Why is this country so bad at pokemon?

>>25718494
Woah woah woah buddy.

You can't just diss us like that.

You've got to explain exactly how we're bad at Pokemon, and back it up with evidence.

Cut them some slack. They have to deal with deadly animals regularly in real life.

>>25718547
This is why PokeAus failed. If they wanted to properly portray Australia, a vast majority of the native pokemon would be poison type

>>25718574
we already have kanto for that

>>25718574
Hey pokemurica wasn`t just bears,guns and fat people.

>>25718547
and i bet youre a retarded fag who thinks aussies rides on kangaroos to school

>>25718494
Because they completely forgot about us during the Shaymin and Celebi events for Gen IV. Not Oak's Letter, but still.

Captcha you ball bleeding bitch baby a yellow van is not a school bus

>>25718673
Oh god. Reminds me of one of the DTV Tom and Jerry things that depicted Sydney as being completely fucking outback.

>>25718673
Of course they don't ride on kangaroos. They use them to pull carriages

AUSSIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>25718715
At least we get new Pokemon games before everybody else sans New Zealand and those other guys.

>>25718494
Because cartoon animals are real animals down under.

>>25718711
Are you retarded? You can't use Kangaroos to pull a carriage, there'd be too much bouncing.

We use Emus instead.

wormer is a nice lad who was/is pretty good at mons

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The country of Australia will BE PROUDLY REPRESENTED IN TO DEEZ POKEBALLS MMMK JUST YOU WAIT AND SEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25718494
YEAH NAH FUCK YOU CUNT

>>25718494
why though?

your Bantz have poor conveyance, step your game up.

Australia smells like shit

Clean your houses you smelly faggots.

>>25718886
you can blame the aboriginals for that one.

Ayers Rock in the middle of the country is actually just a giant pile of shit.

>>25718494
And what shithole might you be from?

>>25718941
Anon, they're clearly from New Zealand if they're going to directionlessly lash out at Australians, it's just what they do.

because after all, we all know New Zealanders have the biggest inferiority complex of the southern hemisphere

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>>25718673
don't be stupid anon, everybody knows you ride in the pouch.

>>25718898
It's Uluru, fuckmunson.

>>25718987
We also invented McCafe.

>>25718494
Nah i would prefer Australia than american shit

>>25718523
OP doesn't have to do anything sorry anon

Aren't Australian spiders like 50 feet tall?

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>>25719540
No but their jellyfish are if they decide to move a little

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>>25719580
It's the small ones you gotta watch out for.
They'll sting you before you know they're there.

>>25719743
reminds me of the time I swam around the Green Bay on a short cruise.

'the mosquitos of the sea' some people called them, but they stung, they were annoying, and they were practically invisible in the water

too busy fighting off feraligatrs and galvantulas in real life

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>>25719580
>when you have to cordon off the beach just to be safe

>>25719765
M8 irukandji aren't just "annoying"

>>25719765
>Irukandi jellyfish's stings are so severe they can cause fatal brain haemorrhages and on average send 50-100 people to the hospital annually.[12]
>On a pain index of zero to ten, with zero being no pain at all and ten being the most excruciating pain imaginable, Dr. Jamie Seymour ranked the pain of a sting from an Irukandji jellyfish a twelve.[13]
>Irukandi jellyfish's stings have been known to be so painful that even the maximum dosage of morphine barely takes the edge off.[11]
>Because the jellyfish is very small, and the venom is only injected through the tips of the nematocysts (the cnidocysts) rather than the entire lengths, the sting may barely be noticed at first. It has been described as feeling like little more than a mosquito bite. The symptoms, however, gradually become apparent and then more and more intense in the subsequent five to 120 minutes (30 minutes on average). Irukandji syndrome includes an array of systemic symptoms, including severe headache, backache, muscle pains, chest and abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, sweating, anxiety, hypertension, tachycardia and pulmonary edema.[4][11][12] One unusual symptom associated with the syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom".[13] Patients have been reported as being so certain they are going to die, they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with.[14] Symptoms generally abate in four to 30 hours, but may take up to two weeks to resolve completely.[6]

>they were annoying

>>25719890
That sounds pretty annoying to me m80

>>25718494
>their "culture" is the same as california but with kangaroo
>the only relevant thing they ever did in history was because England told them to do it
>the only thing they can do online is shitposting
>lose a war against some birds and they have problem dealing with rabbit
Is there a more useless country than Australia? I mean you could remove Australia from the surface of the world and nothing would really change.

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>>25718494
>all this hate against bases Australia

Did an aussie take a piss on you or something anons?

>>25719938
cry about it

>>25719890
This is so intense

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Most of them have 10kb/s internet so they can't look up good strategy and movepools for their mons.

Somebody post that fern that by merely touching it can leave a huge pain that lasts for years or some shit.

>>25718523
i pulled a guy from western australia in the battle spot twice yesterday. beat him both times.

your cloyster is shit Michael, do something else beside icicle spear for at least one turn.

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So is there like a poll on this or is this based on battling one person?

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>>25720873
this shit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides

>>25721150
Yeah that's the one.
>For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn’t work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower. ... There's nothing to rival it; it's ten times worse than anything else
Hell, I fucking love nature.

>>25721150
>The recommended treatment for skin exposure to the hairs is applying diluted hydrochloric acid and pulling them out with a hair removal strip.
Dear god why is this a thing?

>>25719890
>scale of 0 to 10
>uses a number outside of the scale

I didnt know they were terrible at math too

>>25718720
Not sure about Pokemon but with most games, Nintendo usually likes to push our release date by 1 day so we can't get stuff a few hours before Europe.

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>>25721150
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA