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Listen up /vp/, you worthless piece of shit. I am sick to death of Pokemon looking "cute & friendly".
Look at every starter pokemon, they all have a stupid fucking innocent friendly smile slapped onto their faces.
Why are there no pokemon anymore that look like they would like nothing better than to rip you apart?
The games are about pitting your pokemon against other pokemon, so if you find the concept of mean, aggressive looking pokemon "edgy" then you're a fucking moron.
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>>25846739
>Why are there no pokemon anymore that look like they would like nothing better than to rip you apart
Because it's a game for kids, retard
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>>25846739
Fuck off, edgelord.
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>>25846739
So? Are kids these days ball-less or something?
I was playing fucking Ecco the dolphin when I was a kid, yet kids these days can't even handle a pokemon that actually looks feral?
Get the fuck outta here. That is shit reasoning and you know it.
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>>25846739
But there are. Just because something isn't frowning 24/7 doesn't make it cute and cuddly.
..and even so, I can weed out like a bunch of gen 7 mons that look perpetually pissed off too.
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>>25846901
>gen 7
Whoops I meant gen 6.5
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My name is not important.
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Have you not seen Pancham and Pangoro?
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>>25846739
So you want what are basically baby animals to have rows of teeth and angry eyes?
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What exactly are your standards for "look like they would like nothing better than to rip you apart?"
Because if a tyrannosaurus doesn't do that for you I don't know what would.
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>>25846739
>I am undearage and going through my edgy teenage phase
You could have said it like that, it would have saved you a bunch of time.
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>>25846739
OP are you drunk, or just plain retarded?
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>>25846739
we get a good balance of edge/cute. What's really not fair is the lack of cute pokemon of high strength. I've always wanted to plow through playthroughs with guys like Dedenne, Jigglypuff, and Azumarrill, but they either need to evolve or are only good enough to weaken/finish an opponent
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hey there
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Nice b8 m8 I read it while I masturb8
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>implying it isn't cooler to have cute looking monsters being powerful as fuck
Puberty sure is bringing you the edge
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