

Once again the shitposters go out of their way to make us look bad and the based mods clean up their filth.

Gardevoir bros win again.

>>25992427
lol where are her nipplels

>>26000210
mods didnt clean up shit until after the gets happened.

>>26000331
nipplels*

it has nips and lels on it

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>>26000210
Shitposters are good people, they're just misunderstood.

>>26000365
they're on the get

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>>26000375
They really aren't.

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>>26000375
>>26000388
Shit posters just want to ruin everyones fun.
They are babies who can't understand to hide and filter things they don't like.

The Gardevoir fanbase is full of people that just want to mind their own business and talk about something they love.
They are not "cancer" like everyone says, they are just provoked by people who want to constantly put them down and make them look like freaks.

I'm glad at least the moderation understands we are the good guys here and smash any attempts at blacklisting these threads.

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>ruby the first time
>the fuck is that thing
>catch ralts
>oh psychics are usually op as fuck
>turns into kirlia
>okay what the shit is that?
>Turns into gardevoir
>my childhood dick

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>>26000449
>cowtits

Thanks for starting up a meme, idiots.

>>25992476

That's a stupid picture. You're stupid.

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>>26000414
They can like their pokemon however they want, but shitposting to bother other people isn't okay.

>>26000449
>green visible on cleavage
this one wants some attention

>>26000471
>being scared of breasts
Do you not realise you're literally a faggot?

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>>26000449
>Mods hate Gardefags just as much as everyone else.
If they did then they wouldn't hesitate to blacklist these threads, which they haven't for a good couple of years.

In fact they encourage us to continue doing what we are doing by giving us special attention and removing people like that tails comic guy and the porn spammers.

They understand that we are the people who belong on /vp/ the most seeing as we adore and want to discuss an actual pokemon instead of ruining other peoples fun and laughing at them for no reason.

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>>26000494
>>26000499

>>26000425
That's a real nice image of gardevoir you got there mate. Got anymore like that?

Anyone got draw requests? Could get some OC in here.

>>26000505
Wanting to kill heteros definitely doesn't make you the better person gayfag

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to be fair gardevoir without the dress would have a fairly neutral design
in japan both genders wear dresses, and its "hair" is similar to a knight's helmet
but when these faggots slap boobs on it-it takes away the well thought out design for the simple its my waifu xDDDD
i like the normal design more myself, but its hard to not see the girly-er traits slapped on to it
im a hypocrite however
it is my waifuta

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>>26000516
It's about time there was a Gardevoir version of this.

gardevoir yeaaaaah quipaloo haha dc yeah pow pow smash lol pokemon zoom slash booo black hahaha oooh oooooh x man zoop zoop tehe poke poke woow oo game yeah /vp/ woooo memes me, me. ME.

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>>26000517
>Gardevoir threads have been blacklisted before
No they haven't. Do you have any evidence to support that false claim?

Some false flagging threads were deleted in the past but every time there is a legit Gardevoir thread up the mods make sure the fans get to discuss and the thread isn't derailed by shitposters.

>>26000510
I can't be fucked. Literally just google two babies one fox and you can find the whole thing yourself and become "the" tailsposter that everyone blames shit on too

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So...

Where are niplels ?

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>>26000522
>there will never be an option to add armor to your pokemon

>>26000531
You okay there buddy?

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>>26000555
I've been here since these threads started and were moved to once a week only.

Shitposters like you are always dealt with and the thread continues to thrive once mods have had enough of your literal shit.

>>26000449

What kind of trainer would dress his Gardevoir up like that? I doubt it even has much comprehension of what's going on.

>>26000574
>I've been here since these threads started and were moved to once a week only.
>literally like 4 months
Lol check out this oldfag. He's been here since the start, pretty much. Gardevoir threads have always been the light that keeps on shining, as far as he can remember. Waifufags have always come out on top, he assumes. And who here can naysay his authority, as he has been here several months and has yet to notice anything that proves him otherwise, since he's been here.

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>>26000592
>And I've been here since /tr/
And that supports your claim that Gardevoir threads were ever blacklisted how exactly?

Just admit you're full of shit and want to stir up trouble.

You're probably the guy who responds to all the obvious bait just to make us look bad.

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>>26000624
>2013 (at the very least)
>4 months

I knew shitposters were stupid but this is a new low.

