If your pokemon could talk, what would they say about you?

I'd be in prison.

I don't know, are we talking about on a scenario that they exist in real life or just in game?

In-game, probably nothing interesting. RL? Probably thanks for taking care of them.

Probably something like this
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dr._Footstep

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>>25858203
Pretty sure I have already seen this face before...

>>25858203
>im tired of watching you masturbate

ur a faget

>>25860339
But what would they say to you or other humans?

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>>25858203
Depends on their level of sapience.
I doubt they have more sapience than a 5-year-old kid, so all they're going to say to me is "Hey anon, let's play, please, please" or ask me for some kind of berry and pout when I told them I don't have any.

>>25858203
>I been a bad Pokemon...

>>25860389
That would be great.

>>25858203
>Please master would you stop bulling me...

>>25860389
You know what, I'd be ok with that

Any company is better than none at all

>>25860444
>bullyfag gets trips
damn it

>>25858203
>Hey, anon, see this kid OP? He's a faggot.

>>25860389
This is what I want. Makes it much easier for my autistic mind to appreciate.

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Don't care so long as it's in a Brooklyn accent.

>>25858203
Can't psychic type pokemon communicate through telepathy?

>>25860389
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dr._Footstep

According to the Footstep guy, it's probably a bit above that for some and would be somewhat like what you said for others.

>>25862981
some can