Pokemon Dreams Thread

Has nobody ever had a pokemon related dream?

>>25882828
I'll post mine from last night if anyone else posts...

How many dimensions did she have?

>>25882864
3. The ass was fat.

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This is going to sound stupid but I actually had this dream
I woke up in my bed next to a male lopunny whose balls I got up and sniffed, next thing I knew I was sitting across the breakfast table from a pikachu whom I just got up and grabbed, plopped onto the table and sucked on his foot until I ran a thunder stone through his crotch then sucked on raichu's other foot. Then I woke up with a huge boner.

I'm really gay for smallish pokémon cock and I feel really weird

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>>25882828
I've had tons. Then again, all of my dreams are weird as fuck and never make sense due to combining multiple different series and genres.

I remember one dream that involved Dr. Wily running a doughnut shop. He was dressed in a battle bikini and wielded a trident that controlled lightning.

>>25882828
I once had a weird dream where I was happily doing work in my house.
Suddenly, I hear small cries in my backyard. Not knowing what it could be, I quickly go outside and I find my dog with a litter of tiny little vulpixes.
My dog had baby vulpix instead of regular puppies, for whatever reason.

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>>25881872
Here one I had

>be trainer
>walking down route 8 in Kalos
>going to Ambrette Town
>excited because fuck yeah pokrmon dream
>Suddenly sky go dark
>no long in pokemon world
>At the street in front of the apartments I use to live in as a child
>shadowy figure walks up
>stabs me in the chest

>wake up
>in bed with earphones on
>music playing
>check song
>American Dream Denial by System of a Down
>mfw I wad denied my pokemon dream

>>25881872
I've been playing Pokemon Black recently for the first time and it really made me think that how she don't get raped wearing things like that?

Just had a dream about a scenario like this myself the other day... you can guess who I was.

Why aren't there any "Rapist" class Pokemon Trainers to fight? If you lose you get a H-scene and then it's game over!

>>25883188
>raped because of what she was wearing
>victim blaming

Shitlord

>>25883209
I don't see how that's victim blaming. It's actually normal for the police to tell that to women where I live (Sweden) to prevent misunderstandings with people from other cultures.

Makes me wonder where my dad was in the game at the start to prevent me from going on a journey. Bianca's dad said the right things to his daughter yet he still couldn't stop her.

>>25883188
Nice b8 m8.

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>im Hilbert
>im ten preparing to start my pokemon journey
>im ten
>ten

I don't even want to read the rest.

>be last night
>be dreaming
>watching tv report
>portal to distortion world found at the bottom of a cave
>researchers sent in
>they find a registeel floating in the void
>pissed off giratina comes out of nowhere and attacks them
later...
>watching tv again
>a registeel is going crazy in a city, military sent in to diffuse situation
>it flips a tank with a gyro ball
later...
>be walking across a suspension bridge with dawn
>no cars, but huge amount of people looking up in panic
>giant giratina in the sky, wings spread, lots of ash falling as well
>blacked out city a few miles away, across a section of ocean

Registeel was pretty cool desu

>>25883269
It's not really bait, it's what I'm pretty sure most of us think, especially after seeing the Gen IV+ female protagonists.

>>25883237
>Sweden
cuck detected

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>>25883237
>spoiler
I know its you Australia. You shitter.

>>25883373
Why Australia?

>>25883373
it's obviously a fucking leaf

>>25883286
I think he means that in the dream he becomes ten. You know the same age as the protag.

>>25883373
>>25883386
I really don't get this banter.

NSFW dreams with Pokémon its becoming?

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>>25883401
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>>25883395
The protags have never been 10. Red was 11, Hilbert is fucking 15.
>>25883401
>>25883384
Literally kill yourself, newfag.

What's wrong with you OP?
Dream Hilder clearly wanted the D.

>>25883019
what the actual fuck.

I had a dream about a pokemon game where you can see the pokemon on the map instead of random battles. There was a secret legendary pokemon called Crackakoa that looked like a tiny dog covered in fans. I remember hurling like, 50 ultra balls at it before I caught it.

>>25883019
What in the hypothetical fuck.

>>25883625
>Hilbert is fucking 15.
So it's legal for him to sex most of the girls he meets according to Japan laws (as well as most European laws).

Naice.

>>25884086
Isn't he around 19 after BW2?

>>25884105
Damn, he should be starting a family already then!

>>25881872
I had a dream where I was a professor and was keeping track of three new trainers just starting out their journey. They would call me on that computer video phone thing and I could watch their progress through this other computer that simulated it and made it look like gen 5 (Like I could watch them walk around in the grass and watch their battles and stuff). My lab was really small and dark but super comfy. About all I really remember vividly other than watching the screens is sipping tea and talking to this one young trainer girl who had a Torchic, Gloom, and Aron. She basically called to ask my where the next town was, like I'm the god damn town map.

The other night
> Be me, surfing around
> Fish a couple times, just some catch and release
> Notice one of the Hoopa Rings
> "Oh, what's in this one?"
> Shiny Lugia
> "HOLY SHIT!"
> Catch it after a quick fight
> Wake up
> Realize it was a dream and I have Omega Ruby
> Fuck my life

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>>25881872
>Not molesting you dream Hilbert self

>>25883237
>Sweden
>>>/pol/