What pokemon do you wish was just an April fools joke /vp/?

>>25796243
Diggersby

All megas

>>25796243
Rhyperior doesn't look too bad, but I hate how he made the Rhyhorn line bipedal.

>>25796387
>the entire post

>>25796387
What.

>>25796387
But Rhydon was already bipedal

>>25796387
This post.
This thread.

>>25796243
Your birth.

>>25796243
Mega-slowbro.

>>25796243
Pic related.

>>25796522
You forgot your picture, LL

>>25796243
Tentaquil. Puke Blood is way too strong a move in Triple Battles.

>>25796530
...

I chose the same mon as op. Figure it out.

>>25796387
fucking Rosemarie

>>25796243
Genies

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>>25796387

Regardless of what you intended to say, I agree with the notion that Rhydon is kind of a step backwards design-wise from Rhyhorn. I love everything about Rhyhorn's armor plated design, while Rhydon just feels rather generic. I get why people like him, but I don't like it anywhere near as much as good 'ole Rhyhorn.

Scolipede

>>25796387
Jesus Christ, Marie

>>25796440
>basculin could have been themed after the drama masks
>we could have had sadfish and happyfish
kill me

ur favorite

>>25796574
Uh, I don't mean to kill your thunder, but ryhdon was the first Pokémon ever made, so... Yeah... Ryhorn can kinda suck it.

>>25796550
This.

>>25796588
Eat shit

>>25796725
dubs confirms it

>>25796725
horsefucker detected

>>25796670
>it was the first therefore it's the best
Are you retarded?

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>>25796746
>tfw used for disgusting fetishes
He deserves better

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>>25796746
Wait, what?

In what way is Scolipede horsefucker related?

>>25796754
It was the first, therefore its design choices supersede its prevolution.

>>25796846
Bevause it's a horse.

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>>25796243

>>25796874
What the fuck kind of horses have you been looking at? What in the fuck kind of bugs do you deal with?

>>25797234
you got april fooled lmao

What the Fuck, no one has posted garbador? An actual pile of trash

>>25796670
>>25796859

Whether it was first or not is irrelevant, save that it would be more accurate to say that they managed to improve on the design concept with Rhyhorn despite it being the unevolved form.

Rhyhorn > Rhydon >>>>>>>>>>> Shit > Rhyperior

>>25796550
This

Goodra.

>>25797520
>the sexiest pokémon since rapidash
what's wrong with you

>>25797088
I hate the ginger eyebrows but otherwise a huge step up.

>but the protector is construction worker ear protection!
It looks foolish.

>>25797428
Because SOME of us dont have a hate boner for Unova

That, and it's probably the obvious choice.

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>>25796243

>>25796387
Classic Rosemarie

>>25797234
Not him but scolipede is oddly horselike, it doesn't have a bunch a legs but rather four horse like legs, I liked it but then I couldn't stop seeing it as a bug horse and it bothered me

>>25796243
Bellossom

The farting skunks need to go and stay go. Everyone knows I work in fart porn, but that shit needs to stay out of kids' games.

>>25796243
Lucario

Chesnaught