How would you get out of a situation like this?

>>25870515
Why would I?

You give in.

I'd pull out my handy dandy scimitar and slice that bitch up

>>25870515
Pokeball,
duh

>>25870515
Is it my Gardevoir? Bring it back to my pokeball.

Wild Gardevoir? Either give up, because I can't out run a psychic, or get so angry it leaves because I'm not giving off positive vibes.

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>>25870515
Knee it in the groin

>>25870577
suppose a male gardevoir wants to give (you) the D, do you let him?

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>>25870728

>>25870515
How odd...this has to be the first time in years I've seen it the other way around.

>>25870728
reversal, pound that ass

>>25870728
Rip it's dick off and stuff it in it's mouth.

>>25870515
>Pull out pokeball
>Click small button in the middle
>Red ray of light appears, sucking the pokemon in
>Keep pokeball in safe for the rest of eternity

If it's wild:
>Pull out pokeball
>Send out steel type
>Beat the shit out of waifu mon
>Profit.

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>>25870515

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Why is everyone so concerned if it's it's wild?

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>>25870544
t. Daesh

>>25870783
because the one in the OP image belongs to brendan, he lets her dominate him when he could just box her.

>>25870783
Well first you don't just find wild Gardevoirs so that's a bit troubling.

>>25870793
Maybe he likes to be dominated

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>>25870515
>implying i'd have a basic bitch vanilla gardevoir and not a shiny

Anyway, I'd probably punish it by putting it in the daycare with a Muk, 'cause I prefer to fug Dragon types.

Ehh, I'd probably give my Pokemon a quick lil smooch every now and again. Mainly when going to sleep, just a peck on the cheek.


But for this situation, might have to put her in a pokeball, and have a talk with her about this stuff

>>25870724
>Double fighting resistance.
I would let her kiss me but first she must knee me in the groin.

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>>25870820
>liking shinies more than normal mons
End yourself

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>>25870862
>implying i said that
Spongebob pls, some Shinies just look better.
It definitely applies to Gardevoir.

>>25870893
shiny gardevoir would be perfect if it's horn an eye color stayed red instead of orange.

>>25870728
gladly

dat feminine penis

>>25870893
No, they don't.
Have you seen an albino nigger?
It doesn't looks any better.

>>25870916
so anon kun, do you like your white women really pale, or dark with tanlines. one of these is a shiny white woman, and obviously superior.

some shinies look better =/= all shinies.

>>25870928
Really pale women is clearly superior, what are you talking about?

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>>25870916

>>25870893
>one meme man

End yourself.

>>25871041
do you think saitama could beat a horde of hitmonchan's in a fistfight?

>>25870943
*is

And I don't like fat people who don't go outside. Or gingers.

>>25871064
Who would win, one million Pyroars or the sun?

>>25871083
how much water do you think a rain dance produces? could one million rain dances cool the sun?

they learn no other water moves
can only dig or bulldoze
and arent immune to fire.
overall i think the sun has them outclassed

>>25870950
and i thought white people looked horrifying, Jesus Christ

>>25870515
repel

>>25870515
turn 360 and walk away

>>25870515
*unzips dick*

>>25870515
JUST DO IT

>>25870515
Submit

>>25871259
>>25871316
>>25871329

nice samefagging OP. Mad nobody gave you the comments you were looking for?

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>>25870515
I'D KNEE HER IN THE STOMACH

SHE'LL THROW UP AND IT'LL BE HILARIOUS

I'D HAVE TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT STANDING IN FRONT OF HER, THOUGH

>her

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>>25871352
Oh?

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>>25870515
Lick her on the face. Gardevoir is weak to ghost type attacks so I could probably use that to break away from her and run.

>>25871352
ur dum

>>25870544
>*dips taqiyah*

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>>25870515
Also if there's any drawfags in the thread could they make this happen please?

>>25870515
Activate her mega stone and use x speed on her.

Oh no with my mean look on I can't escape "wink"

>>25870515
Let her ride my dick with great enthusiasm.

>>25870771
>wild gardevoirs
Also if it was that situation you wouldn't be able to grab your pokeballs because gardevoir is holding one arm and the other is preventing it from advancing.

You pull the arm she's holding and you bring it closer.
You move the other one and it's rape city for you.

>>25870515
bite down on the cyanide pill

>>25871814
>that last panel
Kinky

>>25871814
>someone fixed the colors
Neat

>>25871849
theres a version where she's shiny all the way through as well.

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>>25871814
>25871814

>>25870515
I'll Fucking beat you OP

>>25870515
Better question, how do I get into a situation like this?

