Where do Pokémon eggs come from?

>>25664377

Pokemon with compatible energy nuzzle each other until an egg is spontaneously formed.

>>25664377
Raul's mom

>>25664392
compatible energy?

Nah. Energy is energy.
There is no different types of Energy.

>>25664377
Magic.

>>25664421

>There is no different types of Energy.

Energy comes in different forms.

>>25664427
>magic

No. Sex. They really seem to like hanging out!

>>25664455
There is no magic included.

It's sex. Why do Pokémon have gender,
If They don't have sex?

>>25664377

https://youtu.be/GxC1kXm_AVs?t=286

From Arceus and Unown

>>25664462
Yeah. That's when the magic happens.

Your questions have to be submitted specifying which canon you want the answer for, or they shall be ignored.

>>25664475
Because Raul's mom

>>25664396
No. From the female Pokémon.

I also declare all answers to be invalid until a canon is specified.

>>25664480
No. Arceus only created creation trio.
Arceus isn't omnipotent, omnipresence, omniscience and omnibenevolence.

>>25664498
Raul's mom is the ultimate pokemon.

>>25664481
Sex.

>>25664510
>>25664486

The games, specifically. No outside material at all.

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From Celebi

>>25664513
Then why does it have a bazillion arms?

>>25664518
I'll just hide your post and pretend that you don't exist.

According to that one old man sitting on a bench in Coumarine, they aren't even eggs.

>>25664521
Are you just saying that to satisfy the board's autism, or did you legitimately want that answer?

>That one guy who vehemently insists sex is involved in every single one of these threads, often with stilted/broken English.

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>>25664377

They're cradles, not eggs, and no one has ever seen a Pokemon lay one.

>>25664524
>all young ones are brought from a future to a world where nothing is actually conceived
Holy fucking shit

>>25664537

I legitimately want that answer.

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>>25664526
Thousands arms.

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>>25664524
>that egg is Togepi

>>25664531
Booooo.

>>25664544
So it actually unknown, how Pokémon lay them.

>>25664559
Very well.

There is no answer. Nowhere. How pokemon eggs come to be is one of the many mysteries of the pokeworld and has not been solved.

Thread over.

>>25664377
When a mommy pokemon loves a daddy pokemon, the daycare staff turns their back for one fraction of a split fucking second and it appears when they weren't looking.

And that's how it works.
Kinda like that guy who can only turn invisible when no one is looking.

>>25664544
>some npc said it, therefore its canon
yeah. nobody has ever seen a pokemon lay an egg. and nobody really knows much about them, but THIS ONE RANDOM NPC surely knows the true canon answer to this question

>>25664524
What about Pelippers?
According to It's Pokédex entry in Pokémon X and Y.

>>25664633
That has no relevance to the origin of said eggs.

>>25664377
They fuck. Mewtist is retarded.

Proposal for a thread to answer stupid questions so we don't get swamped with threads that are in no way meant for discussion.

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>>25664544
blissey lay Eggs.

>>25664421
>There is no different types of Energy.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Energy_card_%28TCG%29

>>25664679
I'll just hide that post and pretend that you don't exist at all.

>>25664705
Only one pokemon, and if you read what you post, you'd see there isn't a pokemon inside of them.

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>>25664656
blissey lay Eggs.

>>25664729
There is no evidence of that.
Plus, this is proof that Pokémon lay Eggs.

>>25664751
True, but not eggs that become pokemon. I suppose that is not what OP asked for, though. Fine, we have one pokemon that lays happiness eggs.

>>25664717
Okay.

>>25664797
Yeah, It provide that Pokémon actually lay Eggs.

>>25664819
One pokemon and one kind of egg. The eggs that become pokemon are still unknown.

>>25664835
No. This is evidence that All Pokémon can lay Eggs.

There is no mystery. It's simple. Pokémon lay Eggs.

The same way eggs IRL come from. The adults in the pokemon world just won't tell you and pretend to be clueless about it. Of course they know they have sex, they just won't tell you that.

>>25664917
Just because one pokemon lays eggs doesn't mean they all do. You fail at logic.

