showderp: nothin personnel edition

> personnel
français ?

Les bains?

>>25933794
newfag ?

OT GOES

New 『lamp』
May he protect the city in ways I could not

me champ or a turtle

SD only bisharp

a turtle

good goy

1-2
Heihachi Jr. (Pangoro) @ Choice Band
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Drain Punch
- Crunch
- Gunk Shot

3-4
icky sticky bate (Crobat) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Toxic
- Venom Drench
- Venoshock
- Roost

5-6
guess again (Sableye-Mega) @ Sablenite
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Hone Claws
- Knock Off
- Recover
- Ice Punch

7-8
STRONK MOUSE (Marill) @ Choice Band
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Waterfall
- Brick Break
- Ice Punch
- Play Rough

0-9
allah's dog (Lucario) @ Leftovers
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
-
-
-
- Final Gambit

dubs
spin it nigga (Wartortle) @ Eviolite
Ability: Rain Dish
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Ice Beam
- Rain Dance
- Rapid Spin
- Toxic

stunfisk

snips

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358483217

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358485732

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358487603

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358490900

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358495293

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358498034

>sweatingman.jpg

new team

Heracross.................................... with guts.

mirror coat only anything

Bibarel with Simple

>>25934242
stunfisk

something with double edge only

something which depends on luck

http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/1044

>>25934248
fishe (Stunfisk) @ Leftovers
Ability: Static
EVs: 252 HP / 96 Def / 136 SpD
Calm Nature
- Discharge
- Toxic
- Stealth Rock
- Earth Power

use this

don't put earthquake on it when it has 66 base atk and 81 sp atk

>>25934252
by this I mean something with metronome or assist or whatever

http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/121

>>25934252
by this I mean something with rock blast like ryperior

File: the+ol%2527+spicy+keychain[1].jpg (242KB, 845x1036px) Image search: [Google]

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>>25934270
How could you give your own champ the spicy keychain Anon?

>>25934283
lel

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358509511
inb4 >snips
>implying snips isn't luck based

>>25934323
snips is all skill baby

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358514718

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358515781

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358516123
not muh genie

new team

stunfisk

Hoge

brightpowder volcarona

Free pick of fire type

Newton's Ducke

your favorite mon with moves selected only from the "usually useless" section

give him the ol' spicy keychain

Nice teem

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358522092

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358525533

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358527878

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358529728

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358532625
wew lads

fuck it impeach

NEW CHAMP

new chimp

claiming for >>25934490

>>25934706
>>25934686
>>25934685
Oh Newderps, so cute

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358535748
>impeaching after two (2) hoge kills

>>25934721
>newderp
>not even neo

look at this actual neoderp

ok haha wew lads

time for a new team

brightpowder latias

if same champ, specs wurmple
if new champ, BANANALORD

broccoli

>>25934816
GIBE (Weavile)
Ability: Pickpocket
Happiness: 256
Adamant Nature
- Thief
- Fling
- Fake Out
- Taunt

REMOVE DOGE

Scarf moxie hera

something dark, like my soul

exploud

rape ape

bullet punch only life orb scizor

choice band ledian

>>25934820
is this celebi

>>25934842
no its shiny rhyperior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

>>25934850
dont listen to him its regular rhyperior

>>25934842
no celebi is an onion you fucking retard omg

>>25934842
it's a fucking broccoli holy shit have you never seen a broccoli?

>>25934842
it's some kind of rhyperior

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358540768

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358543675

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358546695
the day champ killed a blood totem

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358549871

nth vo: You guys actually are just a bunch of dicks, you know that?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358552309

Reminder that Scotteh is a haggis-shagging faglord.

new team lads

Swampert @ Damp Rock
Ability: Damp
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Rain Dance
- Hydro Cannon

http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/1046

specs kakuna

http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/333

or

http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/745

EBIN CADE

Chicken (Combusken) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Swords Dance
- Protect
- Reversal
- Mirror Move

>>25935116
>>25935117
>>25935120
>>25935121
>>25935123
>>25935126

Oh boy

>>25935116
>>25935123

I like where this is going

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358559355
behold my numerals

m-muh hellfrog
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358564357

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358567202

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358569493

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358576751

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358581783

new tim tam

caterpie name "im spicy"

emboar

>>25935577
beedrill

>>25935577
elo helmet eel

Cofagrigus with Infestation Disable Rest and Wisp

boom boom v2

eviolite braixen
wish protect toxic fire spin

88 days in the arctic

>>25935588
Name Pillow Biter

>two off
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358587775

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358594433
behold these numbers

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358596771

what item should i hold during sex?

>>25935945
Muscle Band

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358602760

>>25935945
air balloon

>>25935945
Poké Doll

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358606262

>>25935945
Exp. Share

>>25935945
Hold a flame orb so she gets fucked over when she uses Thief.

