This is a run of Pokemon Crystal I'm doing with /vp/ for catharsis.
Last time:
>caught a shitload of Pokemon included Ass shit the Murkrow
>Decided to solo the Vermilion Gym with Herpes
>Surge gave me the DUNDABOLT and I had to grind
>beat him the second time
>Decided to solo Saffron Gym with Daaayum
>Sabrina fucked me
>so we added DICKS to the team
>got fucked again
>grinded and managed to beat Sabrina the third time
>Blew all my money on the Celadon Game Corner and bought a Larvitar and Porygon with the coins
>Decided to solo Celadon Gym with Lil Buddy
>Erika got fucked sideways
>Decided to challenge the Cerulean Gym, only to realize nobody's home
>Houdini evolved
>rick evolved
>Decided to solo Fuchsia Gym with Ass shit
>Janine shat all over me
>multiple times
>grinded to hell and back
>Finally beat her
>thread died
List of Pokemon:
>SHUCKIE the Shuckle
>Herpes the Heracross
>rick the Gengar
>Kintama the Lanturn
>Harry the Farfetch'd
>facesittin the Rhydon
>Vagina the Shellder
>Pinsir. the Krabby
>Dubs the Rattata
>P.Parker the Spinarak
>gay weed the Sudowoodo
>Dick the Pinsir
>Andy the Sunkern
>Onahole the Jigglypuff
>SmugAnime the Snubbull
>coon the Slowpoke
>Puppers the Growlithe
>Rollem the Geodude
>Sorrow. the Bellsprout
>Splinter the Rattata
>Banana the Togepi
>Borys the Cleffa
>Batman. the Noctowl
>Scrooge the Psyduck
>simgle the Eevee
>Spooge the Quagsire
>Dubsfish the Goldeen
>night-w the Sneasel
>DoubleSlap the Aipom
>bob the Voltorb
>Gary Oak the exeggcute
>Fuckbuddy the Marill
>Killer the Magikarp
>GoodSpAtk the Krabby
>North Pole the Magnemite
>Ned Bigby the Beedrill
>Darkness the Cubone
>Daaayum the Red Gyarados
>Nutella the Xatu
>Lil buddy the Skarmory
>Twat the Miltank
>tectonix the Steelix
>DICKS the Meganium
>Schlong the Dragonair
>FLASHLIGHT the Chinchou
>Diapers the Jigglypuff
>Mom Doge the Growlithe
>Ass shit the Murkrow
>smegma the Grimer
>Qtr Chub the Larvitar
>Rattata the Rattata
>MAGNOLIA the Rattatta
>Rattata the Rattata
>ratsIdidit the Rattata
>big scoop the Rattata
>Rattata the Rattata
>Houdini the Kadabra
>BOOP BOOP the Porygon
>SUNBLOOD the Slugma
>GrapeJelly the Muk
>Tinatitty the Hoppip
>Suicunt the Suicune
First order of business, what am I catching here?
0,1,2 decide
Did I time this poorly?
>>25773096Chansey.
>>25773335
a shiny... chansey
>>25773411
gee thanks anon, I hope you enjoy me never coming back
>>25773411
I hope you're happy
>>25773616
also I need a name
3,4,5 decide
come on give me a name guys
>>25773616
EGG
>>25773616
also get aerodactyl
>>25773616
This better be shiny.
Sorry about leaving for so long
>>25773824
done
>>25773925
Oh it fucking is
I forgot how much of a slough it can be between Fuchsia and Lavender, also Houdini evolved.
also what am I catching here?
6,7,9 decide
>>25774764
Shit I forgot the image
>>25774777
Nidorina
>>25774797
Reroll
>>25774797
gibe name
1,2,5 decide
>>25774844
Barren
>>25774818
>rerolling
>when you already got it
What
>>25774850
reeeeeeeroll
>>25774857
Apparently not the brightest anon
>>25774844
Princess
>>25774844
Sally
>>25774844
>>25774850
Actually think this one is good
>>25774895
A bit plain, but it'll do
>>25774907
Better than more genitalia. Also I'm the guy who named Herpes, and I'm pleased that he's still with you.
So what am I getting here?
3,4,8 decide
>>25774929
Well once you get herpes you have it for life.
>>25774935
quilfish
Quilfish
>>25774935
quilfishe
Quilfish
>>25774935
Magikarp
>>25775234
Name the fishe now anon
5,9,0 decide
>>25775342
JUST
>>25775342
Puffins
If quads new game
>>25775342
Barbie
>>25775342
Gary Oak
>>25775615
Well that's the second Gary Oak I have, also I'm going to have to call it a night. That's what I get for starting a thread at night like a tard.
>>25775615
Damn anon, poor choice.