>>25870515
1. Lower Head
2. Use Headbutt.
3. While Aggressor Is Recoiling, Grab Around Waist.
4. German Suplex

>you will never know the feeling of being with someone with so much lust that they'll molest you on the clock

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>>25870515
I wouldn't. Why fight it. truth be told this wouldn't be happening in the first place because I don't find this relationship unwelcome. But mom a degenerate what do I know.

>>25871913
>mom a degenerate

I swear to god, auto correct fucking loves Freud or something

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>>25870515
>trying to fight off a psychic type
What's stopping it form just fucking with my head?

>>25870515
Pokeball.

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>>25871939
That is why you must befriend a dark type pokemon.

test

>>25870515
Knee to the groin
Their physical defense is abysmal

>>25871958
i trust this tyranitar

>>25870771
>get suddenly attacked and raped by a wild gardevoir in random tall grass

>>25872096
Yeah but they resist fighting moves so it won't take them out.

>>25870728
Feminine penis is not gay, no problem.

>>25871958
>sending out dark types against a fairy.

>>25872232
That's a normal type anon.

>>25870728
Doesn't exist, Gardevoir is female only

>>25872232
Mega Kick is Normal type.

>>25870544
"Heh"
*teleports behind you*
"You will now see my true power !"
*uses super katana technique to slice you in half*
"nothin personnel, kid"

>>25872287
I'm pretty sure your bait has no power here.

>>25872277
>Sending fairies against bisharp.

>>25872327
Should have sent out a pure steel from the beginning. The Dark typing only hindurances Bisharp, giving it defence neutral against Moonblast and double weakness against Focus Blast.

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>>25872277
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Stone Edge vs. 16 HP / 8 Def Mega Gardevoir: 387-456 (137.7 - 162.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

232 SpA Pixilate Mega Gardevoir Hyper Voice vs. 100 HP / 0 SpD Tyranitar in Sand: 302-356 (82.5 - 97.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

**Focus Miss is a 0KHO but is this is a wild pokemon, I doubt that a wild gardevoir can mega evole**

>>25872398
Gardevoir can learn Focus Blast you know.

>>25872421
Not naturally

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>>25872421
The is a small note below, focus miss is 0Hko
There are other choices anyways.

>>25870515
trainer ass

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>>25872173

POKEMONSTER
GIRL
QUEST

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>>25872621
Why haven't we worked on that, /vp/?

Just get really uncomfortable and it will leave.

>>25870783
Wild Gardevoirs shouldn't exist normally.

>>25870515
"Think unsexy thoughts"

>>25871106
Who would win in a fight: Kyogre, or one billion rolls of paper towels?

>>25873562
Kyogre gets PP stalled and struggles itself to death.

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>>25870728
I don't know who wouldn't.

>>25872293
Calm down kid

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>>25872645
Because we barely get shit done when it actually needs to happen.

>>25871083
What if a Heat Rotom of 1000*C collided with an Ice Rotom of -1000*C?

>>25870567

Your anger only makes his penis more aroused....there is no escape.

>>25870521
>>25870522

This, accept it and enjoy it

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>>25872645

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>>25873618
Yeah. This saddens me a bit.
I am sure most of us, even pretending to act like retarded manchildren, have the potential to get things done and we waste it by calling ourselves names.

>>25870515
A bitchslap would solve it.

Why is Gardevoir so much taller?

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>>25874379
>hurting the gardevoir

>>25874379
How violently the Gardevoir would respond?

>>25874690
However it responds, I bet it wont be as violent as my cock.

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>>25872621
>You will never be violated by an ara Arabok

>>25874690
slapping you back thrice as hard

>>25870515
Why would I want to get out of seducing a qt pokeboy?

>>25870515
Politely ask him to stop

>>25874690
Probably crying and that's it.

>>25870515

I knew very why I got myself one of naugthy nature, so why contain it now?

>>25874641
They average at 5'3" at somewhere around 106 pounds or so, Anon. Brendan's like 10 or something, so of course he'd be smaller.

What sucks is that I'm a 20 year old man, but I'm only 5'5" at 117 lbs.

>>25870515
Unzip dick to break mouth concentration, flip over and assume fetal position to trigger her cuddle response. I'm just not ready and she knows it

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>>25870544
How is Pokemondoing in the Middle East at the moment anyways?

>>25870796
Spooky

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>>25870515
Throw a Pokéball at it and capture It.

>>25871887
that give gardevoir at least a turn to rape you while you're setting up a skull bash.

Anyone else feel strangely excited by the idea of violent, degrading Gardevoir rape?