>>25935945
Macho Brace

>>25935945
charti berry

>>25935945
Weakness policy

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358611920

lurkfag here, how do I join the room?

>>25936204
Press CTR;+W

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358617696

http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/1041
hello whoever made this set, embargo only stops the use of items. the move that youre looking for is imprison. have a nice day.

>>25936204
dont worry about it it's pretty bad

fuck this nigger, i'm impeaching him

me champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358622003

metronome gengar

Simply Ebin (Gallade-Mega) (M) @ Galladite
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 HP / 156 Def / 100 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bulk Up
- Calm Mind
- Stored Power
- Rest

ice cream

>>25936457
simply ebin swoobat

>>25936457
specs ferrothorn

gogoat

>>25936457
must be nice to be neoderp

give me a new team lades

>>25935945
custap berry if you have sturdy

>>25936493
metronome munchlax

>>25935121

>>25936493
weedle or caterpie
desu

>>25936463

weedle

88 days in the arctic

snips

>>25935945
Aerodactylite

>>25936493

dont mind this fag

keep building, new champ

>>25936493
wurmple

>>25936533
>>25936457
neoderp detected.

ruse keys
Klefki
-Swagger
-Thunder Wave
-Foul Play
-Substitute
Item Attached: Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs and Nature:
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature

posts
>>25933784
to >>25936539
are all neoderp

become ludicolo

>>25936518
give set pls

>>25936539
>neoderp calling others neoderp

threadly reminder that 'neoderp' was a shitty meme some roomfag started spouting it before he disappeared completely early 2015, and only newfags started to adapt this shitty meme as their own

They said champ is locked on showdown. Why didn't champ just reset their router and make a new account in a fresh browser window?

>come home
>showderp is neoderp
haha

>>25936556
Stallrein
EVS : Def / Sp Def

Toxic
Protect
Aqua Ring
Hail

>>25936559
t. minister of statistics of showderp

>>25936559
>>25936553
>>25936539
>>25936533
Okay I'm done guys I don't fucking wanna do this anymore. Sick of all you retards and your awful comments. I did my time. I quit. Scheduling this for match deletion. Bye assholes. You fuckers won't be missed.

>>25936559
>2015

you mean 2014? because that's when that old copy-pasta appeared

>>25936574
shut the fuck up nerd

>>25936581
will use next match
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358626588

Hi, this is the opponent from your last battle...I seriously don't understand what you even gain from watching an idiot playing games badly or from insulting strangers over the internet.
In the end it is you who do not have lives.
In case you were not aware, the people you insult because of your own pathetic insecurities are real, and there is only one word to describe you: scum.

>>25936559
>>25936553
>>25936539
>>25936533

Ever since i joined this match ive been ridiculed and bullied. Ive since relapsed, fell under major depression and started cutting myself again. Ive often tried talking to god but it seems like he wants to ignore me. All i try to do is provide positivity in The match and end up being shot down

alright, let's do the impeaching thing
give mons

>>25936591
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends.but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

>>25936642
metronome gengar

>>25936643
haha, how can autism be used as an insult?
Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests
(and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it.
Every ear I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid £30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them
So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc.
haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.

>>25936642
>>25936658
that's one, give 5 more

>>25936642
Cuckleon

>>25936667
http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/334

>>25936667
weedle or caterpie, you choose ;)

btw friend you have no basis to impeach on, nice try though

two more my men

>>25936667

http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/953

>>25936686
ignore this salty impeached faggot

>>25936642
Ambulance (Latias) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Level: 100
- Heal Pulse
no other moves

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>>25936698
nice meme :)

>>25936663
the copypasta is strong with this one.

http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/680

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358631563
let's go

>>25936663
That IQ of 150 won't matter too much in years, though.

IQ of 100 is an average that changes (rises?) every so while.

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hi

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358634558

>>25936743
hi
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358634774

>dicks-cia too scared for a good ol champ off

lmao, what else would you expect from a neoderp?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358638358
would accepting a chimp off be legitimizing a complete retard?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358638717
until dicks-cia accepts

>>25936873
>MOM I SAID NEODERP AGAIN LOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDD

18+

>>25936895
who are you quoting? :^)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358640735

>>25936928
thanks for splitting the thread faggot

>>25936915
>recycling overused memes

pls have sex

>>25936946
>2000 + 16
>still using meme arrows

lel dude just tell dicks-cia to champ off or go fap off to more anime girls my man

>>25936964
>projecting this hard

on my knees begging you to have sex

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358644237

>>25937003
:)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358644722

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358645710

>>25937046
hey dicks-cia, my weedle killed a latios
what's yours done? :^)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358647165

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358647096

new team

boblak (Shedinja) @ Leftovers
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpA / 0 Spe
- Bide
- Substitute
- Rest
- Harden

