Showderp: Forehead edition

first for would have wet dream and prematurely ejaculate at the sight of her

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FOR FREE

new champ

me or a caterpie named Kay

subCM keldeo named Adolf Hitler

Torkoal @ Leftovers
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Rest
- Curse
- Amnesia
- Rapid Spin

shitmons.ddns.net/set/988

anything with acid and haze named Pink Floyd

me or crit astley

donnel azurill

>>25910400
a racist pokemon

a rhyperior

BoomBoom 2.5

>>25910379
>tripfag is obnoxious as fuck

Color me surprised.

womrime

>>25910398
A birthday meme

>>25910379
It's not you, spicy-chan. It's your destiny

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how are you doing today everyone :)

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>>25910379

>spicy meem is locked

what's new?

>>25910419
fr*ck off!

>>25910419
im doing ur mom LOL get rekt kid

>>25910400
>champing while locked
ebin

>champ lost to horsefucker

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357690010

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357692830

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357695262

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357697225

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357699967

>>25910289
I want to land loads of yogurt on her forehead

!ekMDLzuZm2 theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cs8G_mY8jE

>>25910850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg&nohtml5=False

Hitler was an evil man who killed 6 million jews. If the Nazis won, all non-blond haired, blue eyed people would have been sent to the gas chambers. Im so glad the United States beat them!

>>25910868
Don't worry white genocide is a function on entropy.

champ is dead
me champ

exploding ice cream

toxic+venom drench+venoshock crobat or golbat

>>25910853
What if I ask my daddy to put his meaty cock in my mouth?

Okay, seriously, the champ is just gone. New champ step up.

fishe (Basculin) @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Waterfall
- Superpower
- Crunch

>>25910887
rain frog

someone else suggest magicarp plz

buge

Throttle Grotle (Grotle) @ Eviolite
Ability: Shell Armor
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Leech Seed
- Amnesia
- Rest
- Toxic

band suicune

shroom of balance

Sub, acupressure, drain punch mega-cham

hoge

>>25910890
>>25910891
>>25910894
>>25910897
>>25910898
>>25910899
Teame

>>25910887
This is a ruse trip, give ME mons

>>25910945
zoroark

>>25910945
specs weedle

sharpe birbe (Skarmory) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Drill Peck
- Iron Head
- Roost
- Swords Dance

zorua

>>25910945
no its not you fag

>>25910945
splash only shiny magikarp

>>25910945
i give u ur fucking mother !!!!!1

>>25910905
this ting

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357710522
lets go lads

>>25910957
>>25910959
>>25910960
>>25910971
>>25910976
>>25910980
Enjoy your shit team, shit trip.

me

>>25910993
free slot

>>25910993
weedle xD

>>25910993
another free slot

>>25910976

snarl snips

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357711999
by the power of my numerals I hereby remove all other false champs

WE ALREADY HAVE A CHAMP YOU RETARDS

>>25911036
specs weedle

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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/uu-357707181
watch my meme replay if you dont want to watch the champs t bh

>>25911081
hehe I like that bird

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357715765

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357716164

>>25911081
That was intense
Date rape munki is a good meme

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357719324

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357721919

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I POOPING ON MY PANTS!

>>25911353
same
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357722688

as per my dear nurusu's request, new team

cm iron def doom desire jirachi

defensive mega beedrill

SAND MEANIE (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Rock Polish
- Earthquake
- Explosion

Hitmonlee @ Normal Gem
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 6 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Bullet Punch
- Close Combat
- Fake Out
- Knock Off

something with rock climb and body slam

CHOOSE ONE

Medicham (F) @ Medichamite
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Acupressure
- Psycho Cut
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch

Nigalith (Gigalith) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Explosion


Chu~ (Sylveon) (F) @ Big Root
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Hyper Voice
- Draining Kiss
- Substitute
- Calm Mind

leavanny

>>25911424
>>25911431
>>25911432
>>25911435
>>25911437
>>25911439
The team.

