Pokkén

>>25691097
Top kek.

Fucking feminist mothers

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>>25691126
it's not really a feminist thing. not wanting your kids to see anything sexual is pretty standard parenting in america. all kinds of violence is just fine, but even suggesting that penises and vaginas exist is wildly inappropriate.

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>>25691097

It's a good thing the kid didn't buy a copy of Pokemon Black.

>>25691176
Lol this

>>25691097

I hope this is fake.

I have over-protective, reactionary, irrational parents like this and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

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PUFFY
PUBES

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>>25691097

>>25691202
If it is fake, I hope the person who posted that dies in a fire.
I really don't want companies to be even MORE scared of creative freedom and have to ask "is there ANY WAY AT ALL an idiot can mistake this for genetalia?" every time they design anything.

>>25691260

>Sugimori's futa fetish
>"Creative freedom"

This is a kid's series, not porn.

>>25691097
How can we ever go back to playing turn base gameplay?

>>25691284
>>Sugimori's futa fetish
God I wish. I'd pay any amount of cash for Dawn or May to be sporting a bulge of some kind in those biker shorts or skirt.
That's the kind of freedom I need.

>>25691097
It's frustrating, but I just reported the review. No sense trying to argue with here. I just had a big discussion about a very similar topic earlier, and it's sad how so many parents do this. Mine were pretty convoluted in the their logic-leaps. I'm 110% an advocate for not exposing children to pornagraphic images, but this is embarrassing.

I was pretty relieved to see almost every comment on the review making fun of her.

>>25691311
Hey, maybe if the whole transgender acceptance thing keeps going, one day it will be okay.
Like 200 years in the future.

>>25691284
Leg fetish
Fixed that for you.

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>>25691326
If by leg fetish you mean shitty tiny knobby legs on pokemon so they can just barely lift their fat ass bellies off the ground then yeah.

>>25691324
Not a super-advocate of the movement or anything, but just as an outsider looking in, it seems like it could be closer than that, at least in the US (outside of the south of course). Just seems like through media and talking to super traditional people, it seems to be an increasingly desensitized topic.

>>25691336
I meant with the female protagonists frequently wearing leggings with short skirts/shorts

>>25691363
Girls wear that stuff sometimes yes.

>>25691291
This. Especially with the Pokémon that I assume use special and physical moves (I haven't played it yet), I don't see why regular battles couldn't be this dynamic. We'd just have to stick to singles, or rotation like in Marvel VS Capcom.

Wow, they are not going easy on herhttp://www.amazon.com/review/RTOJ5PRER8TMI

>>25691326
Anthro fetish

Fixed that for you

>>25691377
lol duh I'm just saying that people bring it up a bunch, and while it's probably not true, it would be a more likely fixation of his than futa? Like how did we even get here? "Bulge" fuzz?

>>25691394
I think you have a bit of a reaching fetish anon.

>>25691311
If they were of age of course, I'd be totally down for this.

>>25691097
Yeah because cunts like that stupid bitch haven't existed for over 40 years. She'll go back to her dead-end children and die within 5 years due to her dead-end job and dead-end health care sealing the deal when she finally has a heart attack from all those failed dreams. Most people have learned to block this shit out by now except for the pink-haired boys trying desperately to prove that tiddy is so harmful to their psyche.

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>>25691386

>Seven fucking pages of people going off on her.

she's a moron, but why the hell would they put the fur like that

I mean really

why

>>25691097
>not knowing that birds have cloaca

>>25691097
Jesus fuck. I'm just imagining that poor kid having to sit there embarrassed while he simultaneously tries to defend it to his idiot mother and has to be forced to watch her take fucking pictures and lecture him for two days until uploading it to the internet. Then she drags him to fucking Gamestop and rants to the neckbeard behind the counter, like it's HIS fault for letting her buy that (even though he didn't even check them out when she bought it, and he didn't make the fucking game, and it's not a fucking dick). Then he has to go to church that Sunday, and his mom tells all the fucking people at church to pray for her son that is being corrupted by Japanese game companies into becoming sexually active at a young age. Then the preacher takes him to his office and lectures him on the evils of sexuality, and when the kid, who isn't a complete fucking idiot refuses to go along with this nonsense, the preacher gets a fucking prayer circle going for like, 3 fucking hours before the kid pretends to go along with it to get out. Then, for the next 6 months, EVERY FUCKING SUNDAY, the preacher brings up topics on media using sexuality against younger generations, and constantly gives judgemental sideways glances at the kid.

I might have started verbatim projecting personal experiences there...