Like Landorus and Medicham catching Gardevoir around the corner and forcing themselves on her, she feeling their stinky breath as they force her to kiss them before undressing and being confronted with the odor of unwashed hairy dick, refusing to suck it, but Landorus is a star, he wants that blowjob, so he punches her straight in the nose, she bleeds, she starts crying, Medicham squeezes her ass as he enters her, enough to make it hurt, nails digging in. Landorus pushes his dick in her mouth, but too deep. She gags and starts puking. They are disgusted. Their boners are dead, and they're fucking pissed, so they beat the shit out of her, break her nose and a few fingers, and as she lays sobbing half-conscious they fap over her bruised body and cum on her face. Satisfied, they spit on her before happily running along

>>25880436
no

>>25871857
>she

>>25880481
HAS

>>25880511
autism

>>25871814
I dunno, that's kinda lovely.

I mean in retrospect, some hambeast would say I was grooming her, but clearly it's just raising your Pokemon. It's her who decided to keep you forever.

>>25872723
2spooky m8

>>25880436
No, can't say I am.

>>25870515
why can't we just all admire the sexy bitch?

>>25870515
By not being a manlet

>>25874758
Surely you mean 2-5 times harder?

>>25870515
this is too weird.
i'm not too comfortable w/ the idea of pokemon making such aggressive advances on their trainers.
besides, everyone knows that fully evolved pokemon are MUCH stronger than you, so fighting is pointless. scream for help instead

>>25873618
Did Gen /vp/ ever get anywhere?

>>25880436
No, and anyone who does has a problem, anon.

>>25881324
It's not real you fucking mong

>>25870515
>Implying she's not trying to draining kiss him to death
Bitch is clearly a vampire

>>25870515
I would use Psychic to make him stop resisting.

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>>25881400
Nigga, I didn't need this right now.

I don't know whether to run or embrace it.

>>25872293
*It's just a hologram*

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>>25870893
Indeed

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>>25881382
you know, this is surprisingly alright
what happens after?

>>25871814
>Brendan
>pokefemdom
this image was made for me

She'll never be real.

>You'll never raise her from Ralts.
>Her horns will never glow when you're happy.
>She'll never awkwardly crawl into your sleeping bag on the nights you're training.
>She'll never evolve and start dancing- faster and faster, fueled by your joy and pride for her.
>You'll never train together, bringing out the best in her.
>She'll never look into your future and push you to your full potential as a person, convincing you to go back to school.
>You'll never see her evolve into that beautiful draped amorphous cross between ballerina, floating jellyfish and ball gown.

>You'll never look her in those glowing red eyes and fear that you could ever be in love with a Pokemon.
>She'll never cure your insomnia by lulling you to sleep each night.
>She'll never tenderly kiss your lips just as you fall asleep.
>She'll never give you dreams of a mysterious, faceless, beautiful girl that recurs when you're with her.
>She'll never claim you as a mate before you're aware of it and start scaring off all the girls.
>She'll never start acting more and more affectionate and clingy.
>She'll never make you anxious by refusing every male Gardevoir and Gallade in the breeding center.

>She'll never bind your souls together by phasing part of her chest horn as part of your heart.
>She'll never hypnotize you into having kinky brain-sex with her every night and wipe your memory of it the next morning making you wonder why you're glowing all the time.
>She'll never one day kiss you full on the lips with tongue and make out with you, scaring you to death.
>She'll never reveal that the girl in your dreams was her all along.
>She'll never cuff you, using her ability to read your mind for your femdom fetish and ravage you all night long.
>You'll never be thrilled and scared with the secret of the taboo of pokephilia.
Why am I alive, anyways?

>>25882578
Because, generally speaking, as a human being you're capable of creating sufficiently a vivid fantasy to deal with that.

Yeah, your fantasies will never be real, catastrophic and near impossible changes to your reality notwithstanding, but whatever man, it's how shit works.

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>>25870515
>Metagross used Meteor Mash!
Or alternitavely pic related. I mean they're both steel.

>>25871041
Wow look at the high standards of the guy posting in a /vp/ thread, how badass

>>25883612
Why the actual fuck are you walking around with a world war era submachine gun?

>>25883692
Why in the fuck is there a fictional creature trying to rape me

czechmate :^)

>>25883703
Touche.

The Thompson was aesthetically more pleasing but nothing compares to the almighty M3A1 Grease Gun for usability.

Too bad it looked like ass.

>>25883722
The ППШ is more asthetically pleasing to me. I'm a slavaboo.
Plus dat 1300+ RPM firerate tho.

>>25883791
They're also functionally unbreakable. I wish I hadn't lost htat image of the soldier sitting on it's mag like a chair.