>>25911371
No cream.

>>25911435
>bullet punch
why

>>25911455
FAIRIES

>>25911455
cuz fuck you

>>25911463
cc does more than bullet punch to every fairy not named togekiss

>>25911463
not like it hits fairies hard
it just hits them

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357726957
>hitmonlee
>punching
why is this allowed

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357730264

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357733750

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357734647

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357737680

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357739756

new monotype team
dragon

critdra

goomy with only absorb

fuck you champ

a prevo of any pokemon on your team

Use this abomination

DD MEGA LATI

>>25911895
dratini

>>25911895
first stage dragonite

>>25911895
goodra

Mega Scetile

>>25911907
>>25911905
dratini hive mind

>>25911904
>Use this abomination

Evidence of the shitmon I had looming

>>25911901
>>25911902
>>25911903
>>25911904
>>25911905
>>25911909
tem

>>25911905
HAHA lol great minds think alike

maybe were both retards

altaria with peck only

>>25911902
>>25911901
>>25911904
>>25911905
>>25911909
>>25911924
This

>>25911921
But >>25911902 qualifies for >>25911903 because of >>25911909 you DUMB NIGGER

>>25911946
yeah or he could use all three of that line

>>25911946
no it doesnt goodra isnt on the previous team, a prevo that would qualify is gible or gabite

>>25911964
Where does it say previous team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357745407

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357747277

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357752199

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357753937

SPICY WHY

XD WHATA FUCK MAN XDDD
im literally lmao'ing my lmao atm IRL

new team while I try to receive my sides from orbit

Bantorus (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Intimidate
- Substitute
- Swords Dance
- Rock Polish
- Outrage

#AllLivesMatter (Weavile) (M) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Beat Up
- Fake Out
- Ice Shard
- Swords Dance

Band Dragonite

Aneyerlator: cya
Aneyerlator: noobs

use level 56 unown

ferro with ingrain seeds protect gyro

specs weedle

30% = ? (Stunfisk) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Static
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Sludge Bomb
- Earth Power
- Discharge
- Scald

level 80 kakuna

Aneyerlator: ez
Salami Party: yeah, you won against some baby dragons
Aneyerlator: hahaha
Aneyerlator: ei
Salami Party: you are still lucky and bad
Aneyerlator: ask me if i care
Aneyerlator: ahaahhaha
Aneyerlator: noobs
Salami Party: do you care?
Aneyerlator: i want join spectator too
Aneyerlator: no i dont care

remember to /invite Anneyerlator

>>25912341
>>25912343
>>25912344
>>25912346
>>25912347
>>25912349
It kinda seems like folks are mad at you, champ.

brb capping that shit
any meme requests

>>25912366
make sure you get the part where I had goodra all along and where gengar crits

>>25912374
Or the part where you're terrible

>>25912366
the part where champ saved the 5% Goodra to sac the Sliggoo and the part with Healing Wish onto a full health Vivillon

>>25912380
This

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>>25912380
that too xD

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357762042
3 decent mons and 3 shitmons
ive won with worse I suppose

>>25912403
You've won?

>>25912366
>>25912374

Fucking hell that was a funny battle

>>25912446
nice meme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357764528

new team

pangoro

>>25912574
metapod

banded darumaka

cascoon

pinsir, mega

meme bean = donnel seedot

Jumpluff

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>spam a child back to the spanish server
>instantly feel bad about it
>champ given complete shitmons and not getting the hint

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>>25912581
>>25912582
>>25912583
>>25912585
>>25912586
>>25912587

>>25912608
>tumblr

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357769944

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>>25912626
>storing photos on your computer when corporations are willing to do it for you

>>25910289
>Clothes are just a body colored a different hue

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357771576
off to an amazing start

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>>25910379
ayy

>>25912754
I regert nothing, that faggot deserved it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357774944

>>25912804
What if you're the faggot that actually deserves it?