Shadynasty (Jynx) @ Leftovers
Ability: Dry Skin
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hyper Voice
- Nasty Plot
- Blizzard
- Heal Bell

snibs

miltank

new team

snips

shitmons.ddns.net/set/633

dyxia (Darmanitan) @ Wise Glasses
Ability: Zen Mode
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Lonely Nature
IVs: 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Belly Drum
- Rage
- Taunt
- Uproar

OW THE EDGE (Doublade) @ Eviolite
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Cut
- Night Slash
- Shadow Claw

weedle

>>25937112
the true champion

>>25937113
>>25937115
>>25937118
>>25937119
>>25937126
>>25937128
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

av limber ditto

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358650886
tfw 2 snibs

who is champ?

>>25937159
me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358652281
swept by a mere bird

>>25937120
specs hoopa

thanks zarle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358653850

>dicks-cia still to scared for a champ off
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358653953

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358655971

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358657491

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358659557

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358659741

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358660875

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358661226

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358661427

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358664513

champ cant count
new champ

me

Druddigon @ Quick Claw
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Shadow Claw
- Dragon Claw
- Crush Claw
- Hone Claws

Feel free to change ability

Dommoge Drage (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 44 HP / 252 Atk / 212 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Focus Energy
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Outrage

Shedinja with only Final Gambit

If it KO's a mon, switch to free pick

Jammy Wheel (Whirlipede) @ Eviolite
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Iron Defense
- Toxic
- Rest
- Infestation

shitmons.ddns.net/set/633

Beedrill

>>25937489
keys

Tyrantrum @ Weakness Policy
Rock Polish
your choice of moves, stats and nature.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358668365

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358671116

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358673020
off by 2

hellfrog

>>25937650
how can anyone be this slow
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358676564

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358678833
at last, dubs acheived

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358681826

>>25937489
Slowbloke (Slowpoke) (F) @ Focus Band
Ability: Oblivious
Level: 30
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 69
EVs: 52 HP / 92 Atk / 76 Def / 92 SpA / 132 SpD / 64 Spe
Quirky Nature
- Slack Off
- Amnesia
- Future Sight
- Calm Mind

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358683564

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358685238

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358687775
>2 off from quads
END ME

>>25938036
How long was that?

give me memes

save me

coaxed into a snafu (Magnezone) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 48 HP / 252 SpA / 208 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 SpD
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Volt Switch
- Thunderbolt
- Flash Cannon

hey whats the buzz (Venomoth) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Substitute
- Quiver Dance
- Disable
- Bug Buzz

Acupressure Metronome Medicham

http://shitmons.ddns.net/set/1049

beekeeper biff

balls

>>25938197
Grumpig

hazard setter

>>25938210
(Smeargle with Attack Order, Defend Order, and two other moves)

>>25938210
I've consulted the peers of the realm and they said it's a rhyperior

is that true

>>25938227
>no heal order

>>25938244
yeah, with bug moves only

>>25938227
I believe that this is the case, but if you just post a set name when it isn't in the OP, you're a fag.

>>25938227
post set next time, also the actual set according to fgts.jp isn't even allowed in ou

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358697927

>>25938268
basically, champ can interpret it however xe feels fit

>>25938286
wew

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358700459

>>25938340
oops, forgot to post

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358705474

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new team

Shiny Gogoat named Nibbly-Quibbly

>>25938539
Gastrodon East

AV sawsbuck

flincinno

>>25936467

dog

free pick

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358710175

come

>>25938625
comfe

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358713005

>>25938702
PRESSED

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358715784

>>25938765
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358719390

>>25938850
best bro

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358722250

>>25938936
shid

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358724823

>>25938936
ogey

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358725248

hi

>>25939022
hi anonymous doubles

>>25939072
hi

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>>25939022
hello

new champ

me

map

me

spinda

spinda

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358731524

okay you bunch of retards, meme me up

The last thing you SR'd or bred on-cartridge

If you've never done that, use anything with Flame Body and Fly.

any grill with brightpowder

>>25939109

"Comfy" Snug Bug (Swadloon) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Leaf Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Sticky Web
- Camouflage
- Synthesis
- Toxic

turtle of own pick

poopa-u

sewaddle

calm mind stantler

pick from:
thunderbolt
energy ball
psychic
shadow ball
extrasensory
hidden power
signal beam
charge beam
uproar (locked into stab)

>>25939261
Wow, so many good options to choose from! Why don't people use this more often?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-358736457

Turt Reynolds
Carracosta @ Life Orb
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 28 Atk / 228 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Shell Smash
- Hydro Pump
- Stone Edge
- Ice Beam

>>25939324
>Champ is a Showdown cuck
Why even play if you can't beat people on WiFi?

>>25939370
>>25939370
>>25939370
GO