Bizarro /vp/

I'm normal

>>25991395
>I have no sexual attraction to any cartoon monsters, that would be weird.
>also attraction to poke-girls is pretty weird, you do realise they are underage correct? Problematic to say the least.

I'm really glad we're the only site not caving in to the stupid gen 6.5/7 meme!

>>25989292

>>25991395
sun is for edgy fagtards

We need more Gardevoir threads.
And this Blue Man fella, he's a swell heterosexual.

I personally consider all the pokemon generations to be about the same quality, all a product of their hardware and the predominant trends at the time. Certainly all are enjoyable to say the least. However if you disagree that's okay, just don't forget to have fun ;)

Don't you guys just love poketubers?

>>25991454
I agree wholeheartedly. We should trade friend codes, maybe have a casual battle?

>>25991481
Certainly, I hope you don't mind, but I use a lot of legendaries.

>>25991455
This Giancarlo guy is top tier.

>>25991481
Sure thing! Here are my friendcodes:
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>the tentacool meme actually took off

>>25991496
You're my favorite.

Can we please do something about this Ledian and Meganium dominated meta?

>>25991524
Not before they nerf Castform

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>Other childs mock me for playing an adult game

Black and white had the absolute worst hype season

I don't want to fuck everything

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What a wonderfully written pairing this is! I can't wait until the next episode where they confess to each other!

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Everyone in this thread should look after themselves, you wouldnt want to kill yourself on accident.

I liked Ash and Delphox's new fusion evolution.

ORAS is the pinnacle of the franchise! It sure lived up to all my expectations.

Everyone posting in this thread have great opinions, and I cherish their lives with as much fervor as my own!

Live long and prosper, you great anons!

Sun and Moon will never live up to the standards set by XY and ORAS. The games were truly masterpieces and will never be topped.

>>25992123
this statement is true even out of bizarro vp

>>25991395
Corcoro scans actually showed the box legendaries

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FUCK WATER!

Man, Gen 6.6 was weird. What are your hopes for Gen 8.75?

>>25992993
Hey Kyogre.

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Angone up for a Gardevoir thread? We haven't had one in months.

Pokemon sure is fun, right guys?

Is it time for the daily pony thread?

>>25993065
Why, my good lad, it certainly is!

But you musn't get those AWFUL fluffy pony thweads up. Those are gay. Get the genuine ponies.

I'm sure glad there aren't daily arguments on whether it's Gen 6.5 or Gen 7! Nintendo has made it quite clear.

As a 10 year old boy, ready to venture forth on my own adventure, I find I no longer identify with the 30 year-old Ash Ketchum of the Anime.

Showderp champs are the best players on showdown

>>25993079
You know who I hate? Ghost from True Capitalist Radio. The guy's a total unfunny loser. Thank Christ every in /pol/ and /mlp/ hate his guts too.

>>25993079
please don't remind me, I wrote hugbox fluffy fanfics years ago, and only just came to terms with my actions.

Don't post your cocks, guys. Nobody wants to see that.

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Wow! Tamashii is the best poketuber with the best content to date!
also her nudes are top notch

>>25991395
God, I hate Battle Frontier.

I'm so glad they did away with it and gave us based Battle Maison clone. I hope they keep doing that forever.

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>>25993624
>Battle Maison in ORAS
NEVER FUCKING EVER

>>25993607
I daresay her erotic voice acting is top notch as well. I truly didn't expect to feel anything, let alone sexual feelings, from her doing her impression of Lois Griffin

Yes, I have a Lois kink. Got problems?

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>>25993660
I'm a fellow Lois fag

>>25993660
>Yes, I have a Lois kink. Got problems?
redditposting

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Wow, there is so much content for us to have an entire board for. Its great that we can come here and not just talk about the same subjects for a year.

>>25991495
You should take my code for Pokemon Platinum too:

79381 8301194...

>>25993660
>Got problems?

Kinda.
McFuckstain designs are utter shit. I don't get how you can find them attractive without artistic liberties being taken like what Apostle does to make Simpsons designs attractive.

But if you're a /co/mrade, I guess I've come to expect that what you find attractive will often be confusing as all hell. I've learned this after Eve threads years ago.

>>25991496
>backwards apostrophe
I'm not sure if that completes the Bizarro nature of this image, or if that was a mistake.

>>25991489
>>25991451
And in NO WAY are these two the same people at all!

>>25991395
/vp/? You must mean /vd/, digimon

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James Turner makes the worst designs.

>>25991496
Beat me to it

Just Inject It :^)

>>25991708
Ummm anon, you know that they are going to write both of them off the show next gen and both of them have character arcs about them finding love.

There is only one way it can end.

>>25991395

I'm just happy flygon has a good mega. Gamefreak really nailed that one!

>>25991496
Top Kek

>>25992993
Why did they give Groudon such a crappy Primal form, it just dies to almost every special attack and gets completely fucked by Kyogre even if its weather is up. Even Rayquaza wasn't safe, Delta Stream is complete garbage of a weather and it's forced to hold a useless stone instead of a good item like all the other megas.

>>25996052
I know, man. Shit sucks, and they could've been better as vanilla mons. Seriously, Ray's ability is worthless when used even against regular shit like Skitty. It actually EMPOWERS SKITTY.

At least the new badass of the evening, Mega-Steelix, has redeemed the godawful lineage of solid snakes. Hell, isn't Smogon banning it to Ubers now? It's that powerful.

>>25927065

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Slow start is my favorite ability and makes regigigas an amazing sweeper

Gen 6 wasn't the worst gen by far

>>25991455
Poketubers are great! Truly, the upload the most content-heavy videos to the web. Their insight is unmatched.

>>25997107
Aye, aye.

You have no idea how useful Verlisify has been lately. Thanks to him, I actually won seven Battle Spot (RANKED) matches online! If this keeps up, I might even go for regional!

Thanks, you loveable bastard. Your ingenous Goodra Vest set has gotten me to higher ground.

Golly gee, I sure do love Pokémon!

>>25991444

gen 4 has an original pokedex instead of a bunch of derivative garbage

megas are never introduced, charizard still gets 2 evolutions

>>25998111
What are you, 25?

There's not enough luck in competitive at the moment. I'm tired of always seeing the better player win.

I don't want to kill myself.

I love my real girlfriend. Liking 2D girls is weird.

Everyone on this board is lovely and totally not underage, as can be seen with most board discussions.

I don't care about the differences between a ROM hack and an Essentials fan game -- I have fun developing what I want, and the community is really supportive of that!