>>25912810
that may be true but at least im not a ponyfucker
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357776282

thrash only Mega gyarados

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357779298
of course now that I added EQ there will never be a chance to use it

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357781032

>>25912950
Like u're dick lmoa

champ went offline, probably fapping to his opponent's pics

give me memes!

eject button recycle only slowbro named ultimate pivot

Mega Altaria with EQ and Fire Blast

overheat talonflame

Kissu (Gorebyss) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Shell Smash
- Draining Kiss
- Surf
- Shadow Ball

if same champ

Shitmonica (Jynx) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Dry Skin
Shiny: Yes
- Trick
- Magic Coat
- Hidden Power [Dragon]
- Captivate

if not, assvest special nidoking

>>25913164
ROULETTE RUMBLE

banded Heracross with guts named Demonbane.

choice band dragalge

snips

hoge

physically defensive mew with metronome

Who found her nudes?
Absolute madman

Is it possible to do more damage in a single strike, without any setup or type advantage, than a slaking with giga impact?

>>25913222
i'm just going to remind you that explosion exists

>>25913222
Mega Medicham's High Jump Kick

>>25913222
hyper beam mega gardevoir

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ok it only took me an hour
enjoy cucks
srry for having a meme except not rlly lOL

slaking explosion with normal gem when

>>25913222
>>25913235
>>25913239
>>25913244

holy shit, all you retards are wrong

its a giga impact from pinsir and/or megamence

or you can do that shuckle thing in triple battle for 9 million damage

>>25913222
Rampardos head smash

>>25913264
pinsir has 155 atk, salamence 140, mega-gardevoir 165 sp.atk

nice try retard

>>25913264
>shuckle
>no setup
please kill yourself immediately

>>25913255
saved

>>25913222
>>25913264
Oh if you don't care about drawbacks, Mega Medicham's Focus Punch (I had said HJK)

COME

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357789713

>>25913255
>>25913255
stop shitposting and check my meme+dubs ty

>>25913264
hyper beam mega gardevoir is stronger than that

is the answer not adamant mega glalie's explosion?

>>25913321
that was a dank bronzong

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357792657

i'm gonna begin throwing out some calcs

>252+ Atk Aerilate Mega Pinsir Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 399-469 (117 - 137.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Pixilate Mega Gardevoir Hyper Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 417-492 (122.2 - 144.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Pure Power Mega Medicham Focus Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Jirachi: 448-528 (131.3 - 154.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Snorlax Self-Destruct vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 477-562 (139.8 - 164.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Slaking Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 471-555 (138.1 - 162.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Lickilicky Explosion vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 502-592 (147.2 - 173.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Refrigerate Mega Glalie Explosion vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 550-648 (161.2 - 190%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>25913400
WE

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357794891

>>25913454
shut up nerd

>>25913454
>enter for the first time today
>people talking back and forth about highest damage
>just say adamant m-glalie explosion
>am right

hah

>>25913454
mega Glalie explosion for all teams

>>25913502
it's not the strongest one I've found
I'm preparing another post

>>25913458
LOST

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357797625

calcs part 2

>252+ Atk Mega Mewtwo X Focus Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 358-423 (104.9 - 124%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Floette-E Light of Ruin vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 366-432 (107.3 - 126.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Victini V-create vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 403-475 (118.1 - 139.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Sheer Force Darmanitan Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 442-522 (129.6 - 153%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Primal Groudon Eruption (150 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew in Harsh Sunshine: 448-528 (131.3 - 154.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Mega Charizard Y Blast Burn vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew in Sun: 469-553 (137.5 - 162.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Diggersby Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 475-559 (139.2 - 163.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Deoxys-A Psycho Boost vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Manaphy: 481-567 (141 - 166.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Primal Kyogre Water Spout (150 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew in Heavy Rain: 517-609 (151.6 - 178.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Adaptability Porygon-Z Hyper Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 554-652 (162.4 - 191.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Kyogre Water Spout (150 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew in Rain: 672-792 (197 - 232.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>25913542
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357800683