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>>26000688
>This isn't trolling, dumbass. This is insight.
Sure, and pigs can fly

>>26000516
Requesting kid who needs cheering up, just out of knee surgery reclining in a lawn chair in the sun, being ambush-cuddled by like a dozen ralts who have just tossed away his cane so he can't escape.

Bonus internets if their gardevoir nanny tries to pick them up with her psychic powers, but the ralts cling to the kid, picking him up with them.

>>26000560
>mega gardevoir could have been a knight
>but faggots thought it was a girl now galade exists

>>26000820

That's illegal.

>>26000820
I still think Gardevoir has a needle-like exo-vagina under the reproductive sac in her dress that pierces a gardevoir/gallade's testacles during mating.

While pleasurable to her natural mates, there are many unwitting male trainers of female gardevoir that don't find out about this until their loyal friend-waifu claims him as her own mate.

By then it's far, far too late.

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>>26001092
>>25992901
>>25997355

>>26001110

Then how is a human male to engage in sexual activity with one?

>>26001137
Brain-sex of course. Much more pleasurable and romantic than any old-fashioned fucking.

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>>26001124
It would be extremely painful.

>>26001124
t. pedo

>>26001181
I never knew Yzma browsed Gardevoir threads.

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>>26001203
For you.

>>26001163
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>>26001242
Here comes the killjoy....

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>>25992427
It'd be nice if a Gardevoir thread could go without the circle jerking, pokephilia, persecution complexes, drama, childishness, and everything else that seems so horribly common whenever I take a peek in these threads.

All people honestly need to do is post neat art, but that seems to be rather difficult.

I still want realistic gardevoir

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>>26001248
Seems more like it's just giving a thread a merciful death by actually posting art.

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>>26001264
But most realistic pokemon tends to look unnecessarily edgy/creepy for the sake of being creepy.

I just wish the art spammed here was NEW. >>26001285
That's the point. It's hard to be a pokephile is it's entire non-human or falls into the uncanny valley.

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>>26001285
Edgy Gardevoir?

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>>26001248
>>26001252
Don't take these threads so seriously.
Chill up. For dramas, there's already the real life.

>>26001252
>>26001296
I'd like to share my entire Gardevoir folder. If only my internet wasn't shitty...

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>>26001252

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>>26001296
>It's hard to be a pokephile
As it should be.

>>26001279
>These threads are for shitposting and circle jerking
Fixed it for you, chief.

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>>26001296
I've grabbed a bunch of stuff off Pixiv, but I'm not sure how much of it is new to the thread. Plus I've been holding off on posting them because I don't want to spam the thread.

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>>26001324
nice thumbnail

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>>26001332

Oh boy, here comes the part where the first discord chats admin floods the thread

What ever happened to the second discord chat?

>>26001264

So you want a girl with no nose or ears?

>>26001390
No, I want an amorphous blob-jellyfish-wedding-dress with the power of emotions and the strongest bond that a trainer can have.

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>>26001391
Not that I don't mind the sfw art, but what do you accomplish by just image-dumping? Sans the shitposting, there can be an occasional bit of decent discussion.

>>25994963
I saw the Ralts that Wally caught and spent forever looking for one. And after raising it well it became a powerhouse and was one of my best Pokemon. I've got about six Gardevoirs and three Gallades in my Alpha Sapphire that's been transferred from various games.
I only saw it as attractive because an ex of mine would say lewd things involving Gardevoir to me.

>>26001417

>autistic dirty talk

Lifegoals 2bh

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>>26001419
What do you gain by flooding this thread, Falconeir?

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>>26001433

Good job, Falconeir.

Meet me back at the sacred gardy grounds for further instructions.

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>>26001531
That looks awful.

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Only acceptable male gardevoir

>>26001433
guess he's not a fan of OC content

>>26001579
>that Machoke

I really dislike it when people fall on the tired "eyelashes" design to indicate female gender.

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>>26001578
This thing's cry is so silly, I can't help but love it.

~~YO LISTEN UP, HERE'S THE STORY~~
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO POSTS ON A BLUE BOARD~~

>>26001628
do it

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>>26001614
Well that was uncalled for.

>>26001628

Here we go and here we go and here we go

>>26001617
is that a nipplel?

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>>26001558
Kek, master race my foot. It is okay though, there is room for even the disillusioned idiots in the Gardevoir new world order.

