Why no love for Roserade?

Just when you think there's no way to sexualize something, you faggots pleasantly surprise me.

>>25692188
Plants are hot

Her and Lopunny are essential to my team. Not just because of muh dick, but I enjoy training them and they hold their ground.

Roserade is hot as fuck. Would cum inside.

>>25692200
One of my top hottest pokemon.

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>>25692171
You make me sick.

Whenever I look at Roserade, I see it as a male.

>>25692218
Me too. Slutty gay rich boy who mostly doms but sometimed switched

>>25692195
>you will never fuck a specialised plant

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>>25692209
People marry Pokémon in the Pokémon World.

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>>25692171

m-my dick is scared

>>25692188
Enjoying your first day online?

Y'see, I actually think the Budew line are all really cool Pokémon, but I have no desire to fuck them. And when I see a thread like this full of people wanting to cum inside of little plant monsters, well, it kinda kills my vibes.

By all means, fap away, I have no designs to intervene. I'm just saying I DO have love for Roserade, you guys just aren't the people I wanna talk about Roserade with.

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>>25692188
>>25692195

>>25692878
I see both sexiness and awesomeness in many lines...Roserade, even though its a grass type (which i hate), is very useful for my usual team

>>25692272
That bottom one just sounds like a pretty typical old lonely lady joke.

>>25692272
Shhh, Anon, this is /vp/. Common sense and logic doesn't exist here.

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>no ex card
>no full art card
>no mega
>no playable on pokken

>>25695227
She had a child with it in the next game.

>>25695290
Roserade will in the future.

>>25692171
roselia fags took them all away

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>>25692878
I feel this way about certain lines too

>>25692171
>no art of her pregnant with a roselia
Couldn't care less
>>25692188
You think this is bad? Fucking look up Magnemite porn.

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>>25698114
How can a rose be pregnant?

Great Pokemon but you're all cancerous as fuck

>>25698114

Pokemon don't get pregnant.

Someone post the Roselia fic

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>>25699967

>>25692971
Y-you too...

Never stick your dick in something with Poison Point.

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>>25699978
:^)

>>25692171
Thinking of picking one up in ORAS over my typical choice of Breloom

>>25699336
A Rose and A Pokémon are two completely different species.

>tfw I'm the only person that sees Roserade as male

He's Tuxedo Mask, man.

>>25698114
>Pregnant with a Roselia

You mean Budew.

>>25699336
You could hypothetical portray her producing Budew seed/eggs as her being pregnant, given that the line is an anthropomorphized plant.

I say this theoretically, pregnancy is gross.

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>>25699365
Yes, they do.

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>>25700928
Your not the only one my first roserade was male. Its one of the few pokemon that can pull off the male and female look well.

>>25700964
This couldn't *possibly* be the poetic ravings of a mad scientist who performs genetic engineering experiments on pokemon. Nope. Not a chance.

>>25700964

That just says it gave birth, not that it was pregnant.

>>25697573
you mean she found an egg and no one knows where it came from

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Obligatory post

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>>25701591
Why is this the only roselia story?

>>25701653
because no one has risen to write another, except for one anon that wrote about teasing roselia for not having pants. Both are under writer's block or something last I checked

>>25701114
Pokémon have a short pregnant cycle.

>>25701027
Actually, Mewtwo was born from a pregnant Mew, who was found deep in the jungles of Guyana, whose Egg embryo had been tampered with to alter it's DNA. It was held and studied in the mansion where a scientist performed horrific gene-splicing experiments that made it vicious and extremely powerful. It eventually broke free of the Mansion, destroying it in the process, and fled. It can be encountered in Cerulean Cave, accessible only after a Trainer has proven his or her skill at the Indigo Plateau.

>>25702067
I just thought they worked with a fossilized eyebrow to create mewtwo...

>>25698114
Who wouldn't want to screw a Magnemite?

>>25702118
No. junichi masuda confirmed that Pokémon Anime series is alternative timeline/parallel universe to the core-series of Pokémon games.