>>25913621
>>252+ SpA Choice Specs Adaptability Porygon-Z Hyper Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 554-652 (162.4 - 191.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>252+ SpA Choice Specs Kyogre Water Spout (150 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew in Rain: 672-792 (197 - 232.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Glalie BTFO

>>25913501
hahahaha

>>25913627
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357804598

I need six fresh memes

Jirachi @ Light Clay
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Metronome
- Reflect
- Light Screen
- Wish

donnel beldum
can go mega

Crit Astley (Hitmontop) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Technician
EVs: 8 HP / 252 Atk / 248 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Triple Kick
- Bullet Punch
- Focus Energy
- Bulldoze

giga impac tlillipup

Hitmonlee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 6 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Reversal/high jump kick
- Poison jab
- Stone edge
- Knock off

Flinch Jirachi

free dragone

>>25913810
This is Rhyperior.

>>25913825

with hp dragon and draco plate

>>25913621
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Kyogre Water Spout (150 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew in Rain: 672-792 (197 - 232.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
This is a normal Kyogre, not primal?

>>25913837

kyogre is always in rain my man

>>25913825
you're rhyperior dickprince

>>25913843
>you're
your*

COME

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357809462

>>25913621
So the heaviest single hitter possible in OU is just Bass Cannon?
That's kind of disappointing, I wanted to make a new meme.

>>25913876
SHID

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357811254

here are some more calcs, note the inclusion of an unusual mons

>252+ SpA Choice Specs Typhlosion Eruption (150 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 357-420 (104.6 - 123.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Parental Bond Mega Kangaskhan Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 393-463 (115.2 - 135.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Teravolt Kyurem-B Outrage vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 394-465 (115.5 - 136.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Archeops Sky Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 397-468 (116.4 - 137.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Reckless Mienshao High Jump Kick vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 408-480 (119.6 - 140.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Mega Rayquaza Dragon Ascent vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 412-486 (120.8 - 142.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Rhyperior Rock Wrecker vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 426-502 (124.9 - 147.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Turboblaze Kyurem-W Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 427-504 (125.2 - 147.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Mega Rayquaza Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 447-526 (131 - 154.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Rufflet Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 447-526 (131 - 154.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Dialga Roar of Time vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Manaphy: 448-528 (131.3 - 154.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Manaphy: 466-549 (136.6 - 160.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Rampardos Head Smash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 481-567 (141 - 166.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Pure Power Medicham Focus Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 492-579 (144.2 - 169.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Technician Breloom Bullet Seed (5 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 500-590 (146.6 - 173%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>+1 252+ Atk Choice Band Download Genesect Explosion vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 634-746 (185.9 - 218.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>tfw forced to watch showderp while downloading dark souls because its the only thing that doesn't take up bandwidth

>>25914072
>breloom
damn son

>>25914072
>>+1 252+ Atk Choice Band Download Genesect Explosion vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 634-746 (185.9 - 218.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

sasuga killallnerds.exe

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357817295

>>25914072
>252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Rufflet Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 447-526 (131 - 154.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Rufflet can't learn giga impact.

>>25914114
w e w

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357818490

>>25914148
actually I'm gonna make one more before AG so I acn use this donnel

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357820968

>>25914107
>meme souls

ogey

NEW AG TEAM

UNLIMITED POWER (Kyogre) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Drizzle
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Water Spout
- Origin Pulse
- Thunder
- Ice Beam

Worry Seed Double Team Whimsicunt

perish song arceus/celebi

>>25914107
>dork souls

drifblim or moody smeargle with baton pass

sub+focuspunch shiny mega mawile
good ekiller RKer

gastrodon

a forgotten mega

special cubone

Special defender Cryogonal

killallnerds

>ag
>no fugs
:/

>>25914338
nobody likes fug

>>25914338
nobody gives a
damn

>>25914338
we're tired of fug

also its not even the best pokemon in the meta, arceus is

>>25914309
what's a good type for balkceus

>>25914376
water
poison or fairy too
or normal stallceus since it can hold lefties or lum

>>25914376
steel

>>25914376
bug

>>25914372
>also its not even the best pokemon in the meta, arceus is
Didn't they create the anything goes tier specifically for mega rayquaza?

