Use pokemon moves to describe something that happened to you

Once I was out with my friends, I was like 11 years old.

We decided to remove some mud from a hole since we wanted to fix it so we could play football. One of the friends started taking out the mud with a shovel (it was really nasty)... While he was swinging the shovel it slipped out of his hands and I got that shit all over my face, deep inside my right eye and mouth and what not.

Since then I know why Mud Slap lowers accuracy. That is like 13 years ago.

I also took a Flamethrower recently. We were at a bar with some friends getting high and shit, and it was so cold we turned on some sort of heater that looked like a Bazooka launcher. I was drunk and high and standing right in front of it, I never realized anything till my pants caught on fire.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/