Why the fuck isn't the crab typing a thing yet?! We got ground and steel and rock, ghost and psychic and poison, dragon and fire, grass and bug, normal and fighting, but no crab to go with water.
Pokemon needs to be like Yugioh and have separate dragon/dinosaur/reptile types and separate aqua/fish/sea serpent types and that kind of thing.
Also it needs a frog type.
>>25815156
>crabposting is spreading from infinitychan
krabby, kingler, corfish, crawdaunt, surskit, kabuto, kabutops, dwebble, crustle, clauncher, clawitzer, paras, parasect, genesect, anorith, armaldo
to name a few pokemon that would fit under the crab typing
>>25815182
tentacruel, scizor, shuckle, trapinch, metang, metagross, drapion, magnezone, samurott, and boldore to name a few more
>>25815219
>magnezone
>scizor
>tentacruel
>trapinch
>metagross
>>25815234
Magnemite family are flying crabs.
>>25815234
>Implying scizor doesn't have lobster-like pincers
>>25815234
>Tentacruel has crab pincers on its face
Bird type is going to be in gen 7.
>bird type was in gen 1
>gen 1 games were just released on virtual console
>there's 51-58 bird pokemon (depending on what can be considered bird-based)
>all pokemon that have levitate get Flying type and an alternate ability
>all birds get their flying type replaced with Bird
>Brave Bird becomes Bird type so crobat no longer gets STAB sorry crobat
Why isn't there a penis type yet? Penis Pokemon are everywhere.
Rock type and ground type consolidated into Earth type when?
>>25815815
>noctowl is still normal/flying
>>25815156
I wish everyone was as autistic as you OP
>>25815156
because this idea is CANCER
>>25815234
>>25815315
>>25815384
>>25815815
>Nobody had an issue with the fact that Samurott should be Crab Type
OK friends
>>25815851
Of course, it's not a bird.
Krabby: crab
Kingler: crab
Kabuto: crab rock
Kabutops: crab rock
paras: crab insect
parasect: crab poison
tentacruel: crab poison
corphish: crab
crawdaunt: crab
Surskit: crab water
scizor: crab insect
trapinch: crab ground
metang: crab steel
metagross: crab steel
magnezone: crab steel
drapion: crab poison
shuckle: crab ground
anorith: crab rock
armaldo: crab dragon
samurott: crab fighting
boldore: crab rock
dwebble: crab ground
crustle: crab rock
genesect: crab steel
clauncher: crab
clawitzer: crab fire
bergmite: crab ice
>>25818651
corsola: crab water
>>25818651
>samurott: crab fighting
>implying they would remove its water typing being the water starter
It would be crab/water
>>25816159
Superb
>>25816225
do you even know what samurott looks like
>>25818651
>Clawitzer
>Crab/Fire
literally what
>>25815315
>>25815778
>>25819181
Because it's like a gun, and there are too many crab/steel pokemon
>>25816229
noctowl is a bird?
>>25818651
Crab type
Weak to: steel (this kills the crab), fire, electric
SE against: fairy, fighting, water
Resists: water, fighting
Resisted by: steel
>>25820896
>implying owls are birds
>>25816159
GOD DAMMIT CARLOS.
>>25821111
check'd
>>25815156
Nosecrab is now Nose/Crab type
crab/psychic
it wants your brain
>>25821393
nosecrab?
>>25816225
You could tell me that Samurott is dragon/bug and I would believe it.
>>25815182
>>25815219
Slowbro line is literally hermit crabs
>>25821479
It was a 'leak' post a while back. It's not quite a meme, but I thought people would still remember it.
Anyway, it was some Pokemon called nosecrab and it introduced the new 'nose type'.
I haven't seen a post this autistic in a long time.
>>25823051
Once a week on /b/ you may come across a thread different from all the spam and predictable shit, this thread will always be a try hard gem of autism
bamping to protect the crabs