>>25914376
Norman

>>25914376
probably water right

>>25914376
Ice

>>25914395
Yeah but Arceus and P-Don are better since they don't have the opportunity cost of taking your Mega
Mega Raymond is like A+ or S-

>>25914395
yeah, because mega rayquaza doesn't bend to standard play

im assuming arceus is better because its far more fleshed out as a pokemon, and you can run 6 of them

>>25914415
whats the highest ranked mega in ag

>>25914434
Houndoom, surprisingly.

>>25914442
How?

>>25914462
pretty sure because permanent sun is prominent with groudon

>>25914442
mega fug is S you dumbass, and its not split into S+/- like ubers
the next mega is diancie at A+

I'm gonna try water

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-357827068

>>25914490
the sun ends when primal groudon switches out holy FUCK youre so dumb & gay as well

>>25914490
>pretty sure because permanent sun is prominent with groudon
Primal Groudon, so sun is only there when Groudon is. And it's not like Houndoom counters Groudon or anything.

>>25914493
I'm not the Houndoom guy though, and yeah I just checked, I could've sworn P-Don and Arceus were S+ at some point.
M-Diancie dropped to A though, and MegaGar is A+.

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>>25914462
I dunno man, the stats speak for themselves.

last set of calcs
fare thee well, memers

>252+ Atk Mega Heracross Pin Missile (5 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 290-350 (85 - 102.6%) -- approx. 6.3% chance to OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Mewtwo Psystrike vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 306-360 (89.7 - 105.5%) -- 37.5% chance to OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Jirachi Doom Desire vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 313-370 (91.7 - 108.5%) -- 50% chance to OHKO
>252+ Atk Adaptability Mega Beedrill Pin Missile (5 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 340-400 (99.7 - 117.3%) -- approx. 93.8% chance to OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Rufflet Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 357-421 (104.6 - 123.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Zweilous Outrage vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 363-427 (106.4 - 125.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Darumaka Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 375-442 (109.9 - 129.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Ninetales Overheat vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew in Sun: 382-450 (112 - 131.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Adaptability Dragalge Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Manaphy: 382-450 (112 - 131.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Adaptability Mega Lucario Focus Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 388-458 (113.7 - 134.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Raticate Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mew: 441-519 (129.3 - 152.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ Atk Choice Band Iron Fist Conkeldurr Focus Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Manaphy: 510-601 (149.5 - 176.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Trump Card (0 PP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 619-730 (181.5 - 214%) -- guaranteed OHKO

daily reminder that Mods = Clods

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>>25914621
silly me forgot pic related

>>25914499
>that guy

The amusing thing was that he was being genuine

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-357831957

>>25914731
champ lost to this

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-357834161

>>25914833
champ you're kind of a scrub

>>25914833
the invisible focus band

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>>25914833
>>25914840
>1

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-357838550

>>25915061
easiest bully

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-357840995

252+ Atk Huge Power Mega Mawile Sucker Punch vs. -1 0 HP / 4 Def Mega Rayquaza: 246-290 (70 - 82.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>25915136
nice

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-357842888

>>25915141
absolute low roll

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>>25915141
>that was the lowest roll possible

THANKS RNG

THANKS SHOWDERP AND HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, keep memeing for many more years :3

NEW CHOMP

I will attempt.

AV Wigglytuff named <3

#SHREKT (Machamp) @ Lum Berry
Ability: No Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 240 HP / 248 Atk / 16 SpD / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dynamic Punch
- Knock Off
- Bullet Punch
- Ice Punch

me in AG or this
Electric Fence (Zapdos) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Substitute
- Protect
- Roost
- Thunder Shock / Peck / Discharge

Special attacker Excadrill

Lucky Ducky (Cresselia) (F) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 124 Def / 84 SpD / 52 Spe
EVs: 248 HP / 124 Def / 136 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psychic / Moonblast / Thunder Wave
- Psycho Shift
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

Both EVs spreads are to outspeed base 70, invested and uninvested, you may change the speed EVs to just outspeed Tyranitar and Scizor only if you prefer, base 70 are Bisharp and Metagross before going mega basically.