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>>26001645

>>26001651
THAY R ACSHULLY NIPPEELS!

>>26001365
wait, which discord do you mean? are there two?

>>26001659
yeah the first one is run by the falcon dude that floods these threads

and the second was made after people were butt mad they couldnt get into the first one

>>26001651
It's a button.

At least Magikarp doesn't raid /vp/.

>>26001681
Are you trying to deny the existence of a second discord sever devoted to gardevoir?

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Thank you all for participating in yet another amazing Gardevoir thread.

Until next time, autismos.

Well, this was a little fun. We had such good shitposting this time.

>>26001726
>two weeks
>implying there is enough self control for them to wait that long

Next time, tell us you want to have another Gardevoir thread instead of spamming Gardevoir porn threads on /vp/.

>>26001755
You all know that's not going to happen with the fags here.

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>>26001733
pfffffffffffff ahahaha die

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Same shitposting next week everyone?

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Quick!
A few images were just deleted!

greentext story about ravaging gardevoir when?

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>>26001769
>>26001774
>deleting your own images just to repost them again
Look at me, I'm the last image now.

>>26001777
greentext about getting ravaged by gardevoir when?

we're sorry

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Nice image pal.

>>26001773
>not Mettaton Ex

invite to the discord chat?

>>25994963
>always worried about having a party of 6 early to train during the whole adventure
>Don't want 2 pokemons with type overlapping
>3 stage psychic pokemon that appears before the first gym

>>26001617
Sauce?

>>26001668
Lol, nah bro, would just rip it off of you and shove it down your "super effective master race" pokemon. That way you can start your life off as the insecure girl everyone knew you to be. At least that is what I would do after I took your at best tanky pokemon down. Still as I said before, all are welcome to the new world order. Even those who are at best deluted, at worst insane. We will fix you up over time.

>>26001833
Artist is Mizone.

>there are people ITT that say people aren't out to get the gardevoir fanbase

Just take a look at what happened in here.
If you still deny people want to shit on gardevoir and the fanbase because they are little babies that hate fun and actual discussion then kill yourself.

>>26001902
Fuck off with your little troll face and leave us alone for once in your life

>>26001873
Thank you~

>>26001923
Someone's angry...

>>26001917
see >>25995245

From there people were actually discussing Gardevoir and enjoying themselves then some fun sucking shit poster derailed the thread with everything from porn to false flagging posts

>>26001952
Welcome to the club my good friend.
You'll fit right in with the rest of us :^)

>>26001785
>implying so much here
I'm sorry you're such a faggot that you think it's just one person that hates your shit.

wow, tailsfag really went up and beyond to destroy this thread.

you're parents must be proud of this great accomplishment

>>26001977
I thought he did it because everyone started to flood the board with gardevoir porn threads.

>>26001957
>i called them autistic again xxxxDDDD
Listen here you little shit. Gardevoir threads aren't going anywhere no matter how hard you troll them for le epix lulz.
Might as well rub that ointment on your butthole now because you'll be crying along with the rest of the shit memesters that think they'll ever have any significance.

>>26001883
No mad, pretty sure not being mad meas I am not furrious, and well we all know you are the only one with an inferiority complex, Mr. Going-to-tell-others-to-eat-my-cock-because-I-really-don't-have-a-girlfriend-to-say-that-to.

did i just walk into a /b/ threads?

>>26000526
Sorry, this was pretty rushed because of the image dumping.
http://imgur.com/NSAJpva

>>26002045
These threads have been plagued by reddit tier shit posters for a while and they get blown back into the water every single fucking time.
You're no different than any of them, in fact don't be surprised when you get banned for stirring up shit.

>>26002057
Which discordfag are you?

Ramos, blue man, or that rakko guy?

>>26002064
How would he ever get banned? The mods eat this shit up.

>>26002076
Enjoy your months vacation for admitting to ban evading.
Maybe you can use that time to rethink your life and let others enjoy things you don't like.

>>26002091
>telling a shit poster to kill themselves is eating bait
Let me guess, you also think Gardevoir is furry material and have a Mawile folder on your hard drive.

>>25992427
Gardevoir should be 100% female. I always get triggered when I see a male Gardevoir, so I made up my own headcanon that male Gardevoir are just confused Gallade.