They sometimes make cross-canon-references to each other doe.

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>>25700951
>implying I used a rose incense
Also,
>pregnancy is gross
Enjoy your plebeian taste

>>25701591
>hey this is pretty good. I hope there's something like this but with Audino
>"If anyone is interested, I have an Audino story too"

POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT

>>25692171
Grass butt!

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>>25702281
someone needs to crop out that last bit.
You are in luck friend

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>>25692171

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>>25701591
>Rape

This kills the boner.

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>>25705319
yours weakens while mine strengthens

>>25701591
Pfffft. I'd rather tease her desu
http://pastebin.com/p57LYN4p

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>>25692171

dont fuck plants

>>25706823
Dont sass me

>>25692218
>>25700928

Same

>>25707948
That's not Roserade.

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>>25706823
you can't stop me

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>>25707955
I have no response to that.

Fuck you?

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>>25706823
b-but

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Husbando

>>25707957
>F##k you?

Nah. I'm into that.
upload a picture of Roserade instead.

Losers

>>25702599
Any more, anon?

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>>25707970

>>25707970
>I'm into that.
post dick bb

>>25708037
Would you suck one?

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>>25707985

>>25699336
Poé-pollen

>>25704466
I was thinking the same thing while watching that movie. I hate that feminist bitch.

>>25702042
Except mewtwo is a clone and you're a dingus.

>>25705499
Faggot.

>>25709033
Mewtwo was born from a pregnant Mew, who wound deep in the jungles of Guyana, whose embryo had been tampered with to alter it's DNA. It was held and studied in the mansion where a scientist performed horrific gene-splicing experiments that made it vicious and extremely powerful. It eventually broke free of the Mansion, destroying it in the process, and fled. It can be encountered in Cerulean Cave, accessible only after a Trainer has proven his or her skill at the Indigo Plateau.

>>25692171
My roserade is male so I'm on board with this.

>>25708160
>tfw no male roserade

I never noticed how Roselia is naked.

>>25700964
Nigger I'm certain that it says "gave birth" as in "the clone is alive". I doubt that mew was actually pregnant.

>>25712101
You are confuse.
The Anime series is a Alternative time to the Pokémon games.

>>25712198
>25712198
Not even talking about the anime m8. Like anon >>25701027 said, sounds like a poetic way of saying "we dun it bois"

>>25712101
Speaking of the movies and consequently the TV show, do the cartoons and the movies and the video games overlap? Is that all one Pokémon world, or are they two separate universes?

Masuda: basically it’s the same place. Looking at it as a parallel world, or in some select spots being a parallel world might be more accurate.

Thus proving that Anime and movies are non-canon to the Games.

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>>25712209
gene splicing definition. A term used to refer to the process by which the DNA of an organism is cut and a gene, perhaps from another organism, is inserted. genetic engineering and recombinant DNA.)

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>>25712209
genetic modification in Mew embryo.

>>25711604
there's nothing covering the backside for sure

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>all these flowerfuckers ITT

keep it in your pants, not in plants

but for real, Roserade's great, definitely my favorite Grass type bar none. Makes for a great Specs or Scarf user. Base 125 SpAtk, boosted or not, hits crazy hard, and man does it love that 90 BP Hidden Power Fire thanks to Technician.

like a lot of pokemon, though, it's not a fan of Heatran.

>>25692171
I've raised 2 Roserades. Both of them were males. I just can't anymore....

My female gardevoir on the other hand....

>>25702137

no.....just no

>>25712338
There isn't...also don't the males have a shorter leaf dress?

>>25692878
You think you have it bad? Try liking the the Machamp line. At least porn for Roserade is rare and more anatomically correct.

>>25715390
Yes they do, looks like only the female got something to hide there.

I wanna fuck a plant

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>>25715650
It makes a trainer wonder...

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>>25715773
Do you think that if you were to check there for curiosity's sake she would get embarrass slap you?

>>25707948
Someone post the Ash edit

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>>25715901
She probably would be pretty upset about it at first

>>25702599
Do you have the name of who wrote this?

