Pokemon Homo

kys

>>25748194
To be fair, if attract worked on both genders, it would be broken as fuck.

You know, thank God pokemon is japanese and japanese people are not about that life.

Or in case of homosexuality, death.

>>25748194
It doesn't work on the same sex because they're already attracted to each other.

>>25748194
Im gay and find this post offensive

>>25748194
Because the Japanese don't share the same fucking sensibilities as you do and their making the games for themselves and not for overgrown manchildren.

Seriously, people who say shit like that should just fuck off.

just confirming that this was a real article but it was taken down
http://www.thestatelyharold.com/#/!Pokemon-is-homophobic-the-attract-move-only-works-on-the-opposite-gender/cmbz/556a50d60cf298b2d3f30d8f

>>25748207
Wouldn't it just be a worse version of Confuse Ray?

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Because theyre also very racist.

>>25748207
Infatuation isn't even that good. It's just a lesser version of confusion.

>>25748225
/thread

Finally someone with some sense

>>25748238
>Pokémon with Prankster
>It can Confuse Ray, Thunderwave and Attract

Make a bulky Mega Banette or something like that and you have the most awful thing on the fucking universe.

>>25748254
>>25748225
Samefag

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>>25748269
nope

>>25748279
Don't answer these people, they're just butthurt homos.

>>25748269
>>25748279
Samefag detected.

>>25748250
Yeah, but you can stack it with confusion for added asshattery.

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>>25748211
I miss when the main political battleground involving vidya was violence and Jack Thompson was the "bad guy."

Now it's dumb ass snowflake sexuality shit. Can't even play a girl without people taking it as some fucked up self image issues and everyone's at each others throats about tits and ass. I miss when I was just called a fucking pervert.

Japanese priveledge?

>>25748260
Back in Gen 5 somebody top cut a VGC tournament with a female Captivate and Attract Sableye, specifically for genies

It was a shitty strategy, but it was fun to see something a bit different do reasonably well.

>>25748288
>butthurt homos.
More like pleasure.

>muh SJW boogeyman

Who cares?

>>25748194
Crybully social justice warrior dissecting a game marketed towards children made by the Japanese. Wew.

SJWs are usually against cultural appropriation. The author should know there is a different value systems in other parts of the world.

Pokémon is a Japanese creation that shares the idealology prevalent in that culture. No firm of entertainment should feel the need to cater to every special snowflake out there.

To the author who wrote that, get gang raped and kill yourself.
Triggered? Good.

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>>25748291
>>25748288
>>25748279
>>25748269
You aren't even trying

>>25748357
Toughest guy on the internet, right here.

>>25748357
You sure showed them, edgelord666

>>25748400
>>25748384
Have fun being ruled by jews.

>>25748384
Implying you wouldn't.

http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/09/28/pokemon-is-homophobic-the-attract-move-only-works-on-the-opposite-gender/

>>25748356
>boogeyman
Someone's salty AND delusional.

>>25748420
Somebody got paid to write that trash.

Any valid point she may have had went right out the window when she became a petulant child using fuck as an adjective. Great journalism right there. If you can't get your point across with using pejorative language, you shouldn't be paid to be a journalist.

>>25748250
Confuse is 25% chance
Attract is 50% chance

>>25748357
Those edges man, are you porygon666 or something?

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>>25748454
>>25748420
>>25748194
Scroll to the bottom you fucking retards.

>>25748430
>whines about how people get upset over people disagreeing with them
>gets mad whenever someone, somewhere, writes something he doesn't agree with

Oh yeah, I'm the salty one.

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>>25748509

>>25748211
>>25748225
>>25748297
>>25748357
>>25748430
>>25748454

>gets triggered by a joke article

Oh /vp/, you overly sensitive idiots.

>>25748194
i'll take what is game balance for $200

>>25748480
confuse is 50% chance

>>25748543
where the hell do you think you are nigger

just post pc shit to see anyone in any board get triggered

it's wonderful

>>25748543
worst part is that joke article will spread to some mumsnet forum or LGBT forum etc and be blow completely out of proportion, you know it's true just look at the whole Blaziken dick in pokken issue.

>satirical site posts satirical article
>people are butthurt

Kek

>>25748194
Makes sense for a game focused on waifus.

Wait for Attract to be buffed in Sun/Moon so that female Pokemon can use Attract on other females.

>>25748588
Nice damage control.

>>25748596
Ever notice how people who complain about "SJWs" behave exactly like them? It's pretty hilarious.

>>25748384
>>25748400
>>25748489
Samefag

>>25748613
sure what ever gets you off, next you'll play the "I was merely pretending to be retarded" card

>>25748400
>>25748489
Totally not the same butthurt fag :^)

>>25748652
Nah man, it's okay that you fell for a joke article, but at least have the balls to not go all "I bet the feminazis are gonna fall for it way more than I did".

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>>25748650
If that makes you feel better about yourself, sure.

>>25748652
>next you'll play the "I was merely pretending to be retarded" card
What would the context for that even be, though? "I was only pretending to be retarded when I made fun of you for being butthurt over falling for an obvious joke"?

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>>25748543
Joke article in this case or not, fuck those "muh pronouns" snowflake faggots for creating such an unnecessary split. I don't see why your genitals should even come up outside of blatant sex simulators or something. You shouldn't be playing vidya to find sum fuk.

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I wouldn't say they are homophobic, but in the real world, animals can't be gay. Sorry.

>>25748509
Wow, that's terrible
It's like when a documentary quickly flashes tiny text in front of the screen that most don't notice, saying that the events are purely dramatization of what could've been

SAGE

>>25749662
Most satire news sites don't even HAVE disclaimers.

>>25748794
You just don't get it, do you.

>>25748194
Pokémon are fictional characters created by Gamefreak for collecting.

Nothing more and nothing less.

Also holy shit, this site is comedy gold:
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/09/21/all-you-english-people-need-to-stop-drinking-tea-its-racist-towards-indians/
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/11/11/movember-needs-to-be-banned-beards-are-sexist-and-mens-health-shouldnt-be-prioritized/
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/11/02/my-open-letter-to-notch-why-minecraft-is-sexist-and-needs-to-be-banned/
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/10/27/why-its-okay-for-women-to-cheat-on-their-boyfriends/
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/08/28/justin-biebers-new-single-what-do-you-mean-is-clearly-about-rape-and-needs-to-be-stopped-2/
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/08/25/the-harley-quinn-in-suicide-squad-is-not-plus-size-and-heres-why-thats-a-problem/
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/09/27/a-man-saved-me-from-drowning-but-now-i-am-suing-him-for-rape-because-he-touched-me/

>>25749741
Feminist Cassidy Boon is amazing in general.
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/author/cassidyboon/

>>25748194
Gender is a social construct honey

>>25748250
It'd be 100% better if it worked on both genders, since many more Pokemon get Attract, and it doesn't go away without switching

>>25749758
That's not a feminist, though. That's called a sociopath.

>>25750053
It's actually called a satirist, Einstein.

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>>25748871
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

>>25750053
It's a joke, Anon. You are bad at reading.

>>25750121
i'm pretty sure it was bait

>>25748194
gtfo faggots. If they changed it to affect every pokemon it would be broken as fuck. keep your lgbt faggot shit out of my pokemon.

>>25749741
>http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/10/27/why-its-okay-for-women-to-cheat-on-their-boyfriends/
https://twitter.com/hashtag/attractallpokemon