It's a shit set in Gen 6 singles anyway :^)

non mega aggron

donnel lillipup

fucken chill, nigga (Darmanitan) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Zen Mode
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 200 HP / 56 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flame Charge
- Belly Drum
- Rest
- Earthquake

>>25915347
STEVE BURNS

>>25915352
>>25915353
>>25915354
>>25915355
>>25915357
>>25915358
THE STRUGGLE

>>25915354
0 atk ivs btw bby ;)
just thought i'd let you know sine this meme looks a bit overly rhype

fertilizer (gourgeist-XL) @ Leftovers
Ability: Frisk
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 100 Atk / 156 SpDef
Careful Nature
- Leech Seed
- Protect
- Phantom Force
- Trick-or-Treat

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357851350

>>25915483
Moderated chat was set to +!
Only users of rank + and higher can talk.Moderated chat was set to +!
Moderated chat was set to +!
Only users of rank + and higher can talk.Moderated chat was set to +!
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FUCK YOU SIGMA I BLAME YOU

champ about to get 6-0'd by this faggot

>"loosers xD"

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357856314

>>25915483
>does not exist
champ next time you can /hiddenroom off

whats the commands for if i ever decide to be a faggot one day?

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>>25915661
we all homos here ;-)

>>25915661
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Okay, new memes.

Boomloom (Breloom) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 12 HP / 252 Atk / 244 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Spore
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Facade

Or

Uploom (Breloom) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Spore
- Substitute
- Power-Up Punch
- Facade/Seed Bomb/Stone Edge/filler

cradlil, storm drain

cubone

Houndoom

SD creates Magmar

Anything

clawitzer

>>25916250
*Cradily XD

>>25916260
68 speed evs

>>25916260
no

>>25916260
Flame Charge

>>25916260
sand attack

Mexichamp (starmie) @ choice scarf
Modest Nature
EV: 252 Spa, 180 SpD, 76 Spe
-Hydro pump
-ice beam
-psychic
-power gem

>>25916260
mach punch

>>25916260
Belly Drum

>>25916260
focus sash

I posted a gourgeist set earlier, use that shit

>>25916409
no lol

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357875232

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357877723

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357880918

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357883504

flareon when

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357885861

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357889029

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357892399

One more batch of memes.

A Smeargle with at least 3 dances called Lord of the Dance

or me desu

Citizen Snips

togekiss with the item metronome

Sleepy Sally (Umbreon) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Heal Bell
- Foul Play

hoge

nidoking

lucky punch chansey

Pete de la Cuba

>>25917394
>heal bell

why not curse or a different boosting move?

Lapras @ Wide Lens
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 4SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Freeze-Dry
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Shard
- Sheer Cold

and put something with gravity on the team. Fake the smogon set until sheer cold spam post-gravity.

>>25917429
because this is a retarded meme set

>>25917439
no
its a fun meme set plus you can wake yourself up with heal bell rest talk

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>>25917429
swagger desu

this captcha...

>>25917470
final boss

>>25917464
it's a retarded meme set because rest sleep talk heal bell is infinitely worse than wish protect heal bell

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357895967

>>25917489
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357895967
less retarded than a smeargle with three dancing moves

Vikhram the slayer: lol u suck

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357898387

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357901472

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-357906105

>Cr0bat: wait am I actually playing shofu rn?

Well, I think that's a good note to end on.
New champ.

Look at me. Look at me. I'm the champ now.

idk man mchamp

>>25918139
use ubers slayer

>>25918141
Cuban Pete

druddigon

Megacham

scyther eviolite special only

stunfisk with discharge, static and scald. fully specially defensive

mega ampharos