>Poffin = Pokemon + Muffin

>>25695690
>Squirrel + Turtle = Squirtle

Sea + Eel = Seel

>>25695693

It's Squirt and Turtle, you faggot.

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>Lucario = Sex + Slave

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>Pokemon Amie = Pokemon + Mon Amie (My Friend in French)

>>25695711
Next you're gonna tell me Bulbasaur isn't Lightbulb Dinosaur.

>Charmander = Charm + Alexander

>burMY
>worMADAM
>motHIM

>Weedle = Weed + Needle

>>25695899
Disgusting, Weedle should be banned. I had a brother that died from Marijuanas Cigarette Injections.

>>25695911
Ikr?

>>25695911
>one nigger died
>ban it everywhere

I know you were joking but fuck you nevertheless.

>>25695937
Marijuanas kills 10/10 people every day. It is a very dangerous DRUG.

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>>25695690
>Snorlax
>Snow + lax
>snow?
>lax = salmon in swedish
What did they mean by this?

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>>25695711
>>25695811
>>25695911
>>25695899
>>25695977
>>25695966
>make it double!
Thos clever fuckers....

>>25695966
A LIKELY story

>>25696016
It's the most likely thing ever. You don't want to hit those cigarettes and/or inject them, you'll OD in a matter of seconds.

>>25695937
How stupid are you

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>>25696073
Less than you

>>25696066
But you DO want it cause it creates fun and carefree

>>25696171
No, it causes death and sadness.

>Rapidash
>Rapid + Dash
>but ALSO Rapid + Ash
BOOM

>>25695911
>>25695966
>>25696066
>>25696177
>all these dubs

It's time to accept that weed is evil.

>>25695757
Note that "amie" is the feminine form (masculine is "ami")

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It's just a Hop, Skip, and a Jump.

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Koffing Coughing
Weezing Sneezing

>>25699503
> Weezing Wheezing

>>25695690
>Pokedex = Pokemon + Spandex

>>25699526
Lmao what the fucks wheezing?

By your logic

Kangaskhan Kanging


Nice troll

>>25699632
Wheezing is a high-pitched whistling sound made while breathing. Most commonly wheezing occurs during breathing out (expiration), but it can sometimes be related to breathing in (inspiration).

>>25695690
Green + Ninja = Greninja
he even is not green

>>25699715
TDIL 'grenouille' is French for 'ninja'

>>25699661
Heres your (You)

>>25695711
Squirrel + Squirt + Turtle

>>25695977
>sweden is cold
>snow is cold
>sweden has salmon
>sweden have a word for salmon

and then a pokemon is born

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>>25695690
This thread just made me realize "Poffin" is not a real english word. All this time I thought it just meant "Muffin".

Pokemon=Pocket+Money

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>>25695690
>Scepter + Reptile = Sceptile

>>25695705
Seal = Seel

>>25706242
>"GeneratorShipping is the belief that Misty and Pikachu belong in a romantic relationship. The name comes from the concept of a hydroelectric generator that uses water to create electricity."

>— http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shipping:GeneratorShipping

thanksbulbapedia.tumblr.com

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>>25695690

Pidgey: "pigeon" + "edgy"

>>25701715
wait. this one could actually work.
i have pocket money. therefore pokemon is real

>>25695690
Bell+Opossum = Bellossom

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>>25697127
>literally same order
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE

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>>25699503
Koffing = coffin because smoking kills

Probopass = probe + OP's ass

>>25699526
This begs the question why Wheezing never got an evolution...
>Chokking
Choking + King, since all the early mons had names ending in -king

Dragonair = drag + on + air

Because if it could fly, its body shape would generate very little drag, unlike its evo.

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>>25695757
Jamais fait gaffe.

>>25708348
Kek

>>25708400
Dragonair = Dragon + debonair

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>>25708324
But at the same time:
>Koffing = coffee
>has smoke and is steamy and shit and says "coffee!"
They really went all out with him!

>>25709427
Coffee and cigarettes. Just like mom!

>>25695977
Snor(e)+(re)lax?

>>25711738
Are you fucking stupid?