Shit Trainers Say

/r/ing the tranny french girl from XY

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>>25795163
I'm loving pokémon more and more, I hope there are libraries and foreign buildings out the ass

>>25795250
In S&M I mean

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>>25795163

>These fists tell a story!
>They tell a story of love and devotion!!

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>>25795163

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>>25795163

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>>25795163

>>25795163
>/vp/ in a nutshell

>>25796966
Is this real? Never played xy

>>25797027
It is. Those little girls are creepy as hell.

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This is edited, right?

>>25797119
Yes, the original says 'classic'.

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>Ho ho... sure is humid... like a sauna, boy, I tell you what!
>Ahhh, it's so hot... you're really sweatin', boy...
>By the way... boy... you ever had a lover?

The localization really butchered the Unova ferris wheel rides.

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>>25797027
>>25797057
Aww, they aren't that bad.

>>25799560

>butchered

They were purposely meant to make you feel uncomfortable

>>25799560
But what about the bw2 one with the tsundere model?

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>>25799594

Legal lolis are the greatest.

>>25795650
lol

>>25799443
In her hair.

>>25799443
is that cody

>>25800188
I'll say

>>25799443
>headphones in ds

>>25800254
Yes

>>25799560
That ferris hiker even got a mention from an NPC in XY.

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does anyone have that one creepy trainer talking about twins? I think it was a hiker, but I can't remember where

>>25801772
I can't find it, but it was one of the Game Freak employees in ORAS and yes, it was a Hiker who spoke about female tubers and such.

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>>25795163
Don't bully best water type.

>>25801804
oh shit, I didn't realize it was the GF employees, thanks, I was looking for actual hiker trainers

can't find any pics or videos of it online though

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The juicy ones are often in such places that it's usually the older crowd which can make sense of it that makes it there, like the battle maison rounds past 20.

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>modern ART

>>25801897
>>25801887
Commissionfags got BTFO

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Some illuminati shit.

>>25801905
>>25801897
>>25801887
>Gamefreak hates modern """art""" as much as I do
Thank you.

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They know about the real world too.

>>25801969
She probably has a pokemon nicknamed the world.
Or she has a stand.
Or she really does own the entire world.

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>>25795163
Unova had the most deranged people

>>25801987
>>25802012
>>25802027
Yo...

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>>25801862
>>25801772

>>25801987
>>25802012
>>25802027
No fucking way man

>>25802081
awesome, thanks man

>>25802012
I spat out my drink

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>>25795193

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>>25802081
Someone saved the pic that I took from my screen and made a thread with it, months ago
Surprisingly unexpected.

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Being a casualfag, making it through the Super battles was a real eye opener. I'm tempted to fire up previous gens and find out about them too now.

>>25802012
Poor girl, i wanna adopt her.

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Some of the others are less twisted. References to Japanese culture.

>>25802196
Game Freak is pretty cruel, isn't?

>>25802219
There's some H-Doujin potential here.

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Life is cruel.

>>25801988

I request fanart of that second one, it must be done.

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Shit gets dark quick.

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So this is how it ends.

>>25802251
kek

>>25802251
I don't get it.

>>25802301
There was an Azurill doll in the truck at the beginning of the game.

Nothing shoddy going on here.

>>25802243
I think he breaks the 4th wall and means to say he wants to escape from being a random NPC in the Maison that only gets used for battles against you

>>25802219

I recommend it. I didnt find much interesting in Emerald, but Unova is a goldmind. There's one Chef who wants to bake you into bread if you lose.

Also >>25802043

>>25802243
It's just a reference to the growing popularity in :Room Escape" puzzles is my guess.

>>25802301
It smells like dying fish, a smell you might encounter several times unless you are a normie. Getting the doll joke also requires not being a woman

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>>25802288
>>25802265
>Japs crying about their growing NEET culture

>>25802399
God, those things are expensive. Is it really worth the admission prices?

>>25802601
Nah, just play The Crimson Room or something

>>25802043
>the maid struck a deal with her boss
>win 100 battles in a row and she's free to go, freeing herself from constantly cleaning houses and serving food
>somehow wins 99 battles through sheer grit and dumb luck
>she is exhausted both physically and mentally, and stress is caching up to her really fast
>100th battle
>it's you
>a teenager who understands nothing about the harsh reality of life, and remained optimistic and jolly throughout your excursion so far
>you are the only thing standing between her and her freedom

>>25802743
>doing all this to quit
>not just quiting
Also
>a maid wanting to quit her job

>>25802743
I FORGOT THAT ONE HOLY SHIT

>>25802839
Same

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apparently

>>25802280
no way

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>>25801987
>>25802012
>>25802027
that's just sad

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deep

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I'm ashamed at all of you for not posting the best one

>>25804618

oh wow, that's harsh

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>>25804618
Jesus Christ.

someone post the taxi drivers

>>25802246

They slip shit like that in all the time. There is a nerd in one of the cities that implies he stalks Lisa.

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calm down buddy

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>>25801887
>>25801897
>>25801905

>>25805424
Holy shit I hate this world

Goddamn, I had no idea some trainers said shit like that. I never bothered playing in the maison or anything, but there's some real shit up there.

>>25804154
Now i have a boner

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>>25802043

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Can't find an in-game image. One of the furisode girls in the battle chateau.

There's this one fairy girl in the maison that starts with "... Stay away." and her losing message is something like "my fairy said you were dangerous." I always found it offputting because it sounds like she's talking about a spirit instead of a Pokemon

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>>25802844
I literally fell off my chair the first time I read that

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...What?

>>25801560
>Calling earphones 'headphones'

>>25806981
>>25802844
That wouldn't be very effective though.

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>>25807033
Oh?

>>25801969
「THE WORLD」!

>>25807088
>BreedingSow

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>>25801969
>>25807598

IT WAS ME, DIO!