>>26002108
Lets see you say that when the mods realize there are people evading bans for shit posting in here just so they can shit post some more.

Oh wait, you wont be able to, you'll be IP range banned.

I ask again, how would a fag like this be banned?
The mods are just laughing at this shit.

>>26002147
>'shitposters' have these threads by the balls.
No there will be people there to stop them in their tracks as usual.
You should see these guys back peddle on their bullshit when all the real fans call them out.

Then they'll spam the catalog with false flagging threads because they are giant babies.

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Enjoy your ban you giant shit eating faggot
The Gardevoir fanbase always has the last laugh

Also since the spam was removed theres more room for images and discussion

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>>26000526
Oh hey, some stuff got deleted.

>>26002220
So how long until this post ends up on a cringe thread?

>>26002240
Give or take 10 hours-3 days

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So who here likes Medicham?

>>26002276
You're welcome ;^]

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>>26002240
You think I give a shit?
i see faggots like you reposting my fanfics and some of my images in those threads all the time.
No one thinks they are funny, they just think you're sad that you care so much about another persons art.

>>26002286
Apu with leg-tits has always been weird to me, honestly.

Was nice as a mega.

>>26002291
Are you really getting this upset over my question?

>>26002291
I see someone here is anally inflamed.

It's not me. Nice try.

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>>26002308
Being upset would imply that you got to me which you didn't.
I'm just pointing out that any attempts to post gardevoir in cringe threads will get people laughing at you instead.

>>26002342
>Being upset would imply that you got to me which you didn't.
>calls the user a faggot and posts a pic of a smug gardevoir
seems salty to me.

>>26002342
You're mad, the scary part is you don't even know how to hide it.

>>26002342
>get people laughing at you instead.
Uh, no.

>>26002408
Because one of us is a buttmad gardy fan. Hint: 4 posts above yours.

>>26002429
Is he this supposed Blue man?

>>26002286
Gallade pretty much makes it null and void.

>>26002443
could be, that image gets taken down faster than CP

wouldnt surprise me if blue man does have an actual bot army for reporting seeing as hes a computer science major

>>26002465
Wouldn't surprise me either if he was friends with the mods that he calls in.

>>26002465
Wasn't it already proven that Falconer was the one shitting up the threads?

>>26002483
why would falcon report something that has nothing to do with him?

no only here either, i'm looking at the archives and that image is removed or the thread 404's anytime its posted

I'm pissed at you assholes for the shit you pulled earlier.

Fucking keep your fanbase in check.

>>26004073
Impossible

>>26001610
Which is funny, because in humans, males actually have the longer eyelashes.

>>26002455
Wrong.
Gallade can't hit anywhere near as hard as it can.
Gallade doesn't have reliable recovery, which Medicham has.
And Gallade doesn't have nearly as many useful moves.
All it has over cham is a marginally faster mega.

>>26001610
As someone who drew about 4000 pages of comics between 2001 and 2016, I fucking love it how simple it is to indicate gender just by drawing eyelashes on females.

Waiting for moar Gardevoir femdom comics.

>get home from work
>this entire thread

holy fuck it burst into flames after I gave that one guy writing advice

Can someone please explain what happened

>>26004356
Same thing that happens every time.

>thread starts
>starts rocky but chills out
>sails smoothly for a while
>bumpy again
>image dump
>dump finishes, ancillary discussion begins
>tension silently building
>explosion of shitposting
>thread spirals out of control
>hits bump limit
>slowly regains chill

It's very reliable

Those smooth sailing moments are worth it, though.

Well at least none of you can bump your shitty thread anymore

On the way to page 10, lads!

>>26004352
I ran out of fucks to give about the story.
I'm probably doing a simple plot:

Gardevoir (waifu #1) and her team have brainwashed their trainer into being an abused, submissive cuck.

He failed to coordinate them properly in the championship battle. In their outrage, trainer's team beats him within an inch of his life.

Champion Cynthia (waifu #2) finds his body and puts it on herself to rehabilitate him.
They fall in love because writer is a lonely NEET.

Gardevoir finds out about this and seeks revenge. Or something.

>>26004531
I'm going to guess you're an inexperienced writer, so while that plot is simple, it is likely much more manageable.

>>26004531
its shit

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>>25994996
>>25994963
>Why am I here
I wanted to see some kawaii images that fans draw. Makes my day better, you know.