>>25691456
Because you touch yourself at night

>>25691456
I don't know much about design, but I always thought it was to diffuse and obscure the profile of the crotch area, for the sole purpose of it NOT being misconstrued as genitalia male or female.

>>25691456

This. What a stupid design decission, there's no way it wasn't intentional for all the pokemon they did that

>>25691467
epic reference xD

>>25691467
STRAIGHT
OUTA
2000

>>25691456
Because that's what Blaziken actually looks like.

>>25691466
nigga wut?

>>25691466
You're from Kentucky, aren't you?

>>25691516
Georgia...

>>25691523
I'm from Oklahoma and I am so sorry.

>>25691542
I forgot to mention the part that whenever they'd see something like this later in life, they automatically assumed that it was the exclusive reason why the kid (I) wanted it.
>You knew there was sexual imagery in this game, and that's why you wanted it.
In a game that once again has ZERO sexual imagery, mind you.

But it is what it is. I feel like I turned out okay...

>>25691523
Florida fag here, I remember two old guys muttering to each other that ramume was a japanese ruse to eventually be poisoned and kill the youth of America, and a customer I was doing some wiring for said she wasn't racist but blacks are ruining america and called me a liberal when I tried to pretend she didn't just say that.
The south is fucking awful.

>>25691567
I thankfully avoided most of that bullshit because I lived in a 'I don't give a fuck' town for most of my life, but I've heard shit in like, Tulsa that has these kind of people. Fucking madness.

>>25691567
>I feel like I turned out okay...

Don't do this to yourself, anon. And stop buying games just for the dicks.

>>25691503
then the question extends to why was he designed like that in the first place. it's a pretty fuckin odd choice, like >>25691475 said

>>25691589
Because some birds have hair like that there? That and I suppose they figured people were smart enough to realize birds have cloacas not flopping or erect penises.

>>25691574
>>25691581
I've always wanted to live just about anywhere else. But hey, now that I'm finally an independent, I can find a place that doesn't completely suck.

>>25691589
Blaziken's fine, I'd really like someone to explain >>25691176 him though.

>>25691581
Oh hey, a local Oklahoma bro. I grew up in Bixby, but thankfully I've moved to California now, because fuck the whole damn area.

>>25691589
>>25691473
Seems likely.

>>25691601
Maybe it looked awkward as just a backwards swoop and they wanted to make it dynamic, and that was just a simple way to do it. But I doubt they were just like "nice. Let's put a dick on it." Idk about Japan (then again tanuki) but a lot of cultures use genital symbolism. It's not supposed to be like, haha a dick though. Idk I'm not the design team so I can only speculate.

>>25691097
When I started reading that, I thought that it was going to be outrage at the pokemon beating the everloving shit out of each other, since this game can look pretty brutal sometimes compared to the other games. Should've seen this coming, I guess.

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>>25691456
I think the tuft does a good job at implying he's a feathered bird type thing, without it he might just look like he's wearing a body suit.

>>25691311
please no. i don't want to be forced to play as a character with a penis,

>>25691824
then just play the boy, since he'd probably be reverse trap.

>>25691381

>We'd just have to stick to singles

Fuck that shit

>>25691523
>>25691466

Creflo Dollar?

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>>25691853
but the boys aren't as cute as the girls.ever.

>>25692076
>Who are Gen 5 Protags

>>25692340
This

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>>25691574
You're either in the panhandle or south florida with me where the elderly come to die and make youth miserable with their shitty high price housing. (fuck boca)

but yeah I feel ya,

on an unrelated note finding a girl to date down here is hell. despite being full of youth, it's either literal "videogames? aren't those for kids?" or
"I'm a country girl lol, take me mudding."

>>25691174
Go home gamer girl.
>>>/tumblr/

>>25691291
Well, there will be Pokken Championship at the next year's VGC so there is that. I wonder if the game has enough legs to stick around though. Namco should probably strongly consider a DLC if they want the game to not be a ghost town in a few months.

>>25692484
You'll be sure to see Pokken at any official competitive Pokemon events. It brings in a different audience from the TCG/main games. I can see them trying at least for one more installment before they decide they should drop it.

>>25691126
It is reactionary, actually the opposite of feminist.

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>>25691126
It's "soccer moms."
Get it right fag.

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>>25692476
Not only is he not wrong, but that's actually something a feminist wouldn't say.
Feminists LIKE it when something sexy is censored, not the other way around.

>>25691311
>bulge of some kind
Wish granted. They now wear thick bulky diapers under their clothes.

>>25691466
Anon are you OK?

>>25691466
Damn that projection.

