>Dragon/Fighting
Talk shit but it's what I am based on years of careful consideration
Ghost because I'm gonna be one of those anons that die before the leaks
Fire/Water
Normal / Psychic with Base Stats nearly as bad as Sunkern's.
Poison/Fairy
I have a terrible personality, but I seem to be able to be able to make most anyone like me anyway.
fat/sad
normal
Psychic/Dark
I'm a dark wizard.
>>25667155
>>25667186
Normal is fat. I'm ok with you being fat. There is a lot of good food.
>Dragon/Fighting
Didn't know I needed this until now.
Pure Dark type because it perfectly matches my inner being and the types of clothes I wear. People try to understand me but I dont let them in and choose to be a loner. I'm also buying Pokemon Moon
>>25667103
Dark
It fits with my personality: Nihilistic, intelligent and a wicked sense of humor.
>>25667282
>>25667296
Its a funny joke. Whos penis is bigger, you or your mom.
>>25667146
Somewhat like this, but with a love of high temperatures, so Poison/Fire?
Just need to watch out for ground types.
>>25667146
Are you me? Fuck, I'm a shitty person. I don't deserve my girlfriend or my dog or my friends.
>>25667325
I like you poison fairies. You're so shitty it teaches others how not to be, thank you.
Poison/FlyingLike someone poisoned, I'm slowly dying inside, and I'm flying because I'm probably gonna jump off a bridge nearby soon. I may not make it to the leaks boys.
Sounds like a cool typing.
I'm Ice/Steel, and if I knew a move the only move I'd know would be explosion. I'm cold as ice, I'm willing to sacrifice!
Psychic maybe also fire. I can see auras and shit. I'm also kind of a pyro.
I'm really not kidding about that aura thing. I don't tell most people irl because it'd get annoying fast everybody trying to get me to tell them their color and shit.
Dark/steel type I'm a hardcore metal fan and I'm a medieval weapons collector
>>25667384
how gay can he get folks
Fire/Flying
Nothing but hot air.
>>25667384
What color is the aura of my post
Steel/Poison because I am a big dumpstermaybe dark type
Ground/Bug
I see Ground type as quite relaxed and laid back (but don't anger them unless you want STAB Earthquake boi)
Bug because they're reclusive but not a total sperg
Flying.
I also like playing practical jokes, so I also get Prankster.
>>25667437
That's... Not how it works
>>25667490
Are you sure? I can see the aura of your post.
It's brown. Because it's shit.
>>25667296
>inb4 wears fedora
n-normal
everyone here is normal
/thread
>>25667502
Hilarious and original.
>>25667523
Maybe you're a normie, but not everyone is
Psychic/Normal because I'm fat and think I'm smart
Water/Grass
I have an octopus tattoo and write with pen and paper.
>>25667539
you're wrong. everyone here is normal. you are normal.
>>25667700
Nah senpai, normal people don't hang out on internet forums 20 hours a day
Normal/Dark probably.
>>25667723
judging by how many people waste their lives doing that, i would say it's normal.
you're normal.
>>25667735
Judging by how many people don't waste their lives doing that, I would say it is not normal.
>>25667735
>>25667757
As I have said in the past, this generation is turning the abnormal into the norm!
Normal/Fairy
Fat and sensitive.
>>25667767
>Fat and sensitive.
So my dick is Normal/Fairy to
>Steel/Fairy
It is an almost zen-like state of being
>>25667763
im big you're little im right you're wrong
and there's nothin ya gonna do about it
>>25667876
Say that to my face, and not online faggot!
Water/Psychic
The first Pokemon I remember seeing was Starmie. My first starter was a Water type and they're generally the ones who fit me. I picked Kyogre. My friend safari was Water. My eastern zodiac is a fucking Water Rooster.
Psychic because I was somehow able to predict Z would be skipped, even before Magearna was revealed. You can't tell me I'm not a psychic after that.
>>25667103
>Dragon
how
Dark/Poison
PS: I hope you die, painfully, slowly.
>>25667502
>>25667103
Do you get fucked in the ass by fairies ?
>>25669478
this bread is satisfying
Bug, so I can be a bug.
probably a grass/water type. i love forests and nature and much prefer the rain to sunshine. i also enjoy swimming (though not competitively) and soaking in the bath.
>>25669489
Rot in hell.
>>25667103
Ground/Ice because fuck summer and fuck heat.
>>25667205
>tfw I'll be a wizard in 4 months.
I don't know if Iit's a good or bad thing.
>>25667134
right there
>>25669491
wow that was completely uncalled for.
I'm ice type because I'm slow, bulky and easily hurt. And nobody wants me in their parties.
>>25669526
It's in my type, uhmean nature.
Grass/Fire
>>25667205
This is what americans think.
>>25669617
I once cheated in a magic the gathering tourney. The next day my garden withered, my wife had a miscarriage, and snakes started manifesting physically inside my house.
>>25667146
Right there with you, Anon.
Water/Bug. Water because I am a competitive swimmer, and I have basically always been an amazing swimmer since I was 4 or something. Bug because I have always loved insects and spiders.
Normal at first but eventually I would be revealed to be fairy.
>>25667103
Fire/Ice
Coldfire baby, ever since dark alliance I've loved the idea
>>25667103
Sure Jan
>>25667384
That's cool desu
Fairy/fire pseudo
Dark/Fairy because I'm trash and I like cute things. I have a dark sense of humour and am a bit of a troll to friends.
>>25669522
Get your Thyroid checked if you're heat intolerant.
Pure Electric, baby.
I work in an electronics store, I'm studying to be a programmer, I listen to cheesy 80s electro music, I compose chiptunes, and I retain static electricity year round, not just in the winter.
water
Ground.
I'd like to think I'm a pretty grounded person.
Ground/Fire
I'm slow to change and firm in my opinions. I also have a terrible and destructive temper.
Normal/Dark
Dark cuz I'm a negro
Water/Steel
I grew up on the beach and I am now a mechanical engineer
Ghost/Fighting
What does degeneracy translate to? Dark? By I'm a really nice dude too. Fairy?
Dark/Fairy?
What is this faggot shit.
Ground/Grass or Grass/Dark