Make dex entries for animals as if they were Pokemon

>>25663723
Oh shit son, an indian man was just killed by a wild Elephant.

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Harpy Eagle, the Forest Eagle Animal.
One of the largest eagles and most powerful raptors of the world, Harpy Eagles are known for eating monkeys and even sloths.

"Indian Elephant, the trunk Pokemon. These large animals use their trunk to knock over opponents. Some say that a swing is strong enough to knock over three Indian elephants in one go."

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Spider, The Trapmaster Animal.
Physically weak, spiders ensnare prey with nearly invisible, sticky thread. The captured prey is then finished off with a venomous bite.

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Mimic Octopus, The Mimicry Animal.
These aquatic mollusks inhabit warm oceans. They scare away predators by imitating more powerful animals.

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Bald Eagle, the Mountain Eagle Animal.
These beautiful Animals can reach a speed of 160 kilometers per hour. They are a symbol of freedom, strenght and justice for many people.

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Mantis Shrimp, the Bullet-Punch Animal.
This brightly colored crustacean can punch its prey with 1,500 Newtons of force. Even if the punch misses, the resulting shockwave can be enough to devastate its target.

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>>25663723
That's too believable to be a dex entry.

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Scolopendra Gigantea, The Many-Legs Animal
The largest of the centipedes, Scolopendra Gigantea spend the day lurking under logs and stones. When night falls, they emerge to hunt.

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>>25663723
Indian Elephant Posters, the 4hcan Animal. Some say that these posters have been around for many years but others argue that they are only a newly discovered species. All of them are faggots however which is why they do not reproduce sexually.

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Giant Rabbit, the Big Rodent Animal. Although most rodents, and rabbits in general are exceptional burrowers, these animals do not, as they have over generations breed to such sizes that they can no longer go underground

Maybe teach kids about biology by adding a pokedex category for canine, feline, ungulate, etc.

These already exist. Encyclopedias were invented by the British in 1768

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>>25664927
>Not using freedom units for bald eagle

What do you think the starters would be in this region? I'm thinking Norway Rat, House Sparrow and Cane Toad. The theme is invasive species.

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>>25665121

>>25664974
I really like that
I wish GF would play more on the aging factor of pokemon
It'd be so sweeeeet, but it's probably a bit too late now

>>25665364
Rabbits aren't rodents.
They've been reclassified.

Car. The Automobile Animal.
These artificial Animals were made for transportation. They have been known to reach speeds faster than the Sun's orbit.