>>25716104
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS ANON-KUN

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>>25716527
Not the OR but I hope the same place offers some of these

>>25715901
If by slap you mean get a face full of toxins, then almost certainly.

>>25701591
Author of this story?

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>>25716705
Well according to fanfics eventually she'll find your invasive curiousity not as threatening and reveal her delicate flower[\spoiler]

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>>25716705
Or a spiky slapping vine since they apparently have that.

>>25716794
>>25716403
author doesn't have a name other than anonymous.

>>25716876
What fanfic we only have this.>>25702599

>>25717262
I meant fanfic logic where enough reasoning could change the female characters mind

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>>25702599

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Well don't die on me now thread

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I just love messing with female companions for some reason.

>you will never get a rosejob

>>25726444
Do you REALLY want to risk hitting that poison point?

>>25726444

Nice trips

But anon I think it'd be less risky to just admire her lewdness from a safe distance

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>>25727191
Admire her butt.
She notices
get hit by a long range vine.

Roselia is lewder than Roserade.

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>>25727457

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Reminder to everyone that Roserade isn't actually a rose.

I learned from The Dex, (I think their theory is correct anyway,) that Roserade is probably based on hellebore instead of roses. Hellebore is a plant that is known for looking extremely similar to roses, but they're poisonous.

The "-erade" part of Roserade's name comes from masquerade, which refers to masquerade balls. Roserade is MASQUERADING as a rose. It pretends to be a sweet flower and then lashes out with poison.

That was a good episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ql9AVdB2Vs

>>25727528
>The Dex

>>25727514
It's the lewd smug look it gives.

>>25727537
They're nerdy as hell but their show is pretty okay. They do a lot of research anyway.

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>>25727457
I'm on the wall about that

your waifu is objectively inferior, just look at that butch dyke haircut

>>25727880
Roserade a best
Gardevoir a slut

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>>25732185
>Tits.
I think I want more.

>>25732208
I don't want to go to far since the mods usually don't like tits on pokes.

>>25732301
It's true and a damn shame. Especially when they aren't even exposed. Oh well.

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>>25732354
Thanks m8.

>>25732301
I guess if you have an interest in awkward-looking mounds on such a creature that are just slapped on and don't really seem to compliment the design in any way other than just being there for the sake of it.

I mean, if you're going to give a creature breasts, at least make sure they fit and don't look outright weird and needlessly tacked on.

Pokémon constantly seems to ignore/overlook the fact that flowers are a plant's reproductive organs.

Which makes things like Roserade slightly uncomfortable.

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>>25732478
Well to be fair plant pokemons are not 100 percent plants. Some are snakes,moles, ect.

>>25732478
>that flowers are a plant's reproductive organs
gross over simplification of plant anatomy, go back to middle school

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>>25705485
I can't fap to this.

>>25733037
Look at that super smol rose

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>>25733063
Smol roses are cute.

>>25727528
Cool I should check them out

You know I never realised how small the damn things are, I always thought they were bigger.

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>>25737107
Yea roselia is very small but at less roserade made it a little bigger.

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L lewd.

YOU can fuck plants

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So what move set do you guys use for your rosemon?

>>25737637
http://ageman20xx.deviantart.com/art/Roserade-Reflection-66915532

>>25738603
Thank you.

>>25732478
Touching flowers.

>>25692272
What's with the first of those three images when was that?

>>25740684
DPP, localized out in burgerland

>>25737507
Good idea, badly drawn flowers.

>>25705485
No pants Roselia adventures tires when?

>>25742876
Never

>>25701121
you gotta believeeee

>>25743347
In your pokemon.

>>25737507
Thick

>>25737271
Cute

>>25737522
>wearing a sunhat
this kills the roselia

>>25747223
Why?

>>25747299
blocking photosynthesis is usually the reason

>>25748193
The rest of her body is in the sun she's going to be fine.

>>25692171

Would this thread die already?

>>25749499
>>>2573
No