Pokémon Birthday game

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Fuck me.

>1th

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ahahha what

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I s-swear I'm not this smelly guys.

>>25743664
They have entries for February 30th and 31st. Maybe I was never born?

I dont get it are you winning money with this? Why are you posting it everyday?its shit

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Bow down bitches

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>>25743664
>July, 1th

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It may be a random pokemon generator with no real correlation between the date and the chosen pokemon, but I feel as if this helped me discern which pokemon is truly my favourite, this badass was one of three who shared the spot. Until now, when destiny stepped in and showed me what I should like.

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wait till i evolve into smugtile

June 19th
Typhlosion

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apparently brock is a pokemon now

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What the fuck

>>25744439
You can be any pokemon

>>25744454
Oh, hell yeah

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>>25743664
Apparently I'm squirtle

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Why does everyone still leave me when my ability is supposed to prevent them to?

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>>25743664
ok.

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>>25743664

>>25744643
Because you forgot to say "Tag, you're it."

This isn't working for me. Can someone tell me what June 1st is?

>>25744910
There is only June 1th.

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Oh wow what a nice Pokémon

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Freakin dank

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>>25744091
>March 3th
>3th

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>>25743664
>http://pokemon.vukki.net/en/
I'm like the only person who hates this pokemon line of evolution, seriously the only starter I dislike more is Chikorita

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A fucking what?

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>>25743664
I'm... I'm not even mad

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Not bad at all

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Blech

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>Can fly
>Magnetic powers
>Can generate electricity
>Can fly
I wouldn't mind this at all

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I'm okay with that.

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>>25745993
Don't hate! Buizel is awesome!

I am so happy right now I can't even tell you. Typhlosion has always been my fav Fire Starter, this only cements it.

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I'll be a magnificent winged dragon one day.

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>>25746218
My African American friend.

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Wooooot

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I'm OK with this.

>female Machoke

Of course

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Didn't expect

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I don't even like Tropius.

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What do I win?

July 4
America and Alakazam

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>>25743664
I guess

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wow great im my least favorite eeveelution

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Neat

>>25749377
>day before mine
>gets one of my favorite pokemon
The fuck man. Happy Birthday though.
>>25749068
>>25749718
Oh hey another 29th guy

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Good old Helio.

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I want mega Metagross to meteor mash my ass. I want it to hyper beam inside me. I love mega Metagross so much. I want it to ram it’s gigantic spike up my ass. I want it’s gigantic arms around me. Mega Metagross is the most amazing Pokémon ever created. I wish to have sexual intercourse with it. Mega Metagross is more beautiful that women to me, mega Metagross is more inspiring than men to me. Mega Metagross is wonderful. My emotions toward mega Metagross are stronger than one thousand projectile-vomit powered boats. My love for mega Metagross is stronger than the the gravitational forces keeping us stuck to the Earth. Mega Metagross should be the new mascot of the whole franchise. Mega Metagross should be the new mascot for Nintendo. Mega Metagross is the most beautiful Pokémon and it should be law that every trainer has one, even youngster Joey.

I want mega Metagross to METEOR MASH my ass, I want it to Zen Headbutt inside me, I want to feel it’s three defence EVs, I want it to peruse my ass, I want it to mMetal Claw my back, I want it to Hammer Arm me. Hard. Harder than ever. I want it. I want Mega Metagross. I want one in a Love Ball. I want

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>>25743664
sweet i'll take it

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Not too bad.

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I'm killing myself tonight

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Suck it, plebs.

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my hopes were not very high, anyway

>coming up on 1k pokemon next gen
>this site has to use fucking nobody trainers and recycle pokemon for birthdays

wat

>>25746048
my nigga

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OH GOD WHAT

>>25752822
Either you are the luckiest person or the unluckiest person in the world.

>>25752861
well I got dubs so lucky i guess

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What?

>>25752866
What happen to yours?

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One of my bros

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I want to get a fucking tumour.

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put you niggas to sleep

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Sweet

wait, 3th?

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Well, that's real fucking neato.

I guess.

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>>25752704
Bro-bok will be relevant once he gets his Mega, you'll see....you'll see...

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I'm now female and I can't breed.

I like the Pokemon though.

>>25744534
Vamo a calmarno

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I'm gonna be a motherfucking badass dinosaur
Not bad

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>>25754594
Same

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Could be worse

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>>25743664
BROTHER

>>25754783
>June 1th

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I am the edgeman.

>>25754875
Happy Birthday, anon.

>Wartortle
aaight

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Adorable as always.

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I knew I was special...