>large pokemon >instantly in dick rubbing position why?

To assert dominance and put you in your place OP.

Palkia is always in dick rubbing position.

>>25803432
damn son, palkia is ugly af

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>>25803455
The whole trio looked kind of weird.

>>25803492
They look more like toys instead of actual functioning lifeforms, like they would have to fight their own body just to move.

apply puff to dick

>>25803446
unf.

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>>25803446

>>25804278
what did he mean by this

>dick rubbing position
But you cant touch his head

>>25804505
Maybe you can't.

>>25803432
So, how do pokepuffs work with that? Do you just sort of shove it up his urethra?
Vagina dentata?