>>25692340
Nate is the worst protag design in the series
Even the edgelord from Colosseum had more dignity than that palm tree looking mother fucker

>>25691574
>but blacks are ruining america
that is literally true
>The south is fucking awful.
then go to New York City or Detroit where you can get plenty of cultural enrichment

>>25692476
Stop spouting memes to fit in, faggot. He was right

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>>25691853
>since he'd probably be reverse trap.

>>25691348
It'll only be "accepted" when the trannies stop end up always being crazy banshees who kill themselves after a few years.

>>25691097
If you really want a laugh you should check out what is on her wish list

>>25691097
>>25691176

Irrefutable anecdotal proof that Pokemon's character design philosophy has gone to shit.

>>25692888
>blacks are ruining America

>not white middle class entitled uneducated baby boomers

>not white billionaires
Lol ok

Also,
>implying the US isn't doing just fine
Look at Europe, the middle east, any asian country near the south China sea, africa, or anywhere in south america.

The real problem is we don't have any real problems except the ones we impose on ourselves (like obesity)

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>>25691097
Top kek.

Do some research, mom.

>>25691604
Fuck the whole damn state, really.

>>25691097
So that's why May wanted a torchic

>>25693131
>blacks that do absolutely nothing and just collect taxpayer's money aren't the problem, but rich people that stimulate the economy by employing people are because they're white

>>25691604
>giving up living in a nice state (except for tornadoes) to move to the most socialist state filled with hispanics and filipinos

>>25693254
>Oklahoma
>a nice state

>>25693301
Oklahoma, the pedo state.

>Expecting a literal gamecock to have no genitals

>>25691284
Isn't Toshihiro Ono the one with the futa fetish?

>>25691097
Time to fap.

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>>25691505
>>25692808
Not him, but this treatment is EXTREMELY regular in the rural south and in devout families. It's what you have to live with here, if you're at all skeptical or just not invested in faith.

This is why you still get a lot of 15 year old euphoric fedoras. I'm not defending their behavior, but those families do stunt you emotionally, socially, and intellectually. It's why they act so prideful and smart.

>>25693250
Have you been keeping up with how money works>
I ask because that whole "big industrialist/employers are the heroes of the economy" shit flew out the window hard, especially after failing horribly several times since WWII till now.

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>>25693114
>It has a bit of fur in the crotch area
>"It's a proof that ALL the pokémon are shit now!!"
No mr genwunner, now go play Glitch simulator with literally real animals 96.

>>25691097
So how sexually frustrated must you be to see a penis on Blaziken?

>>25693250
>muh job creators
that entire concept is bunk man educate urself

>>25691466
Hoooooooollly shit. Way to hit it home

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>>25691097
>>25691440
>BetaOp9 says:
>I wasn't sure about getting this for my 5 year old daughter, but now that I know it contains obscure bipedal chicken genitals, I'm ordering it right away. Saves me the awkward conversation later when she asks "what came first, the chicken or the egg", she'll already know it was Blaziken who came first. Thanks, Pokemon.

>>25691174
Well can we let this pass? There was a time we actually taught children new knowledge we acquired instead of letting them figure it out themselves over and over, like we want our kind to be stuck now
Please update the syllabus for the sake of humanity

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>>25694917
> when she asks "what came first, the chicken or the egg", she'll already know it was Blaziken who came first.

>>25691097
Are we in a time warp? Is this woman still a parent at 90? I mean I figure parents are my age now, there is no possible way this can be a serious claim.

>>25691097
Your children will grow up to be very angry they were kept away and lied to

>>25691386
>>25691440
>8 pages
RIP old lady.

This is silly.
People must really hate Pokémon.

Pokémon has also been accused of Racism and Satanism.

I'm just waiting for the DOX.

>>25695036
>implying it's not just people who want to get a lot of money by suing nintendo

>>25695057
money hungry idiots.

>>25695077
"Another money hungry idiot."

>Won't someone think of the children

>>25694624
Luckily, my parents weren't fuck heads. I'm from literally the swamps, Georgia, and when I got into Pokémon, my friend's mom made him tell me I was going to Hell and may God have mercy on my soul for participating in devil worship. We were like seven or eight.
I saw him at a local con last year hosting a Smash Bros tournament, so I guess he moved out and got over it.

>>25693250
I pity you.

>>25691097
This is fake right?
No one can be that stupid.

>>25696864
Never underestimate the stupidity of idiots.

>>25696880
The crotch hair is weird but I doubt this person is a mother if she things that's a dick.

>>25696842
We don't want your pity

Bleep on normie, throw tax money you didn't earn a parasites

>>25696864

It's a real review on Amazon. No way to really know if the person that posted is truly a scandalized blue hair though.