I remember reading somewhere that they work like Chao, where they dance around each other and an egg appears.

>>25664917

You fail at basic logic.

Pokemon aren't natural. You're not supposed to apply anything realistic to the process, the eggs just appear. it's like saving the game, you can't save the game in real life. The main pokemon games don't follow laws of physics which means the pokemon world is a figment of your own imagination. That's right, the game is based on your imagination.

>>25664988
Now that's the biggest load of tripe ever. My brain doesn't run on leaving things unexplained, but Pokemon does. This is not my imagination, nor is it anyone else's. It is Gamefreak's alone, and you cannot change it.

>>25664377
Pokemon aren't real, so you can say they do anything. Do they just appear, do the parents fuck, do they dance around? It's all up to you.
Do you believe what GF says without question, or make it up yourself? The canon you follow is up to you. Whatever you prefer.

Autists that insist on everyone only following one canon are just that- Autists.

>>25664377
From their ass/vulva.
What the fuck anon. Lern biology.

Gardevoir got fucked by pokemon. Gardevoir layed an egg

>>25665065
Fanon is the direct opposite of canon, I don't know what you're talking about.

Besides, they said they wanted it as the game presents it, so I gave that answer. Apparently, there is one pokemon that lays happiness eggs, but where the eggs that become pokemon come from is unknown.

>>25664377
fuckin'

>>25665095
>>25665095
I know.
That's what, I'm trying to get everyone else to see. Pokémon have sex and then one of them lay Eggs.

>>25664377
Ok here me out on this guys:
We know Pokemon have a gender, but do they have sex? I propose that avoiding the term 'sex' was not just to avoid the wrath of soccer moms, but in fact has nown grown intentional: Pokémon are asexual creatures, but they nevertheless have gender identities and only 'go out with' Pokémon of the opposite gender (Attract, matign, etc.)

When two Pokémon 'mate', they (wait for it) make a wish and Jirachi delivers them an egg. That is how they reproduce, both in the daycare and in the wild. Eggs just pop up in the grass next to Pokémon who have fallen in love.

Genderless Pokémon are nonbinary ... .
ok nvm my theory fell apart right there since there's no reason a completely asexual Pokemon like Staryu would therefore also always have no gender. Someone else finish it.

>>25665097
And what is """Canon?"""
You know what's canon? Who our current president is. But he exists, and it happened. History is canon.
But fiction isn't canon. There is no canon.

Besides, defying official word? What exactly are you following, then? It's not pokemon anymore, now, is it?

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>>25665162
Jirachi sleep for thousands of years.
Jirachi isn't omnipresence.

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>>25665162

>>25665162
Unknown Gender

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gender_unknown_(Egg_Group)

>>25665180
The monsters and message are what draw me to the franchise, not the specifics.
You're an autist.

>>25665304
Message? You trade your friends and put them away in storage like trophies. You even make them fight for sport. What kind of message is that to you?

>>25664577
Simple answer.
Two Pokémon have sex and one of them lay Eggs.

>>25665320
Also, you are not following the monsters very well if you don't want to accept what defines them.

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>>25664577
They lay Eggs.
It is Not a mystery.

>>25665320
An entertaining message.
>>25665334
You're either an autist or a baiter.

>>25665356
Entertainment, then? I question why you question everything else, then.

I wonder what Pokemon eggs would smell like as a joke haha

>>25665348
>That filter
why do you do this to yourself?
You deserve better.

>>25665443
It's mother p####.

>>25665454
It is unknown, if Human beings can lay Eggs in the Pokémon World.

>>25665454
Male can't lay Eggs.
Only female Pokémon or Unknown Gender like Ditto can.

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>>25664962
I still have evidence that Pokémon lay Eggs. Even, if one Pokémon.

No one has seen a Pokémon lay a Egg is old outdated myth.

Some source of science that also parrots various folklore and hearsay.

>>25665530
>eating unborn pkmn embryos will make you happy

>>25665568
Yes.

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>>25665557
The Pokédex is the best.