>>25883833
It's funny because the original drum mags were shit and prone to deforming. Then the russians got their shit together and didn't make them out of literally paper thin metal.

>>25883979

>>25883703
>>25883722 (checked)
>>25883791
>>25883833 (checked)
>>25883879
Can you dags take your dick sucking somewhere else? And stop spoilering your entire posts, fucking christ

>>25872645
We're a blue board for one, and nothing /vp/ ever tries to make ends up getting finished.

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>>25884163
>getting this mad that we're derailing your gardeshit thread
Ebin

>>25884163
I thought you were supposed to spoiler off-topic posts for the purpose of keeping unspoilered shit on topic.

At least that's how I've always approached it.

>>25884163
I'm a pacifist who hates the idea of guns.

Yet somehow, you're more annoying to me than all of these /k/ bros.

Go screw yourself, Gardevoir-Fucker.

>>25884298
>pacifist who hates guns
Let me guess, you're voting for Hillary Clinton…

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>>25884298
I never understood what pacifism had to do with guns. Guns are a tool, like knives. Yeah, they can kill people, but you can use them shoot other shit too.

Level-headed people are generally pacifistic, and turn to war for specific reasons. It keeps them and their loved ones alive.

Oh well, this is all off-topic anyway.

>>25870515
Kick him in the balls

>>25884503
>inb4 someone replies ">him"
10/10 bait

Put it back in it's ball.

>>25883692
Nigga you simply don't diss WW2 smgs they were the shit at the time and some still beat modern ones in a thing or two.

>>25885138
What if it's someone else's?

>>25870515
if raep is inevitable, just lie down and enjoy it

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disarm with tickles

>>25872294
>tfw my brother legitimately thinks Gardevoir can't be male
>he's been playing pokemon for 15 years

>>25885538
There are still people who don't know mr. mime can be female

>>25885148
Then that trainer needs to discipline it

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>>25884298
>pacifist who hates guns

Look at him. Look at him and laugh!

>>25882578
We'll get there bruh, we'll get there.

>>25886983
>We'll get there bruh, we'll get there.
I want to be there so bad, man. It hurts to not have waifu around to stab me with her chest horn while chaining me to the wall.
So bad, man...

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>>25882578

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>>25872287
sorry to respond to your bait but this is oficial shit from nintendo

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>>25870515
nothing

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>>25885143
>mfw the PPSh is still in use by irregular forces
>mfw even the PTRD is used by the Ukranian rebels with WWII antique ammo

>>25889449
Back during R/S/E, yes Male Gardevoir did exist, they do not exist now however and never will going forward.

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>>25870515
I CAST FIST

>>25890071
pls be bait

>>25870515
release it and wonder why i caught a gardevoir to begin with

>>25891770
>release
>the world's clingiest pokemon
It won't be that simple

>>25880512

AND ABOUT TIME TOO

>>25885415

This is the correct answer.

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>>25880436
Nice

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>>25882578

>>25872360
>focus blast
>hitting

FUCKHERRIGHTINTHEPUSSY

>>25893000
Yeeesssss... drain me...

I cannot stop you...

Consume my soul....

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>>25870515
The only problem I'd have with this is if we were in a public place. I don't want people to SEE me making out with an animal, but I'm willing to do it.

If it's a boy Gardevoir though, I'm taking it on a one way trip to pound town

>>25898644
I'd totally let a male Gardevoir facefuck me. No homo.

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>>25870515
>implying I would want to get out
GET

>>25898725
>Not being the one doing the face fucking

Sounds a little homo anon, I dunno

>>25871814
It's so hot I'm getting dizzy...

>>25877381
Fake cards everywhere, but it has an impact, Bootleg burned games everywhere. Unless you're in goat fucker farmville in Saudi or Pak, most places will sell some type of Pop culture merch. The CN in Pakistan is actually in English (I go there everyother year).

Never forget the 3 HP moltres card with 15K attack in Dubai.

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>>25884200
>We're a blue board for one
That doesn't stop /vg/ to dicuss Monster Girl Quest and other hentai games. Development and asset sharing can be done in another channels, just live /vp/ NSFW drawthreads.

>Nothing /vp/ ever tries to make ends up getting finished.
This is the reason I'd say. As an anonymous, formless group is too difficult to organize ourselves and project groups turn quickly into a closed circle. I'm pretty sure that all of us, collectively, have technical and artistic skills to make a decent game, but everyone want to do something in their own unique direction.

>>25872621
someone needs to get working on this ASAP

>>25890071
>gender ratio 50% male according to both bulbapedia and serebii
>they do not exist now however and never will going forward

Not sure if bait or just stupid.

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>>25871491