EDGIEST POKEMON

>Rumored to sense disasters with its horn, it became a target. It fled deep into the mountains.
Its an oh so mysterious, mistunderstood dark type pokemon covered in scythes. It also has anime hair and large red eyes. There was basically no way that it wouldn't be edgy.

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>>25744275
Because edginess is cute.

Let's remember that Absol made its debut in the American-Idiot-Shadow-the-Hedgehog era. It was cool at the time.

>>25744275

Because it has claws teeth and a scythe attached to it's head

>>25744275
That's not Edgezard X.

I feel like Absol pulls of the edgy thing well enough that you can like it without being edgy yourself.

It is the literally definition of edgy though, along with Umbreon. The only thing edgier than Absol is Porygon.

>>25746122
it's still cool

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>>25746260
>The only thing edgier than Absol is Porygon.
You forgot your pic.

>>25746289
Not sure if you're stuck in 2003 or just a weirdo?

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hello brother

>>25746344
I'VE BEEN LIVIN' A LIE

THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE

>>25746299
not sure if you're insecure or just a hipster?

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>>25744275

I literally isn't even the edgiest Pokemon.

>>25746481
bisharp is cute and i would hug him

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>>25746558

>>25744275
Because it's intelligent, nihilistic, and has a wicked sense of humour.

>>25746260
But Umbreon comes from friendship under the moonlight.

>>25744275
I don't know, I caught an Absol in Omega Ruby and she was the cutest pokemon I've ever had, Just super smiley and adorable and constantly wanted to play with me. So not seeing the edginess, not anymore anyway.

>>25746344
It's really only Umbreon being dark type and related to the moon that makes it edgy. It's design is normal, and it has terrible attacking stats

>>25744275

>Fear me for I am the herald of mass death and disasters
>Actually I am just misunderstood. I come to warn people.
>How do I know these things? It's a mystery. I just have some hidden power.
>I am a devil, but at the same time an angel.
>If you get to know me I'l show you my inner hidden awesome final form. I sprout wings and shit.
>Two sets of wings actually. One for each side of me.
>I am a special snowflake. No one will ever truly understand me.
>Don't touch my hair please.

You're mixing up angst and edge again

>>25746382
Oh I'm a hipster alright.

>>25744275
Absol is cute!

CUUUUUUTE!

Lucario's up there bruh

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>>25747425