Can't eat Food?

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Why would Ghosts need to eat anything?

>>25661620
For energy.
Ghosts have limits too.

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>tfw no mouth

>>25661602
Ugh Magnemite?

>>25661620
They're not actually ghosts, well not all of them. Some of them are just intangible Pokemon without a defined body/shape.

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>made of data
how does this thing even exist in the world?

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>>25661652
Doesn't stop Whirlipede, it eats with its eyes.

Just checked amie, it's true, shedinja doesn't accept any of the puffins
Is this the case for any other poke?

>>25661642
well, it's not an uncommon trope that they get their energy from someplace else. like Litwick sucking the life out of its trainer
Besides, maybe it's just a floating shell, and the inside is pure energy
maybe it doesn't spend any energy at all, and then doesn't have to get more?

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>>25661652
>>25661718
>Hitmonlee just absorbs poffins into its body
https://youtu.be/5MtbdG9vCmk?t=24s

>>25661652
It do have a mouth.

>>25661769
i aint touching that shit, it could just suck me right into itself

>>25661657
It have a invisible mouth.

>>25661712
Pokemon world actually takes place in the digital world

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>>25661729
maybe. Shedinja doesn't need food.

>>25661769
Permeable skin nigga, be glad it ain't doing Phagocytosis.

>>25661797
So Pokemon is literally Digimon?

>>25661797
No. Progon just posses a Physical form.

>>25661712
It posses a Physical form.
That's how it can eat food.

>>25661811
No. Progon just posses a Physical form, when leave cyberspace.

>>25661718
Whirlepede can probably uncoil itself to eat and it's just simplified by Pokemon Amie. Hitmonlee makes no sense, unless the brown body is just armor considering how is eyes look to be inside of it.

>>25661845
Hitmonlee have a mouth.

>>25661602
Spewpa can't eat either

>>25661729
nope, shedinja is the only pokemon who doesnt eat..........

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How does Primeape eat? Is there a mouth hidden under the fur?

>>25661870
Yes. Invisible mouth.

>>25661817
>>25661826
>>25661842
but how? its made of code, almost all its pokedex entries say so.
is there a warehouse of porygon bodies with no program loaded into them yet?
why would it eat if it has a robot body and a soul made of code?

the pokedex specifically mentions it doesnt Need to eat, but also that it Can. thats pretty fucking bizarre.

>>25661817
Thats what the goverment wants you to believe

>>25661880

It's Pokemon, ain't gotta explain shit.

>>25661870
>tfw Primeape's mouth would be his crotch
>tfw Primeape's are all female and eat with their vaginas

>>25661880
Biology and Technology fusion results.

>>25661890
No. Progon actually do.

>>25661909
It still wouldn't have a mouth.

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So Porygon CAN into eating after all? Who knew.

>>25661898
No. male Primeape and female Primeape both exist.

>>25661919
But it actually do have a mouth.

>>25661666
>They're not actually ghosts
except a lot of them are actual ghosts

>>25661942
>>25661878
>>25661854
>>25661842
>>25661787
>>25661781

Is this guy foreign or just autistic?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5atzojCDPhs

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>>25661968
nah anon, this is a ghost in pokemon.

>>25661975
It's Mewtist. Don't reply.

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>>25661968
Yes. Ghost Pokémon are actually, Ghosts that are made out of ectoplasm/gases/plasma.

>>25662009

I haven't been around /vp/ for a while. Is he new or something? What a his schtick?

>>25662009
define " Mewtist "
Please.

>>25662027
Not him but Mew + theist

>>25661602
i think metapod and kakuna can't eat either but not sure

>>25662063
They can't

>>25661997
except its explicitly stated that dead pokemon/humans turn into ghost pokemon often

specifically with Yamask which is a dead human carrying its face around

>>25662063
also pineco, cascoon, silcoon, and spewpa.

All Bug types.

>>25662129
then its a ghost type pokemon and not a ghost

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Metapod

>>25662146
but it is a ghost, it used to be a human until it died

there is no division between pokemon and humans

>>25662156
It have a mouth.

>>25662059
Create a definition for Mewtheist.

>>25662249
Can't you? "Someone who believes Mew was the very first Pokémon and created all others".

>>25662231
I'm not trying to be rude, I just want to give you an advice.
Third person singular requires a different form of the verb. In this case the correct form is "has". With regular verbs, you're supposed to add the letter "s". Don't worry too much, just keep it in mind.

>>25662265
Actually, Mew evolved into All other Pokémon.

>>25662351
It do, have a mouth.

>>25662351
Has he a mount?

>mfw genwunners still can't get over the fact that Arceus created the Pokemon universe and is canonically (inb4 idiots talking about game mechanics) the strongest Pokemon

>>25662413
I'm Batman

>>25662413
And arceus did the 'creating'. With the noted exceptions of Mewtwo, portion, and probably ditto. Last one Headcanon

>>25662421
>>25662436
*an

>>25662504
He an month. Thank maith

>>25662527
They her an mounts.

>>25661652
Perhaps it like the real life hydra, where it has to tear open a new mouth and then let it heal back up every time it eats.

hoe did the go from pokemon eating to debate over godhood?

i can see the progression, but cant understand why it happened.

>>25662579
>how did the thread

>>25661602
You shove it down it's back hole.

>>25662590
>>25662590
No, it have the trues in theirs. They is not even him.

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>>25662481
Arceus the " Imagination" Pokémon
only created Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Uxie Azelf and Mesprit.

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>>25662612
That's a bad idea.
It'll steal your soul.

>>25661712
Holy shit it only just occurred to me. Porygon is *literally* a digimon.

>>25662833
isn't that when you're looking at it though

>>25662024
Every thread even slightly related to the pokémon world or any pokémon species in particular has this guy spamming shit in bad english, sometimes he keeps autistically repeating the same thing over and over again even when it doesn't have anything to do with the thread, like screenshots of pokédex entries or badly edited images like the one in the OP. He also writes in an obvious and pretty fucking obnoxious way, with unnecessary commas and things like "(region)" every time he mentions Sinnoh, Kanto, etc., not to mention his obsession with Mew (hence his name).

This guy is worse than shitposters like bui or the Goodrafag, because at least you could report them, but this ESL autistic fag keeps derailing EVERY. SINGLE. THREAD. he posts in and absolutely nothing can be done since people still fucking reply to him.

Also, reminder that Mew can't learn Crabhammer.

>>25662848
I think so.

>>25662894
well then all you'd have to do is close your eyes, problem solved

>>25662883
Going against the Pokédex is silly.

>>25662908
There is still a lot that we don't know about that Pokémon.

>>25661769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzm3sNl8VwQ

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>>25662734

>>25661975
It do have autism.

>>25661652
It actually has two mouths, it's eyeballs hang down from the roofs of it's mouths.

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>>25661602

>Trevenant is a ghost
>doesn't have a mouth
>seems to eat with its eye thing
>Shedinja can't eat